Assistant God of Life in Another World

Damn mosquitoes!

Fang Tian gritted his teeth.

The great and wise Fang Tian Your Excellency, Your Highness, Son of God, at this moment, is full of pride, and his determination to step towards the mage is firmer, and there is one more reason.

Because of mosquitoes.

A few years later, a reporter interviewed Fang Tian: "Your Excellency Fang Tian, ​​may I ask why you became a mage so quickly? Is it because of your talent? People on the mainland say that your talent is the best in the past and the present. Or, is that so?"

Fang Tian shook his head frankly and firmly: "No, really not. The reason why I was able to become a mage as quickly as possible is because..."

Fang Tian used magic to draw two wings in front of him. The reporter was puzzled. Afterwards, everyone guessed that this was Fang Tian's expression that he wanted to chase his dream at flying speed!Then they all sighed: "You are worthy of being the son of God, the son of God!"

Well, this is all nonsense!

What Fang Tian was really thinking was, starting from today, should he work Sharjah when he sleeps at night, and ask him to wipe out all the mosquitoes within a radius of one hundred miles?In that case, even if mosquitoes wanted to come and bite people, it would probably be enough to fly for a while?A few hours, probably still can't fly to the compound?

That way, I'm sure you'll be able to sleep peacefully!

If Sharjah knew that Fang Tian wanted to use him as a fully automatic mosquito killer, he would pass out or strangle Fang Tian to death.

Fortunately, Fang Tian also found out that this idea seemed a bit crazy, so he dismissed the idea.

Mosquitoes are indeed a terrible thing.

In Fang Tian's previous life, in ancient China, all the ministers who were demoted to the south, especially the Lingnan, central, south, and southwestern regions, all cried bitterly, hugged the emperor's big tui, wailed, wiped their noses on their bodies, and cried: "The emperor Your Majesty, I beg you to spare me! I heard that the barbarians in that place are all cannibals. There are also people who eat people's hearts. Even if you cut me into pieces, I will not go there! If you If you don’t withdraw the imperial decree and take it back, then the minister will fight it out, old emperor, we two will die together!”

Those who were relegated to the south died seven or eight out of ten.Two or three of them are not dead, nor are they in human form.

Descriptions like this can be seen everywhere in the documents of ministers who were relegated in ancient China.

As cultural people, as knowledgeable cultural people, are they really afraid of barbarians who eat people's hearts raw?

Not also!

There is one thing more terrifying than barbarians is more deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and that is the mosquito.

The horror of this kind of thing, in the era of Fang Tianlai, few people except the residents in remote mountainous areas knew about it.Of course, there is a way to get a little taste of it, and that is to lie down on a bench in the park on a summer night and sleep all night.

By the next morning, those who have experienced it will be completely enlightened.

This is just July. Judging from the weather conditions, it has not yet entered the sweltering summer season, and it just rained heavily yesterday, and the damn mosquitoes came out to make trouble!After a month or two, there are still so many mosquitoes here!

What was even more frightening was that Fang Tian discovered that there was no mosquito net here!

Remember in ancient China in the previous life, there were such things as mosquito nets very early?But think about it, when it's too early, ordinary people probably won't be able to use it.

Fang Tian did not study this.Although his hobbies in his previous life were very extensive, they were not so extensive that he was interested in everything.

Before, he didn't hear cicadas, didn't see flies flying, and didn't think of mosquitoes. Fang Tian thought this was a holy place for leisure, and there were no such things.Now I know that I was wrong!

Fang Tian was thinking, is there any way to drive away these pests.

It is a bit unrealistic to use Sharjah as a mosquito killer, which seems a little too inhumane.It is even more unrealistic to become a mage within three to five days and have all-weather automatic defense and protection capabilities.So, what is really realistic is homemade mosquito nets, mosquito coils, mosquito repellent, screen doors and windows?

Carrying Xiao Qiqi on his back and walking towards the martial arts field, Fang Tian was thinking about it.

Mosquito nets can be ruled out first.

In this world, or more specifically, in this place, in this compound, this is undoubtedly a luxury.You know, a group of little guys don't have a few pieces of clothing throughout the year, and many clothes are worn in rotation.

That is to say, when the child is one year older and cannot fit in the clothes, he will change them to another child of the right age.

If Fang Tian only made one mosquito net, he could still get by. If he asked every household in the entire compound to get this thing, not to mention whether there was any problem with the funds, even if the Fenglin mercenary group was rich now, they would not spend this money. In the eyes, this kind of behavior of not treating money as money can also make all the old and young in the compound faint to death.

Then, before the second day of keeping it, the wise behavior of His Excellency Fang Tian spread throughout Hongshi Town.

In fact, Fang Tian underestimated himself too much. If he really did this, it would definitely spread to more than just Redstone Town...

Mosquito nets are not good, but screen doors and screen windows can be considered.

In fact, the so-called screen doors and screen windows do not necessarily have to be made of "screen". Wooden boards can do it!

Cut the wood into planks and thin it out, and then bring the fully automatic hole puncher from Sharjah over, "beep beep beep..." After a beep, it is beautiful, neat, light and applicable The airy and anti-mosquito ultra-modern doors and windows do just that.

and……

We can use agarwood to make this pair of doors and windows.

We can make those doors and windows out of rosewood.

The third pair of doors and windows is made of huanghuali.

The fourth pair of doors and windows is made of iron leaf wood.

What other golden phoenix cedar, see which one to use.

In this place, what is that wood?That's something cheaper than dirt!

And to be honest, in his previous life, many of those precious woods were so precious because they were rare and expensive.In fact, not only wood, but all kinds of other things, such as antiques, tea leaves, etc., once things that are worthless, once they are fired, the price will not reach the top, and they can go all the way to the ceiling, and they can't stop.

Because he is relatively familiar with the tea industry, Fang Tian has personally experienced that tea leaves that could be bought for five or six catties for one yuan were sold for five or six hundred yuan for one tael after being fired.

For the same thing, the price difference before being fired and after being fired is really huge. If you use multiples to calculate it, it can scare many people.As for the nutritional and health products that have become popular as a whole, the market price of 200 yuan at a cost of [-] cents is an open secret.

Fang Tian decided to borrow Sharjah later to see what kind of "precious" wood there is within a hundred miles around.

Screen doors and screen windows were put on Fang Tian's agenda.

Fang Tian didn't know whether to do or not to do mosquito coils and mosquito repellent.

Xiang was a thing that Fang Tian often played with for a while in his previous life, and he was also obsessed with it for a while.But making fun incense is one thing, making mosquito coils is another.And to be honest, Fang Tian didn't know if he could make a suitable mosquito coil material.

There are many kinds of raw materials that can be used to make mosquito coils, such as pine resin, citronella grass, wild wormwood, etc., as far as God knows, there are no less than a dozen kinds.But how to make it so that it burns without smoke, and how to match it so that it has a strong effect and the taste is not so smoky, is very particular.

On the contrary, if it is poisonous or something, there is no need to consider it.The rare benefit of these soil materials is that they are harmless to humans.

Then try it first, and let’s talk about whether it is good or not.

And it can also let the little guys like Berg and Dick have some fun.

However, even if the finished mosquito coils are made, it is actually a trouble.The whole house in this compound is built with wooden boards. If it accidentally catches fire at night and burns the house down, that will be fun...

As for people, Fang Tian wasn't too worried.

There are so many mages and warriors in the courtyard, if they can still burn people, they will collectively wipe their necks.

After Fang some ideas were made, Fang Tian also came to the martial arts training ground, first put Xiao Qiqi on the bench, and then sat down by himself.

It is still the same posture as when I first came here three months ago, facing east and west, facing the direction where the sun is about to rise.

When Fang Tian came in, besides the big guys, the little guys like Berg and Dick were also doing morning exercises, and Little Oga, the smallest guy who participated in the morning exercises, was still pushing his rock roll.

Seeing Fang Tian coming to the courtyard, except for a few eyeballs wandering around, these little guys are all concentrating on practicing martial arts.

That's because Fang Tian, ​​the "big brother who took the lead", trained those who didn't concentrate on martial arts before.

Fang Tian also told them a story. He said that when he was only eight years old, one day when he was practicing martial arts, a large group of sixth-level warriors and masters ran past his door. .

A buddy who practiced martial arts with him went out to watch it, and when he came back, he felt sorry for him and said: "It's a pity that you didn't watch so many great masters come here!"

So the eight-year-old boy said: "Actually, you don't need to go to see it, because I will be a master of the sixth level in the future, you can just come and see me then! As for you, just like you For martial practitioners who can’t settle down, I don’t think it’s easy to become a master!”

Fang Tian has told several times about different characters and stories, and similar plots.

I've said it several times, these little guys are all becoming more obedient now, when Fang Tian came in, as long as they were practicing martial arts, they all pretended not to see them.Even the frizzy guys among the main players in the regiment would wave to Fang Tian before and say "hi", but now they are much more stable.

Fang Tian sat on the chair, while waiting for the sun to rise, while playing rock-paper-scissors with Xiao Qiqi, on the other hand, he continued to think, seeing that the hot weather is coming, what can be done?

Like, the bathroom?Steam room?Soap?bath?

Also, can I get a fan out? ! .