The best ambiguous master

Yenching University of Commerce and Business, where willow trees are shady, couples of handsome men and beautiful women form a beautiful landscape on the campus. Occasionally, there will be a few single comrades, holding a book of "Three Hundred Tang Poems" in one hand. "Song" made a heartbroken expression, sighed in a low voice while walking, and occasionally recited a few touching love poems: "Ah, I came gently, you didn't see me, ah , Gently, I left again, waving my sleeves, not taking a single girl away, ah, buy me a catty of cucumbers, and benefit thousands of you, me and her!"

"Little handsome guy, give me a two-pound man!" At this moment, a female student in pajamas stood beside the male student who was reciting affectionately with a sleepy face, and said softly. Hearing this sentence, the male student Immediately, he opened his eyes and smiled, without saying a word, quickly took out a few cucumbers from his schoolbag, and said skillfully: "It's 13 yuan in total. Seeing how beautiful you are, I'll give you a 12% discount, [-] yuan will be fine. "

Collecting money and picking up cucumbers, the female classmate walked away proudly with her immature breasts, and after the female classmate left, the male classmate was still looking at the female classmate reluctantly Silently in a daze, seeing this scene, Zhao Xiaohan couldn't help shaking his head and sighing, the world has changed too fast these years, right?On campus, openly buy and sell cucumbers?What is the system?Alas, there are men who don't want to buy cucumbers. After I leave, can't I find a man who is better than me in the whole school?

"Student, do you know why you are single for the rest of your life?" Standing beside the male classmate, Zhao Xiaohan couldn't help sighing, and when he heard the voice, the male classmate turned his head in doubt, with an expression of wishing to hear more about it , Seeing that this junior is so incomprehensible, Zhao Xiaohan had no choice but to pass on his little experience in love. Who made him a grand master of a generation?

"Cucumbers are good, but how can they compare to ham sausages? In the future, change your career, don't sell cucumbers, sell ham sausages, your business will definitely improve." After saying this, Zhao Xiaohan He turned around and left, but the moment he turned around, the male classmate behind him suddenly said, "Senior, how about I sell eggplants? It's thicker, bigger, and more beneficial to physical and mental health."

"Children can be taught." Zhao Xiaohan glanced at the male classmate appreciatively, and left gracefully, just like the love poem he recited affectionately, gently, I left, waving my sleeves, without taking a single A cucumber, but took away your senior sister and junior sister. In the distance, Su Ningshui was standing under the shade of a willow tree with a smile on her face.

On the basketball court, a group of students were sweating in the sun, surrounded by a group of beautifully dressed girls, who kept shouting "xxx I love you", and those boys who were fighting desperately on the basketball court were After hearing the shouts of these sentences, it was more like eating ten catties of inferior x.Like medicine, the energy that had been suppressed for more than 20 years suddenly burst out, and he performed cool and handsome poses one after another, causing waves of shouts and winks again.

"Xiaohan, do you like basketball?" Standing on the basketball court, Su Ningshui nestled on Zhao Xiaohan's shoulder, and spoke softly. Hearing Su Ningshui's words, Zhao Xiaohan smiled slightly, turned his head, The corner of his mouth raised: "I am a man who will never give up until the end."

This sentence comes from a line that Mitsui Shou once said in "Slam Dunk". Sure enough, after hearing this sentence, Su Ningshui's eyes lit up, her watery eyes blinked, and said: "Then you You must be good at basketball, right?"

"Don't praise me, I'll be proud." Zhao Xiaohan smiled and said, "Do you want to watch me play basketball?"

"I don't want to." Su Ningshui shook her head and said, "I'm afraid my throat will be hoarse."

"I never need others to cheer for me when I play." Zhao Xiaohan smiled lightly, took her hand, and walked slowly towards the other direction, but when he just walked away from the basketball court, Suddenly, a fast-spinning basketball was coming towards his head, just for an instant, Zhao Xiaohan turned around lightly, waved his right hand casually, and the fast-spinning basketball stopped in his hand, and he could no longer Advance half a point.

"Senior, I'm sorry." In the eyes, a shy boy wearing a basketball uniform was scratching his head and opening his mouth in embarrassment. Hearing this sentence, Zhao Xiaohan smiled, threw the basketball in his hand, and said softly. He said: "It doesn't matter if the ball is broken, but if the person is broken, I have to support me for the rest of my life."

"Hey, thank you senior." The shy boy smiled, picked up the ball, and returned to the basketball court again, sweating profusely, watching a group of sunny teenagers blooming wantonly on the basketball court, the corners of Zhao Xiaohan's mouth slightly raised, and outlined A faint smile came, once upon a time, this was his sky.

In front of the dormitory building, a boy was holding flowers, knelt on the ground on one knee, and yelled at the roof of the girls' dormitory: "Liu Yating, I love you!"

On the other side, there was another boy, holding a guitar in his hand, sitting on the ground, surrounded by a row of red candles, forming a heart shape, and his hoarse voice also formed A unique landscape, surrounded by a circle of onlookers male and female students chattering non-stop.

"The customs and habits of your school?" Looking at the scene in front of her, Su Ningshui couldn't help laughing. After hearing Su Ningshui's words, Zhao Xiaohan shook her head with a smile and said, "There will be this kind of romance every month." Young men here, let’s engage in a more literary form of confession.”

"Oh, then when will you confess to me?" Su Ningshui pouted childishly, as if, maybe, seemed, maybe, she confessed to Zhao Xiaohan first?

"Would you like to?" Zhao Xiaohan saw through Su Ningshui's small thoughts at once, smiled immediately, and slowly walked to the male student who was holding a guitar in his hand, bowed his head and said a few words in his ear , I saw that male classmate handed the guitar to Zhao Xiaohan with a smile. Looking at what happened in front of her, although she didn’t know what Zhao Xiaohan’s intentions were, her heart was full of expectations. Maybe it would be a surprise. Bar?

Afterwards, Zhao Xiaohan whispered a few words to other male and female students who were watching, and they all nodded one by one. After a few seconds, those people quickly stood in a row, standing in front of Zhao Xiaohan. Behind him, looking from a distance, he actually formed a big "water" character.

"An impromptu song for my girlfriend, Su Ningshui. From the time I met her to now, a year has passed without knowing it. As a man, I have failed and never really I have confessed to her before, but she has always been by my side, and I will never leave, thank her, for more than a year, has been by my side." While talking softly, Zhao Xiaohan hugged the guitar, step by step toward Su Ningshui walked over slowly, and he stopped when he was about one meter away from Su Ningshui.

"The name of this song is Rogue, I give it to you, my only pride in this life, Su Ningshui." After saying this, Zhao Xiaohan moved his fingers lightly, and quietly plucked the strings of the guitar , Then, a melodious but lyrical tune came out of his hands.

"The corners of the mouth are slightly raised, with a bad smile, you say I look like a rascal."

"You frown slightly and stare, you say I'm getting worse and worse."

"If it's possible, I'd like to do it, you rascal for the rest of your life."

"Are you too stupid, or too stupid to fall in love with a rascal?"

"..."

"..."

"Are you too stupid, or too stupid, Miss Su?" The last sentence was not sung, but Zhao Xiaohan said it to Su Ningshui word by word, when he said this sentence , Zhao Xiaohan slowly put down the guitar, raised his footsteps, and walked slowly to Su Ningshui's side. He waved his right hand lightly, and suddenly, a bunch of red flame roses appeared on his right hand. When he saw this When the fiery red roses were bouqueted, there was a burst of screams from the girls all around.

"Ah, it's so romantic. If my boyfriend proposes to me like this, I will definitely marry him."

"Tch, if my girlfriend looks like you, and she kneels down to propose to me, I won't agree to her."

"Wow, which class is this boy from? He's so handsome!"

Screams came and went, one after another, louder than the other, but all of this could not affect Su Ningshui who was standing opposite Zhao Xiaohan. At this time, her eye circles were unconsciously wet, drop by drop. A drop of tear slowly fell from the corner of her eye.

"Miss Su, has anyone ever told you that you are really beautiful when you smile?" Zhao Xiaohan gently stroked a strand of her beautiful hair, smiled lightly, lowered her head, and slowly kissed her When this scene appeared before everyone's eyes, there were bursts of screams and whistles again.

"Ah, it's not suitable for children, quickly cover your eyes."

"Miss Su, marry him, marry him!" Soon, the scene became out of control, and there was a burst of organized shouts around: "Miss Su, marry him, marry him!"

"Miss Su, how about being my girlfriend?" Zhao Xiaohan knelt down on one knee, held up the flowers in his hands, and spoke softly. After hearing Zhao Xiaohan's words, Su Ningshui's tears fell on the ground drop by drop, but suddenly smiled Standing up, the smile bloomed, and the flowers faded away. She nodded lightly, took the flowers in Zhao Xiaohan's hand, and gently parted her lips: "Is it just a girlfriend?"

"Wife is the best." Zhao Xiaohan smiled badly, and slowly stood up, but when he just stood up, Su Ningshui's crying and laughing voice came to his ears: "Hmph , You think beautifully, I will not marry you, a big villain!"

After saying this sentence, Su Ningshui turned around and left with small steps. Seeing Su Ningshui's duplicity, Zhao Xiaohan couldn't help shaking his head and smiling, then turned his head to look at the group of onlookers behind him, and smiled slightly , and began to recite affectionately: "I'm leaving gently, waving my sleeves, and I won't take a single school girl away."

As soon as the voice fell, Zhao Xiaohan had already taken a step, trotting all the way to chase the tall figure under the setting sun, she was so charming under the setting sun.

"Hey, senior, what's your name?" A female classmate's voice sounded behind her.

Zhao Xiaohan turned his head slightly, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised, showing a charming smile: "My surname is Gong, a junior, just call me an old worker."

"Old, husband?"