Assistant God of Life in Another World

() In Fang Tian's previous life, there was a word in Chinese called "groaning".

What does moaning mean?Fang Tian didn't check the dictionary, so he didn't know its specific meaning, but he knew its general meaning, and probably most people knew it too, because this word is too common, for example, moaning without illness.

If there is no disease and the mouth continues to hum, it must not be painful, and if it is not painful, what is the reason?

When a person is full of food and drinks, he lies on the bed and rubs his stomach with his hands, a feeling of happiness and happiness arises spontaneously, and then he is satisfied...

Satisfied with a "groan".

A person who is oppressed by parents, teachers, bosses, bosses, etc., feels depressed and unable to express it, so he hums from time to time.

This hum is also called "groaning".

One person, no, this time there are two people, "On the willow branches on the moon, people make an appointment after dusk"—by the way, why do you want to make an appointment after dusk?

In a word, when two people meet, when they meet, one goes up quickly, and the other gallops over at the same speed. Then, the four arms are interlaced, the body overlaps, the sky and the earth start to rotate, and then, the two people are satisfied at the same time...

"groan".

There are many more situations that can be listed, but since the southern region where Fang Tian is located will soon usher in the rainy season with heavy rains, I will not list more to prevent landslides.

However, from this we can already know that "groaning" is an expression of emotion.

Painful, happy.Or both pain and pleasure, can moan.They will also groan naturally.

On a large level, all human emotions can actually be expressed by these three types. Therefore, it can also be said that "groaning" is a commonality of all people and was popular in ancient times.It is just as popular in later generations, and on the Internet in Fang Tian's era, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"

Such an expression is a typical "groaning". It is clear that there is nothing between the lines, but in fact there is everything, which can be pain.It can be pleasure, or it can be both pain and pleasure.

In short, all emotions that the speaker wants to express can be expressed.

Since moaning is a kind of commonality, it has a basis for circulation.So whether it's "Ah!", or "Ahh!", or "Ahhh!".Or "Ahhhhh!", or "Ahhhhhh!", many times, it will arouse a subtle and inexplicable emotion in the viewer.

Because of this, Fang Tian was on the Internet in his previous life.There are too many moans with "Ah!" as the basic sentence pattern.No matter what forum.No matter what post it is, you can see such groans in the topic or reply, especially when there are too many replies.

But it's obviously not enough to stay at this level.

Confucius said: "You are rubbish!"

After drawing a conclusion, it is time to give an explanation. ——Confucius, although advocating tit for tat and blood for blood, is a typical violent man, but in general, he is still very willing to "convince people with reason", and only after this trick is useless will he consider entering another program.

Confucius then explained: "If there is nothing in words, action is not far away! Like this kind of thing, you want to have no taste, you want content without content, you want personality without personality, you want to be as empty as you are, and as pale as you are. Pale things... Posting this kind of stuff every day, you have the nerve to call yourself a post-[-]s, post-zero, or post-zero? Damn! You're just an uncivilized primitive!"

Then, under the influence of this point of view, the groaning of primitive people slowly began to become more content-oriented.

For example, "Guanguan Jujiu, in the river continent. A fair lady, a gentleman is good."

For example, "Pluck hibiscus in the river, and the orchid is full of fragrant grass. Whoever picks it up wants to lose it, and the thought is far away."

For example, "The door is opposite to the Crane River and the flowing water, and the clouds are connected to the Yandang fairy house. Whoever understands the hidden meaning of people is used to looking at mountains, birds and flowers."

For example, "The moon is setting, the sky is full of frost, and Jiang Feng's fishing fire is facing Mianmian. The Hanshan Temple outside Gusu City, the bell rings at midnight to the passenger ship."

The words in each sentence are getting longer and longer, from four to seven, and after seven, of course there can be eight, ten, and eleven.

But although primitive people didn't know that there are only seven days in a week, and that "seven" is an extremely mysterious code number in the human body, they still discovered through intuition and experience that seven is the best!

When it reaches seven, it's fine, and it shouldn't grow any higher.

So, since then, a large number of seven-character moaning sentences have been born.

But slowly, there is also a small problem, that is, many guys who think their IQ has reached 250 think that only seven-character groans are too insulting to their IQ. How can such a simple and straightforward thing show their IQ? What about the distinctive 250 IQ?

So all kinds of references, all kinds of metaphors, all kinds of eighteen turns, all kinds of uncommon and difficult things began to appear in their seven-character sentences.

For example, "every cup of wine is full of lingering water, and the only favorite string song has a heir sound. If you are willing to marry, you have to be a big family, so what's the use of the world's resources?"——Can you recognize all the words here?Do you know what kind of moan it expresses?

have no idea?That's right!All you want is that you don't know!

This is still the most basic. Later, they also played the "Eighteen Bans". < hurt autumn?Don't you like to lament about the world of mortals? Okay, now let's all moan in a seven-character sentence, in which no words such as "mountain", "water", "wind", "moon", "chun", and "rain" are allowed to appear. The eight most frequently used words.

Then, people with an IQ of less than 250 really couldn't understand the groans that came out under such a request.

But a new problem came again.

Many groans are meant to be hummed, or chanted, and how to hum, how to sing, how to sing?So, "he and her little friends were stunned..."

Like this, no!Absolutely not!

It's just seven characters, which is indeed a bit monotonous.In many cases, emotions such as tactful, melodious and lingering cannot be expressed.So, they played a new trick, arbitrarily combining sentences of four, five, six or seven characters, and made long and short sentences in addition to regular sentences.

For example:

Amorous feelings have hurt parting since ancient times, and it is even more embarrassing and desolate for Qingqiu Festival!Where are you sober tonight?Willow bank, dawn wind and waning moon.After many years, it should be a good time for a good time.Even if there are thousands of styles, who can I tell?

here.There are three-character sentences, there are four-character sentences, and there are five-, six-, and eight-character sentences.

In this way, everyone is happy!Compared with the fixed and regular sentence pattern, this kind of sentence pattern with random combination of length obviously has more room for development and richer emotional expression.

Then everyone has two different moaning sentence patterns.Many people feel that since then, the sea and the sky have once again opened up.

But slowly, the problem came again!

That is, many emotions and feelings of human beings are interlinked. Many emotions have been moaned before.If you groan again, it will be called replaying the same old tune. You are not afraid of replaying the same old tune, but what you are afraid of is that you can't play it well!

As the wheel of time rolls forward, more and more people play the same old tune.All the places that can be used have been used by others, so that.I really can't play it!

What should I do?

Cold!

It's really a cold salad.Take the things that those people have groaned, cut a part here, pick a part there, put them together, and look again, hey, a new and interesting thing is born again...

This is how in Fang Tian's previous life, in ancient China, poems (regular sentences), words (long and short sentences), and couplets (sentences made up) were born one after another.

However, once again, after the patchwork sentences were also crippled, people discovered that, in fact, on the basis of these three, a very interesting stuff can be unearthed.

How to dig?

For example, in the regular sentence, there is a sentence like this, "Boundless falling trees are rustling down".

Now, please turn your attention to Jinling, which is known as "the ancient capital of the Six Dynasties". Which Six Dynasties does the ancient capital of the Six Dynasties refer to?

The answer is that during the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties, Soochow (the one who was abducted by Zhuge Liang), Eastern Jin (the former Yan of Wang Xietang, the dynasty of Wang Xie who flew into the homes of ordinary people), Song, Qi, Liang, Chen .

Here, the emperors of the Qi and Liang dynasties both had the surname Xiao, so "Xiao Xiaoxia" refers to the dynasty behind Qi and Liang, Chen.

"Chen" in ancient times was not the simplified character shape of Fang Tian's era, but "Chen", with a wood and a ri next to the ear.

Now, lock this "Chen", give it "boundless", and then "fall wood".

"Chen", after "Boundless", removes the side of the ear, and becomes "Dong".

"East" and then "falling wood", remove the "wood" inside.

Now, what exactly does the seven-character sentence "Boundless Falling Trees" refer to, and what is hidden, come out just like that.

How about it, is there an exclamation of "ri ah!" (But from now on, please remember that "exclamation" is a white word, and its official name is "groaning".)

Does it look very "connotative", so "connotative" that you burst into tears?

This kind of "connotation sentence" is a riddle, and it is the fourth moaning sentence pattern after regular sentences, long and short sentences, and patchwork sentences.

And this sentence pattern is not as obvious as the previous three, it is shy, it is hidden, in the words of Fang Tian's previous life, it is "boring sao".

When writing the letter earlier, Fang Tian wanted to say at the end, and made a little riddle for Sharjah to guess.

But unfortunately, the current moaning system in this world is not rich enough, whether it is regular sentences, long and short sentences, patchwork sentences, or connotative sentences.

That is, there is no such thing as a "riddle".

Of course, there will be no word "mystery".then what should we do?Fang Tian changed a word, using "Tibetan" instead of "Riddle", and because of this, "Riddle" became "Tibetan".

Originally, riddles were also hidden words.

Moreover, there is a small game called "hide and seek", isn't it?

but……

As Fang Tian sang in a song called "Love Trading" in his previous life, "Love is not what you want to sell, you can sell it if you want to buy it." When he casually replaced "riddles" with "Tibetan" after the word...

""Journey to the West" can't be talked about, so there will be no problem if I talk about "Gourd Baby"?"

A certain situation seems to be happening again.

No, it has already appeared... (To be continued. You are welcome to come to the starting point (qidian.) to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation. Mobile phone users, please go to m.qidian. Read.)