The best ambiguous master

Seeing Zhang Liang's reckless appearance, Zhao Xiaohan gave a helpless wry smile, and after hearing Zhang Liang's words, the girl burst out laughing, covering her mouth and looking at Zhang Liang secretly laughing, and the girl laughed like this, Zhang Liang also felt a little embarrassed, scratched his head in embarrassment, and smiled.

"I bite you? Do you think I like to bite people as much as you do? Only dogs bite people. When have you seen people bite dogs?" Hearing Zhang Liang's words, the boy in sunglasses sneered and gave Zhang Liang a disdainful look. , pushed him away and said impatiently: "Don't occupy the latrine and don't shit. If you don't sign up, I still want to sign up."

"Damn, who are you calling a dog?" When the boy in sunglasses compared himself to a dog, Zhang Liang immediately became impatient, and as soon as he put down his sleeves, he was about to rush towards the boy. Seeing Zhang Liang's impulsive appearance, Zhao Xiaohan frowned. He grabbed Zhang Liang with a frown and said, "Don't be impulsive, when will your impulsive temper change?"

"What to change? I can't change it in my life, it was born with me." Zhang Liang stretched out his hand to push away Zhao Xiaohan's hand, but found that no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't push away Zhao Xiaohan's hand, which was tightly held by Zhao Xiaohan. The hand on his arm, just when he was about to try his best to break free again, Zhao Xiaohan said again: "Student, I'm sorry, my friend has a quick temper and gets angry easily, if you want to sign up , you go to sign up first."

Seeing Zhao Xiaohan's polite look, the boy in sunglasses nodded in satisfaction, smiled and said: "Well, your attitude is good, so I won't care about you like you." Glaring at Zhang Liang, he walked up to the girl with a smile and prepared to sign up. Seeing the boy in sunglasses tugging at him, Zhang Liang muttered to himself: "Damn, wearing sunglasses in winter, I really thought Are you the big brother of the underworld? Pull again, and I will slap you so that you will never see the sun in the sky again."

"Okay, you. Don't say a few words, no one will treat you as dumb." Hearing Zhang Liang's muttering voice, Zhao Xiaohan glared at Zhang Liang angrily and said: "Okay, now you go to sign up, I will go back Attend class."

"No, you have to sign up with me today." Hearing that Zhao Xiaohan was going back, Zhang Liang suddenly became unhappy: "If you don't sign up today, I won't pass on any good films to you in the future."

"Uh, do you want to be so unfeeling?" Hearing that Zhang Liang started threatening him, Zhao Xiaohan had a headache. He really didn't have any interest in the guitar, and he was even less interested in the school belle. Now that Shen Bing's matter has not been resolved, how can he think about other women?

"Yes, I must. If you don't sign up, I'm so heartless." Zhang Liang smiled, seeing the hesitation on Zhao Xiaohan's face, he immediately knew that his chance had come: "Student Xiaohan, don't you think If a man can play the guitar, will he look very connotative? Don’t you think, if a man plays a lyrical song to his beloved woman on a dark and windy night, it will have a very artistic conception Is it? Student Xiaohan, don't you think..."

"Stop, I'm signing up." Seeing Zhang Liang talking eloquently and endlessly, Zhao Xiaohan directly interrupted him, seeing Zhang Liang's small mouth chattering, he suddenly remembered "Big Talk" If Tang Seng in "Journey to the West" was Monkey King, he would not hesitate to overthrow Zhang Liang.

Seeing that Zhao Xiaohan finally agreed, Zhang Liang burst out laughing, and even exaggeratedly jumped on the ground a few times. Seeing Zhang Liang's smug look, Zhao Xiaohan could only shake his head and give a wry smile. Any comments, just when Zhao Xiaohan just agreed, the girl with a few cute freckles walked up to Zhao Xiaohan carefully again, and said with a flushed face: "So, so your name is Xiaohan?"

Hearing the girl's words, Zhao Xiaohan nodded, smiled and said: "Yes, my name is Zhao Xiaohan, hello, nice to meet you." Then, he stretched out his right hand that makes women feel ashamed Looking at the smile on Zhao Xiaohan's face, the girl suddenly felt nervous, and she couldn't even speak well. After a long time, she finally realized that she stretched out her hand with a blushing face and greeted Zhao Xiaohan. Xiaohan held hands together and whispered, "Hello, my name is Li Yu, you can call me Xiaoyuer, nice to meet you, Zhao Xiaohan."

"Li Yu, that's a nice name." Zhao Xiaohan smiled slightly, and then asked in confusion, "But why did you call you Xiao Yu'er? Did you watch the TV series Xiao Yuer and Hua Wuque?" He remembered that there was a TV series, The leading actor in it was Xiao Yu'er. Speaking of which, he seemed to really like that TV series at that time.

"Hey, my friends usually call me Xiaoyu, and they call me Xiaoyuer when I call them, and I gradually got used to it, and I think this name is pretty good." Hearing Zhao Xiaohan's name Interested, a blush flashed across Li Yu's face. Hearing Li Yu's explanation, Zhao Xiaohan let out an oh, and suddenly realized, but the name Xiao Yu'er is indeed quite interesting.

"Old man like that." Zhao Xiaohan smiled, took a step forward, walked up to the girl and said, "Okay, I'm here to sign up now, can you give me a form?"

"Of course." The girl nodded happily, took out a form and put it in front of her and said, "Let me help you fill it out. Just give me your student ID card and ID card."

"Okay." Zhao Xiaohan nodded. Someone wrote this headache form for him. He was also happy and relaxed, and then handed the student ID card and ID card to the girl. After a few minutes, the girl wrote After completing the form, he returned those certificates to Zhao Xiaohan, and said with a slight smile: "Okay, tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, our Guitar Society will publish the admission information in the student column. You can go and see it then, that's all."

Hearing the girl's words, Zhao Xiaohan was just about to nod his head to speak, but unexpectedly the girl approached Zhao Xiaohan quietly, and said in a low voice: "I'll tell you secretly, you will definitely be admitted when the time comes, I will follow The vice president recommended you, and all the old members of our guitar club can recommend candidates."

"Oh. Can you still go through the back door?" Zhao Xiaohan was stunned for a moment, and then smiled. It seems that no matter where he is, there is a rule of going through the back door, but Zhao Xiaohan does not contradict this rule. Living in such a country, If you are too upright, I am afraid that even eating a full stomach will be a problem. Sometimes, learning to be flexible is not another kind of wisdom?

"It's not the back door." Hearing the words "go through the back door", the girl was a little dumbfounded, and explained in a panic: "I just recommend you to the vice president, and I think you will be admitted, tell me You, this is my intuition, don't doubt a woman's sixth sense, it's very accurate." When talking about this, Xiao Yu'er suddenly noticed a strange smile on Zhao Xiaohan's face, and immediately understood Zhao Xiaohan was deliberately making fun of himself, and immediately waved his little hand helplessly and said: "Oh, don't worry, just wait for the good news when the time comes."

Seeing the helpless look of the little girl, Zhao Xiaohan smiled faintly and nodded. Just when he was about to speak, he suddenly saw Zhang Liang quietly leaning behind his shoulder, looking at the girl with a smile on his face. The girl said: "Well, what, can I also go through the back door?"

"No." Hearing Zhang Liang's words, the girl shook her head resolutely.

Seeing the girl rejecting him so resolutely, Zhang Liang suddenly felt heartbroken, and said with an expression of resentment: "Why?"

"Really want to know?" Seeing Zhang Liang's frowning expression, the girl covered her mouth and chuckled.

"Uh, yes." Zhang Liang nodded without hesitation.

"The answer is very simple. Who told you that you are not handsome enough? Haha." After speaking, the girl laughed again. Hearing what the girl said, Zhang Liang didn't feel a bit embarrassed. Instead, he smiled and said: "You If you want to say this, I don’t agree with your words. When I was young, my deskmate was a woman. At that time, our teacher wrote a handsome word on the blackboard. I didn’t know what the handsome word meant, so I went to Ask my deskmate, what does handsome mean? Hearing my question, my deskmate silently handed over a mirror. When I saw my own handsome face in the mirror, I suddenly I understand what the word handsome means."

"Pfft, do you mean you were handsome when you were young?" Hearing Zhang Liang's words, the girl couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Yes, I was very handsome when I was young. People said that I look like Wu Zun." Zhang Liang raised his head proudly, obviously satisfied with his handsomeness. Hearing Zhang Liang say that he looks like Wu Zun, There was a helpless expression on the girl's face, but she still couldn't bear to hit him and said: "People say that girls have eighteen changes, and the more they change, the more beautiful they are. As for you, it is boys who have eighteen changes. It's getting more and more ugly, look at you now, where do you look like Wu Zun? It's true that you look like Wu Mengda, hey, let alone, you really look like Wu Mengda."

"Fuck, Wu Mengda? Even if I'm not Wu Zun's model, at least I look like Wang Leehom, right?" Hearing the girl said that she looks like Wu Mengda, Zhang Liang's mind suddenly appeared the wretched smile of Uncle Da. , I couldn't help it all of a sudden, she can say that he doesn't look like Wu Zun, but can you not use Wu Mengda to describe him as a magical boy who is both handsome and beautiful?

"Tch, you still look like Wang Leehom? Wang Leehom is so handsome, but you look like Wang Jing." The girl obviously sneered at Zhang Liang's words. Seeing Zhang Liang and the girl arguing endlessly, Zhao Xiaohan Immediately, he felt that he was redundant, but just when Zhao Xiaohan felt that he was redundant, Zhang Liang yelled angrily: "What? You said I'm like that fat man Wang Jing?"

Just when Zhang Liang's angry roar just fell, the scene was silent, and after several seconds, a leisurely woman's voice suddenly came out: "Well, he looks quite like that fat man Wang Jing, However, you are two words less than Wang Jing, you are a fat man, he is a dead fat man."