Joyful Zen

"Little brother, I heard that you were kissed by a man?" "No way, tell me who it is, if I meet him, I will avenge you and hit him until he is full of peach blossoms!" "Little brother, What's it like to be kissed by a man?" But in just one night, his three brothers, including the two senior masters and uncles, all knew about it, and it goes without saying that it must have been given by Du Jie's big mouth. spread out.At this moment, Liu Muqing wished he could dig a hole and bury himself, how could he be so stupid as to beg for Du Jie's big mouth, isn't this clearly letting the other party pit him. "Damn it, no matter what happens in the future, I can't go to that bastard Du Jie. It's just that I have nothing to do for myself. I'm really blind!" "Desire!" Du Jie suddenly appeared in front of him, that smile was so sunny, but also so unbearable.Liu Muqing's face turned gloomy, and he came to Du Jie's side, gritted his teeth and said: "Elder brother, do you know that if I can't beat you now, if I can beat you, I will definitely break your bones and bones?" , You are addicted to being a big mouth, right!" Du Jie chuckled, but he didn't care, instead he said: "There is a piece of good news, do you want to know, but the news about who kisses you." Liu Muqing's heart throbbed Then he moved, grabbed Du Jie's white monk robe, and asked eagerly: "It can't be such a coincidence, is it him that you met today?" Du Jie shook his head and said, "That would be such a coincidence. It's not me, but it's someone else, Bai Susu from the Immortal Palace!" "Bai Susu? Who is it?" Liu Muqing only felt a sense of familiarity, but couldn't remember where he had heard it before. . "Hey, didn't you read the jade slip that Master Uncle gave you?" Du Jie sighed and said helplessly.Liu Muqing scratched his head in embarrassment, and said embarrassingly: "It's not true, it just hurt my confidence after taking a look, so I didn't continue to look at it!" Du Jie waved his hand, and then said: "Forget it, Since you don’t know Bai Susu, there’s no need to get to know her. Just remember, this woman is a bad star, whoever meets her will be unlucky, and she’s also powerful. If you accidentally meet her, don’t try to be brave. Just admit defeat!" Among the young talents in the Ninetowns Grand Competition, there are very few who can deserve such praise from Du Jie, but he actually gave this Bai Susu such a high evaluation, and he couldn't help but feel sorry for this Su Wei. The woman I met was a little curious. "Oh, by the way, you still have a match today. If you lose this match today, it means you will be eliminated. Master and uncle asked me to inform you that you are only allowed to win and not lose. If you lose, I am going to retreat for five years in Fumo Cave!" Du Jie said aloud. "Five years!!" Liu Muqing stared blankly at Du Jie, a little dumbfounded by the five-year figure.But after seeing Du Jie nodding his head with certainty, he just felt that the day was about to collapse.Unknowingly, all kinds of things in Fumo Cave in the past appeared in front of his eyes, making him feel trembling all over. "Don't worry, I won't lose if you beat me to death this time!" Liu Muqing's eyes were full of fighting spirit, showing a tendency to become obsessed.On the high platform, there are gradually more monks watching the competition. These people are disciples of various sects who have already been eliminated, or those who have won the promotion qualification. Good to improve my own experience.However, the strange thing is that the high platform where Liu Muqing is is a bit overcrowded. Many monks are gathered here, looking forward to something with piercing eyes. On the other side, there are several beautiful and tall people. Beauty, she was chattering non-stop at the moment, and the eyes of the male monks who were only looking at her were straightened. "This is... what's going on? Why are there so many people here suddenly? Could it be that because I was kissed by a man, my popularity has risen so much all of a sudden, and there are so many people watching the fun?" Thinking here , Liu Muqing's face could not help but gloomy again, but after listening carefully, he found that this was not the case. It seemed that these monks who had nothing to do were all here to see the beautiful women. "Cut, a bunch of bumpkins, I haven't even seen a single beautiful woman, there are so many beautiful women in my cards, and every one of them is a fairy character from ancient times!" Liu Muqing secretly despised everyone.A figure fell, but it was a Taoist nun wearing a purple Taoist robe. She smiled dignifiedly and charmingly, and said: "Yuege Ningyue vs. Tianwang Temple Duyu, the match begins!" Liu Muqing stared blankly at the empty opposite , stunned and said: "This... Senior... Where is Ning Yueren?" The Taoist nun was very good-tempered, smiled slightly, and said: "Don't worry, she may not know the way, so she is a bit late, and she should be there soon." Arrived here, because the start time of the game is limited, so I had to start first, let's wait for her for a while!" Liu Muqing yelled in his heart like thousands of fat pigs running wildly: Damn, this What kind of person is it that makes everyone wait for her, and because of her, he can start the game when no one is around? It's too obvious that the back door is open. "I can make so many people wait for her, and even the referees are obviously biased towards her. It seems that they will never admit that I won if they don't really beat her to the ground. I must kill with one blow, and I will show no mercy." It's good!" A full quarter of an hour later, a figure slowly came from the sky, with a sleepy look on his face, it was obvious that he had just woken up. "Ah, Aunt Liu, I'm sorry, I overslept!" The cloud and mist cleared, and I saw a fourteen or fifteen-year-old girl standing in the field, holding a soft rabbit in her arms. When he got up, he looked naturally dazed.Liu Muqing couldn't help but look at the other party, and saw that this little girl had fair skin, like a baby, with a delicate complexion and regular facial features, she was an out-and-out little beauty, and there was nothing special about her slightly bulging breasts. There is no longer any outstanding place outside. "At best, this is just a pretty little loli. How could so many people be fascinated by him? Isn't it the most popular girl with a childlike face?" Liu Muqing stared at the little loli, but the doubts in her heart It has never dissipated. "Big brother, can you stop looking at me all the time, I... I will be shy!" Perhaps feeling Liu Muqing's naked gaze, Ning Yue looked down at him, and said rather embarrassedly.Liu Muqing reacted hastily and closed his eyes, but even so, there were still many voices that drove him crazy. "Senior, can we start?" Liu Muqing turned a deaf ear to the outside voice, and said to the female cultivator.The female cultivator nodded, and replied: "It's fine, but I think it's better for you to admit defeat!" Liu Muqing burst into tears instantly.