The best ambiguous master

The meal at Han Linger's house was quite pleasant, and it was not the first time Zhao Xiaohan had dinner with Han Linger, so Han Linger was not so restrained during this period. As for He Feng and A Niu, they were chatting about games Excited, naturally I don't know what restraint is.

When I left Han Linger's house, it was already past ten o'clock in the evening. In this very close to winter day, at this time, there were very few pedestrians on the street. When Han Linger sent Zhao Xiaohan out, Zhao Xiaohan Without paying attention, he suddenly took the opportunity to kiss Zhao Xiaohan on the face, and then ran away in a hurry with a blushing face. Looking at Han Linger's fleeing figure, Zhao Xiaohan shook his head and gave a wry smile. He was kissed forcibly again Is it?

When Ah Niu saw Zhao Xiaohan's wry smile, he couldn't help lighting a cigarette and laughing secretly, but Zhao Xiaohan gave him a hard look and announced that all his salary for this month had been confiscated. Afterwards, Ah Niu's stunned smile changed from snickering to downcast.

Back home, Zhao Xiaohan took a hot shower, and lay down on the bed without saying a word, but, before going to bed, he inevitably thought of Shen Bing, whom he had not seen for many days, and his mind kept appearing in his mind. Little by little with Shen Bing, it turned out that before he knew it, he and Shen Bing already had memories belonging to two people, and this room was also full of memories between him and Shen Bing.

In the early morning of the next day, Zhao Xiaohan came to the Su family compound. When he entered the door, Uncle Fu was still building flowers and plants, but it seemed that there was an extra radio beside him, which was playing a song "Empty City Strategies". Uncle Fu was also humming softly. Hearing "Empty City Strategies" from Uncle Fu's mouth, Zhao Xiaohan smiled slightly, turned around and walked into the room.

In the house, Su Ningshui is having a meal, a bowl of bird's nest porridge, a few steamed buns, and some vegetarian dishes. For a real big family, their diet has always been very regular, not as exaggerated as shown on TV. Today Delicacies from mountains and seas, tomorrow's abalone and shark's fin, these are the things that the second generation ancestors of the nouveau riche often do. The real rich always choose light meals based on their own health and nutritional balance. Seeing that Su Ningshui has remained unchanged for a hundred years For breakfast, Zhao Xiaohan smiled again, maybe this is called the real background?

He doesn't eat three meals a day, and he often eats lunch and dinner together as a meal. Naturally, he is not as particular as the Su family. Seeing Zhao Xiaohan coming, Su Ningshui pointed to the bowl that was prepared next to him chopsticks, motioned him to serve it himself, Zhao Xiaohan was not polite, took the bowls and chopsticks and rushed to the kitchen, after a while, saw Zhao Xiaohan left with a bowl of porridge, a few steamed buns, and two tea eggs come out.

"Hey, why did you remember to eat tea eggs today?" Seeing Zhao Xiaohan holding tea eggs, Su Ningshui's face flashed with surprise.

"Why can't I eat tea eggs?" Zhao Xiaohan glanced at Su Ningshui angrily. He didn't know why, as long as he came every morning, Su Ningshui seemed to feel uncomfortable without irritating him. I have seen it before. Su Ningshui is strong and mature, Zhao Xiaohan still likes to argue with this naughty girl once in a while.

"It's nothing, you continue." Su Ningshui glanced at Zhao Xiaohan, turned her head away, saw that Su Ningshui stopped talking, Zhao Xiaohan smiled, sat next to Su Ningshui, and first solved the problem in front of her with a big mouth After eating buns and porridge, he sat aside with a smile and slowly peeled the eggs.

A few minutes later, Zhao Xiaohan picked up the egg whose shell had been peeled off and shook it in front of Su Ningshui's eyes, and said with a slight smile, "Do you know what this is?"

"Nonsense, of course I know." Su Ningshui gave Zhao Xiaohan an angry look and said: "This is an egg, dare to ask Young Master Han, am I right?"

"Well, not bad. A child can be taught. I didn't expect you to be so smart." Zhao Xiaohan nodded in agreement, then picked up a transparent water glass next to him, shook it in front of Su Ningshui and continued to ask Said: "Then do you know what this is?"

"Master Han, can you please stop asking some idiot questions? If you want to test my IQ, you can come up with some challenging questions." Su Ningshui turned her head and glanced at Zhao Xiaohan with a cold face road.

"Hehe." After hearing Su Ningshui's words, Zhao Xiaohan smiled slightly and said, "No, no, I don't want to test your IQ. Next, I want you to witness a miracle moment."

"What miracle can you let me witness?" Su Ningshui gave Zhao Xiaohan an angry look and said, "Can you turn me into a man and you into a woman?"

Seeing Su Ningshui's expression, Zhao Xiaohan showed a bad smile on his face, slowly approached Su Ningshui's cheek, looked at her watery eyes, and said word by word: "I can't put you Be a man, but I can make you a real woman, and I can't make myself a woman, but you can make me a real man."

"You, Zhao Xiaohan!" Hearing Zhao Xiaohan's words, Su Ningshui blushed immediately. As a woman in the 90s of the new century, she naturally knew what Zhao Xiaohan's sentence of turning you into a real woman meant. When Su Ningshui gritted her teeth and hesitated whether to pinch Zhao Xiaohan, she saw Zhao Xiaohan sitting upright, looking at Su Ningshui with a solemn face and said leisurely: "Sit down, now is the time to witness the miracle."

Said, under the gaze of Su Ningshui, Zhao Xiaohan picked up the glass cup, lightly lit a match, slowly threw the match into the glass cup, and then picked up the egg and placed it on the mouth of the glass cup , The mouth of the glass is only the size of a fingertip, and an egg placed on it has already tightly blocked the mouth of the entire water glass.

"Do you believe that I can put this egg into the bottle through this mouth?" Zhao Xiaohan smiled slightly, turned his head to look at Su Ningshui and asked.

"I don't believe it." Su Ningshui shook her head, what joke, can an egg be put into the mouth of a finger-sized bottle?

However, the next scene left Su Ningshui dumbfounded. After one second, two seconds, and three seconds, the egg slowly shrank, and the bottom slowly melted into the mouth of the water glass. Soon, but In just a dozen seconds, the egg fell into the glass with a plop.

"You, when did you learn how to do magic?" Seeing that the egg really fell into the bottle, Su Ningshui suddenly showed surprise on her face.

"Miss Su, I can tell you officially that this is not magic. Of course, if you insist on thinking it is magic, I can't help it. To be precise, this is a physical experiment and a chemical reaction. For you For someone who has not graduated from elementary school, it may be difficult to understand what I said, after all, what I said is too profound, and it is understandable if you don’t understand it.”

Zhao Xiaohan glanced at Su Ningshui talking to himself, his face was full of jokes, hearing Zhao Xiaohan's words, Su Ningshui suddenly became furious, she didn't graduate from primary school?She had already received her Ph.D. from Massachusetts Institute of Technology one year ago, and her master's degree from Cambridge, UK two years ago. As a proud child of a double degree from an internationally renowned university, she was actually described by a man as a failure in elementary school. graduate?

This is not just a blow to her self-confidence, it has risen to an attack on her personality. Su Ningshui turned her head, gave Zhao Xiaohan a hard look, and then smiled slightly. When Zhao Xiaohan didn't know why, Stretching out his hand, he slowly stroked his waist. The moment Su Ningshui's soft and boneless little hand just touched it, Zhao Xiaohan's heart trembled, but before he realized what was going on, he It has become a burst of stinging pain.

"The 360-degree rotating pinching technique was invented by this lady. Do you like it?" Su Ningshui looked at Zhao Xiaohan with a smile on her face, but she couldn't hide the hatred in her eyes. Hearing Su Ningshui's words, Zhao Xiaohan With a cry of pain, he lowered his head and opened the clothes around his waist, but it was already red and swollen.

"Miss, next time, can you be gentler?" Looking at the redness and swelling around his waist, Zhao Xiaohan's face was full of grievances, wasn't he just joking with you?Why are you so hard on yourself?I thought that Su Ningshui wanted to secretly take advantage of her, but Zhao Xiaohan was ready to endure it, but unexpectedly, stealing a chicken would not be enough to lose a handful of rice, and even caused a "serious injury" to her waist!

"No." Su Ningshui shook her head firmly, and said with a slight smile: "If you dare to challenge my personality next time, I will show you what is called a 360-degree shocking reversal without dead ends."

"No, please don't." Zhao Xiaohan frowned, stood up immediately, picked up a few buns on the table, and ran out. The 360-degree rotating pinch technique caused him serious injuries. If there is no dead end and a shocking reversal, he still has to be sent to the 360 emergency center for rescue?

Looking at Zhao Xiaohan who fled, Su Ningshui finally showed a smug smile on her face, but lowered her head and looked at the eggs in the bottle, Su Ningshui gritted her teeth, clenched her small hands into fists, and said to herself Talking to herself in a low voice: "Dare to challenge this lady's IQ, someone has already shown off your little tricks to me when I was in junior high school, if it wasn't for your poor self-esteem, this lady would have exposed you long ago, See how proud you are?"

After the words fell, Su Ningshui looked at the eggs in the bottle and couldn't help but worry again. How should she get the eggs out of the bottle?Thinking of this, he couldn't help raising his head to look at Zhao Xiaohan's disappearing back and raised his fist arrogantly, with a threatening expression on his face!