Joyful Zen

"You're playing tricks on me!!!" A rumbling sound sounded like rocks cracking the ground from the top of Liu Muqing's head, and the towering stone statue in front of him suddenly bent down, broke through the thick clouds and looked down at him , The scorching gaze hit him like two divine lights, making him unable to move an inch.Although she knew that this was a dream and all of this was an illusion, Liu Muqing couldn't help but feel a little terrified.This feeling is like watching a horror movie. I know it's fake, but I can't help not being afraid.The stone broke through the clouds and looked down at the small ant-like Liu Muqing. Instead of being majestic and intimidating, there was a hint of ferocity and gloom on the contrary.Liu Muqing stepped back subconsciously, and then said: "How can I... trick you? I'm telling the truth. Although my Liu family is rich, it's not a wealthy prince. At best, it's just a small landlord. Three temples is the limit!" The eyes of the stone statue swept across Liu Muqing's body like a magic lamp, as if he was looking at whether the other party would lie again, and after a long time he stood up slowly again, and said majesticly again: " Even if you don’t dare to lie to the God, if that’s the case, I’ll forgive you once, this is a skill, and after you practice it, you can collect money for me and build a temple!” A bright pink light suddenly fell from the sky and landed on Liu Muqing’s body. Above his head, a bright light flashed and then disappeared into his mind. Suddenly, an incomprehensible and obscure formula reverberated in his mind, which made him memorize everything in a flash. "The exercises have been given, you have to build a temple for me as soon as possible!" The golden light was dim, and the land god was about to leave.At this moment, Liu Muqing suddenly opened his eyes, with a deep smile on his face, he looked up at the sky, and shouted with disdain: "Little devil, you are here in my dream, I'm afraid it's not so difficult to leave." It's easy, wow, change for me!" Suddenly, the surrounding scenery changed drastically.An ancient temple suddenly appeared in front of Liu Muqing, and there were three large characters written on the ancient temple: Shaolin Temple.And the surroundings have changed drastically, even the dark and gloomy sky has become as blue as washing. "You...you...how could..." A thunderous voice suddenly sounded from the sky, but it seemed a bit sharp.The God of Earth seemed to be surprised by everything around him, and at this moment, a strong Zen sound and sandalwood enveloped him. "Crack, crack, crack!" A huge crack suddenly split from the stone statue's heart, and stretched down to the feet, as if it had been split open with a knife by a peerless magic weapon. "Come out for me, the Eighteen Arhats, the Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva statue, the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva statue, and finally the Boss Supreme, Tathagata Buddha!!" Liu Muqing's blushing pretty face kept thinking about something, and it looked like a People with long-term constipation are struggling to 'fight'.At this time, he was trying to recall the Buddha statues he saw when he was traveling in Shaolin Temple. Although the people here may not believe in the Buddha of the earth, they can only treat dead horses as living horse doctors.Immeasurable rays of light shone out, further aggravating the shattering of the huge stone statue. With a rumbling sound, the sky-high stone statue completely cracked and disappeared without a trace.A white shadow suddenly appeared in the mid-air, but it was a bean diced child. At this moment, he looked panic-stricken, looking at the Arhat and Buddha who were constantly oppressing him, like a mouse seeing a cat, he screamed and fled to the sky. "Young master, young master, wake up quickly, wake up quickly, don't scare Chunmei, wake up quickly!" With tears in her eyes, Chunmei kept pushing Liu Muqing, hoping to wake him up , but no matter how hard she tried, Liu Muqing never woke up, her eyes were closed tightly, and there was still a faint smile on her lips, which made people feel extra worried. "Master, this must be an evil spirit!" "This is the upper body of a ghost, didn't you hear what the child said, he saw a white shadow on the young master's body!" "Oh, what should I do?" "... ..." Just when everyone was at a loss, Gou Sheng who was sitting on the other side of Liu Muqing suddenly opened his eyes wide, and shouted in horror: "That ghost has come out!" "Wow!" What a flood, like a beast, scattered all at once, and the panicked appearance looked so funny. "Little devil, where are you running!" Just as everyone was trembling with fear, a voice suddenly sounded, and everyone turned their heads to see that it was Liu Muqing, who had woken up at some point, and was holding a willow whip in his left hand, In his right hand, he held a bamboo tube the length of chopsticks. He was as majestic as a hero who exorcised demons and defended Taoism.A gust of wind blew, and under everyone's eyelids, a small white figure gradually condensed into one. He was about the same height as Gou Sheng, but he had a sinister look on his face, and his pale skin made him even more so. It makes people feel a little palpitating. "You dare to blaspheme this god, I will teach you a lesson!" The little ghost suddenly floated up, his body seemed to have no weight, and the wind gusts all around made him even more eerie. "Crack!" A cyan shadow suddenly struck like a dragon, but unexpectedly hit the kid on the back, as if a rising hot air balloon had been deflated suddenly, and the kid fell to the ground again. on the ground. "Hey, this really works. It seems that Uncle Lin Zhengying really has two brushes. How about I try this black dog's blood again!" Liu Muqing became interested, and walked towards the little devil after unplugging the bamboo tube. The strong smell of blood just reached the tip of the kid's nose, when he saw the other party suddenly let out a scream, and hurriedly backed away in a blink of an eye. "Black dog blood!! You...how do you have...these things, and the willow whip made of a century-old willow tree, how do you have these things!!" The pale little ghost looked horrified. Looking at Liu Muqing, there was a trace of resentment in his eyes.Liu Muqing didn't care about the other party's resentful gaze, raised the two things in his hands, and said arrogantly: "This is what my master taught me. I tell you that it is a Maoshan Taoist priest, a generation of ghost exorcist zombie kings, you know what to do." Just be obedient and don't move, or you will suffer!" The little ghost's face was cloudy, turning blue and white at times.He didn't expect that such a sudden thought would end up with such a bitter fruit, he was very unwilling, but looking at the two things in Liu Muqing's hand, he had to give in in his heart. "What do you want?" "Give me the entire scripture you just told me, and I will let you go, and I can also promise to build a temple for you. I know you want to use the power of sentient beings to cleanse yourself As long as you promise me not to do anything bad, I can act as if I didn't see anything!" Liu Muqing said in an inscrutable manner.The little ghost couldn't help being startled, like a mouse whose tail has been stepped on, he screamed: "How do you know?" Liu Muqing didn't answer, he looked superior, but his heart was already full of joy, secretly said Let me say: The fairy tale literature on the earth is something that you, a brat, can understand. I can be called a 'bookworm' anyway, and you are more than enough to fool me.After some negotiations, both of them achieved their mutual goals, and they immediately became happy.The little ghost looked at the people around him, frowned, and suddenly flew up, turned into a white light and rushed towards these people. Whenever he landed on someone, one of them would fall to the ground, but in a short time, everyone except Liu Muqing All these people fell to the ground.Liu Muqing couldn't help being startled, but nodded indifferently on his face and said: "Well, these things really shouldn't be known to too many people. Even if you don't take action, I will take action to erase their memories!" In a word, he was stunned again the brat.