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"Hmph, even if you measure it ten times, it's still the same!" In order to convince him, Mu Qing measured it again, "Huh? Why did it grow two centimeters again? No, it must be a wrong measurement!"

Seeing her panicking below, she panicked, her little hands stroked more and more frequently, and Zhang Xiaoye needed such stimulation right now.

"How much?" Zhang Xiaoye let out a breath, and leaned forward slightly, really wanting to poke into her cherry lips.

Mu Qing clenched her hands in displeasure: "Don't move, I'll measure again..."

Zhang Xiaoye nodded and said, "Why don't you squeeze it hard...yes, that's it, move it up and down...very good..."

Mu Qing's small hand moved twice, only to feel that the guy was bigger and stiffer, and stood upright in a daze.

"Why did it suddenly become so big?" Mu Qing hurriedly let go of her hand, looking at the slightly bouncing monster, her little face turned even redder, and took a ruler to measure it again, and it was already twenty centimeters.

"How much?" Seeing her let go of her hand, Zhang Xiaoye leaned his waist forward again, and directly pressed against her soft lips.

"What are you doing?" Mu Qing flashed, only an inch away, even though she didn't touch it, the hot air from her mouth sprayed on it, it was crispy, numb, and refreshing.

Zhang Xiaoye smiled slightly and said, "I didn't do anything, I asked you how much."

Mu Qing snorted coldly, stood up and said, "Twenty centimeters is not at all the eighteen centimeters you said."

Zhang Xiaoye said: "You think those women in our village are so serious about holding a ruler and laying on it like you. They are just visual inspection. If you still don't believe me, go out and ask a woman."

"What do you mean?!" Mu Qing was very angry when he heard his words.

Seeing this, Zhang Xiaoye hurriedly said: "Didn't I say that you are meticulous in your work, the people's police are serious, responsible, and salute!" Then he raised his hand and saluted her with a very standard military salute.

Mu Qing chuckled, and immediately put on a straight face: "You put on your clothes first."

Zhang Xiaoye hesitated and said, "Yes, Chief!"

Take it off quickly, and put it on quickly. After he tidied up, Mu Qing said: "Okay, can you prescribe me medicine now?"

Zhang Xiaoye nodded and said, "I have two methods to cure your dysmenorrhea, one is biological therapy, once you suffer from pain, you will benefit for life; the other is drug therapy, you take medicine all day long, and the pain is unbearable."

Upon hearing this, Mu Qing stared at him without thinking and said, "Isn't this nonsense, of course it's biological therapy. But when you talk about pain once, how painful is it?"

"It hurts, but it's only for a few seconds." Zhang Xiaoye replied.

"Oh, then I should be able to bear it, so give me this biological treatment." Mu Qing said confidently.

Zhang Xiaoye nodded, and said solemnly: "In order to reduce the pain, it is better to lie down for treatment, take off your pants, and lie on the table."

"Ah?" Mu Qing was shocked again.

Zhang Xiaoye said calmly, "What's the matter? Biological therapy is love. Don't you know that a man is a woman's doctor?"

"Go to hell!" Mu Qing was furious when he heard this, "Stop fooling women with these things, I think you have harmed girls a lot, haven't you?"

Zhang Xiaoye was unwilling to hear it, and protested: "Why is this a disaster? You are good at arresting people, but I am better than you at curing diseases. The reason why women have dysmenorrhea is because the secretion of prostaglandins in the endometrium increases. As a result."

"Prostate? Who are you fooling? I'm a woman, isn't that only for men?!" Mu Qing gave him a disdainful look, and she felt more and more that he was a quack.

"Lack of knowledge is terrible!" Zhang Xiaoye explained, "Generally speaking, the female prostate refers to the glands around the female urethra similar to the prostate structure, but about one quarter of women have a real prostate. And for love, It can lead to increased secretion of estrogen in the body, thereby antagonizing the secretion of prostaglandins."

"Hmph, what do you mean? What about the evidence?" Mu Qing didn't admit defeat, she thought he was just bluffing.

Seeing that she was really stubborn, Zhang Xiaoye angrily walked to the desk, opened the drawer, took out a thick encyclopedia of gynecology, and put it on the desk.

"Look for yourself!" Zhang Xiaoye opened the door and said.

Mu Qing glanced at it, but didn't go over to look at it. He snorted coldly and said, "Don't look at it, I'll choose medical treatment."

"Really? Is the drug treatment painful?" Zhang Xiaoye asked with a look of horror.

Seeing his exaggerated expression, Mu Qing was a little scared, and asked stupidly: "What kind of medicine do you want to take? Tell me first."

"The medicine is second, and the introduction of the medicine is the most important." Zhang Xiaoye continued, "You need to boil the medicine with dog whips for this disease, and then stuff the dog whips soaked in the medicine into the affected area. Three courses of treatment, one The course of treatment is five days, a total of [-] days. Within the [-] days, the dog whip must be stuck underneath, of course, it is advisable to start the treatment on the third day after menstruation."

Mu Qing was dumbfounded when she heard the whole thing, she couldn't do it if she stuffed something like a dog for fifteen days.

"Is there no other way?" Mu Qing frowned and asked.

Zhang Xiaoye thought for a while and said, "Yes, there is, but the root cause cannot be eradicated. It's just that when you take medicine, you feel better, and if you don't take medicine, you will commit the crime again."

Mu Qing sighed and asked again: "The drug treatment you said can cure the root cause?"

"Of course!" Zhang Xiaoye was very confident, but immediately shook his head and said, "You are a girl who keeps a dog in her house all day long... This recipe is more suitable for women..."

Mu Qing snorted disapprovingly: "Sometimes you men are not as good as dogs!"

"What are you talking about? I want to sue you on behalf of all the male compatriots!" Zhang Xiaoye said seriously.

Mu Qing didn't put him off at all: "Go, go, grab the medicine for me before you go."

Zhang Xiaoye pretended not to hear, turned around and entered the dispensing room, and closed the door with a bang.

Motherwort three grams, hawthorn two grams, astragalus two grams, donkey-hide gelatin three grams.After writing the prescription, Zhang Xiaoye glanced at the messy things in the room. He wanted to add some condiments to her, but changed his mind. He directly poured some water into a bottle, added some blood mist, and made a red potion.

At this moment, there was a knock on the door, and Mu Qing poked his head in.

"Look at it, idlers are not allowed to enter." Zhang Xiaoye walked up, handed the recipe to her, and said with the bottle, "Let's go, go home and eat."

Mu Qing tilted her head and said, "Your house is in such a mess, why are you treating people?"

"What do you know? Otherwise, you'd be called an evil doctor, and besides, you've saved a lot of people just like that." Zhang Xiaoye said proudly.

Mu Qing curled her lips and murmured: "I... I'll go back directly."

"That won't work. My aunt has done everything at home. If you don't go, I will definitely be punished." Zhang Xiaoye said, holding her little hand, "Let's go."

Mu Qing was held by his big hand, and his body trembled, feeling like an electric current passing by.

Just when the two of them opened the door to go back, a woman ran into Zhang Xiaoye, he felt two huge lumps of softness exploded on his chest, not only that, but also the pungent milky fragrance in the air!

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