Prehistoric Dao Zun

"Hurry up and put the sword away, don't scare the child!" Qian'er's eyes flashed countless little stars, looked at the child hiding behind her, gave Zhan Tian a white look, and then began to tease the little guy continuously.

Zhan Tian smiled embarrassingly when he heard Qian'er's words, but immediately put away the sword in his hand.It is indeed not appropriate to hold the Destruction Sword in this situation.

"Little guy, come here." Zhang Chen looked at this little guy who was born with a strange spirit, with a smile on his face.

But the laughing guy became unscrupulous without the threat of the Destruction Sword. Hearing Zhang Chen's call, he immediately ran to Zhang Chen and turned around, and then sat cross-legged on Zhang Chen's shoulder, making Zhang Chen burst into laughter .

"Little guy." Zhang Chen touched the little guy's head, and after the little guy kept rolling his eyes, he smiled at the little guy: "You are the first child born from the birth of a race in the Tianyan world. Are you born good? As for the surname, everyone in Tianyan Realm now only has a Taoist name, so you can take my surname, surname Zhang, first name Tiansheng, how about it?"

"Zhang Tiansheng?" The little guy babbled in a childish voice, then clapped his palms and said, "Okay! Zhang Tiansheng! Hee hee..." Then he left Zhang Chen's shoulder, just floating in midair like this reverberate.

Looking at the little guy, Zhang Chen, Zhan Tian and the others all had smiles on their faces.

This time, Zhang Chen and others can be said to be blessed with three blessings!First subdued the powerful army of Ji Yan, then suppressed all the Yaozu, and now the first real life in the Tianyan world was born, why not make Zhang Chen and others happy?

But after being happy, there are still many troubles that have not been resolved.

Zhang Chen looked at Qian'er who kept teasing the little guy, and waved to Zhan Tian and Mo Tian, ​​and they walked towards the other side.

"Did we always ignore something in the management of Tianyan Realm? We have never considered the situation like today, should we reflect on it?" Zhang Chen said with a random stick in his mouth. Chewing the picked grass, he said to Zhan Tian and Mo Tian behind him.

"That's right, we have indeed forgotten something." Mo Tian pondered for a moment and replied: "Just like today's situation, before the child was born, we didn't even know who this female monk had sex with. relationship, under what circumstances were pregnant, we are ignorant of these, this is the biggest wrong."

"In fact, we did not pay attention to such things, and we did not even tell them what is a relationship between a man and a woman, what is a husband and wife, and how to have children. We did not tell them all of this. What I would like to see, like today, when I asked them who is the father of the child, they all glared at the Yaozu, as if the Yaozu gave them a cuckold."

Hearing Motian's words, Zhang Chen couldn't help poking his lips: "What kind of fucking metaphor is this? Anyway, these innate creatures have to be educated, and they need to know what are eight honors and eight shame, what are five words and four beauties. Anyway, the ideological education we experienced in the previous life must be given to them well. I don't want these innate creatures to zuo'ai under the eyes of everyone without knowing anything, and finally develop into a certain island country in later generations Same."

The corner of Motian's mouth grinned, obviously he was entangled with the island country that Zhang Chen mentioned, and said: "Don't worry, this kind of thing will never happen, if it really happens, I will just find a piece of noodles and hang myself. After taking so many ideological and moral lessons in the previous life, can you still not be able to handle this matter?"

Hearing Mo Tian's words, Zhang Chen and Zhan Tian also smiled. Regarding the education they received in their previous life, although there were some inadequacies in other places, Zhang Chen was full of confidence in brainwashing.

"Let's go, let's find out which bastard is the father of that little guy first, this matter is too crazy, and I don't even know that I have a child..."

As Zhang Chen said, he brought Zhan Tian and Mo Tian to the place where the innate creatures gathered, left the man behind, and then asked the woman to stand on the other side, and set up a silent barrier on the man's side, and then started ask.

For Zhang Chen, a junior brother who has lived for an unknown number of years, it is still a bit uncomfortable for him to say those things in front of so many women.

Then Zhang Chen told the men below what a sexual relationship is, how to have children, what is a husband and wife, and so on, it took half a day to explain clearly.

What Zhang Chen said made the eyes of these originally pure lily-like male animals shine. They all felt the novelty and were eager to try. It really is as black as crows in the world, and there is no good thing for men (-- Am I even scolding myself...).

Then, Zhang Chen asked the male monk who had a relationship with the female monk to stand up and asked him to see his newly born son. He saw a man in the crowd with a big sword shyly walking in front of Zhang Chen. There is no preparation for this sudden situation.

Of course, giving birth to a child is something that other men have never seen before. Immediately, they clamored to see what the child looks like. Zhang Chen also readily agreed to let them see it. , so as not to know what to do in the future.

Immediately, Zhang Chen withdrew the barrier of silence, and led a large group of unmanned animals who had just learned about sexual relations to the place where the little guy was.

Before arriving at the place, there were bursts of noisy voices from afar. Just when Zhang Chen was puzzled, he saw a large group of female monks staring at the little guy with bright eyes, making the little guy feel hairy. Goosebumps fell all over the ground, and the vellus hairs all over the body stood upside down (this...it seems that the child only has hair, and at that time there was no vellus hair...).

Sure enough, no matter how powerful a woman is, she has a natural love for cute things.

Zhang Chen looked at this scene a little speechlessly, and the little guy who saw Zhang Chen ran towards Zhang Chen as if fleeing for his life, and fled behind Zhang Chen like a gust of wind.

All the female monks also saw this scene, and slowly stood still far away from Zhang Chen, but their eyes still kept aiming at the little guy behind Zhang Chen.

Zhang Chen rolled his eyes, handed the little guy to his father, and then asked him to hold the child to see the child's mother, and told him that after he married that woman in the near future, he would bring Zhan Tian to the machine. Go to where Yan is.

But when Zhang Chen and the others had just walked a few steps, they saw a male animal with the highest cultivation among the innate creatures, who had reached the middle stage of quasi-sage, walking towards the most beautiful one among the female monks, and then said: " Hey, how about we go and have a baby like that little guy?"

"Plop!" Zhang Chen and the others, who had no image, staggered and fell to the ground when they heard this guy's words. Even Ji Yan and Qian'er in the distance were stunned for a while.

Is there such a proposal?This guy is really a beast with a mallet, so will the proposer agree to you?

But things are often so strange, this pure female monk's eyes lit up when she heard the words of the male animal, and then said: "Okay, but how do you want to give birth?"

"Plop!" Zhang Chen and the others who had just stood up to watch a joke fell down again speechless—is this okay?When did it become so easy to find a wife?

Seeing the mid-stage quasi-sage male animal carrying the woman away, Zhang Chen and others were stunned. All the remaining male monks rushed to the female monk, and said the same sentence, They left here in pairs, and went back to Tianyan Realm to find a place to create humans.

"I...say..." Gritting his teeth fiercely, Zhan Tian said two words from the end with a ferocious expression, and finally sat down on the ground in a slump—this scene, how could he, who has always been a bachelor, feel so embarrassed?

"Shameful! So shameful! Ahhh..." Mo Tian was also speechless for a while, and then felt helpless at this scene. After roaring a few times, he could only feel powerless for a while.

"It seems that we need to hold a group wedding..." Zhang Chen, who spoke at the end, could only hold back this sentence, the scene in front of him was really the year before—no, this is simply hard to see for countless years to ah!

The same unnutritious words actually caused so many animals to fall into women, making Zhang Chen and the others burst into tears.If women in later generations are also so easy to make love, then are you still worried about the existence of bachelors and "saints"?

This kind of scene continued for a long time, but after all, the ratio of men to women is different, and there are more men than women. When everyone left in pairs, only a group of men who were slow to attack were left in front of Zhang Chen and the others. The animal stood slumped on the spot, regretting that it was too late to start.

But then, whoever said that there are still women on the island, the eyes of all the remaining animals lit up, they stared at each other nervously, and then flew away with their swords in an instant.

That speed was a bit faster than Zhang Chen's full speed, and this scene stunned everyone else.

"I've decided! Ideological and moral construction must be accelerated! Tomorrow, tomorrow, I will let them know why the flowers are so red!" Mo Tian waved his hands and roared at the innate beings who left in the dust.

"Count me in! Damn it, I will practice their practice well, I will practice until they exhaust all their physical strength!" The ferocious look that disappeared on Zhan Tian's face appeared again, almost as if he wanted to eat people .

"Pfft..." A snickering sound suddenly sounded from behind. Zhang Chen and the others looked back, but saw their backs were facing them, and their shoulders were constantly shrugging.

On the other side, Ji Yan's tall steel mech was also shaking silently.

"Okay... I'm really embarrassed..." Zhang Chen and the others looked at each other, and they all noticed the embarrassment of each other.