The best ambiguous master

"Want to know?" Long Junyang looked at Zhao Xiaohan mysteriously, and said with a smile, after hearing Long Junyang's words, Zhao Xiaohan nodded and said, "I want to know."

"Really want to know?"

"Really want to know."

"Okay, six words, you will understand."

"Which six words?"

"The secret cannot be leaked."

"Old man, come here, I promise I won't beat you to death!"

After going around for a long time, the old man said to himself that the secret should not be revealed?In a month, he donated six or seven bottles of blood to the old man one by one. As a result, he didn't even know what the old man used for it. Zhao Xiaohan felt that he wanted to beat the old man to death. .

Looking at Zhao Xiaohan's eyes that were about to kill someone, Long Junyang smiled, stretched out his hand and patted Zhao Xiaohan's shoulder and said: "Boy, don't worry, when you should know, you will naturally know, no When it's time for you to know, even if you pester me every day, I won't tell you, I can only tell you one thing, I won't hurt you, this blood, one day, you will feel it's worth it .”

"So what if I don't think I'm getting my money's worth?"

"Then you kill me."

"How about I kill you first?"

"You will regret this."

"I think, if I don't kill you now, I might regret it."

After the words fell, Zhao Xiaohan stepped forward quickly, and rushed towards Long Junyang, but the moment Zhao Xiaohan rushed over, the old man took out a spray from somewhere, He looked at Zhao Xiaohan with a smile and said: "Boy, if you dare to come over, I will spray."

"What is this?" Zhao Xiaohan walked over curiously, looking at the white spray in the old man's hand, with some doubts on his face, after hearing Zhao Xiaohan's words, the old man smiled and said: "This thing Son, it’s my newly invented anti-wolf spray, as long as I spray it on your nose and you breathe in the spray, you will pass out within a second.”

"It really only takes one second?" Zhao Xiaohan glanced at the old man in disbelief, seeing Zhao Xiaohan's suspicious eyes, the old man stopped doing it all at once: "What do you mean, are you doubting my strength?" Is it? I said one second is definitely one second, if it exceeds one second, I will not be called Long Junyang in the future."

"Is it really that amazing?"

"It's really that amazing."

"Then let me see."

"No, I only have this bottle, what if you stole it from me?"

"I promise, I will return it to you. Just take a look, can you just let me take a look?"

"One look, just one look." As he spoke, Long Junyang reluctantly handed the bottle of spray to Zhao Xiaohan's hand. When Zhao Xiaohan got the bottle of spray, a wicked smile suddenly appeared on the corner of his mouth Come on, when the old man realized something was wrong, Zhao Xiaohan raised his right hand, picked up the spray in his hand and sprayed it on Long Junyang's nose.

"Boy, you..."

Before he could finish his sentence, the old man's body was already tilted, and he was about to fall to the ground in the blink of an eye.

However, fortunately, Zhao Xiaohan's movements were fast enough. The moment the old man fell to the ground, his figure flashed, and he caught the old man's body, and then slowly put his body down On the ground, after confirming that the old man really passed out, Zhao Xiaohan's mouth raised a satisfied smile.

"Well, this thing is really easy to use. One second is really one second, old man, thank you."

When the voice fell, Zhao Xiaohan put the bottle of white spray into his pocket, turned around and walked out. When he walked out, Kunzi hid far away, not daring to approach Zhao Xiaohan at all. He was afraid that he would be beaten again by Zhao Xiaohan.

"What are you doing so far away from me? Come here!"

Seeing Kunzi hiding far away, Zhao Xiaohan couldn't help laughing, after hearing Zhao Xiaohan's words, Kunzi reluctantly came over, and said cautiously: "Brother Han, you, you look for me What are you doing?"

"Look, it scares you. Am I the kind of person who likes to bully people?"

"Yes……"

"It seems that the beating just now didn't hurt you enough."

"Don't, I was wrong, Brother Han!"

Kunzi was about to cry, why did he get beaten for telling the truth these days?

"Okay, Senior Long is tired, find some people to help him to rest in the bedroom, if he asks about me, just say that I have to leave beforehand."

"Yes, Brother Han." Kunzi nodded, called a few people and walked towards the living room. However, when he walked into the living room, he found Long Junyang lying on the ground upright, looking Touching Long Junyang on the ground, Kunzi asked suspiciously: "The efficiency is so fast, tired in a second, lying on the ground and falling asleep in a second?"

The people in the living room were busy, but Zhao Xiaohan had already turned around and left the yard. When he walked to the door of the alley, Zhao Xiaohan sat in the car and looked at the spray in his hand, with a smile of admiration on his face. But baby, if one day you fight with someone, just take out this spray and spray it, won't you win?

Uh, isn't this a bit too mean, and it's almost the same as the method of lime spreading.

Forget it, he still doesn't need it, suddenly, Zhao Xiaohan thought of Su Ningshui, and gave her this spray, isn't it just right?She is a girl's family, if she keeps this spray by her side, she will not have to be afraid of anyone when she goes out at night alone in the future.

While thinking about it, Zhao Xiaohan took out his mobile phone and sent Su Ningshui a text message, on which there were only a few words written: "My concubine, clean up for nothing, and wait for my luck."

After sending the text message, Zhao Xiaohan drove to Su's house. While driving, Su Ningshui sent him another text message.

"Your Majesty, the concubine can't do it."

Why does this sentence look so familiar?Zhao Xiaohan thought about it carefully, and finally thought of where this line came from.

Isn't it the classic line in "The Legend of Zhen Huan", which was very popular some time ago?

"My dear concubine, why did you say that? Could it be that you want me to take a bath with you? Alas, although I am a gentleman, for my beloved concubine, I can only sacrifice myself. My beloved concubine, don't panic, I will hurry up arrive!"

"Then, your majesty, can I let my concubine prepare a pair of scissors when I take a bath?"

"What are you going to do with the scissors?"

"If necessary, I can cut you!"

"..."

When seeing this text message back, Zhao Xiaohan finally understood what is called the most poisonous woman's heart, no wonder the ancients began to teach us hundreds of years ago, it is better to mess with a gentleman than a woman.

The ancients have experience.