Assistant God of Life in Another World

Chapter [-] Neither Wind nor Sunny

In the history of Chinese culture, Su Dongpo is a very special person.

As far as Chinese cultural people—well, in a broad sense, the ones I admire the most in my heart are neither Li Bai nor Du Fu.

Although Li Bai is a genius, he is too crazy, like a psychopath, and can only be used as an idol for appreciation or worship, and cannot be treated as a normal person.Although Du Fu is also very talented and has learned a lot, but he is too hard, and he is not a good template for life.

Only Su Dongpo, although not crazy, was arrogant to the bone.Although she is proud to the bottom of her heart, she can put down her figure and make friends with others.

He is not impassioned and impassioned, and he is a coward, but he can desperately stick to his ideals and the "righteous way" he thinks in his heart.

He also knew that he was out of time, but he never changed his original intention. He was truly a coward, and then Misty Rain and Ren Pingsheng truly achieved the state mentioned in his words.Or rather, the words he wrote are a true portrayal of his own life.

When he was demoted to Huangzhou, he wrote "The great river goes east, the waves are washed away, and a romantic person through the ages."

When he was relegated to Lingnan, where miasma and poison are everywhere in the novel, he wrote, "Eat three hundred lychees a day, and never give up to be a Lingnan native."

So much so that when a certain prime minister in the court was full of wine and food for a day, he asked Shi Cong: "What poems has Su Changlian written recently?"

Then Zaifu was sad and angry: "Damn, playing like this won't hurt him! No, demote him again!"

But he has already been demoted to the ends of the earth, where can he be demoted further?Will you demote it back?In the end, there is no other way, let him go farther, to the real ends of the world!

So Su Dongpo came to Hainan in this way. It was not Hainan, which was called "paradise on earth" after a large-scale development in later generations, but Hainan, which was completely in a barren state.

And under such circumstances, in the end, what he left to Hainan was "nine deaths in the southern desert, I don't hate it, and I am here to travel to the top of my life.", "Who made the geographer in other years, Hainan is my hometown forever."

It is not surprising that such a guy is admired by many people.

However, Fang Tian wrote Su Dongpo's "Fixed Wind Bo" at this time, really just doing it conveniently, without any other meaning.If there is something interesting to say, it is from the relationship these days, Fang Tian knows that Sharjah is a bit bourgeois, and he should like this kind of gadget very much.

So he took advantage of today's incident to take out this thing, and took the right to fish for a while.

If you catch it, you will naturally be happy.

If you can't catch it, forget it, and you won't lose anything anyway.

But Fang Tian's accidental actions really killed Sharjah.

After hearing that Fang Tian still has so many "mortal-level, elite-level, genius-level, and god-level" things, Sharjah felt that he was caught by a cat. After saying "But why would I take them out?", Sharjah broke down.

This kid is taking revenge!Plain and simple revenge!

In Sharjah’s mind, it’s a %￥#…＠(＊!………

At this moment, he wished he could grab this kid with both hands, strangled his neck, and roared, "Who is it! Who is it! Who is! who is!" But the fact is that he is just as Fang Tian just now He raised his head 45 degrees to look at the roof, grieved and indignantly, then turned around and left without saying a word.

"Bang!" Ten miles away, the grey-robed warrior slapped his big hand, and the boulder sitting under him was shattered into countless fragments, "Sharjah is useless, he can't even deal with a baby !"

"How to deal with it? Take an apple to seduce?" The skinny old man looked contemptuous.

But the chunky mage just murmured, "There will be no wind or rain or sunshine." His face was full of fascination. After a long while, he turned to the gray-robed mage and said, "Boss, what do you think? written?"

"Master, it's probably more than that." The gray-robed mage had been contemplating for a long time, and now he raised his head and said to the four old men: "Can Master be able to 'neither wind nor rain'? I don't think so." ah!"

"That's the level of that adult in the imperial capital?" the short and fat mage said.

"Almost." The gray-robed mage sighed softly, "Little friend Fang Tian just said that this thing is divided into four levels, 'mortal level, elite level, genius level, and god-man level', but I don't know that this one belongs to Which level?"

"God-level?" The old warrior named Bard hesitated a bit, "or at least genius-level?"

"I think maybe, what level is this thing in the four sentences of Dugu Qiubai? What level is it in the secret method that Fang Tian said yesterday? What level is it in "Journey to the West"? One level?" The gray-robed warrior said calmly.

When he said this, the others, including the gray-robed mage, were all speechless, with contemplative expressions on their faces.

After a long time, the chunky mage said: "How many things are in Fang Tian's mind? How can I get him to take out all those things?"

"Didn't the Sharjah boy make a deal last night? It's a pity that such an opportunity is hard to find again." The gray-robed warrior looked regretful, "I don't know what that kid lacks? If I use my sixth-level secret method Give it to him, I wonder if I can exchange it for something?"

"Old buddy, you'd better save yourself! If you want to change it, we will change it. Fang Tian is a mage, and you don't need those things of yours. Alas! It's a pity that I'm just a mid-level mage, so I just take out all the things for the little one. Friends, people don’t like it! Even the boss, I don’t care.” The short and fat mage sighed.

"It's not Xuan, it's just that there's no game at all." The gray-robed mage said lightly: "Let's not talk about me, even our boss, or even the one in the imperial capital, is nothing in front of the inheritance of the little friend. "

"Then there is no other way? Although little friend Fang Tian is smart, he is only 13 years old after all. Can you think of another way, Xiao Xiaodi, um, cheat?" the gray-robed warrior suggested.

"Damn! You're such a pig brain, you still cheat!" The skinny old man said disdainfully, "When will you be able to handle today's matter better than Fang Tian's little friend, and then say this! People are It’s true that you’re 13 years old, but you’re a fucking retard.”

"Who are you calling mentally retarded?" The gray-robed warrior refused and jumped up from the ground.

"It's for your face to say that you are mentally retarded. If you don't say it for your face, your little brains will probably be eaten up by wild boars." The skinny old man was quite calm at this time, "Not convinced? Come here, and Let me fight!"

……

Seeing what Fang Tian wrote, not only the five elders, but also dozens of other people, their reactions were also different. Here, I don’t want to go into details here, just talk about Sharjah.

"Don't listen to the sound of beating leaves in the forest, why not scream and walk slowly. Bamboo sticks and straw shoes are light than horses, who is afraid? A cloud of mist and rain is your life. The spring wind blows and wakes up, slightly cold, but the hills are slanted to meet you. Looking back. In a bleak place, when you go back, there will be neither wind nor rain."

This Your Excellency chanted these sentences, lingered in the mountains and fields for almost a whole day in the rainstorm, and did not return to Fenglin Compound until evening.[email protected].