The best ambiguous master

In the school, Zhao Xiaohan came to the door of the classroom with a tragic face. In the classroom, Murong Yaner was tirelessly talking about something on the podium. From time to time, she picked up chalk and drew a few vigorous and powerful characters on the blackboard. Looking at Murong Yan'er's heroic posture writing on the podium, Zhao Xiaohan didn't have the slightest idea of ​​admiration. At this moment, he only had one thought in his mind, this time, what method will Murong Yan'er have to revenge himself?

"Report!" Just when Murong Yan'er turned around, Zhao Xiaohan finally spoke. Hearing Zhao Xiaohan's words, Murong Yan'er turned her head, glanced at him, and continued to look at the students in the audience and began to give lectures , ignoring Zhao Xiaohan's report, and seeing Murong Yan'er so obviously ignoring him, Zhao Xiaohan could only helplessly shrug his shoulders and give a wry smile, continuing to stand at the door.

In the classroom, Zhang Liang was winking at Zhao Xiaohan with a gloating look on his face. Looking at the winking expression on Zhang Liang's face, Zhao Xiaohan gave him an annoyed look, turned his head directly, and ignored him.Just like that, Zhao Xiaohan stood at the door of the classroom for half an hour. Murong Yaner finally put down the chalk in her hand, looked towards the door slowly, and said softly: "Student, do you have any questions?" What's the matter? Why are you standing so loudly at the door of our class? May I ask who is your counselor?"

Seeing Murong Yan'er pretending not to know him, Zhao Xiaohan gritted his teeth fiercely, but he could only raise his head helplessly, and said, "My counselor's surname is Murong, and his name is Murong Yan'er, may I ask you, teacher?" Do you know?"

"I know." Murong Yan'er nodded, as if she really didn't know Zhao Xiaohan, and said: "I am Murong Yan'er, but this classmate, why don't I know you? Are you really my student?" ?”

"It's true." Zhao Xiaohan nodded, and said with a deep breath: "It may be that teacher, your memory is not very good. According to psychology, handsome students are usually easily ignored by the teacher. It doesn't matter, I It's understandable, teacher, may I go back to the classroom now?"

"No." Murong Yan'er obviously didn't expect Zhao Xiaohan to be able to fight back at this time, she rolled her eyes and said again: "Excuse me, my class has been in school for so long, why have I never Have I met you? If you are a student in our class, I must have seen you."

For Murong Yan'er's intentional embarrassment, Zhao Xiaohan seemed to deal with it easily, and immediately smiled, and continued to say: "Teacher, I come every day, maybe because I am so handsome, every day you are embarrassed to look at me Eyes, you are afraid of being fascinated by me, so you ignore me on purpose, as time goes by, you seem to forget that I am a student, from a psychological point of view, this is called selective amnesia."

"Selective amnesia? I'll choose your size, Zhao Xiaohan, how many times have you been to our class in the first few months of school? How dare you say that you come to class every day in front of me?" Murong Yan'er was mad with anger, she never imagined that Zhao Xiaohan could say such righteous words in front of her.

"Oh, so the teacher knows me." After hearing Murong Yan'er's words, the corners of Zhao Xiaohan's mouth curled up slightly, and a satisfied smile hung on his face. Isn't this the result he wanted?

"I always thought that the teacher really forgot me, but I really don't want to believe that a man like me who is so handsome that he has no friends, who wakes up from his dreams every day because of his handsomeness, will also be ignored by women, you know Well, teacher, this is an invisible blow to me, I almost became a student with low self-esteem, now, I am finally confident again, thank you, Teacher Murong." Zhao Xiaohan smiled slightly , turned around and walked into the classroom, seeing Zhao Xiaohan swaggering into the classroom, Murong Yaner stomped her feet fiercely angrily, biting the corner of her mouth with her white teeth, this time, she fucked Zhao Xiaohan again Xiao Han is fooled, this man is really too cunning.

"Damn, it's Zhao Xiaohan!" When Zhao Xiaohan just returned to his seat, Zhang Liang couldn't help giving him a thumbs up. He dared to molest Teacher Murong in front of everyone. It is really unprecedented, and there is no one to come after, and it has opened up a brand new road. In the past, they always thought that the teacher was high and untouchable, but today Zhao Xiaohan taught them a truth, that is, the teacher is also a teacher. Those who can be teased, goddesses, also need men.

With full of resentment towards Zhao Xiaohan, during the next lecture, Murong Yan'er only had one thought in mind, that is, what method can be used to win the round?Just like that, until the moment the bell rang for the end of get out of class, Murong Yan'er had a flash of inspiration and suddenly thought of an excellent plan.

"Zhao Xiaohan, come to my office." After saying these words, Murong Yan'er walked out with her textbooks in her arms without looking back. After Murong Yan'er walked by, the classroom exploded. Everyone looked at Zhao Xiaohan with a look of admiration. Obviously, at this moment, Zhao Xiaohan became an idol in their hearts, not an idol, who would dare to molest Teacher Murong, the goddess in the minds of so many male students?

"Xiaohan, you're done!" After a long time, these words finally came out of Zhang Liang's mouth. Hearing Zhang Liang's words, Zhao Xiaohan glared at him angrily and said, "I know."

Zhang Liang looked very nervous, nervous for Zhao Xiaohan: "What should I do?"

"Cold salad!" Zhao Xiaohan didn't bother to talk to him, what is Zhang Liang's behavior called?This is called, the emperor is not in a hurry, the eunuch is in a hurry!

"Run, in order to survive, there is no shame in running." As he spoke, Zhang Liang sighed deeply, took out a cigarette from his pocket, handed it to Zhao Xiaohan, and said, "Brother, after smoking this one, the next cigarette I don't know when, in the future, maybe you won't be able to smoke such good cigarettes again, alas, brother, go all the way."

"I'm not dead yet!" Zhao Xiaohan stood up silently, raised his foot, and put his foot on Zhang Liang's buttocks. Accompanied by Zhang Liang's screams like killing a pig, Zhao Xiaohan turned and walked out of the classroom. On the way to the office, in the office, Murong Yan'er held a pair of scissors in one hand and a piece of white paper in the other, and cut them fiercely: "Zhao Xiaohan, I want to cut you, I cut you, ahhhh, I am so mad!"

"Mr. Murong, who made you so angry? Do you want me to teach him a lesson for you?" Seeing Murong Yan'er angry, a male teacher next to him suddenly felt that his chance had come, as long as he helped Murong Yan'er provoke him. The person she is angry with, Teacher Murong will definitely date him happily. Next, he will win Bai Fumei, capture the hearts of beauties, become the CEO, become the general manager, and reach the pinnacle of life from then on. Think about it, He was still a little excited.

However, Murong Yan'er's cold "Thank you, no need." instantly shattered his illusions, and just when he was about to say something, Murong Yan'er had already lowered her head and held the scissors Aiming at the white paper, he waved the scissors vigorously: "Zhao Xiaohan, I'm going to cut you, cut you, ah ah ah!"

"Teacher, can you use another method?" Just as Murong Yan'er was waving the scissors vigorously, Zhao Xiaohan's voice came into her ears in a moderate manner, and when she heard Zhao Xiaohan's voice, Murong Yan'er One of the hands was nervous, and almost cut his finger with a scissors.

"You, when did you come?" Murong Yan'er suddenly felt a little guilty. As a teacher, she felt that her current behavior was indeed not particularly aboveboard, but when she saw Zhao Xiaohan's picture, she wanted to be cruel. After being slapped on the face, I suddenly felt that my behavior was actually eliminating harm for the people.

"Just came." Zhao Xiaohan lowered his head, glanced at the scissors and white paper in Murong Yan'er's hand, and said softly: "Mr. Murong, I'm not married yet, I'm married and have children, aren't you being too cruel to me like this?" ? My family is a single heir for three generations, and I am the only seedling, what if our family does not have a son to inherit the incense?"

You deserve it, just to make it impossible for you to marry a wife in the future!This is what Murong Yan'er was thinking at this time, of course, she would not say it out loud, after hearing Zhao Xiaohan's words, Murong Yan'er coughed, Gu Zuo said other things: "Well, Zhao Xiaohan, tonight you Is there anything wrong?"

"What's the matter?" Zhao Xiaohan looked at Murong Yan'er suspiciously, there must be a monster if something goes wrong, there is no reason, how could Murong Yan'er care about whether he has time at night?There must be fraud, there must be conspiracy.

"It's nothing, I just want you and me to go home, and I need your help with something." Murong Yan'er's tone was very ambiguous, especially when it literally sounded even more ambiguous. Listening to Murong Yan'er's seductive voice, Zhao Xiaohan simply shook his head and said: "Mr. Murong, I'm sorry, I can't agree to your unreasonable request. I'm a just man, and I can't do things that violate the morals of teachers and students. Teachers and students love such things. As a person whose self-control is so strong that I am even afraid, it is absolutely impossible to agree to your unreasonable request, teacher, you should find someone else. Beauty tricks are useless to me. "

Zhao Xiaohan said these words with righteousness and righteousness. It seems that when he said these words, there was a radiance behind him. At this moment, Zhao Xiaohan even thought that he was an upright and dignified gentleman Yes, but he didn't expect that when Murong Yan'er heard his words, she almost slapped the table. If he wasn't her student, she would definitely use her size 42 high heels to slap him. A ruthless kick on his [-]-faced face!