"Why?" Wei Dazhuang frowned.

Zhang Xiaoye snorted coldly and said, "Why? I'm a village doctor, and the document just came down from above. Without my letter of introduction, the Civil Affairs Bureau won't issue you a marriage certificate."

"Ah?" Wei Dazhuang's face became paralyzed when he heard it, and he managed to squeeze out a smile, "Brother Xiaoye, I'm really healed, I won't lie to you."

Zhang Xiaoye said with a serious face: "Comrade Da Zhuang, this is not a matter of cheating or not, but a matter of principle. Otherwise, you have agreed, then you can prove it to me. If you can really get up, I will admit it." Hello."

"How do you prove it? Handjob?" Wei Dazhuang frowned. Since he recovered, this is also his favorite sport in the dead of night.

"Whatever, as long as you can prove it!" Zhang Xiaoye pulled him into the yard and closed the door, "Hurry up, I don't have time to dawdle with you."

As soon as Wei Dazhuang came in, the rhubarb in the corner jumped up and down, baring his white dog teeth and barking.

"Stop barking, let Comrade Da Zhuang brew it." Zhang Xiaoye yelled at Da Huang, this dog is really human, barked softly, shook its tail, tilted its head and stopped barking.

"It's such a good dog, why don't you fantasize about it as a revealing beauty and masturbate at it." Zhang Xiaoye said.

Wei Dazhuang looked at the big yellow dog. The big yellow dog was tired after barking for so long, and it was stretching out its tongue to dissipate heat.But what a rich imagination is required to imagine such a dog as a beautiful woman.

"This..." Wei Dazhuang looked at the big yellow dog, and the big yellow dog looked at him, one person and one animal, just looking at each other.

Wei Dazhuang rushed to Zhang Xiaoye's house angrily, and Liu Shufen was so happy that she followed secretly to watch a good show.Unexpectedly, after waiting for a long time, there was no movement, even the barking of the big yellow dog disappeared.

"What's the matter? Even the dog doesn't bark anymore? Could it be that he left in a despondent manner with his tail between his legs? A worthless guy!" Liu Shufen was thinking, and seeing no one in front of her, she quietly walked into the alley and touched it.

"If you really want to leave, you have to go this way! Could it be that the two were caught and raped by Da Zhuang, and they killed him without stopping?" Thinking of this, Liu Shufen's heart trembled, and her curiosity drove her to tiptoe. He slipped along the wall and walked over.

Ma Ruolan heard the conversation between Wei Dazhuang and Zhang Xiaoye clearly in the room, and couldn't help but find it funny, thinking that Wei Dazhuang was so stupid that he didn't know he was being tricked.If I really married such an idiot, wouldn't it be bad luck for eight lifetimes? !

"What are you waiting for? Hurry up!" Zhang Xiaoye urged impatiently.

At this time, Liu Shufen slipped to the door, and when she heard Zhang Xiaoye's voice, she was startled, then tilted her head, put her eyes on the crack of the door frame, and peeped inside, and when she saw the two big fleshy lumps on her chest Squeezing tightly against the door panel, her big meatball pushed the door slightly inside without realizing it.

A faint fragrance of women's powder wafted into the yard from outside the door, Zhang Xiaoye cast a sideways glance calmly.The scent is very familiar, without thinking too much, Zhang Xiaoye knew it must be Liu Shufen, that coquettish girl.

Wei Dazhuang took off his trousers, revealing the soft stuff inside. Although it didn't harden, the lump didn't look too small.

"Good boy, doesn't he look bad?!" Liu Shufen's eyes widened, her heart beating wildly.

Zhang Xiaoye's sharp eyes caught a glimpse of the red dots on Wei Dazhuang's face, not many, in the crown area, it looked like a rash, but Zhang Xiaoye was a doctor, so he knew what was going on, it was a disease, and it was a venereal disease!

"Hmph, a coquettish woman and a sullen man, it would be great if these two get together!" Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaoye tilted his head and said, "It doesn't look small, it's big and strong."

"Of course, it will get bigger after a while!" Wei Dazhuang proudly rolled his hands.

This guy's imagination is really rich, and he became hard on rhubarb after a while.

"So big? It's seventeen or eighteen centimeters, right?" Liu Shufen outside swallowed, the bottom was already getting wet.

"Okay, Da Zhuang, it looks really good." Zhang Xiaoye said with a smile, through further observation, he can already preliminarily judge that Wei Dazhuang should be infected with syphilis, but it is an early symptom, and he has not yet developed an ulcer. stage.

"Hey, I didn't lie to you, can I marry Ruolan now?" Wei Dazhuang said, pulling up his pants.

Zhang Xiaoye shook his head and said, "No knot!"

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