The best ambiguous master

Not interested in?How can it be?When Zhao Xiaohan heard these words, Zhao Gouwa almost slapped the table and jumped up. In his impression, Zhao Xiaohan should be eager to ask him to introduce his cousin to him. How could he say Are you interested in a few words? More than 1 yuan, more than 1 yuan a month, not to mention Zhao Xiaohan, even his heart is moved. In their village, if they can have 3000 yuan a month to go out, they can straighten their backs. Not walking sideways like a crab?Slap anyone who doesn't like it?

"Don't pretend, you can't be uninterested." Zhao Gouwa looked at Zhao Xiaohan self-righteously and said such a sentence, seeing Zhao Gouwa's confident face, Zhao Xiaohan shrugged and smiled, pouted and said : "I'm not interested if I'm not interested. You know, I'm a timid person. I'm afraid of being hacked when I join the underworld. What if I'm hacked and I can't take care of myself?"

Seeing the smile on Zhao Xiaohan's face, Zhao Gouwa was stunned for a moment, then took a puff of cigarette fiercely, looked at Zhao Xiaohan carefully and said: "Well, my cousin just came to my house a few days ago , I will ask him to come over to your house to sit for a while, and if there is anything to do in Yanjing in the future, just report his name, and I guarantee that no one will dare to mess with you."

"No need." Zhao Xiaohan shook his head and said, "I don't cause trouble, who will bully me?"

"It's settled like this. You prepare the food and wine, and treat my cousin well. In Yanjing, you still have to count on him to protect you from being bullied by others." After saying this, Zhao Gouwa put Zhao Xiaohan put the pack of Dazhonghua on Zhao Xiaohan's table into his pocket and got up and left. Seeing Zhao Gouwa's action of taking Zhonghua away, all the people present subconsciously pouted, but no one Dare to say that his sentence is not, what a joke, in Zhaojia Village, who would dare to fight against Zhao Gouwa?

"Everyone sit down for a while, I'm going to buy two packs of cigarettes." Seeing Zhao Gouwa take away the cigarettes, there was no more cigarettes in the room, Zhao Xiaohan got up and walked out, went to the canteen and bought a Zhonghua and came back , Seeing that Zhao Xiaohan bought one as soon as he made a move, the proprietress of the canteen was taken aback. They had a total of Zhonghua cigarettes in stock in the store, and they couldn’t sell a pack of them for several years, but they sold them all at once today. One, wouldn't it startle her?

In the blink of an eye, it was already evening, and many villagers also went back to their homes at this time. Soon, only Zhao Xiaohan, Shen Bing, and his mother were left in the house. At this time, Zhao Xiaohan was sitting In the living room, looking at the sketches in the central set, holding a glass of boiled water in his hand, taking a sip, and in the other place, Shen Bing and Zhao Xiaohan’s mother are busy in the kitchen, and the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law get along very well. It's harmonious, it can be seen that my mother still likes Shen Bing very much, even when cooking, she always smiles.

"Xiaohan, why didn't the girl surnamed Su come?" Just as Zhao Xiaohan took a sip of boiled water, his mother's voice sounded in his ears. Hearing this sentence, Zhao Xiaohan almost took a sip of water Spray it, mom, you're too open, aren't you?Let Su Ningshui and Shen Bing come back to celebrate the New Year together?Not to mention whether the two of them will fight, there are so many gossips flying around in the village alone.

"Well, mom, cough, hurry up and cook, when did you become so open-minded?" Zhao Xiaohan stood up helplessly, pushed his mother and walked towards the kitchen, looking at When her son was blushing, Zhao Xiaohan's mother smiled lightly and said, "My son still blushes? What, let mom talk about your heart? I think that girl surnamed Su is also pretty good. No, you can get married together, if there are two daughters-in-law who chat and cook with me every day, how great would that be?"

"Well, mom, are you sure you didn't come over here?" Zhao Xiaohan looked at his mother with a strange expression, coughed and said, "Impossible, if you came over here, our family would have hundreds of people sooner or later." Are you a millionaire? You just remember that the first prize of a lottery is 500 million, but if you didn’t time travel, why are you so avant-garde and open-minded? Even your son can’t keep up with your thinking. You know, I am a cultural person who has been baptized by the university."

"Okay, now you are getting more and more courageous, dare to say that your mother is time-traveling?" Upon hearing Zhao Xiaohan's words, his mother stretched out her hand and tapped him on the forehead, and then gave him a blank look. Said: "These days, the girl surnamed Su talked to me a lot, and she often cared about my body. Knowing that I was alone at home, she would often tell me about you. Mom can tell that that little girl I must like you, right?"

"Well, Mom, as a serious mother, you shouldn't instill such flirtatious theories into your son." While talking, Zhao Xiaohan pushed his mother into the kitchen, but, when he just came When I got to the kitchen, I leaned over and whispered in my mother's ear: "By the way, Mom, I have some good news for you. Your daughter-in-law is not in good health. You have to be careful, otherwise, you I don't care if your precious grandson calls you grandma when he comes out."

"What? You mean, Xiaobing, she has it?" Upon hearing the news, his mother was startled, with a look of incredulity on her face, looking at her mother's startled look , Zhao Xiaohan nodded with a smirk on his face and said: "Yes, so, now, standing here is not only your daughter-in-law, but also your future grandson."

"You didn't lie to me?" Looking at Zhao Xiaohan's smirk, Comrade Zhao Guizhi obviously had some doubts about his words. Looking at Comrade Zhao Guizhi's puzzled expression, Zhao Xiaohan nodded firmly and said: "No, why is your son Dare to lie to you? Have you forgotten the scene when you took off your pants and spanked when you were a child?"

Hearing Zhao Xiaohan's witty words, Zhao Guizhi turned his head and gave him a hard look, then left him aside, and walked towards Shen Bing with a smile on his face, looking at Zhao Guizhi's affectionate face, he felt like Shen Bing was startled, and looked at Zhao Xiaohan with a strange face. When he met Shen Bing's puzzled eyes, Zhao Xiaohan smiled lightly, winked at her, then turned and left, yes, that's right.It's winking.

When Zhao Xiaohan just returned to the house and was about to continue reviewing the sketch, there was a sudden commotion outside the door, and then, he saw a new silver-white Dongfeng Yueda Kia K3 stopped at the door of his house , this is a white car with smooth lines and probably worth about 10,000 to [-] yuan. If it is placed in Yanjing, it is naturally not worth mentioning, but if it is placed in Zhaojia Village, it will be a great family. , a person who can afford [-]+ cars, looking at the whole Zhaojia Village, how many can you find?

"Your car?" Zhao Xiaohan saw the smug smile on Zhao Gouwa's face when he walked out the door. Obviously, he drove this car to show off on purpose. Zhao Gouwa's home and Zhao Xiaohan's home The distance between them is only 200 meters, and it takes less than 10 minutes to walk. Do you still need to drive here?

"No, my cousin's." Zhao Gouwa glanced at Zhao Xiaohan proudly, reached out and patted the car lightly, and said with a smile: "How about this car, isn't it beautiful? 10,000+ yuan Well, you can only look at it in this life, how about I give you a chance to drive a luxury car and experience the feeling of it?"

While talking, Zhao Gouwa pushed open the car door, but at the moment of pushing the car door, Zhao Gouwa suddenly turned her head with a smile, looked at Zhao Xiaohan teasingly and said: "By the way, you won't Are you going to drive? Haha, look at my memory, I forgot that you can’t drive anymore.”

"Well, no." Zhao Xiaohan shook his head, and continued: "The family is cooking, do you want to come in and eat?"

"No need." Zhao Gouwa waved his hand and said, "Didn't I tell you just now? I want to introduce to you my cousin who hangs out in Yanjing. I originally planned to let him come to your house, but it turned out that He set up a table in a big restaurant in the village and asked me to take you there. No, he asked me to pick you up in his car. You are very lucky, my cousin asked me to pick you up in person. If it were someone else, he would probably get dirty if he touched his car."

"No need." Listening to Zhao Gouwa talking to himself, Zhao Xiaohan shook his head and said: "The car is too luxurious, I'm afraid it will get dirty, and I can't afford it."

"What are you afraid of? I took you there. Even if it gets dirty, let my cousin find me. I will take care of it for you. After so many years, you are still so timid." Looking at Zhao Xiaohan's nervous face Looking at it, Zhao Gouwa immediately felt great satisfaction in his heart. Of course, he just thought that Zhao Xiaohan was nervous.

"No." Zhao Xiaohan shook his head again, glanced at Zhao Gouwa's surprised expression, smiled and said: "I'm not used to eating with people in the underworld, I'm an honest person, and an honest person should Stay at home with your wife and have dinner with your mother."

After saying this, Zhao Xiaohan turned around and planned to leave. Seeing Zhao Xiaohan turn around and leave, Zhao Gouwa's face suddenly became red, orange, yellow, green and purple, and his whole face was overturned. It’s the same as the dyeing bottle, it has all kinds of colors, but after he spat hard, he quickly caught up with him, grabbed Zhao Xiaohan’s clothes, and said in a low voice: “I still remember when I was a child. Don’t you remember the little dragon who followed you and called you brother?”

Hearing Zhao Gouwa's words, Zhao Xiaohan narrowed his eyes for a moment, and a thin figure, two barrels of snot, a long line of saliva, and a little boy who likes to bite his fingers and follow his buttocks and call him Brother Xiaohan suddenly appeared in his mind. Zhao Xiaolong, his parents like to gamble, went bankrupt, and were often away from home. When he was a child, if Zhao Xiaohan hadn’t stolen some steamed buns for Xiaolong every now and then, he might have starved to death. However, he remembered that when he was in junior high school At that time, Xiaolong was taken to other places by his parents. Could it be that he came back again?