The best ambiguous master

"Huh? You're back?"

"When did you come back?"

"Why didn't you call me in advance when you came back?"

"What? Are you really in the Red Pavilion?"

"No, no, I'm not in the Red Pavilion, I'm at home, you wait there, I'll pick you up later, okay?"

Behind him, the man's voice can be heard endlessly. It can be heard that the man's voice is very flustered. It seems that his girlfriend is calling?

Suddenly, Zhao Xiaohan was not in a hurry to leave, but quietly lit another cigarette, and stood there with a smile on his face, he wanted to see how this man would end up later.

My girlfriend called, and I was still in the red hall, and this man was leading a mistress, and he was also in the red hall, hehe, I'm afraid there will be a good show to watch later.

"Who called you?" Hearing the man's tone, the woman seemed a little unhappy. Hearing the woman's words, the man coughed and said with a guilty conscience: "I'm a friend, how about it, baby, I'll send you off first." Can you go home? Tomorrow, tomorrow I will call you!"

"Is your girlfriend calling you?"

The woman sneered, looked at the man with disdain and said, "What's the matter, do you think I'm a mistress? Let me tell you. You can't go anywhere tonight. You'd better stay with me obediently. Otherwise, hehe , You just said that your girlfriend is in the Red Pavilion, right? Then I will go meet your girlfriend!"

After the voice fell, the woman turned around and left, but was grabbed by the man, who said anxiously: "Baby, don't make trouble, today is really not good, my eighth-law girlfriend came back from abroad Oh, her temper, if it gets big, it won't be good to anyone, don't worry, I only love you alone, I'm going to break up with her today, can you go back first? Be good, be obedient, you go first !"

"I won't go!" The woman was stubborn, she shook off the man's hand, and said with a sneer, "I tell you, today, either you come with me, or take me to see your eighth mother-in-law." Girlfriend, if you don't make a choice between the two of us today, I'll never end with you!"

"Don't push me, baby!"

The man's face was a little ugly, and it could be seen that he was already a little unhappy. After hearing the man's words, the woman sneered and said, "I forced you? Haha, then let me force you. How about it? Are you going to Come with me, or do you want to meet that woman with me?"

"I said, don't force me!"

The man finally couldn't help getting angry, and he yelled at the woman. As soon as he heard the man's roar, the woman also became angry: "I forced you today, what's the matter?"

"Fuck." The man yelled, raised his hand, and slapped the woman on the face with a "slap", cursing: "Damn, are you fucking sick? I told you, let You go first, let you go first, you fucking force me, don’t you? You think I really dare not hit you, fuck, fuck, I really treat myself like a dish, get out!”

"You, you dare to hit me?"

The woman suddenly began to howl, howling like hell, with disbelief written all over her face, she never imagined that the man would give her a big mouth without saying a word.

Next to him, Zhao Xiaohan shook his head and smiled wryly. Who would have thought that the two people who were so in love just now turned against each other in the blink of an eye, and their mouths twitched?

"Hit you? Let me tell you, if you don't get out, I will still hit you. Do you believe it or not?" While speaking, the man raised his hand again. Seeing that the man was about to slap him again, the woman gritted her teeth and covered her face. With a straight face, he ran towards Zhao Xiaohan, shouting while running: "Du Ziteng, you wait for me, don't run if you have the guts, we are endless!"

After shouting this, the woman almost ran to Zhao Xiaohan's side, seeing Zhao Xiaohan lighting a cigarette, with an expression of watching a play, the woman opened her mouth and cursed: "Look, look at you big-headed ghost! , Poor Diaosi, isn’t it interesting to watch people fight?”

Hearing the woman's words, Zhao Xiaohan was stunned for a moment, then raised the corner of his mouth, lifted his feet lightly, and placed it on the threshold, the sky was a little dark again, the moment the angry woman rushed out, followed by " With a sound, he tripped over Zhao Xiaohan's feet and fell to the ground in a posture of a dog chewing shit.

"Grandmother, you deserve to be beaten, silly Boi..."

A soft sentence, the voice was not too loud, just enough for the woman to hear clearly, when the voice fell, Zhao Xiaohan turned around with his hands behind his back and went back to the bar, looking at Zhao Xiaohan's gradually disappearing back, the woman looked Gritting his teeth, he slapped the ground hard with his right hand, and said viciously: "Poor guy, you wait for me, I'm not done with you!"

After she finished speaking, she suddenly smelled a foul smell. She lowered her head and saw that her hand was covered with a puddle of shit...

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In the bar, by the bar.

Sitting on the chair, Zhao Xiaohan casually took a pitcher of beer, opened it, took a sip, and beside him, Ah Niu walked over without making a sound.

"Brother Han, what happened outside? Why did you hear a woman crying just now?"

Zhao Xiaohan shook his head and smiled, and said: "It's okay, a stupid woman touched dog shit, and was slapped by dog ​​shit..."

"Slapped by shit?" Hearing Zhao Xiaohan's words, Ah Niu didn't quite understand, but A Niu couldn't help but shook his head and smiled: "Damn it. I was startled by that sound just now, crying It's so horrific, I thought that woman was being tortured!"

"A Niu, you are too hurt!" Zhao Xiaohan looked at A Niu helplessly, and was about to speak when he saw the woman with a piece of shit walking towards the door. When she saw the woman with shit, A Niu suddenly spoke again: "Fuck, why is that girl so virtuous, her face is swollen like a pig's head, and her body smells like shit, this girl won't really be slapped by shit Bar?"

"Do you think I'm lying to you?" Zhao Xiaohan raised his eyebrows and smiled, turning around lightly, just in time to see the man named Du Ziteng coming out of the backyard quietly, with a cautious expression on his face, deliberately covering him with his clothes His own face seemed to be wary of someone.

"Hehe. Another wonderful drama of the year is about to be released!"

When the man walked out of the gate of the Red Pavilion, Zhao Xiaohan smiled lightly, stood up, and then stood up and followed out. The moment he came to the gate, he happened to see the man pretending to have just arrived. He took out his phone and dialed a phone number.

ps: Chapter 3, a bit late.

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