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Many dandies like to carry a birdcage and walk proudly on the street to show off. People in the world are not surprised. If it is a Taoist priest who walks on the street and flirts with the girls on the street from time to time, that is rare. Indeed, in some eras, it would even cause public indignation, but in the Great Chu Dynasty, this was a very common thing, so common that no one dared to take care of it.

After the two Taoist masters came out of Ziyifang, with frivolous and strange smiles, they walked with splayed steps, and from time to time, they approached some pretty girls, made obscene jokes, and even reached out their hands to touch them twice. Dare to be angry but dare not speak, the two Taoist masters took pleasure in this, along the way, even ordered snacks from the food stalls on the street, ate a couple of bites, then got up without saying a word and continued to show off their Taoist identities, As for the bill, that's out of the question.

The skinny Daoist has been holding on to his bellyband without any scruples, and on the street, he would take it up to his nose and smell it from time to time, which is extremely comfortable.

"Fellow Daoist, what tricks do you think we will play tomorrow?" The fat Taoist asked with a smile.

The skinny Taoist shook his head and said, "Infinite Buddha, how about a horse race."

Fat Daoist's comprehension ability is obviously very low, and he asked puzzledly, "What is a race on horseback?"

"Immeasurable Buddha!" ​​The skinny Taoist sang the Daoist slogan: "This horse is certainly not an ordinary horse. I think those goblins in Ziyifang are no quieter than mares. They are so happy when they drip candle oil on them. , let’s choose a goblin each tomorrow, let them pretend to be horses, you and I ride, see who runs fast, who runs slowly, let’s talk to her with a whip, what do you think, hehe...!" It's outrageously interesting.

Fat Daoist clapped his hands and said: "Infinite Buddha, only Taoist friends with such great wisdom can come up with such a coup, I admire you, okay, okay, tomorrow you and I will ride horses and race!"

The two smiled triumphantly, and were about to walk out of the street when the fat Taoist's eyes lit up, but he saw an extremely enchanting and sexy beauty walking on the street, holding a small handkerchief, twisting her beautiful buttocks and walking slowly forward.

"Fellow Taoist, wait and see!" The fat Taoist swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and pointed over there: "Good stuff, good stuff!"

The skinny Daoist followed his fingers and saw the sexy beauty, his eyes were bright, he stared at the beautiful buttocks without blinking, he threw away the bellyband in his hand, and said with a smile: "Infinite Buddha, I have to change a bag play."

The beauty didn't know if she heard the two talking, but she turned her head and saw the two Taoists looking at her bewilderedly, she smiled charmingly, cast a wink, her pace quickened, her beautiful buttocks twisted from side to side , extremely attractive.

The two Taoist masters looked at each other, understood, and quickened their pace to follow.

Seeing that she was about to catch up with the beauty, the beauty stopped, turned her head and gave a more charming smile, twisted her delicate body, and suddenly turned into the alley next to her.

The alleys in Suzhou are narrow and deep. A big girl got into the alley, which seemed to be a hint. The two Taoists deeply understood the hint. They looked at each other and smiled, swallowing their saliva. Into the alley.

The alley was very dark, deep and narrow, the two of them smelled a faint fragrance, and even saw the shadow twisting in front of them, the skinny Taoist couldn't help but shouted: "Little lady, don't go, it's right here, come here Come, let Master Dao love you very much!"

But the shadow didn't pay any attention, and walked straight forward, the two had no choice but to follow quickly, and when they reached the depths of the alley, there was no trace of the beauty.

"Where are people?" Fat Daoist said a little anxiously, "Will you play hide-and-seek with us?"

The skinny Daoist stopped in his tracks and looked around. It was deserted and dark, and a very strange atmosphere filled the alley. The boy was quite flexible, and he lost his voice and said, "No, I've been fooled. Let's go!" He turned around hesitantly and left.

The Daoists are arrogant and arrogant in the open. Few people dare to offend them, but the Daoists themselves know in their hearts that today’s Taoists can be regarded as rats crossing the street and are not flattering. There are always those who are dissatisfied with the Daoists. He tried to rectify Daoist Master, although it was stated that he would not do anything, but it was uncertain in the dark. Aren't there often news that Daoist Master was punished in a daze?

The fat Taoist also came back to his senses, with a tense expression on his face, he hurriedly followed behind the skinny Taoist, walking quickly.

The atmosphere of conspiracy was very strong, and it came very quickly. After a few steps, a few figures jumped down from the walls on both sides. Apart from anything else, the two Taoist masters were covered with a sack, and before they had time to shout, the two His chest felt as if he had been hit hard by a sledgehammer, his internal organs were mixed together, he didn't feel the pain, but a fishy smell rushed to his mouth, and at the same time he spurted out a big mouthful of blood.

Several figures rushed up like wolves, using both hands and feet, and knocked them down without hesitation, and these people's methods were really clever, they only picked those soft tissues to beat, and the beatings were all the vital parts, which made people really feel What is the pain of flesh and blood.

In the dark alley, only fist shadows were seen flying, and only the sound of skin and flesh colliding and bone shattering was heard. The two Taoists couldn't cry out at all, and the pain that penetrated into the bone marrow could only be held in their stomachs.

In the eyes of the two Taoists, this round of beating seems to have gone through hundreds of millions of years, and they don't know when they stopped. They only felt that every inch of their skin was burning, and every bone was broken. Although he could feel the pain, his eyes could no longer be opened. Maybe there was too much blood covering his face. It was fishy and wet. It was beyond words to describe the pain.

The sack on the head was ripped open, and when the two Taoist masters thought the beating was over, they suddenly felt their lips were cold, and a cold hand gently lifted their chin, their mouths opened involuntarily, and the fishy smelling pill rolled into it. down the throat and down the esophagus.

The hearts of the two Taoist masters were cold. In their hearts, the food that was fed was undoubtedly poison, and soon they felt itchy all over their bodies. Tens of thousands of poisonous insects are wriggling and biting, which is ten thousand times more painful than beating.

They want to stretch out their hands to scratch, but unfortunately they have no strength in their bodies, and they can't even move their fingers, let alone raise their arms to scratch.

In the pain that penetrated their hearts, the two Taoist masters who had been arrogant before suddenly felt the breath of death.

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Leaning under the big tree, Xue Poye rubbed his nose, staring at the three people leaning against the opposite tree,

Everyone remained calm, and tried their best to hold back the joyful smile in their hearts. After a long time, Xue Poye laughed first, very happy and comfortable: "You have to laugh when you are happy, otherwise you can't talk about it!"

So everyone laughed, a hearty laugh from the bottom of their hearts.

After laughing for a long time, Ye Tianxiang raised his thumb and said: "Brother, although I have beaten countless people, this time is the most comfortable and the most... er, the most enjoyable."

He has done a lot of things to manipulate people secretly, but for some reason, today he and brother Xue beat up two Taoist priests, it was indescribably comfortable, every pore in his body seemed to be cleaned, it was indescribably refreshing .

Tie Niu has a simple and honest smile on his dark face. His reason is very simple. Two Taoist priests are bullying his beautiful and hard-working sister. This is a very depressed and angry thing for Tie Niu. The anger was completely vented, so he also felt very comfortable, at least in his opinion, some justice was sought for those poor girls.

Of course, although everyone is very happy, Mingxu is the most enjoyable. In Mingxu's view, the rudder master's move this time is purely for his own sake. Night is grateful.

Private fighting is not allowed by Qinglian according to gang rules, but the rudder leader personally took her to have a good time.

Sometimes, human beings really need to vent, to vent out the resentment and depression accumulated in their hearts, and it would be a more pleasant thing to vent to the wicked.

"Why don't you kill them?" Tie Niu seemed to have more to say.

Ye Tianxiang shook his head and said: "This punishment is enough. If they are really killed, the Taoist sect will always cause trouble."

When two Taoist priests were beaten, Yixinguan always had to go to the Yamen to report the case, but Ye Tianxiang had enough ability to turn this matter into nothing, but if two Taoist priests died, the situation would be different. To save the face of the Taoist sect, some radical things will be done, which will not benefit the common people.

Xue Poye looked at Mingxu and said with a smile: "Beating people in the dark is not a good thing!"

Ming Xu immediately said: "Eliminating demons is a good deed!"

The two looked at each other and smiled. Although Xue Poye occasionally taunted Mingxu, he still had a good impression of this weird monk who didn't look like a monk. The helmsman, who is not rigid but somewhat humorous, also has a good impression of him, but more of it is respect. After this time of fighting together, that feeling has been greatly strengthened invisibly.

The emotions between people are also gradually deepened in the common experience!

Beating people, practicing their hands, venting their anger, the few people had a very comfortable night, so everyone was optimistic about the things to be done in the next day.