peach little farmer

"Oops!" As soon as he stepped out of the door, and within a few steps, Tang Chuan hadn't had time to appreciate the beautiful natural scenery of his village when he heard a clear and crisp scream from the tsundere girl Li Xinxin next to him. I was stunned when I saw it.This period of time happened to be when the villagers went to work in the fields. Er Gouzi was carrying a hoe on his shoulder and was eating a large pancake roll egg with relish. He accidentally tilted the hoe and hit it on the ground. On Li Xinxin's cloud temples, blood flowed from his forehead immediately.Bloody disaster!Undoubtedly, what Tang Chuan said yesterday has been fulfilled so far.However, Tang Chuan was not rejoicing, instead he rushed over to Er Gouzi and kicked him to the ground: "Fuck, Er Gouzi, you are so fucking blind, you are walking around with a broken hoe What, look for yourself, you know if you hit someone?!" Er Gouzi has been a little mentally retarded since he was a child, and he is desperate to work. He is a good hand in the crop field, but his brain is too stupid. Nian Xue didn't even learn pinyin.Although this kid is mentally retarded, he is not a fool. When he saw that he had hurt someone, he immediately panicked. He got up from the ground and bowed to Li Xinxin without caring about his body: "My mother, how could I kill you?" The head was broken, it’s all because of this broken hoe, why is it so hard, how can I accompany it, if my father finds out, he must have broken all my bones!” Tang Chuan also knew, Er Gou This kid is actually quite pitiful, her father Zhang Dahan is not a thing at all, Er Gouzi's mother died in confinement, Zhang Dahan took another little daughter-in-law, and within a year gave birth to a big fat boy, Named Sangouzi.When Tang Chuan just vaguely understood something, he felt that Er Gouzi was not a human being, as if he was a dog that Zhang Dahan could beat and scold at will, and a cow that worked hard.According to Zhang Dahan and Zhang Dahan's daughter-in-law Huang Chunhua, Er Gouzi is not right, no matter what he does, he will not end up well. He came back early after going to work in the field, and Huang Chunhua stood at the door and scolded: "I don't know how to die!" Damn ghost, come back and wait to be struck by lightning!"; when he came back late, he said that he was lazy and didn't work and deserved to be beaten; Er Gouzi laughed, and Huang Chunhua scolded: "Don't look at the fun today, it will be quite good tomorrow Let go, you son of a bitch!" Er Gouzi stopped talking, Huang Chunhua went on to say: "I'm dead with my own father, let me show my mother, his father beat him!" Zhang Dahan heard his wife say , Immediately, it was like a heroic soldier who heard the charge, no matter what he grabbed, he hit the head. This guy is an old farmer with muscles all over his body, with heavy hands and a cruel heart. He beat Er Gouzi every time He lived and died, and then even San Gouzi didn't treat him as a human being, and let him lie on the ground and ride a horse all day long.Although Er Gouzi is a bit stupid, he also knows that he has been abused. In addition, he has eaten his last meal without stopping, is hungry and skinny, with long arms and thin legs, like his mother's spider spirit.Seeing that he had caused trouble today, Er Gouzi didn't say a word, slapped himself two big mouths, and immediately knelt down to the eldest lady from the city!It was morning at this moment, and on the road leading to the mountain pass, there were many people coming and going from the village, and the villagers gathered around after a while, pointing and discussing. "Well, Sister Xinxin, Er Gouzi is also quite pitiful. You don't know about his family, or let's just forget about it. I'm also to blame. You shouldn't have been allowed to go out today!" After making such a fuss, Tang Chuan immediately softened his heart. He hated Zhang Dahan and San Gouzi, especially that Huang Chunhua for treating Er Gouzi as human beings. "It's all your fault, blah blah blah..." Li Xinxin covered her head with one hand, and slapped Tang Chuan's heart with the other, feeling pain and urgency in her heart, she couldn't help feeling wronged. "Well, it's all my fault, but Sister Xinxin, Er Gouzi's family is poor, if you let him accompany you for medical expenses, nutrition expenses, etc., his father will chop him up and stew him into ribs, look at his growth He's not a handsome guy like that, I'll let him agree with me, maybe you're not happy about it, what do you think about it!" When Tang Chuan said this, the villagers all burst into laughter. "Who wants to blame him, he didn't mean it, but, woo, I'm disfigured, I don't have a boyfriend yet, Tang Chuan, you bastard, you knew yesterday that I had a bloody disaster and let me go out today, you scoundrel, you , why don't you remind me, if I really lose my appearance, I will let you be responsible for the rest of my life, woohoo!" Tang Chuan licked his lips, and smiled sinisterly: "Okay, okay, I am responsible, I take full responsibility!" Er Gouzi, who was kneeling on the ground, rolled his eyes and stood up suddenly: "Brother Dachuan, if you are in charge, I will go first, and I have to go up the mountain to hoe the ground, or my father, mother, and brother will kill me. I was beaten to death, I'll go first!" "Er Gouzi, you son of a bitch, get the hell out of here, you're stupid, the eldest lady hasn't even said to forgive you yet, you fucking go back to your mother Go, people will call the police when the time comes, shit, the police will not take you and your mother back together, the police will beat you even harder!" Tang Chuan stumbled on his feet, and Er Gouzi immediately lay down again on the ground.He didn't want to bully this guy at first, but he didn't expect this guy to be so disrespectful. When he heard that he was resisting, the person involved actually smeared the soles of his feet and slipped away. "Why, Dachuan, you want to take what my aunt said back to the Public Security Bureau. How do you want to take it away? Do you dig it out or string it up! You stupid dog who was struck by lightning, face to face It’s funny talking to your aunt, why are you spoiling your aunt behind your back like this, you didn’t learn well from an early age!” At this moment, the flirtatious, slender, well-known Huang Chunhua twisted her waist and raised her buttocks, flashing a cold face from the crowd Come out, without further ado, give Er Gouzi a big mouth first! "You hanged ghost saved your life. In your previous life, you smashed the door frame and pinched it to death. You made such a big deal for your family. You broke the head of the young lady in the city. You can't afford to sell your dog. You can't let it go!" How do you and I live with your dad, his dad, his dad, come here quickly!" Huang Chunhua yelled while beating.Although this girl is 37 or [-] years old, she has a fair complexion, a straight nose, big eyes, a thin waist and hips, especially a pair of white nipples that are plump, round and big, and she likes to wink when she talks, Everyone in the village said she looked like a fairy. "Here we come! We're here!" This yell sounded like an old bull, so frightened Er Gouzi that he peed his pants immediately, covered his head with his hands, and clamped his legs around the crotch. , lying on the dirt road curled up like a boiled prawn.This is Er Gouzi's accumulated experience from being beaten all the year round. This action can protect the vitals of the whole body, and if he insists on it for an hour, no one will die unless Zhang Dahan touches the hoe! "Hit me to death, vent your anger on the lady from the city!" "Okay!" Zhang Dahan is as strong as a bull, his arms are thicker than Er Gouzi's thighs, his thick eyebrows and big eyes are full of pockmarks, and his face is fierce. , pick up a hoe and hit people. "Wait a minute!" Tang Chuan couldn't stand it anymore. He was also a child without a mother since he was a child. Fortunately, his ancestors didn't even have a father. Driven by the psychological effect of sympathy for each other, Tang Chuan spread his arms to block Zhang Dahan. "Tang Chuan, why are you protecting this idiot? He is my son and I don't even protect him. What are you doing protecting him? If you want money, I don’t have it. What if you don’t beat him? If you **** stop me again, I’ll beat you with you, believe it!” “Uncle, you’re right, Er Gouzi is indeed a’** *', I admit this..." The villagers laughed loudly and bickered with Tang Chuan, no one present was sure! "But he is your own son after all. How could you do such a deadly thing as soon as you come up? If you go down now, if you die, you will be in jail. As the saying goes, a tiger's poison does not eat its child, uncle you This is too harsh, and Auntie, how can you teach my uncle to be so obedient? What you said below is powerful enough. It makes the father and son look like enemies, and they are not afraid of the folks Let's poke the spine!" "Da Chuan, you dead bastard, you are biting like a dog, Zhang Dahan wants to beat his own son, don't care what you do, it has something to do with me, no hair Relationship!" When Huang Chunhua heard this, she blushed immediately, because there were too many villagers around the scene, and she was also afraid that people would say that she was an unscrupulous stepmother.Tang Chuan chuckled: "Auntie, it doesn't matter to me whether you have hair or not. I'd better leave your hair to my uncle to count it. I don't care about that. Anyway, I can't beat you today!" Heh, why is my daughter-in-law hairy, why is she hairless, Tang Chuan, you stupid dog, you don’t care about yourself, you care about others, I just want to fight today, to vent my anger on the lady in the city... save it Losing money..." Zhang Dahan is just an old farmer, and he can't tell the truth with his clumsy tongue, anyway, he just remembered one thing, whether he wants money or his life! "Well, Sister Xinxin, you've seen this too, let's not pursue it, okay, I'll show you the picture later, and let you find a tall and handsome boyfriend, okay!" Tang Chuan turned Turn your head and say to Li Xinxin. "Woooo...it's all disfigured, what kind of boyfriend are you looking for? I don't think anyone will want me in this life, and—" Li Xinxin sobbed and said, "You bumpkin, tell that vicious stepmother and that stupid Dad, I'm not 'Miss', I'm a small clerk in a public institution, woohoo!"