The best ambiguous master

Hearing Zhao Xiaohan's secret signal, the yellow-haired man immediately looked at Zhao Xiaohan like a fool, blinked his eyes, stared at Zhao Xiaohan and said: "Hey, are you out of your mind, big brother, what's the mess? Is it better to lick it? Are you Zhao Xiaohan? The secret code is, Heavenly King Gaidihu, Pagoda Town River Demon, do you have any culture? Well, at first glance, you are an uneducated person, alas, there is no way, this These days, there are very few educated and handsome men like me, well, I forgive you, come with me."

Seeing him uttering such unconscionable words without blushing and beating his heart, Zhao Xiaohan finally understood what it means to be someone beyond others, and there is a sky beyond the sky. He always thought that he was already very narcissistic, but he didn't expect that there was someone more narcissistic than himself. A person who is more narcissistic, the most important thing is that this person who is more narcissistic than himself has youthful and beautiful pimples on his face at this time, and the red spots make Zhao Xiaohan feel a little bit unbearable to look directly at , he actually had the nerve to say that he was handsome?Sure enough, what is the highest level of a liar?That is, he can deceive himself, congratulations to him, he has successfully deceived himself, reaching the highest level of a liar.

"I understand. It's rare to see such a handsome man like you." Zhao Xiaohan shook his head helplessly, and followed the footsteps of the man with the yellow hair. Hearing Zhao Xiaohan's words, the man with the yellow hair suddenly With a smile on his face, he turned his head and said with a chuckle: "Brother, you have vision, you are the most discerning man I have ever met in my life."

"I can't help it. I am such an upright person, a righteous person, and a decent person. The last thing I will say in my life is a lie." Fan, in this life, he has never said such a lie against his conscience again, but he doubts that with such an IQ, this buddy still sells drugs?It is a great miracle that he has not been caught by the police for so many years.

However, Zhao Xiaohan generally understands why this guy is called Spider-Man. It seems that his IQ can only be seen at kindergarten children like Doraemon, Teletubbies, Tom and Jerry, and Spider-Man. My favorite movie to watch, Spider-Man, not bad, very suitable for this buddy's IQ.

When Zhao Xiaohan's voice fell, the man with yellow hair led him to a narrow alley, then turned left and right, turned up and down for a few minutes, and finally stopped in front of a remote small house , then the yellow-haired man stepped forward and knocked three times rhythmically on the broken door that was about to fall down, then pushed the door open and gave Zhao Xiaohan some color, indicating that he could follow. went in.

"Okay, Brother Spider is waiting for me inside, I won't go in with you." Walking into the yard, when he came to the door of a small house, the yellow-haired buddy suddenly stopped in his tracks and said this After some words, Zhao Xiaohan frowned when he heard the yellow-haired man's words, and asked doubtfully, "Aren't you Spider-Man?"

Hearing Zhao Xiaohan's words, the yellow-haired buddy shook his head as a matter of course, and said, "Of course not, how could someone as handsome as me be Spider-Man? No, no, shit, a guy as handsome as Spider-Man, how could it be possible?" It will be me." Damn, it's not right, anyway, you know it's not me, go in quickly, why are there so many nonsense?If you talk more, believe it or not, I'll kill you with one shot?

Seeing that the yellow-haired buddy was about to shoot himself with a gun again, Zhao Xiaohan smiled helplessly, shook his head, and walked towards the small house, but when he walked to the door, suddenly He stopped in his tracks, turned his head to look at the yellow-haired buddy and said, "Hey, buddy, let me ask you something, do you really have a gun on you?"

Seeing that Zhao Xiaohan didn't believe him, the yellow-haired buddy became anxious all of a sudden, and immediately took out a small black 54 pistol from his waist, pointed it at Zhao Xiaohan's direction and shouted: " Damn, do you dare to believe me, do you believe that I shot you down every minute?"

"Well, aim here and shoot." Seeing the blond-haired buddy looking furious, Zhao Xiaohan chuckled, pointed to the center of his brows and said, hearing Zhao Xiaohan's words, the blond-haired buddy was caught off guard all of a sudden. He widened his eyes angrily: "Damn, don't you believe that I dare to shoot?"

"Believe me, that's why I let you shoot." Zhao Xiaohan smiled lightly, pointed to the center of his eyebrows and said, "Hurry up and shoot, face this, if you don't shoot, you are not the most handsome man in the world." people."

"Really, please, don't force me, I really shot." As he said that, the yellow-haired buddy slowly put his finger on the trigger, seeing that this buddy was already angry with him, he almost couldn't say anything. Well, Zhao Xiaohan took out a cigarette from his pocket with a smile and lit it, smoked lightly and said with a smile: "Okay, don't scare me, I was already holding an AK47 with other drug dealers in Laos Fighting, when I was 20 years old, I could already assemble a sniper rifle in ten seconds, who are you scaring with a toy gun?"

As he said that, Zhao Xiaohan pushed open the door of that room without looking back. After Zhao Xiaohan walked into the room, the yellow-haired buddy finally reflected, and ruthlessly slammed at Zhao Xiaohan's disappearing back. He spit out and said, "Damn, dare you say mine is a toy gun? Believe it or not, I'll rush into the room and shoot you down right now?"

As he said that, the blond-haired buddy had already pulled the trigger fiercely, and then he saw a yellow bullet about the size of a grain of rice shot out from his pistol. When he saw the yellow toy bullets shot out of the pistol, the yellow-haired buddy just smiled, scratched his head and said, "Damn, I didn't fool this kid, heh heh, But you still dare to lie? I don’t believe you just started fighting with drug dealers. I saw a beautiful little sister whistling in school. You are not as handsome as me. Damn, how can you be stronger than me?”

Zhao Xiaohan didn't hear what the yellow-haired buddy said outside. Of course, he didn't care about it. As for why he was so sure that the buddy was holding a toy gun, the answer was simple. If he If it was Spider-Man, he would not let a buddy with such a low IQ hold a real gun in his hand. In case one day the gun goes off without killing the enemy, he should first get himself down. what to do?

This is a somewhat dark room, the lights are also somewhat dark, the room is very empty, except for a TV, there are only a few chairs and a table left, as for other things, I can’t see anything When it arrived, there was not even a bed. When Zhao Xiaohan saw this scene, he was immediately attracted by the picture broadcast on TV, because at this time, a movie called "Dragon Ball" was playing. Cartoons, and in front of the TV, there is a person sitting on a chair with relish. As for why it is a person, the reason why it is not sure whether it is a man or a woman is also very simple, because sitting on a chair watching "Dragon Ball" animation The person in the film is wearing a Spider-Man suit at this time.

Yes, it is exactly the same as the black and red suit worn by Spider-Man in the movie, with two black eyes, big and very divine, and then there is the fully-armed Spider-Man suit, if it weren’t for this Spider-Man’s chest If the front is too flat, Zhao Xiaohan will not be sure that it is a man. Of course, Zhao Xiaohan is not very sure, because there are different kinds of women in this world, they wander in this world In all the corners of the world, their names are - Princess Taiping.

"Are you here?" Just as Zhao Xiaohan was watching from left to right, the Spider-Man man had already spoken. When he heard the voice, Zhao Xiaohan finally breathed a sigh of relief, because he was finally sure that this buddy was a man, not a man. Princess Taiping, but what Zhao Xiaohan is more curious about is that this buddy sells white fans, as for packaging himself as Spider-Man?Could it be that these days, those who sell white fans have been forced to such a point by the police that they can only rely on the Spider-Man suit to turn themselves into the Spider-Man who has superpowers and can spit out spider silk at any time?

"Yeah. I'm here." Although Zhao Xiaohan was very curious about this buddy, he still nodded his head and said yes. Hearing Zhao Xiaohan's words, Spiderman nodded, stretched out his hand and pointed to the chair next to him and said: "sit."

Seeing that this buddy doesn't like talking nonsense at all, Zhao Xiaohan nodded and sat down. This is a good advantage, a little bit better than the yellow-haired buddy just now. If he meets a buddy who is more narcissistic than himself, Zhao Xiaohan is about to collapse.

"You are Zhao Xiaohan?" After Zhao Xiaohan sat down, Spiderman spoke again. Hearing what Spiderman said, Zhao Xiaohan nodded again, and said with a hum: "Well, I am Zhao Xiaohan. You Is that Spider-Man?"

"Look at my clothes, don't you know that I'm Spider-Man? Don't doubt it, I'm the real Spider-Man." Then, Spider-Man pointed to his clothes on purpose, signaling for Zhao Xiaohan to see His Spider-Man suit, Zhao Xiaohan still admires this buddy's clothes theoretically, but it is undeniable that this suit is really eye-catching, when Zhao Xiaohan entered the room for the first time, I am interested in this suit.

If this buddy dares to walk around the street twice in this set of clothes, Zhao Xiaohan can guarantee that this buddy will definitely become the focus of the entire street. He took a photo.