big wet brother

Friends, welcome to join our wet friends group.

In our great and noble national culture discussion group, you can speak freely and know everything.

Qin Yuan was dizzy, he saw a message pop up in the lower right corner, he pressed xx without thinking.Thinking about when there will be so many advertisements on Penguin, I muttered and typed a line: "What is national culture?"

In an instant, it seemed as if a bomb had been dropped in the group.

"Brother, do you really not know, or are you just kidding us?"

"Hee hee, little brother, do you want my sister to teach you? It's very simple, just move up and down, and move again..."

"Learn from Mr. Xuecang, Hatano Hanyi, etc., Baidu, and you will know."

"I said buddy, you are not a virgin, are you?"

Qin Yuan touched his nose: "Damn, I didn't tell anyone about this, how do you know?"

"Wow, virgin! I haven't seen you for a long time! Little friend, where are you, tell me the address, I'll come to you. Let me tell you a secret, sister, I like virgin chickens the most. That green The shy expression, that strong and powerful body, Zizi, just thinking about it is so beautiful and bubbling!"

"Young chicken, take the video. Let me see, brother, how distinctive you are, how individual you are, how environmentally friendly, how comparable to the scene of a car accident."

"Weakly ask, are brothers also carrying their backs?"

What the hell, Qin Yuan almost lost his temper.What is the back? That is the addiction of Longyang with broken sleeves!

Damn, I'm only 19 years old, okay? I'm an adult at 18, and I've only had my first anniversary as an adult. Are you making such a fuss? ? ?

Qin Yuan's mind was muddled, and he didn't know what time it was. After waking up from drunkenness, he boarded Penguin in a daze and joined a group of poetry friends.

After entering, I realized that the so-called poetry friends group is actually a wet friend group!

Specialized in the study of the so-called national culture.

And to enter this group, you have to change the group name card.Members of the entire group must have the word 'wet'.

What kind of wet person, wet god, wet saint, wet fairy, wet sister, wet brother... and so on and so on.

Three names were given in a row, all of which had already been occupied.No way, Qin Yuan simply named himself 'Brother Da Shi'.

For a while, there were so many praises and praises, even thumbs up.

What Qin Yuan didn't expect was that when he was drunk, he got the 'female reader' given by the mysterious person, just to help him get the title of 'Big Wet Brother'.

However, he was so drunk that he didn't know anything about it.

At this time, Qin Yuan, as a strange young chicken, is being criticized by the majority of ethnic culture lovers.

"Brother, are you sure you are 19 years old? Do you know that at the age of 12 you can enjoy the sexual life brought by the new society. You have wasted seven years of your wonderful life. Do you know how many sexes a person can have in a lifetime?" Seven years?"

"Handsome pot, do you know that my sister and I have a boyfriend since I was 13 years old, and then, and then you understand."

"Just ask me weakly, don't you really like memorizing papers? It's very comfortable, fun and exciting. If you don't believe me, you can ask me to try it."

Qin Yuan almost couldn't catch his breath, this world is too crazy and weird.

"I'll try, try your sister!"

Qin Yuan, who was timid and afraid of getting into trouble, felt very exciting.

Except for the time when he was forced to beat Luo Sanpao by a scoundrel, he really had never talked so heartily and freely.

At this time, the man who likes the head portrait with a beard on his back sent a video to Qin Yuan.

"Let me ask you weakly, do you really want to have a super-friendship and in-depth exchange with my sister? Let me remind you first, she is a primary school sports coach."

Nima is really weird, there are still people who are willing to let their sister have a negative distance and in-depth understanding with others.

Qin Yuan thought about it for a second, and he was too old. At the age of 18, he can join the army to deal with the enemy. At the age of 19, Qin Yuan should be able to deal with women anyway.No matter how difficult a woman is to deal with, she should not be more vicious than the enemy.

Besides, under the siege of a large group of people just now, Qin Yuan also felt that he was really big.

His elder brother is the beautiful sister-in-law who married at the age of 19.His classmate Luo Sanpao is said to have had sex on WeChat at the age of 15, and has more than ten bed partners so far.

Damn it, I'm too weak!

Adhering to the idea that in-depth understanding is the way to help others, Qin Yuan replied to the man with a broken back: "Is your sister an old woman who has already passed menopause?"

Ever since he drank alcohol and woke up, the words he dared not say, the words he couldn't say, the words that were rotten in his stomach, now speak more and more smoothly.

Just like the buzzword on the Internet: the mind is accessible.

"Let me tell you weakly, my younger sister is 21 years old and is not married yet."

Such a nice young girl?

Staring at the screen, Qin Yuan couldn't believe it.His virginity, which had been with him for 19 years, was ruined by a 21-year-old girl, and he didn't seem to lose much.

"Okay, tell your sister, next time we'll get in touch and make an appointment. It's settled on the matter of losing your virginity on your sister."

Qin Yuan is quite excited to bid farewell to the miserable life of the boy chicken soon!

Unexpectedly, the man with the broken back was even more excited than him.

"Speak weakly, I'm so excited. Thank you, thank you so much. I'll treat you to dinner another day. I'll go back and tell my sister about this wonderful thing."

It's so weird!

Faintly feeling something was wrong, Qin Yuan asked cautiously: "Is your sister sick?"

In fact, Qin Yuan also wanted to say that a man with a broken back is crazy!How could anyone in the world be so eager to give his sister to others?

From the looks of it, he still wished that others would do it quickly, do it hard, and do it right now!

"Let's just say weakly, my sister is in good health."

When Qin Yuan swallowed a large piece of dry bread excitedly, the man with the broken back sent another message: "Let me tell you weakly, my sister is plump and weighs three hundred catties."

Nima!This is not plump, this is too plump and has no boundaries!

Qin Yuan choked on a large piece of bread, neither swallowed nor spit it out, for a while he couldn't get up or down, choking until he burst into tears.

Three hundred catties, what the hell is this concept?

Qin Yuan, who weighs 1 catties and is 1.7 meters tall, imagined that there was a [-] kg wall of flesh lying under him.Who can be sure that this is not a high-strength Simmons?

If it is on the body, Qin Yuan's small body... This is the rhythm of being ravaged!

Without saying a word, Qin Yuan cut off the connection between the two very decisively.

Qin Yuan, who returned to the group, looked at some bad prostitutes in the group, and lamented that he met people unkindly, and accidentally entered the prostitution den.

These days, it is not uncommon for a turtle with two heads, a chicken with three wings, a bigamous monk, or a nun who is a mistress.

The most unusual ones are virgins and virgins!

As we chatted, Qin Yuan's question really came out.

"That virgin guy just now is so handsome, come out and meet him."

"Hehe, tell me, how does it feel to be a virgin?"

"Ahem, I am Dr. Mei who specializes in male genitourinary syphilis. I think you need to come to our hospital for a detailed examination. You can come here with confidence, we will keep your identity secret."

……

Nima, who are these people!

Qin Yuan was told by a group of lewd wolves that his face was red, his ears were red, his mouth was dry.He drank three sips of wine in a row, and wanted to quit the penguin.In the lower right corner of the screen, another message popped up, and Qin Yuan clicked xx annoyed.

If we continue to talk like this, these sluts, women, prostitutes, and children still don't know what to say.

At this moment, the open girl who claimed to have a boyfriend since she was 13 sent a private message.

"Handsome pot, brother Dashi, sister, I really want to admire your demeanor as an old man."

"I admire your face so much!"

"Brother Dashi, you old man, don't be angry. How about you tell me the address, and I'll break your childish body for you?"

Qin Yuan really didn't want to entangle with these perverts.It was the parents' wish to let him go to college.

Before he knew it, Qin Yuan remembered all kinds of things in reality.

Shaking his head, he drank another bottle of beer in a daze.Under his feet, at this moment, I don't know how many empty wine bottles there are.

He got up staggeringly and kicked over several wine bottles.After going to the toilet to drain the water, he said to himself, "When is this, how many people are here again?"

At this moment, it is afternoon, and the sun is shining outside.

Across the road from the bar, a young woman, wearing light blue hotel overalls, asked passers-by anxiously.

No matter where she goes, she always attracts people's attention.

Long, straight and slender legs, a delicate and pretty waist, and a naturally beautiful face without makeup.

These are invisible, attractive capital.

What is even more attractive is her chest tightly wrapped by the light blue overalls.

This is not an ordinary chest, this can be called a chest organ!

Her anxious expression and plain attire could not conceal her proud capital.

A few social youths who came out of the bar were attracted by the woman's proud breasts as soon as they went out.Staring intently, he didn't come back to his senses until the woman approached and talked to him.

"Hello, have you ever seen a young man who is 1.7 meters tall and weighs about 1 catty, wearing a blue T-shirt?"

The social youth managed to look away from the tall and straight breasts, and he pointed to the bar.

He didn't notice the person the woman mentioned, but there were too many young people clubbing like the one the woman described.

When Qin Yuan came back from the toilet, he saw a message pop up in the lower right corner again, and frowned. For the annoying advertisement, he took the trouble to press xx again.

The open girl who had a private chat with Qin Yuan asked Qin Yuan what kind of woman he likes, so she can introduce him if she has the opportunity.

After taking a sip of the wine, Qin Yuan thought about it, and it would be better if he was young and beautiful, with big breasts and straight. He couldn't help but think of his sister-in-law Fang Fang.

"Yes, if I want to find a girlfriend in the future, I will look for someone like my sister-in-law, who is young and beautiful, with a good figure, white buttocks and big breasts. Hehe, I like this."

Blunting what was on his mind, Qin Yuan thought of his future girlfriend and nodded in satisfaction.

Bang!Bang!Bang!

Suddenly, the beer bottles at Qin Yuan's feet were knocked down one after another.He turned his head to look, and saw a young and beautiful woman falling towards him in panic and blushing.

That big and straight chest, that top-quality jade girl peak, that eye-catching proud presence... A voice rang out in Qin Yuan's chaotic mind:

Isn't this sister-in-law?

Then, two balls of astonishing softness crashed into his arms.Sensitive elasticity, obsessive fragrance... Qin Yuan's muddy mind echoed a sentence:

Sister-in-law breast attack!