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"Sister-in-law Liu, are you really full? I heard that this woman is tall and has a big appetite."

Most women like to inquire about the messy affairs of other people's homes, and most men like to inquire about women's affairs. Since this sister-in-law Liu is a boring woman, then Jiang Shan is naturally not polite. The seam has to be drilled twice.

"Dog, why are you talking about this again? Are you afraid that I will clean you up?" Mrs. Liu gave Jiang Shan a look and said threateningly.

"Sister-in-law Liu, I care about you. This woman can't get enough to eat, but she tends to grow old quickly." Jiang Shan looked serious, as if he was really purely discussing this issue.

Auntie Liu frowned slightly, she did find that there seemed to be some wrinkles on her face, especially when she smiled, it became more obvious.

"What you said is true? I said that I feel a little older in the past two years."

Women are born to love beauty, of course there are some who don't love beauty, but they are very few, so in this respect, regardless of urban women or mountain village women, no one likes to grow old, even many men are afraid of old age.

"So, Big Brother Liu can't feed you enough?" Jiang Shan said with a wicked smile.

Da Liu's sister-in-law immediately understood that she had been tricked, and was told by Jiang Shan's tricks. If it got out that Da Liu's daughter-in-law couldn't get enough to feed every day, she would be so unreasonable.

"Fuck off, my big Liu feeds every day, no one can say I'm not full." Aunt Big Liu blushed and quickly vetoed it.

Jiang Shan curled his mouth and said, "Come on, sister-in-law Liu, I know that your eldest Liu works all day long and is exhausted when he gets home. Even if he wanted to punish you, he would be listless, right? ?”

"How do you know?" Auntie Liu stared in surprise, as if she had been exposed.

Jiang Shan chuckled, how did he know, he was blind, but his blindness is not unfounded, it doesn’t matter whether it’s a man or a woman, after a day of exhaustion, they don’t have the mind to do anything, if they do it forcefully, women may be okay After all, just lie there with your legs apart, and just run some water.

But for men, physical fitness is closely related to that aspect. If the body is too tired, even if it is strong, the thing is half soft and not hard, and I am afraid that it will wheeze and wheeze after a few moves.

Under such circumstances, Mrs. Liu said that she eats the bottom of her mouth every day, and she is still full, so who would believe it?

"Sister-in-law Liu, don't worry about how I know. I care about you. This person has been alive for decades. Excluding before the age of 15 and after the age of 55, the time he can do that is only 40 years, and You women still have something to do every month, three, five, seven days. If you come here, there are five days a month. You have to be popular for two months a year. A year and a half. That is to say, if you do your best, you will have 40 and a half years to be able to do that..." Jiang Shan said incessantly.

Da Liu's daughter-in-law was fooled by the rumors, so she quickly interrupted: "Brother Shanzi, what do you want to say?"

"In 33 and a half years, every day is one day less, one less time is one less time, don't make yourself miserable." Jiang Shan was smiling in his heart, but his face was full of compassion.

Aunt Liu frowned, and asked with some doubts, "Brother Shanzi, what do you mean?"

"If Big Brother Liu can't do it, you can find me..." Jiang Shan made such a big circle, and finally the fox's tail was exposed.

But before Jiang Shan finished speaking, Da Liu's sister-in-law stood up abruptly, and said in a panic: "No, I can't let Da Liu down. Da Liu is devoted to me, and I can't do that immoral thing."

"Sister-in-law Liu, brother Shanzi, what are you two talking about?" At this moment, Jiang Ting came back suddenly, holding a glass bottle in her hand, which was obviously filled with pickles.

Sister-in-law Liu pulled back her hair that was scattered due to excitement, and forced a smile: "It's nothing, that...Your Brother Shanzi said he wanted to marry you."

Jiang Shan smiled. The tone of Aunt Liu's rebuttal to Jiang Shan was flustered, not reprimanded, which meant that Aunt Liu was not angry at Jiang Shan's words.

And sister-in-law Liu made up nonsense to explain to Jiang Ting, there are no more than two reasons, one is that sister-in-law Liu may be afraid that this matter will be spread out, and the other is that although sister-in-law Liu disagrees, Jiang Shan said it in her heart. I was also a little shaken, guilty of being a thief and afraid that people would know.

At this time, Jiang Shan's thoughts were all on Mrs. Liu, ignoring the consequences of Mrs. Liu's casually made up words on Jiang Ting's heart.

"Brother Shanzi, here you go, just eat with pickles." Jiang Ting blushed slightly, walked up to Jiang Shan, and put the bottle of homemade pickles in front of Jiang Shan.

"You haven't eaten yet, sit down and eat together." Jiang Shan handed Jiang Ting a steamed bun and said.

The three of them sat down around the pickles, each eating their own steamed buns, no one said a word, and they seemed to be full of thoughts.

Jiang Ting is back, so Jiang Shan can't talk to Mrs. Liu about that kind of thing anymore, but Jiang Shan is thinking in his heart at this time, how can he get Mrs. Liu, it's a pity to waste such a good figure, although Mrs. Liu The sister-in-law disagreed, but Jiang Shan felt that there was still a chance.

At this time, Jiang Ting's heart was always echoing the words of Mrs. Liu's words, "Your brother Shanzi said he wanted to marry you."

Sister-in-law Liu bit the steamed bun slowly, but she kept thinking about what Jiang Shan said to her.

The countryside is different from the city. There are many things to play and pass the time in the city, so the people in the city can live a more fulfilling life, but what entertainment facilities can there be in a place like this in the countryside, not to mention that this Manshan village doesn’t even have electricity, even Basically, there is no TV to pass the time.

Therefore, the people in Manshan Village basically go to bed after dark, and the only thing that can be happy is the little thing that the two of them agitated under the covers at night.If there is no such thing, or if this kind of thing is not satisfied, for the people in Manshan Village, the most basic fun will be lost.

No one had said these things to Sister-in-law Liu before, so I didn't think it was a big deal, but now Jiang Shan's words touched the heart of Sister-in-law Liu.