peach little farmer

"You act like I've never seen a man before. This kid even dares to take advantage of the head of the department, but for the sake of calling me a big beauty, I won't argue with you today, why don't you hurry up and invite us into the house Sit down, Village Chief Li also said that you are the most diligent and honest farmer in the village, why don’t I look like you, you look like a troublemaker!” Section Chief Li blushed, and turned towards Tang Chuan pretending to be charming Beautiful white eyes. "Hey, our village chief said I was honest, not that I was honest, but mainly praised me for my strict style of work. I never molested women. Hey, our village is poor, and there are many bachelors. Like the two If such a beautiful woman falls into their hands, it will be miserable!" Tang Chuan chuckled, showing his white teeth, and scratched his hair, fully showing his unpretentious side. "Be honest, if you are honest, there will be no bad people in this world! I see that you are neither honest nor hardworking, and you have nothing to recommend you at all!" Feng rubbed against Tang Chuan's body, and Tang Chuan immediately took several steps back, thinking, my dear mother-in-law, this must be the legendary breast boobs! "Hey, little beauty, this is my house, can you be more polite, or I will tell you to go away, believe it or not? Apart from the two things on your chest, what else is better than me, I see You are worthless, in our village the chief has a figure like yours, you are called Chai Heniu, understand!" "Cut, with your aesthetic sense, you are worthy of being on your three-acre land, you understand What is figure, there are too many men chasing me in the city, I am too lazy to talk to you, tell me, where will Section Chief Li and I live?!" The little beauty looked around Tang Chuan's "villa" with her arms folded, He looked like he was too lazy to be familiar with farmers. "I've been talking for a long time, but I still haven't understood what you guys are here for!" Section Chief Li frowned: "Young man, didn't your village chief tell you that we are here to cultivate fruit trees, village chief I recommended your piece of land, saying that it is the most suitable for cultivating high-yielding saplings. We will live in your house from now on. You fetch water, cook for us, wash our clothes, wash our feet, and we pay 100 per day. RMB food expenses!" "Then why don't you wash the underwear of both of you by the way, and then add feet washing, warm quilts, eating, drinking, and sleeping with me, and I will add another five yuan. Do it! Or just let me help you take a bath every night, and I will suffer a little more if I add another five yuan!" "You, you little peasant bumpkin, don't chew your tongue when you see a beautiful woman, we are all from the county Your leader, be careful not to find bad luck!" The little beauty glared at Tang Chuan. "You don't learn well at such a young age! Stop talking nonsense, just do what we talked to your village chief about!" Section Chief Li's face was blushed but he couldn't help but smile, thinking that this kid's articulation is really good fierce!Tang Chuan shook his head quickly: "No!" "[-] yuan is not enough, you want to cheat!" "It's not about the money!" "What's the matter?!" The little beauty rolled her eyes angrily. "Because I'm a young man, and I haven't had anything to do with women yet. Two women live in my house at once. People in the village will definitely say that I am not serious. No one will marry me in the future! Besides, I have to feed pigs every day. Feed the chickens and ducks, how can I have time to cook for you!" Chief Li chuckled, "Young man, I didn't expect you to be quite feudal. Could it be that the two of us can do anything to you? You won't be so Be timid! Haha!" "You can't tell. My grandpa told me that I was handsome since I was a child, and told me not to be fooled by women. There are no such people these days. I don't think some people look like me." Good guy!" "You bumpkin, who are you talking about?!" Because when Tang Chuan said this, his eyes were fixed on the little beauty. "I didn't say anything, you guys hurry up, I'm going to sleep!" Tang Chuan really didn't want to take them in, because there were no fruit trees growing in his field, and these things were all caused by the village head Li Laoliu. The one who came out to deal with him, since he already knew about his plot, he didn't want to dig into his pocket.Section Chief Li smiled charmingly, with a delicate and beautiful voice, and said softly: "Young man, even if you don't let us live in your house, you should let us in for a cup of tea, and drive us away like this. It's too impolite!" "You can drink water, but I don't have any tea. My family is poor, so let's go in!" Tang Chuan had a good impression of the big beauty, and felt that she was not as savage and domineering as the little beauty, so he laughed , and led them into the house. "This is your house, why is there nothing there!" As soon as she entered the house, the little beauty looked over Tang Chuan's house with her disdainful eyes. "What do you have, what else do you have besides those two things on your chest?" Tang Chuan said angrily. "Hey, bumpkin, why do you always lift your chest up? You haven't seen it before. You're such a bumpkin. When I saw you, you must have never touched a woman's hand. You are a poor guy with no flaws. I despise you." !" Tang Chuan scooped water from the water tank and put it in the pot, lit the firewood and lit the fire, and said with a smile: "You women are really unreasonable. A woman is a treasure without a penis, and a man is a trash without a penis. What's the point, bachelors in our rural areas are also very precious, what do you know, you!" "Hahahaha, I laughed so hard!" The little beauty laughed dryly twice, pulled her face and said, "What's so precious, It’s all over the street! Only worthless people beat bachelors!” “Who says I’m worthless, I’m better than you in one place!” “Where are you better than me?!” “Everywhere is better!” “Then you take it out Take a look, hearing is believing, seeing is believing!" Section Chief Li seemed to have suddenly understood what was wrong, and a blush suddenly appeared on his fair and transparent pretty face: "Xiao Liu, stop bickering with him, you I can't beat him!" "No, I just don't believe in his evil, he is just a small farmer with his face turned to the loess and his back to the sky, and he actually uttered wild words in front of this undergraduate student, Miss Ben, who was a university student at Fudan University in Shanghai. At that time, she was also a well-known talented woman. How many boys bowed their heads in front of me, so I can’t compare to him, a small farmer. Fart, if you have any, you can take it out and show me how long it is?" Tang Chuan suddenly grinned, blinked his eyes and said mysteriously: "I definitely can't take it out, but I can take it out, Of course, you can also dig out by yourself, but if you lose, you will invite me to dinner tonight, hey, I haven’t eaten a banquet invited by college students before!” “Just dig out, I’m afraid of you, little farmer, Cut!" The little beauty was very strong since she was a child, and because she was diligent and studious, she had little contact with boys, and she had never met a troublemaker like Tang Chuan. How could she know his ghostly thoughts, and she never went to that vulgar place at all. think. "Xiao Liu, don't—" Section Chief Li leaned forward and backward with a smile, lost his posture, and almost lost his footing and fell in the yard.The courtyard of Tang Chuan's house was paved with bricks, and it was low-lying and uneven. When it was cloudy and rainy, he always fell down. Even he walked up it carefully, let alone a delicate beauty. "Section Chief Li, what are you laughing at? Don't you also think that a useless little farmer like him has any advantages? What else can he do besides farming!" "Hey, I can also sow seeds!" Tang Chuan Touching his chin, he smiled triumphantly. "That's still farming!" "Sowing seeds is not necessarily farming, but you are still a college student and don't know anything. The whole thing is just a hammer, and you will lose the face of your ancestors." Tang Chuan said disdainfully.The little beauty put her hands on her hips and said: "Then don't you say that you have advantages, take them out, I have lost the face of my ancestors, you should show me your face!" "It's okay to show your face!" , I’m afraid that I’ll show up and scare you!” Tang Chuanyin said with a smile! "Tch, I'm not that timid, show it off!" Hearing this, Section Chief Li couldn't bear it anymore, pulled Xiao Liu, and raised his eyebrows to look at Tang Chuan's crotch: "Don't mess around." Now, what are his strengths! This silly girl!" "Ah!" The little beauty never thought that she would meet a scoundrel like Cheng Tang Chuan in such a backwater, and her pretty face seemed to be burned Turned red, covered her face and ran to another room, "Troublemaker, rascal, rascal!"