The best ambiguous master

"Boss, how much is this dress?"

"35."

"Cheaper, how about twenty?"

"Twenty is too little, thirty."

"21 price, I'll buy you two more."

In the small market, at the street stall, Zhao Xiaohan was bargaining with the street stall owner, and after a lot of dealing, he finally bought two clothes that he wanted, a blue Doraemon short-sleeved shirt, and a pair of floral underpants. After spending 35 yuan, looking at Zhao Xiaohan, who was wearing a neat suit and bargaining with others for more than 30 yuan, the stall owner sighed helplessly, and said to himself, you are a successful person by this look, take care The successful people are not suitable, they have to pretend to be dicks, the world of the rich, is it really the poor who don't understand?

Half an hour later, Zhao Xiaohan took off his suit and leather shoes, and changed into a set of short sleeves, big pants, and a pair of sandals and slippers. He rubbed his hair vigorously with his hands a few times, trying to make himself look Looking at himself in the mirror, Zhao Xiaohan suddenly had the feeling that he had returned to more than a year ago. More than a year ago, he had not met the old military doctor. He was just dumped by Li Xiaoyun. Isn't his appearance the same as himself in the mirror now?

Shaking his head and smiling, he took out a cigarette from his pocket, looked at the Nine-Five Supreme logo on the cigarette, Zhao Xiaohan gave a wry smile, threw the remaining half pack into the trash can, lit it, took a puff, walked to In front of a canteen, I bought a pack of ten yuan Hongtashan.

It's the rule for a person of what status to smoke cigarettes at what price. Is it reasonable for a waiter serving a plate to smoke a pack of Nine-Five Supreme worth a few hundred yuan?

After smoking the last ninety-five supreme in his hand, Zhao Xiaohan took a taxi and came to Zuixianlou, but this time, he didn't go to Zuixianlou, but a small restaurant next to Zuixianlou. Of course, the restaurant next to Zuixianlou is naturally not too small, but compared with Zuixianlou, it is almost the difference between iPhone6 ​​and Xiaomi. Although Xiaomi is not bad, but in front of iPhone6, it is still a bit inferior .

Man Tanghong is about 200 meters away from Zuixian Tower. On the surface, Man Tanghong is not a small restaurant. When Zhao Xiaohan pushed the door and entered, a waiter immediately shouted anxiously : "Damn it, Zhang Xin, are you willing to come back? I thought you were missing. Damn, I haven't seen you for more than a week. What did you do?"

"There is something at home, let's go home." Although he didn't know who the other party was, Zhao Xiaohan still replied to him, and then said: "By the way, where is the boss?"

After hearing Zhao Xiaohan's words, the little waiter cautiously glanced left and right, then whispered: "Office, be careful later, the boss can't find you recently, he has a very temper, and threatened that if you come, I will let you pack up and get out immediately!"

"It's okay. I'm handsome. The boss doesn't want to fire me." Zhao Xiaohan smiled lightly and walked towards the office. Seeing Zhao Xiaohan's disappearing figure, the little waiter scratched his head in doubt, and walked towards the office. Talking to himself: "Why haven't you seen each other for a few days, I feel like Zhang Xin is a different person?"

However, he couldn't tell what the difference was. The face was the same, but it was just a different set of clothes. What's the difference?

All of a sudden, the little waiter slapped his head suddenly, and suddenly realized that the temperament is different, whether it is the tone of speech or every action, even if it is just standing there, there is a feeling that people dare not underestimate , This kind of feeling has never been seen in Zhang Xin's body before.

In the office, when there was a knock on the door, an impatient voice came from the room: "Knock what, the door is broken by you, won't you be gentle? Come in!"

Hearing the sound, Zhao Xiaohan shook his head and smiled, pushed the door open helplessly and walked in. In his eyes, there was a black and fat middle-aged man, holding a tablet computer in his hand and playing cutting watermelon. There is also a big gold chain hanging on it, which gives people a sense of sight that they are just coming out at a glance.

"Boss, I'm back." Looking at the boss who didn't lift his head and was only cutting watermelons, Zhao Xiaohan spoke softly. After hearing the voice, the boss raised his head and glanced casually. When he saw Zhao Xiaohan, All of a sudden, he got angry, put the tablet computer in his hand on the table, slapped it on the table, and started cursing.

"Fuck Zhang Xin, you fucking know you're back? I thought you were missing. I'll do it for you if you disappear for a month. You disappeared all of a sudden. Where can I find someone to do it for you? Work? Do you know how much money you made me lose this month? Let me tell you, if you want to continue working, this month’s salary is gone, and all will be deducted. If you don’t want to continue working, pack up for me immediately Get out, besides, let me tell you, even if you get out, I won't pay you a salary, you know?"

Looking at the furious boss, Zhao Xiaohan didn't say a word, just stood there quietly, neither talking back nor getting angry, just so quiet, next to him, looking at Zhao Xiaohan who didn't say a word, the boss was about to say When something happened, he froze there for a moment, looked at Zhao Xiaohan strangely and said, "Hey, Zhang Xin, you kid disappeared for more than a week, did you become stupid? Or did you become deaf? Listen to what I say. Have you arrived yet?"

"I heard it." Zhao Xiaohan nodded.

As soon as he heard Zhao Xiaohan's understatement, the boss became even more angry: "Fuck, you didn't answer when I heard it? Are you going to continue working, or pack up and leave?"

"Go on." It was three more words, Zhao Xiaohan didn't even say a single extra word, it seemed that his face was so comfortable, even after being scolded, he didn't even look angry at all. In front of Zhao Xiaohan, who was impeccable, the boss was speechless as if he had eaten a quail egg.

He thought that Zhao Xiaohan would deal with him for a while, but unexpectedly, Zhao Xiaohan understated without saying a word of nonsense, a month's salary, this kid has only disappeared for ten days, how can he not even deserve a month's salary What happened?Originally, he planned to bargain with Zhao Xiaohan, but who would have thought that before he bargained, they would not take this month's salary too seriously at all?

Damn, is this still the lazy Zhang Xin he knows, who thinks about being lazy all day long and feels that he is at a disadvantage and has a low salary?

How does it feel like a different person?No, his face obviously hasn't changed at all, it's still the same as before.