The military commander's forensic wife
535 Literal and tongue-in-cheek, male master
535 Literal and tongue-in-cheek, male master
"Guess." He Liuyang smiled complacently.
Qin Ting glared angrily, "He Liuyang, tell me the truth, where did you come in from?" She was absolutely sure that He Liuyang didn't come in through the door.
"At the door, you just came in, you just didn't see it." He Liuyang said, and quickly took a bite of the freshly prepared pork ribs.
"Lie," Qin Ting took the ribs away, and continued to glare, "I've been looking at the door, you can't come in through the door."
"If not by the door, where else can I go?" He Liuyang said with a smile.
"He Liuyang!"
"eat first."
He Liuyang took the ribs over and sat down to prepare for dinner.
Qin Ting was about to say a few more words, and threatened that she would not be given food if she didn't say anything, when the doorbell suddenly rang.
Qin Ting was stunned, who would be there at this time?
She just moved here, no one should know about it.
He Liuyang also stopped to eat, and said with a serious expression: "I'll drive."
"Wait, I'm going. This is my home."
"Careful, I'm behind you."
"Ah."
Qin Ting looked outside through the cat's eyes, but she didn't see anyone. She opened the door cautiously.
As soon as the door opened a crack, a voice came through excitedly.
"it's me!"
Qin Ting was startled by Ye Caiman's voice. After seeing the other person clearly, she rolled her eyes and said, "How do you know I live here?"
He Liuyang was also unhappy, "What are you doing here?"
Lin Sanhai ran out panting, and said, "Boss, he..."
"You can't stop him, go down."
Lin Sanhai gave Ye Caiman a vicious look before turning around and going down.
Ye Caiman held the door and said with a smile to Qin Ting: "I have my own tricks, of course I know. Qin Ting~ I'm so busy these days, many people died recently, I didn't eat in the morning or at noon , you don't mind if I eat alone?"
"Mind." He Liuyang blocked the door, and answered before Qin Ting could answer.
Ye Caiman glanced at He Liuyang, turned to face Qin Ting, and said with a smile: "Tingting, if you haven't cooked yet, let's go to the snack street last time to eat together? There is a noodle shop there that is also very good. good."
snack block?
He Liuyang frowned and turned his head: "What snack street?"
Qin Ting raised her forehead, this Ye Caiman who is afraid of chaos in the world!
"that is……"
Before Ye Caiman could finish speaking, Qin Ting had already pulled He Liuyang away, let out the door and said, "Eat first."
Ye Caiman smiled and entered the house successfully.
"What snack street?"
"I'll talk about it later. Eat first." Qin Ting changed the subject.
Seeing Ye Caiman sitting down, He Liuyang looked at him threateningly, but it was a pity that Ye Caiman pretended not to see, and sat at the dining table by himself, waiting for Qin Ting to prepare an extra set of bowls and chopsticks.
"Wow, there are ribs and braised pork!" Ye Caiman picked up his chopsticks and picked them up.
It is "unfortunately" that He Liuyang and Ye Caiman are caught in the same piece every time.
Qin Ting: "..."
Ye Cai didn't eat ribs for a long time, and looked at Qin Ting aggrievedly and said, "Tingting, someone bullied me."
He Liuyang said coldly: "Ye Caiman, speak well, or go out! Also, don't shout at Qin Ting!"
"Tingting~"
"go out!"
"Tingting~"
Qin Ting could hear goosebumps, seeing that He Liuyang's face was so dark that it couldn't be darker, Qin Ting quickly stretched out a piece of pork ribs for He Liuyang, and then put a piece of braised pork for Ye Caiman, and said softly: " Eat well and don't get angry, or it will be bad for your health."
Ye Caiman glanced at the braised pork in the bowl, picked up the chopsticks, and obediently bowed his head to eat.
Although he thinks ribs are better, he still has to give his sister face.Besides, it's my brother-in-law, so I can't be too fussy - Ye Caiman comforted himself like this.
"Eat." Qin Ting said to He Liuyang.
But He Liuyang looked at Ye Cai's bowl full of braised pork, and was very dissatisfied, so he didn't move his chopsticks.
"Come on, eat more." Qin Ting was very conscious, and smiled and gave He Liuyang another piece of braised pork.
Only then did He Liuyang "reluctantly" eat it.
Finally started to eat, but after a meal, such a scene of sharing food with each other happened several times.Qin Ting drew a profound lesson from this: never, never let these two eat together again in the future!
Ye Caiman is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, and He Liuyang is just turning around with jealousy!
These two people are really like children, they don't grow up at all!
After eating enough, Ye Caiman leaned on the sofa to rest his stomach, while He Liuyang sat opposite him, leaning his feet on the table, acting as if I was the host of the house, showing no weakness at all.Qin Ting consciously cleaned up the dishes, not wanting to participate in the war between the two men at all.
"I've eaten the meal, why don't you leave?" He Liuyang looked at Ye Caiman and opened his mouth first.
Ye Caiman was feeling comfortable, half-closed his eyes and said, "Rest for a while before leaving."
"There is no one in the Du family right now, shouldn't you be very busy?" Du Xichun and Mr. Du were not there, and Du's father went to other provinces and cities to perform missions. Now Ye Caiman is alone in the capital of the Du family.It's an opportunity to do something.
Of course, He Liuyang didn't kindly remind Ye Caiman of this point, he just wanted this eye-catching Ye Caiman to get out of here.
Of course Ye Caiman also knew that He Liuyang was not so kind, although this was part of their plan.
He looked at He Liuyang, smiled with a cute baby face on his face, and said, "No matter how busy you are, you have to find time to rest. Besides, there is only one person at home, and I am afraid to stay here. It is very good here, and I like it." The last three words, Ye Caiman definitely added it on purpose.
He Liuyang snorted coldly: "You will only be afraid if you do too many bad things."
Ye Caiman started, and immediately choked back and said, "No matter how many things you have done, you can't compare to you, He Liuyang. In the eyes of others, you are the ruthless Colonel He with great military exploits; but I am the one everyone loves." , kind-hearted Doctor Ye."
Ye Caiman is very satisfied with his harmless image of humans and animals, and feels that he can maintain it for a long time.
"A kind-hearted person will not take pleasure in guessing the psychology of criminals," He Liuyang retorted, "I think you are not a kind-hearted person, but a psychopath."
"He Liuyang, do you know that a psychopath is the biggest insult to a psychologist!"
"I know. I'm just worried that you don't know."
He Liuyang's words can definitely block Ye Caiman to death.
Ye Caiman: "..."
When Qin Ting came out after washing the dishes, she felt a headache when she heard such a conversation.
This He Liuyang, doesn't choke Ye to feel uncomfortable, doesn't he?
Ye Caiman's psychological quality can be said to be excellent, ordinary blows can't hurt him at all, and can't touch his critical point, except for one thing: he can't accept others' attacks on his profession.
As long as his profession is attacked, he can immediately throw away all his cultivation and knowledge, turn into an ordinary person full of loopholes, and then follow all kinds of anger.
——This is probably the weakness of every professional.
No matter how good your mental quality is, you cannot accept unscientific attacks on your major by others.
"You are the psychopath!"
"It doesn't matter if I am, the most important thing is whether you are."
"I'm not!"
"I think so." He Liuyang retorted calmly and effortlessly.
Ye Caiman stood up and said seriously, "Do you know what a psychopath is? Strictly speaking, it's not a curse word. It's misused by the people and caused a misunderstanding."
"So when I say you're a psychopath, I'm not scolding you. I see."
Ye Caiman: "..."
Yep, lost again.
Qin Ting really couldn't stand it anymore, if it went on like this, she really suspected that Ye Caiman would leave a psychological shadow, or suffer from "He Liuyang Syndrome".
"He Liuyang, come and do me a favor." Qin Ting called out to rescue Ye Caiman.
He Liuyang glanced at Qin Ting, although he was dissatisfied, he still stood up to help.
"What help?"
As soon as He Liuyang entered the bedroom, Qin Ting immediately gritted her teeth and said in a low voice: "Can't you get along with Ye Caiman?" These two people obviously have no enmity, and they seem to get along well when they are doing things, and they start to separate as soon as they leave their official business. The wrong kind.
"reason."
Seeing his lofty, noble and glamorous appearance, Qin Ting deliberately said in a "natural" tone: "Of course it's because you are the master of this house. There is no reason for the master and the guest to be angry!" That's right, that's right. Such a tone!
He Liuyang smiled, "I'm the host?"
"Yes, isn't it?" Qin Ting's eyes were full of doubts.
"You're right." He was originally the host.
Qin Ting nodded inwardly and sighed at the same time: He Liuyang's weakness is also very obvious.
She coaxed, and said in a negotiating tone: "So...can you give in to Dr. Ye a little bit? Treat it as the host's hospitality?"
He Liuyang thought for a while, then nodded with a "gift" attitude.
Seeing him nodding, Qin Ting wanted to applaud him with tears in her eyes, but she managed to control it in the end.
Ye Caiman was wondering why the two of them were locked in the room, when he saw He Liuyang open the door and come out with a faint smile on his face that he didn't have before.
"What are you doing?" Seeing that He Liuyang sat down and began to wash the cups, Ye Caiman was a little puzzled.
He Liuyang said: "Drink tea."
"And me?"
He Liuyang put a cup in front of Ye Caiman, smiled kindly and said, "To be precise, I invite you."
Seeing his appearance, Ye Caiman felt goosebumps all over his body. He shrank back and said, "He Liuyang, do you want to poison the teacup? Let me tell you, in today's society, it is against the law to do so!"
"Really?" He Liuyang put the tea in front of Ye Caiman, "Drink it."
Ye Caiman looked at the cup of tea, then at He Liuyang's smile, finally stood up, and shouted to Qin Ting who was in the bedroom: "Qin Ting, I have to go back beforehand, 88~" After finishing speaking, Ye Caiman's head was not clear. walked back.
When Qin Ting heard that Ye Caiman was about to leave, she hurried out to ask He Liuyang, gritted her teeth and said, "What did you do again?"
He Liuyang smiled and said: "I just invited him to drink tea, he left by himself." He already knew how to get rid of this surname Ye in the future.
"Guess." He Liuyang smiled complacently.
Qin Ting glared angrily, "He Liuyang, tell me the truth, where did you come in from?" She was absolutely sure that He Liuyang didn't come in through the door.
"At the door, you just came in, you just didn't see it." He Liuyang said, and quickly took a bite of the freshly prepared pork ribs.
"Lie," Qin Ting took the ribs away, and continued to glare, "I've been looking at the door, you can't come in through the door."
"If not by the door, where else can I go?" He Liuyang said with a smile.
"He Liuyang!"
"eat first."
He Liuyang took the ribs over and sat down to prepare for dinner.
Qin Ting was about to say a few more words, and threatened that she would not be given food if she didn't say anything, when the doorbell suddenly rang.
Qin Ting was stunned, who would be there at this time?
She just moved here, no one should know about it.
He Liuyang also stopped to eat, and said with a serious expression: "I'll drive."
"Wait, I'm going. This is my home."
"Careful, I'm behind you."
"Ah."
Qin Ting looked outside through the cat's eyes, but she didn't see anyone. She opened the door cautiously.
As soon as the door opened a crack, a voice came through excitedly.
"it's me!"
Qin Ting was startled by Ye Caiman's voice. After seeing the other person clearly, she rolled her eyes and said, "How do you know I live here?"
He Liuyang was also unhappy, "What are you doing here?"
Lin Sanhai ran out panting, and said, "Boss, he..."
"You can't stop him, go down."
Lin Sanhai gave Ye Caiman a vicious look before turning around and going down.
Ye Caiman held the door and said with a smile to Qin Ting: "I have my own tricks, of course I know. Qin Ting~ I'm so busy these days, many people died recently, I didn't eat in the morning or at noon , you don't mind if I eat alone?"
"Mind." He Liuyang blocked the door, and answered before Qin Ting could answer.
Ye Caiman glanced at He Liuyang, turned to face Qin Ting, and said with a smile: "Tingting, if you haven't cooked yet, let's go to the snack street last time to eat together? There is a noodle shop there that is also very good. good."
snack block?
He Liuyang frowned and turned his head: "What snack street?"
Qin Ting raised her forehead, this Ye Caiman who is afraid of chaos in the world!
"that is……"
Before Ye Caiman could finish speaking, Qin Ting had already pulled He Liuyang away, let out the door and said, "Eat first."
Ye Caiman smiled and entered the house successfully.
"What snack street?"
"I'll talk about it later. Eat first." Qin Ting changed the subject.
Seeing Ye Caiman sitting down, He Liuyang looked at him threateningly, but it was a pity that Ye Caiman pretended not to see, and sat at the dining table by himself, waiting for Qin Ting to prepare an extra set of bowls and chopsticks.
"Wow, there are ribs and braised pork!" Ye Caiman picked up his chopsticks and picked them up.
It is "unfortunately" that He Liuyang and Ye Caiman are caught in the same piece every time.
Qin Ting: "..."
Ye Cai didn't eat ribs for a long time, and looked at Qin Ting aggrievedly and said, "Tingting, someone bullied me."
He Liuyang said coldly: "Ye Caiman, speak well, or go out! Also, don't shout at Qin Ting!"
"Tingting~"
"go out!"
"Tingting~"
Qin Ting could hear goosebumps, seeing that He Liuyang's face was so dark that it couldn't be darker, Qin Ting quickly stretched out a piece of pork ribs for He Liuyang, and then put a piece of braised pork for Ye Caiman, and said softly: " Eat well and don't get angry, or it will be bad for your health."
Ye Caiman glanced at the braised pork in the bowl, picked up the chopsticks, and obediently bowed his head to eat.
Although he thinks ribs are better, he still has to give his sister face.Besides, it's my brother-in-law, so I can't be too fussy - Ye Caiman comforted himself like this.
"Eat." Qin Ting said to He Liuyang.
But He Liuyang looked at Ye Cai's bowl full of braised pork, and was very dissatisfied, so he didn't move his chopsticks.
"Come on, eat more." Qin Ting was very conscious, and smiled and gave He Liuyang another piece of braised pork.
Only then did He Liuyang "reluctantly" eat it.
Finally started to eat, but after a meal, such a scene of sharing food with each other happened several times.Qin Ting drew a profound lesson from this: never, never let these two eat together again in the future!
Ye Caiman is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, and He Liuyang is just turning around with jealousy!
These two people are really like children, they don't grow up at all!
After eating enough, Ye Caiman leaned on the sofa to rest his stomach, while He Liuyang sat opposite him, leaning his feet on the table, acting as if I was the host of the house, showing no weakness at all.Qin Ting consciously cleaned up the dishes, not wanting to participate in the war between the two men at all.
"I've eaten the meal, why don't you leave?" He Liuyang looked at Ye Caiman and opened his mouth first.
Ye Caiman was feeling comfortable, half-closed his eyes and said, "Rest for a while before leaving."
"There is no one in the Du family right now, shouldn't you be very busy?" Du Xichun and Mr. Du were not there, and Du's father went to other provinces and cities to perform missions. Now Ye Caiman is alone in the capital of the Du family.It's an opportunity to do something.
Of course, He Liuyang didn't kindly remind Ye Caiman of this point, he just wanted this eye-catching Ye Caiman to get out of here.
Of course Ye Caiman also knew that He Liuyang was not so kind, although this was part of their plan.
He looked at He Liuyang, smiled with a cute baby face on his face, and said, "No matter how busy you are, you have to find time to rest. Besides, there is only one person at home, and I am afraid to stay here. It is very good here, and I like it." The last three words, Ye Caiman definitely added it on purpose.
He Liuyang snorted coldly: "You will only be afraid if you do too many bad things."
Ye Caiman started, and immediately choked back and said, "No matter how many things you have done, you can't compare to you, He Liuyang. In the eyes of others, you are the ruthless Colonel He with great military exploits; but I am the one everyone loves." , kind-hearted Doctor Ye."
Ye Caiman is very satisfied with his harmless image of humans and animals, and feels that he can maintain it for a long time.
"A kind-hearted person will not take pleasure in guessing the psychology of criminals," He Liuyang retorted, "I think you are not a kind-hearted person, but a psychopath."
"He Liuyang, do you know that a psychopath is the biggest insult to a psychologist!"
"I know. I'm just worried that you don't know."
He Liuyang's words can definitely block Ye Caiman to death.
Ye Caiman: "..."
When Qin Ting came out after washing the dishes, she felt a headache when she heard such a conversation.
This He Liuyang, doesn't choke Ye to feel uncomfortable, doesn't he?
Ye Caiman's psychological quality can be said to be excellent, ordinary blows can't hurt him at all, and can't touch his critical point, except for one thing: he can't accept others' attacks on his profession.
As long as his profession is attacked, he can immediately throw away all his cultivation and knowledge, turn into an ordinary person full of loopholes, and then follow all kinds of anger.
——This is probably the weakness of every professional.
No matter how good your mental quality is, you cannot accept unscientific attacks on your major by others.
"You are the psychopath!"
"It doesn't matter if I am, the most important thing is whether you are."
"I'm not!"
"I think so." He Liuyang retorted calmly and effortlessly.
Ye Caiman stood up and said seriously, "Do you know what a psychopath is? Strictly speaking, it's not a curse word. It's misused by the people and caused a misunderstanding."
"So when I say you're a psychopath, I'm not scolding you. I see."
Ye Caiman: "..."
Yep, lost again.
Qin Ting really couldn't stand it anymore, if it went on like this, she really suspected that Ye Caiman would leave a psychological shadow, or suffer from "He Liuyang Syndrome".
"He Liuyang, come and do me a favor." Qin Ting called out to rescue Ye Caiman.
He Liuyang glanced at Qin Ting, although he was dissatisfied, he still stood up to help.
"What help?"
As soon as He Liuyang entered the bedroom, Qin Ting immediately gritted her teeth and said in a low voice: "Can't you get along with Ye Caiman?" These two people obviously have no enmity, and they seem to get along well when they are doing things, and they start to separate as soon as they leave their official business. The wrong kind.
"reason."
Seeing his lofty, noble and glamorous appearance, Qin Ting deliberately said in a "natural" tone: "Of course it's because you are the master of this house. There is no reason for the master and the guest to be angry!" That's right, that's right. Such a tone!
He Liuyang smiled, "I'm the host?"
"Yes, isn't it?" Qin Ting's eyes were full of doubts.
"You're right." He was originally the host.
Qin Ting nodded inwardly and sighed at the same time: He Liuyang's weakness is also very obvious.
She coaxed, and said in a negotiating tone: "So...can you give in to Dr. Ye a little bit? Treat it as the host's hospitality?"
He Liuyang thought for a while, then nodded with a "gift" attitude.
Seeing him nodding, Qin Ting wanted to applaud him with tears in her eyes, but she managed to control it in the end.
Ye Caiman was wondering why the two of them were locked in the room, when he saw He Liuyang open the door and come out with a faint smile on his face that he didn't have before.
"What are you doing?" Seeing that He Liuyang sat down and began to wash the cups, Ye Caiman was a little puzzled.
He Liuyang said: "Drink tea."
"And me?"
He Liuyang put a cup in front of Ye Caiman, smiled kindly and said, "To be precise, I invite you."
Seeing his appearance, Ye Caiman felt goosebumps all over his body. He shrank back and said, "He Liuyang, do you want to poison the teacup? Let me tell you, in today's society, it is against the law to do so!"
"Really?" He Liuyang put the tea in front of Ye Caiman, "Drink it."
Ye Caiman looked at the cup of tea, then at He Liuyang's smile, finally stood up, and shouted to Qin Ting who was in the bedroom: "Qin Ting, I have to go back beforehand, 88~" After finishing speaking, Ye Caiman's head was not clear. walked back.
When Qin Ting heard that Ye Caiman was about to leave, she hurried out to ask He Liuyang, gritted her teeth and said, "What did you do again?"
He Liuyang smiled and said: "I just invited him to drink tea, he left by himself." He already knew how to get rid of this surname Ye in the future.
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