The best ambiguous master

In the playground.

There are crowds of people, people are crowded everywhere, and feet are trampled on.

Most of them are young couples, cuddling together, you and me, and occasionally there are couples who bring their children to play, a family of three, happy and harmonious.

Zhao Xiaohan and Xu Yiyi, they are two people.

Sun Ruoxi has to be busy with the company's affairs, and Master Xiaoyao doesn't like noisy places. In order to satisfy Xu Yiyi's wish before leaving, Zhao Xiaohan had no choice but to accompany her to the playground. However, the two of them didn't seem to come by coincidence. When they came, the playground happened to be the busiest time.

Of course, compared to those who go to the zoo, the playground is undoubtedly a good place. You know, in today's weather and when there are so many people, go to the zoo for a walk. Do animals still pay for animals to watch them?

A few days ago, Zhao Xiaohan just saw a news report that the animals in a certain zoo visited 14 people in a certain day. When he first saw it, Zhao Xiaohan didn’t quite understand what was going on. , After a while, he finally realized that 14 people go to the zoo a day, and in turn, why don’t the animals sit there and see 14 people a day?

"Brother Xiaohan, I want to ride the Ferris wheel!"

Walking in front of the Ferris wheel, Xu Yiyi immediately became interested, looking at the tall Ferris wheel spinning in the air, Zhao Xiaohan subconsciously swallowed his saliva, shook his head and said: "This is something that children like to play with. , how about you go play and I'll wait for you below?"

"It's okay, big friends can also play." Xu Yiyi persisted, but Zhao Xiaohan still did not compromise at all: "No, I want to pay attention to my image, you go and play, I will watch you from below, don't you think, When you play on the top, there is a person waiting for you below, will you feel more secure?"

"I don't think so." Xu Yiyi shook her head honestly, looked at Zhao Xiaohan with an aggrieved expression on her face, and said, "Didn't it be agreed that you want to play with me? Brother Xiaohan, you lied to me, don't you speak well?" Count."

That aggrieved expression, that weeping eyes, seeing Xu Yiyi's aggrieved look, Zhao Xiaohan almost softened his heart, but unfortunately, Zhao Xiaohan once again shook his head as hard as a rock and refused: "I didn't lie You, why don't we play another one and play something else?"

"Aren't you afraid of heights?"

Suddenly, Xu Yiyi uttered such a sentence, upon hearing this sentence, Zhao Xiaohan swallowed his saliva, coughed and said: "Actually, I'm not afraid of heights, I just feel that if it's too high, I won't be safe. Feeling, you know, I am a man with a sense of security."

"Tch, you said so much, aren't you afraid of heights?" Xu Yiyi looked at Zhao Xiaohan with contempt, and silently used an aggressive move. After hearing Xu Yiyi's words, Zhao Xiaohan smiled faintly, He didn't intend to be fooled by her at all, and used aggressive methods in front of him, it's like playing tricks!

"Don't provoke me, it's useless to provoke me." Zhao Xiaohan shrugged and smiled, spread his hands and said, "Even if you provoke me, I won't play the Ferris wheel with you."

"Then play something else." Xu Yiyi rolled her eyes, and suddenly, she seemed to think of something else. After she finished speaking, she pulled Zhao Xiaohan's clothes and ran towards the distance. Following behind, Zhao Xiaohan Helplessness was written all over his face, and he began to regret agreeing to accompany Xu Yiyi to the playground.

"Do you want to play the pirate ship?"

"Can you say no to play?"

Looking at the pirate ship floating in front of him, Zhao Xiaohan showed a look of helplessness on his face again, but unfortunately, before his words fell, Xu Yiyi had already refused him: "No, we must play."

"Then let's play." Zhao Xiaohan sighed helplessly, if he refuses the little girl again, I'm afraid she won't be in the mood to continue playing.

"Hey, I knew that Brother Xiaohan is the best."

A bright smile appeared on Xu Yiyi's face, but Zhao Xiaohan's expression suddenly became a little strange.

……

……

Ten minutes later, when the pirate ship dangling in the air stopped, drops of cold sweat began to break out on Zhao Xiaohan's face.

"Brother Xiaohan, what's wrong with you?"

"I, I'm fine."

"Then let's go ride the roller coaster."

"..."

Another 10 minutes later, when Zhao Xiaohan got off the roller coaster, his legs were already a little weak, and his face gradually turned pale.

"Brother Xiaohan, why is your face so white?"

"No, it's okay."

"Oh, then let's play the jumping machine!"

"..."

The jumping machine is a game where a group of people sit on it, go up with a swish, and then fall down with a swish, giving people a feeling of jumping off the roof of a high-altitude building. If there are heart patients And students who are seriously afraid of heights, it is better not to play.

As for why he is so cautious about the jumping machine, it is very simple. When Zhao Xiaohan stepped down from the building jumping machine, his face was covered with beads of sweat, and his face was as white as a piece of paper. His belly was rolling non-stop. When Xu Yiyi came to him and was about to speak, unexpectedly, Zhao Xiaohan pushed her away and rushed forward towards the trash can in the distance. rushed over!

"Wow!"

"Wow!"

"Wow wow wow!"

Ten minutes later, when Zhao Xiaohan took a bottle of water and rinsed his mouth, his stomach finally felt better, but the sweat on his forehead still didn't fall off, and his eyes were already red like It was as if the bloodshot was about to explode, his chest was still heaving and he was panting heavily.

For a person with a severe fear of heights, playing on a jumping machine can kill him.

Beside her, looking at Zhao Xiaohan's weak appearance, Xu Yiyi was about to laugh and rolled forward and backward. She never imagined that Zhao Xiaohan, who used to be fearless, would be afraid of heights, and he would be playing After jumping off the building and roller coaster, I vomited in a mess. If it was said, who would believe it?

"Brother Xiaohan, are you feeling better?"

Behind him, Xu Yiyi patted Zhao Xiaohan's back lightly. After hearing Xu Yiyi's words, Zhao Xiaohan gritted his teeth and nodded, heaving a sigh of relief: "It's much better."

"Oh, that's good." Xu Yiyi seemed very satisfied with Zhao Xiaohan's answer, and then she smiled and said softly, "Then, brother Xiaohan, let's go somersaulting?"

"What is somersaulting?" Looking at the wicked smile on Xu Yiyi's face, Zhao Xiaohan instinctively told that it was definitely not a good thing.

"Oh, it's nothing." Xu Yiyi said lightly: "Just sit on it and throw people into the air. It's not high, only about ten meters, and then people do somersaults in the air, and finally fall down again." Come on, as the name suggests, it's just like somersaulting!"

"Hey, brother Xiaohan, what's wrong with you, why are you sweating so much on your face? Are you hot?"