Countryside stunning
Chapter 36
Jiang Shan was completely lost his temper by Kan Ion. Is this old man insane? The mood changes are too big, and he is startled.
Just now Kan Ion looked very scared and made excuses for his timidity, but suddenly he changed into this look again, which made Jiang Shan a little baffled.
But before Jiang Shan asked, Kan Ion said proactively: "Boy, is there a ghost in the Shashui River? Are you kidding me?"
"I'm not kidding, really, there is a female ghost..."
Before Jiang Shan finished speaking, he was interrupted by Kan Ion again with disdain: "Fuck! Do you know what 'sha' is? Sha, the yin energy of the four seasons, is extremely vicious and can travel around the world. , building camps, and relocating. Those who accidentally attack the offender will suffer harm to their descendants and six animals. Even the Daluo Jinxian would not be contaminated with 'sha', how dare a small ghost enter the Shashui River? Stop talking nonsense."
Jiang Shan frowned, he didn't understand what was wrong, but he knew that Kan Ion would not lie to him, so he told what happened to him in doubt, but Kan Ion gave him a big roll of his eyes.
"Are you serious about dreaming? The Shashui River is contaminated with Sha, and its water is yin and evil. It naturally disturbs people's minds and minds. It is not surprising to have hallucinations."
Hallucination?Jiang Shan thought for a while, the first time he saw the tree roots as human hands, the second time it was a dream, could it really be an illusion? .
"No, master, I woke up after that, how can I explain the laughter I heard?" Jiang Shan felt that he was still hitting a ghost.
Kan ion let out a breath, lay down on the straw again, and said lazily: "I don't know, maybe you heard it wrong."
Did you hear me wrong?Jiang Shan didn't think so, because the first time he met Shen Yumei, he seemed to have heard laughter too, but this time he heard laughter again, is it such a coincidence?No, it must be a ghost.
Jiang Shan thought about it, and suddenly stared at him, and suddenly realized: "No, Master, the Shashui River is so powerful, so why do you still let me take a bath? And give me the fish from the Shashui River? You are not hurting me ?"
"Bah, bah, bah! You are a dog biting Lu Dongbin. You ordered peach blossoms to offend, but because of the bright Xianchi Palace, you offended peach blossoms. Xianchi, do you know where it is? It is the place where the queen mother and maidservants bathe. You Committing peach blossoms in this kind of place is violating the rules of heaven, and it will be life and death. And the Shashui River is contaminated with Sha and becomes Sha water, but it is not really Sha, which can just pollute your salty pond. It's to save you, you know what a fart. Don't bother me, I'm going to sleep." Kan ion yelled angrily, and fell asleep sullenly.
Use evil water to pollute the salty pond?Queen Mother?Damn, why don't you say you are the Supreme Lord?Jiang Shan pointed a middle finger at Kan Ion's back, then leaned on the statue, and fell asleep in a daze.
In the early morning of the next day, Jiang Shan was woken up by Kan Ion, half asleep and half awake, went to the mountain to breathe and breathe. After the sun rose, Jiang Shan returned to the Taoist temple to eat a shashui fish, and then walked directly towards the farmland.
When he arrived at the farmland, Jiang Shan didn't expect that Jiang Ting was already there and started working.
"Tingting, why are you here so early?" Jiang Shan said as he walked towards Jiang Ting.
Jiang Ting stopped what she was doing, turned her head and wiped the sweat from her forehead with her sleeve, and said with a smile, "Brother Shanzi, you are here. I saw you were so anxious yesterday, so I came to work earlier."
Jiang Shan's heart warmed up. From Jiang Ting's casual words, Jiang Shan felt a lot of affection.
"Silly girl, it doesn't have to be so early. Come on, sit down and let's talk, and we can do it when the two of them come." Jiang Shan took the shovel from Jiang Ting's hand, and then pulled Jiang Ting to sit on the ground.
Jiang Ting blushed, lowered her head slightly, and rubbed her hands together, looking very nervous.
"Tingting, have you ever seen a ghost?" Jiang Shan originally wanted to chat with Jiang Ting, but for some reason, this question suddenly came to his mind.
"Ghost? I've never seen it before. What kind of ghost is it?" Jiang Ting pouted and shook her head, asking curiously.
"It's just that the stomach is rotten, the intestines have flowed out, the eyeballs are drooping on the face, and half of the face is full of bones..." Jiang Shan even said with gestures, very serious.
But before Jiang Shan finished speaking, Jiang Ting suddenly threw herself into Jiang Shan's arms, her body still trembling, and said, "Brother Shanzi, don't scare me, I'm afraid."
Jiang Shan was taken aback for a moment, just to say, what is there to be afraid of, but such a good thing as a beautiful woman throws himself into his arms, this kind of good thing still makes Jiang Shan feel a little dark, no wonder everyone said that they want to have a girlfriend, so they take him to watch a horror movie, so it can be like this.
Jiang Shan gently stroked Jiang Ting's back with one hand, and said with a smile: "Silly girl, what are you afraid of in broad daylight, ghosts only come out at night, when you sleep tonight, close the windows, ghosts like it He climbed in through the window while he was asleep."
"Brother Shanzi, don't talk about it, I'm really scared. I don't dare to sleep alone at night." Jiang Ting actually knew that Jiang Shan was trying to scare her on purpose, but she didn't know why, she was still very scared, especially Thinking of what Jiang Shan said, she even trembled.
Seeing Jiang Ting trembling, Jiang Shan couldn't bear it, but this was exactly what he wanted.
"Don't be afraid, I'll accompany you tonight, and ghosts won't dare to come when we're together." Jiang Shan looked very secure on the surface, but in fact he was also a ghost, and he was still colored.
"Yo! These young couples don't know how to avoid people in broad daylight, so they just hugged each other like this?" At this moment, Auntie Liu's voice suddenly came.
Jiang Ting stood up quickly, a little shy and a little overwhelmed.
Jiang Shan smiled slightly and said, "Sister-in-law Liu, have you eaten yet?"
"I've eaten, how can I work hard if I don't eat." Sister-in-law Liu walked in front of the two of them while talking.
Jiang Shan suddenly showed a strange smile, and said, "Then Mrs. Liu, are you 'full'?"
The expression on Auntie Liu's face froze. Of course she understood what Jiang Shan was implying. Jiang Shan had just talked with her about this issue yesterday.
"What? If I'm not 'full', do you have anything to eat here?" Aunt Liu asked calmly.
Just now Kan Ion looked very scared and made excuses for his timidity, but suddenly he changed into this look again, which made Jiang Shan a little baffled.
But before Jiang Shan asked, Kan Ion said proactively: "Boy, is there a ghost in the Shashui River? Are you kidding me?"
"I'm not kidding, really, there is a female ghost..."
Before Jiang Shan finished speaking, he was interrupted by Kan Ion again with disdain: "Fuck! Do you know what 'sha' is? Sha, the yin energy of the four seasons, is extremely vicious and can travel around the world. , building camps, and relocating. Those who accidentally attack the offender will suffer harm to their descendants and six animals. Even the Daluo Jinxian would not be contaminated with 'sha', how dare a small ghost enter the Shashui River? Stop talking nonsense."
Jiang Shan frowned, he didn't understand what was wrong, but he knew that Kan Ion would not lie to him, so he told what happened to him in doubt, but Kan Ion gave him a big roll of his eyes.
"Are you serious about dreaming? The Shashui River is contaminated with Sha, and its water is yin and evil. It naturally disturbs people's minds and minds. It is not surprising to have hallucinations."
Hallucination?Jiang Shan thought for a while, the first time he saw the tree roots as human hands, the second time it was a dream, could it really be an illusion? .
"No, master, I woke up after that, how can I explain the laughter I heard?" Jiang Shan felt that he was still hitting a ghost.
Kan ion let out a breath, lay down on the straw again, and said lazily: "I don't know, maybe you heard it wrong."
Did you hear me wrong?Jiang Shan didn't think so, because the first time he met Shen Yumei, he seemed to have heard laughter too, but this time he heard laughter again, is it such a coincidence?No, it must be a ghost.
Jiang Shan thought about it, and suddenly stared at him, and suddenly realized: "No, Master, the Shashui River is so powerful, so why do you still let me take a bath? And give me the fish from the Shashui River? You are not hurting me ?"
"Bah, bah, bah! You are a dog biting Lu Dongbin. You ordered peach blossoms to offend, but because of the bright Xianchi Palace, you offended peach blossoms. Xianchi, do you know where it is? It is the place where the queen mother and maidservants bathe. You Committing peach blossoms in this kind of place is violating the rules of heaven, and it will be life and death. And the Shashui River is contaminated with Sha and becomes Sha water, but it is not really Sha, which can just pollute your salty pond. It's to save you, you know what a fart. Don't bother me, I'm going to sleep." Kan ion yelled angrily, and fell asleep sullenly.
Use evil water to pollute the salty pond?Queen Mother?Damn, why don't you say you are the Supreme Lord?Jiang Shan pointed a middle finger at Kan Ion's back, then leaned on the statue, and fell asleep in a daze.
In the early morning of the next day, Jiang Shan was woken up by Kan Ion, half asleep and half awake, went to the mountain to breathe and breathe. After the sun rose, Jiang Shan returned to the Taoist temple to eat a shashui fish, and then walked directly towards the farmland.
When he arrived at the farmland, Jiang Shan didn't expect that Jiang Ting was already there and started working.
"Tingting, why are you here so early?" Jiang Shan said as he walked towards Jiang Ting.
Jiang Ting stopped what she was doing, turned her head and wiped the sweat from her forehead with her sleeve, and said with a smile, "Brother Shanzi, you are here. I saw you were so anxious yesterday, so I came to work earlier."
Jiang Shan's heart warmed up. From Jiang Ting's casual words, Jiang Shan felt a lot of affection.
"Silly girl, it doesn't have to be so early. Come on, sit down and let's talk, and we can do it when the two of them come." Jiang Shan took the shovel from Jiang Ting's hand, and then pulled Jiang Ting to sit on the ground.
Jiang Ting blushed, lowered her head slightly, and rubbed her hands together, looking very nervous.
"Tingting, have you ever seen a ghost?" Jiang Shan originally wanted to chat with Jiang Ting, but for some reason, this question suddenly came to his mind.
"Ghost? I've never seen it before. What kind of ghost is it?" Jiang Ting pouted and shook her head, asking curiously.
"It's just that the stomach is rotten, the intestines have flowed out, the eyeballs are drooping on the face, and half of the face is full of bones..." Jiang Shan even said with gestures, very serious.
But before Jiang Shan finished speaking, Jiang Ting suddenly threw herself into Jiang Shan's arms, her body still trembling, and said, "Brother Shanzi, don't scare me, I'm afraid."
Jiang Shan was taken aback for a moment, just to say, what is there to be afraid of, but such a good thing as a beautiful woman throws himself into his arms, this kind of good thing still makes Jiang Shan feel a little dark, no wonder everyone said that they want to have a girlfriend, so they take him to watch a horror movie, so it can be like this.
Jiang Shan gently stroked Jiang Ting's back with one hand, and said with a smile: "Silly girl, what are you afraid of in broad daylight, ghosts only come out at night, when you sleep tonight, close the windows, ghosts like it He climbed in through the window while he was asleep."
"Brother Shanzi, don't talk about it, I'm really scared. I don't dare to sleep alone at night." Jiang Ting actually knew that Jiang Shan was trying to scare her on purpose, but she didn't know why, she was still very scared, especially Thinking of what Jiang Shan said, she even trembled.
Seeing Jiang Ting trembling, Jiang Shan couldn't bear it, but this was exactly what he wanted.
"Don't be afraid, I'll accompany you tonight, and ghosts won't dare to come when we're together." Jiang Shan looked very secure on the surface, but in fact he was also a ghost, and he was still colored.
"Yo! These young couples don't know how to avoid people in broad daylight, so they just hugged each other like this?" At this moment, Auntie Liu's voice suddenly came.
Jiang Ting stood up quickly, a little shy and a little overwhelmed.
Jiang Shan smiled slightly and said, "Sister-in-law Liu, have you eaten yet?"
"I've eaten, how can I work hard if I don't eat." Sister-in-law Liu walked in front of the two of them while talking.
Jiang Shan suddenly showed a strange smile, and said, "Then Mrs. Liu, are you 'full'?"
The expression on Auntie Liu's face froze. Of course she understood what Jiang Shan was implying. Jiang Shan had just talked with her about this issue yesterday.
"What? If I'm not 'full', do you have anything to eat here?" Aunt Liu asked calmly.
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