Assistant God of Life in Another World

Water is a small river, and trees are planted where they can absorb water, and the small river is a representative.

Brother Fang Tian told her this the day before yesterday.

Little Aiwei thought for a while, then said to Fang Tian: "Brother, is the forest and mountains the 'water' for Daddy and the others?"

Fang Tian nodded seriously.

Next, he said: "Yes, the forest and mountains are the water that feeds your father and others. Girl, think about it now, if we live on a large flat land, there is not even a mountain around, and there is not even a mountain. There are no trees, not even a rabbit or a bird, so can your father and the others go on missions?"

This time, little Ivy nodded without even thinking about it.

"My ability is 'root', and the surrounding environment is 'water'. Where there is root, there is water. Your father and the others, as mercenaries, survived and lived here for generations. Girl, let me ask you again , if your father and the others just stay idle in the compound every day without doing anything all year round, is that okay?"

Obviously, no.

Little Ivy shook her head cutely, and then said: "Brother, we will all starve to death."

Fang Tian nodded, and said, "That's right, if you don't do anything, you will starve to death. In fact, it's not just food. In this compound, everyone, old and young, eats, wears, and uses everything they use in exchange for hunting tasks." Come. Only by working hard can everyone live, have food to eat, clothes to wear, and money to spend."

Little Ivy nodded.

"Girl, this is the first way of life for human beings - relying on one's own ability to do things and survive in this world. We call this way of living 'Li Shi'. It means growing and standing in this world. This is coming Most people in this world need to learn to do the first thing. Now, let's learn the word 'stand'."

The next moment, Fang Tian stretched out his hand.At the same time, using elemental simulation, he drew two vertical lines and one horizontal line in front of him, which was the initials of the previous life's cursive characters.This glyph, in this world, is the character "Li".

"Look, girl, the vertical on the left indicates ability, and the vertical on the right indicates the environment outside such as the mountains, and then connect these two things through the horizontal in the middle, and when combined, it becomes Li Zi. Look, isn’t it very simple?”

Little Aiwei nodded, stretched out her hand, and followed Fang Tian to write this character together.

Not just her.Little loli, Karin, and Nanhai Thirteen are all writing this word.For a moment, the word "Li" with rippling water and five elements stood upright in front of the bench.One, two, three, four, five are arranged in mid-air about one meter above the ground.

At the same time, ten miles away.In the small valley.

The skinny old man Nan Jin slapped his thigh, "It's stupid. I just found out today that this is how the character '立' came from!"

In fact, the character "Li" is a ten out of ten, no, almost ten out of ten, or even twelve out of ten, that's really not how it came about!

While making up the origin of this word for little Ivy out of thin air, Fang Tian actually remembered a short piece written by a certain expert that was circulated on the Internet in his previous life, about "Journey to the West", specifically, about Monkey King.

That snippet is this:

The real reason why Laojun cannot refine Sun Wukong is: in ancient times, the alchemy furnace was a coal furnace, which could only reach a maximum of about 1200c, while Sun Wukong is a stone monkey, the main component is silicon dioxide, and its melting point is about 1600c, so it cannot be refined!

So why was Sun Wukong trained to have sharp eyes?It turns out that silicon dioxide has been vitrified at a high temperature of 1200 degrees Celsius in a gossip furnace, so it has a function similar to a demon mirror, and you can see ghosts and ghosts.

So why did the gossip furnace break down?It turns out that the composition of Sun Wukong is far from being as simple as silicon dioxide, and there is also a part of calcium carbonate. Under the action of 1200 degrees Celsius in the Bagua furnace, the calcium carbonate decomposes: o2.The carbon dioxide increases the pressure in the Bagua furnace, eventually causing the Bagua furnace to explode, and Monkey King emerges from the furnace!

So why did Monkey King become violent after he broke out?Because the calcium carbonate on his body has turned into calcium oxide, the chemical reaction will generate heat when he absorbs the moisture in the air, so he goes berserk.

So, why did Sun Wukong become gentle again later?Still going to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures with Tang Seng?It turned out that Tathagata pressed Sun Wukong under the Five Elements Mountain, and the wind and sun all year round, the calcium oxide on Sun Wukong's body absorbed the rain again, and then turned into calcium hydroxide, so his temper became milder.

Why was Sun Wukong able to become a Buddha later?It turned out that on the way west, the calcium hydroxide on Sun Wukong's body was constantly absorbing carbon dioxide, and finally turned into calcium carbonate after reaching Xitian, and then turned into a hard golden body.

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Faced with such an analysis, if someone patted his thigh and said "So that's the case", Wu Chengen would crawl out of the ground, roll 360 degrees in the ice and snow, and cry.

It's just a little pity that this wonderful joke about "Journey to the West" cannot be told in this world.

Speak out, no one can understand.

Fang Tian's analysis and explanation of the word "Li" in this world at this time is of course absolutely incomparable in its splendor with this little joke, but in essence, it is exactly the same, that is, it is the same "nonsensical fabrication" .

Whoever believes will be cheated.

Poor skinny old man, this thigh shot...

Maybe I have to feel sorry for all the people who heard Fang Tian's explanation, including Xiao Aiwei and the others, who were probably taught badly by Fang Tian.

Fang Tian's Deception continued.

"Just now we talked about 'Li Shi'. Girl, think about it, your father and the others, if their ability is greater, will they live a more nourishing life?"

This is a matter of course, so Xiao Aiwei nodded as a matter of course.

Then Fang Tian asked: "What if their ability is very, very, very big, to the point of being very, very big?"

"The ability is very, very, very, very big... Is it as big as my brother?"

Little Aiwei thought for a while, and then asked a question that made Fang Tian a little bit dumbfounded.

"Brother's ability is very small, you just need to magnify his ability ten thousand times." Fang Tian said with a smile.

Hear this.The audience in the arena hadn't reacted much yet, but the remote audience outside the arena were almost speechless, and some of them overreacted and their hairs stood on end. —Magnify your ability ten thousand times?I drop that god yo.Can this continent hold it?Your Excellency, Son of God, you should rest!

Fortunately, there is no such thing as "you should wash up and sleep!" in this world so far, otherwise Fang Tian would definitely receive many greetings like this.

In Xiao Aiwei's mind, it might be difficult to imagine "magnifying Brother Fang Tian's ability ten thousand times", so she thought for a long time, and then she had a little time to ask Ai Ai: "Brother, is that... Don't you have to do anything?"

Fang Tian patted his thigh, and then gave little Ivy a thumbs up.

In fact, if it was a little girl like Xiao Qiqi.At this time, Fang Tian should pick it up and spin it around a few times as a reward, but little Ivy, relatively speaking, is already a big girl.

So the next moment.Fang Tian smiled and said: "Girl, you are quite right. People with greater abilities live a more fulfilling life, and when their abilities reach a certain level, they can do nothing. Live freely, look at how freely the birds in the sky fly..."

There are no birds in the sky at this moment.

Fang Tian then cast a large-scale gust of wind, selectively rolling towards the birds in the backyard that perched on the trees in different ways.So, immediately.The chickens and dogs are jumping in that piece of woods, no.It's a sparrow flying and a bird jumping.

Poor hundreds of birds that were really resting or active at their own pace, at this moment, suffered an unreasonable disaster. In a panic, he bumped his head against a tree trunk or a branch, and then spun around in a daze and fell to the ground.

Sailor Sharjah and other remote viewers were stunned and stunned by Fang Tian's shamelessness.

As for the four big and small audiences present, Karin was dumbfounded, little Loli and Nanhai Shisan were eager to try, and little Ivy looked up at the bird that "flies so freely" in the sky , while turning her head, looked up at her brother Fang Tian.

After the demonstration, Fang Tian went on to say: "What is zi you? You can do anything freely, but you can do nothing. Even if you don't do anything, you can live a good life, you can Eat well, dress well, sleep well, play well, sleep until you wake up naturally, eat good food until your mouth cramps."

"But eating and sleeping all day is boring, that is, it's not fun, girl, don't you think so?" Seeing Xiao Aiwei nodding, Fang Tian said: "So at this time, you can find some fun things to do, such as explain--"

After a pause, Fang Tian continued:

"There is a magician, his favorite thing is not to cultivate, but to travel in mountains and rivers. He climbed the highest mountain on the mainland, and swam the deepest water on the mainland. The most famous sentence he said is,' I went to the east mountain yesterday and now the west mountain, and traveled to the north sea and the south sea.” That is to say, yesterday I was on the easternmost mountain in the mainland, and today I came to the westernmost mountain. When I woke up in the morning, I was still on the southernmost seashore, and it was time for dinner. , to the northernmost point.”

"There is a powerful warrior mercenary. What he likes most is not practicing martial arts or going to the mountains to hunt for missions. He likes to run from east to west, north to south, all over the mainland. But he is different from that magician. The magician is looking at mountains. Looking at the water, he is looking for delicious things from all over the world. Those that fly in the sky, those that run on the ground, those that swim in the water, those that are boiled, steamed, fried, fried, those that are sweet, bitter, sour, It’s hemp, he’s eaten it all, and he’s eaten a lot.”

According to Fang Tian's words, the four girls, big and small, who have tasted delicious food for the first time in the past few months, all obviously have a tendency to drool.If Xiao Qiqi waits for a few little girls to come here, it's basically not "inclination", but drooling directly.

Not only them, Lord Sharjah, who was trained by Fang Tian to discover the potential of a gourmet, was so greedy that he was ready to take time to collect debts from Fang Tian. Fang Tian owed him a lot of delicious food but did not honor it.And those other listeners who didn't have much awareness or passion in this regard, such as Sai Le and the other old people, couldn't help but feel a little restless at this moment...

"There is a saying that goes like this, 'The sea is as wide as the fish leap, and the sky is as high as the birds are flying.' This is exactly what it says. Girl, we call such a way of living 'You Shi', that is, traveling leisurely." Zai, zi you live freely in this world, you can do what you like to do without any pressure or burden.”

"Girl, come on, now let's learn the word 'you'. Look, here is water, which represents a small river. It is the same as the word 'living' we learned before. Here, girl, does it look like it? Is it a fish swimming in water?"

……

Taking little Ivy and the other three girls to write the word "You" several times, Fang Tian began the following narration:

"Girl, it's far, far to the north, where every year in September and October, the wind is very strong and the weather is very cold. If you are not careful, your ears will be frozen and fall off."

"One day, the roof of a person's house was blown away by the wind, and that person was shivering from the cold. The place was very poor and there were not many trees, so it was very difficult for them to build a roof. This person was at that time Thinking of not only himself, but also many people like him, and even many people who are too poor to live in a house, he said, "And there are tens of thousands of houses, so that all the poor people in the world will be happy." That is to say , if there are tens of thousands of houses so that everyone in the world will no longer suffer from the cold, that would be great!"

"Girl, there is another person in the far, far south."

"That man is a pastor, yes, the same pastor as your sister Karin. He has seen many, many sick people, they were very sick, they couldn't be saved, and then died, their family members, parents or children, Weeping in sorrow."

"Then he thought and saw that in this world, apart from death, there are many other things that make people painful, disappointing, sad, and unsatisfactory. So he said, I want to practice, I want to practice a lot, and I want to get rid of all the dark and unsatisfactory things."

"After many years, he became a great sage. Not only did he have the same longevity as the sky, but he also became a very capable, capable, and capable person. There is no pain or unsatisfactory thing to touch him on the body."

"At this time, what is he thinking? It's not about enjoying it alone. He said, 'It's better to be happy alone than to be happy with others.' He said, 'If you are poor, you will be good for yourself, and if you are rich, you will be good for the world.' He said, 'First Worry about the world's worries, and enjoy the world's joy later." He said, "Temporarily take a hut to shelter from the wind and rain, and want to plant a big wooden pole to grow the sky." Pain, loss, sadness, despair.'”

"Girl, in the far, far west, there is a person..."

At this moment, there is really no one fighting alone.Fang Tian couldn't help but drag out countless great powers, and used them as props.

……

"Girl, this way of living, we call it 'Jing Shi'. It is to use a kind of upright mentality, a kind of feeling that embraces the world, and a spirit that pioneers the world, to make a return. An earth-shattering career.”

After a long pause, Fang Tian summed up and continued:

"'Building the world', 'traveling the world', and 'managing the world', these are the three ways of living, that is, the three ways of living. Including you girl, including my brother and me, including your daddy and others, including The people in this small town, including the people in the big cities outside, including all the people on this continent, including the people in the past, the people in the present, and the people in the future, all the people in this world live in these three ways. kind of, alive."

……

After a long time, after learning the word "jing" from Fang Tian, ​​and reviewing and sorting out the four characters "huo", "li", "you", and "jing", little Aiwei tilted her head and thought for a while, and then But he asked Fang Tiandao: "Brother, which one of these are you?"

"Brother," Fang Tian raised his head, looked at the distant mountains and the sky, pondered for a while, and then said with a smile, "Girl, you will know later." (To be continued...)