The best ambiguous master

In classrooms.

When the bell rang, there was already silence in the classroom.

However, when Zhao Xiaohan came in and stood on the podium, there was a commotion in the ground.

"Quiet!"

Hearing the noise in the underground, Zhao Xiaohan frowned and slapped his hands. After the underground quieted down, Zhao Xiaohan said softly: "Today, your teacher Xiaoyun is ill, so today's Chinese class, Let me teach you, first of all, let me introduce myself, my surname is Zhao, two words, Xiaohan, you can call me Xiaohan, you can call me Teacher Zhao, I am more satisfied!"

After the words fell, Zhao Xiaohan picked up the chalk and wrote his name on the blackboard in a fluttering manner, without any stage fright. Back then, he was never afraid of facing a gun. Would he be afraid of a group of junior high school students?

"You, are you a teacher?"

When he saw Zhao Xiaohan writing his name on the blackboard, someone from below exclaimed and opened his mouth. When he heard the voice, Zhao Xiaohan saw at a glance that it happened to be the classmate who asked him to borrow cigarettes at the door just now. When Zhao Xiaohan saw the boy, the corner of Zhao Xiaohan's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help laughing: "Don't be nervous, I won't notify your parents."

"That, teacher?"

Just as his voice fell, suddenly, a girl's voice sounded again. When he lowered his head, he saw a girl with a ponytail talking to her. After hearing the voice, Zhao Xiaohan nodded with a smile on his face. Said: "Student, what's the matter?"

"Teacher, you are here for Chinese class, right?"

"correct."

"But, where's your book? I just saw you, you came in empty-handed!"

"Really?" While talking, Zhao Xiaohan lowered his head and looked at the desk, and then coughed, a little embarrassed, he seemed to be in a hurry today, and forgot to bring his textbook, but it doesn't matter, for those who often read As far as he is concerned, he has already practiced the realm of viewing with codes and without codes. What is a mosaic? Do you really think that mosaics can stop his progress?

Wait a minute, Zhao Xiaohan suddenly remembered, it seems that today's discussion is not about coded and uncoded topics, it seems that he came to class today.

"Ahem, actually, I deliberately didn't bring any books here today. I just want to test you, who will discover this problem first? It seems that girls are the most careful." As he spoke, Zhao Xiaohan held his hands behind his back He smiled lightly and said, "Today, I'm here to give you a different class. Are you tired of the days when the stereotyped teacher lectures on the stage and you eat chalk powder down there?"

"Correct!"

When they heard Zhao Xiaohan's words, some people immediately echoed. Of course, more people still didn't understand what was going on!

"It's okay, I know, you guys are tired, bored, and bored, but there's nothing you can do about it." Zhao Xiaohan smiled lightly and continued to say: "Whoever says that you have to be in the classroom when you are in class, whoever says that you have to be in class You just have to listen to the teacher babbling on it. Whoever said that you have to sit there in class, like a fool, you just remember what the teacher says? Go, I will take you to the playground for class today! "

"What? Go to the playground for class?"

"Damn, isn't this teacher just teasing us?"

In an instant, as Zhao Xiaohan said a word, the people below were already in a mess. A group of students, none of them understood what the teacher in front of him meant!

"What are you looking at? Let you go, what are you afraid of?" Looking at the group of people who dare not move, Zhao Xiaohan glared at them angrily and said: "I will take care of it if something happens, just treat this class as a lesson." Physical education class, let's go to the playground to bask in the sun!"

When the voice fell, he was the first to go out. Seeing the teacher leaving, a group of people froze there. In the end, there were still a few students who were eager to try. They couldn't help the curiosity in their hearts, and followed Zhao Xiaohan. After walking out, seeing someone taking the lead, the group of people behind them rushed out without saying a word!

Outside the door, looking at a group of students rushing out of the classroom, Zhao Xiaohan raised the corner of his mouth and revealed a faint smile.

In the distance, in the garden, when they saw Zhao Xiaohan and a group of students walking out of the classroom one after the other, 007 and 009 looked at each other and said a word at the same time: "Brother Han, what are you doing now?" ? Is he going to take the students to join the underworld?"

10 minute later.

When everyone appeared on the playground, Zhao Xiaohan waved his hand gently, smiled and said: "Okay, everyone sit down separately, now, start class!"

While talking, a group of people sat down separately and looked at Zhao Xiaohan curiously, wanting to see what new things this strange young teacher could tell them. Looking at the group of blinking students below, Zhao Xiaohan Xiaohan shook his head and smiled, picked up a cigarette casually, lit it, took a puff, and then said: "No need to look, you have to hold back when you look at it, I smoke, you look, just enjoy the eye addiction!"

"Depend on!"

A group of people raised their middle fingers in contempt, but most of them suddenly felt that this young teacher is really interesting!

"Today, what I'm going to tell you is very simple, but it's not the same as what you read in the textbook. If it's not good, you'll forget it when you go back. If it's good, don't forget to applaud!"

While speaking, Zhao Xiaohan took a deep puff of a cigarette, put on a posture of thinking about life, and started his lecture journey softly: "This section is a Chinese class, but Chinese class does not have to be given You read the things in the textbook, and getting [-] points in the exam doesn’t mean how smart you are, and getting a duck egg doesn’t mean how stupid you are. The test papers are just a group of people who can’t get [-] points. A bunch of people who couldn't score [-]% in the exam."

"To tell you the truth, when I was in junior high school, I only scored a dozen points in math. Look, I'm still giving you a lecture today. So what if you got [-] points in math, don't you still have to listen to my lecture?"

While talking, Zhao Xiaohan simply sat down on the ground, followed by a group of students, and continued: "Of course, I'm not saying that reading is useless, reading is useful, it's very useful, the key is, do you like it Like to read, what kind of books do you like to read, for example, if you like history, if you insist on getting a [-]% in the English test, that’s useless, you can’t even learn Chinese, and you still need to learn bird language Sleeping with an English book, you can't get a hundred points in the exam!"

"In the same way, you all like to read novels, right? The teacher doesn't teach in class, doesn't he take exams? You don't have to memorize them, do you? The problem is, after reading a novel, you remember the plot better than the author. Why? It's very simple, you like it, you don't like it, how do you remember it?"