Guards lottery

Zhuyan Pill has such a heaven-defying effect, what kind of cosmetics will I use in the future?Those lotions, masks, this cleanser, that morning and night cream, all go to hell!

Therefore, the eyes of all female stars shine!this……

Nima, for this low-grade Zhuyan Dan, all the beauties have to compete for the "Lan Zhi Tian Lai Song Award" no matter what!

"Hehe, that's the reason why my wives have such good skin! Of course, they are also naturally beautiful! Hehe, but men may not be the most interested in this Zhuyan Pill. Then, I can give him a set of martial arts cheats , and help it rush to the innate realm! You know, when human beings reach the innate realm, their lifespan will increase by one Jiazi. That is to say, they can live to about 160 years old." Zhang Lan laughed.

"This……"

Now it's the male singers' turn to fall into dementia... Not only ordinary singers, but even godfather-level musicians like Li Zongsheng have the urge to challenge for the "Lan Zhi Tian Lai Song Award" in their hearts!

Nima, just like the famous Chinese singer Han Lei once sang, "I really want to live another 500 years!"

The world is so beautiful, who wouldn't want to live a few decades longer?Besides, you can kill two birds with one stone and become a hero!

For the sake of innateness, for the longevity of that sixty-year-old, go! ...

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Since Zhang Lan added the reward of the "Lan Zhi Tian Lai Song Award", the meaning of this banquet has been sublimated in a straight line.

People finally realized that singing was just Zhang Lan's hobby, or that he occasionally used it to pick up girls.They are speechless, people are more angry than others!

……

The meal lasted for more than three hours, and almost everyone had to toast Zhang Lan to show their respect for him.

Although the banquet was held in secret this time, the content of the banquet must be spread back to China soon, causing a huge wave in the entertainment industry.

In the future, record sales and concert tickets will no longer be the hottest topics discussed by celebrities, and "Zhang Lan" and "Lan Zhi Tian Lai Song Award" will replace them.

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The results of the Hwahan "I Am a Singer" final made the Koreans very dissatisfied.Therefore, the patriotic Koreans decided to give the Chinese people a little color.

Professor Wang Guangbiao of Seoul University published an article full of righteous indignation: "On Korea, China and the West".The article repeatedly emphasizes that China and the West are plagiarized from Koreans!The highest theory of Chinese and Western in the world is in Korea!The strongest Chinese and Western teacher is also in South Korea!

The article proves that so-and-so's cancer was cured by Korean Chinese and Western medicine; so-and-so can help patients come back to life.Who can make an elixir-like Chinese medicine!

This article can be described as a timely help, he healed the pain of defeat in the Korean music scene in time.Hoist their proud sails!

Therefore, Professor Wang Guangbiao accepted the interview of Seoul TV Station.Zhang Lan also watched this interview, and watched it with her four wives.

After reading it, Zhang Lan's body trembled with anger, and her fists kept clenching.Zhang Lan really wanted to go out and kill him!

That person shamelessly said that "Compendium of Materia Medica" is a medical book written by Koreans?Hua Tuo's medical skills also originated in Korea?Anesthesia is the first Korean? ... If the four wives hadn't dissuaded him, Zhang Lan would really have to teach Wang Guangbiao a lesson.

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What is depressing is that Wang Guangbiao made a fool of himself the next day.

The next day, Wang Guangbiao delivered a speech titled "Recapturing the East and West that Belongs to Korea" at Seoul National University.

At first, he spoke calmly.

Slowly, when talking about how to regain Zhongxi's reputation, he began to spit and dance.

Zhang Lan also saw this scene, he wanted to smash the TV with his fist!

Surprisingly, it didn't take long for this professor to make a fool of himself!

He raised his hands excitedly and said: "Students, we want to defend our country's Chinese and Western cultures!", but he suddenly stopped speaking.

His face was flushed, and he curled up slightly, as if in pain.

"Goo!"

A loud fart goes up!

Wang Guangbiao was a little embarrassed, and quickly covered up the voice of the speech by saying: "Of course we want to rob!", trying to cover up the voice of that fart.

Although the fart was loud just now, the students behind me didn't pay attention.

But next.Professor Wang's fart is firing like a machine gun!

"Goo! Goo! Goo! Goo! Goo! Goo! Goo! Goo!..."

Wang Guangbiao was so anxious that he covered his butt with his hands and blocked the chrysanthemum...

Nearly [-] students in the audience roared with laughter, "Hahaha! Look at him..."

"Goo! Goo! Goo! Goo!..." I couldn't stop the fart, as if a hole had been poked in my stomach?

"Not good!" Wang Guangbiao yelled, he suddenly felt the illusion of fecal incontinence in the chrysanthemum?

"Gulu! Gulu!" Water seemed to be churning in his stomach?

"Goo! Goo! Goo! Goo! Puff! La!"

Wang Guangbiao's loud farts one after another finally succeeded in bringing out a pants of shit!

His elegant white trousers were immediately stained a wet, rotten yellow from the yellow poop.

The girls in the front row blushed and quickly covered their nostrils.

The stench in Professor Wang's trousers was so strong that he was like a mobile toilet!

People feel, is this someone who stirred up the public beta's shit and caused public outrage (shit)?The lethality is so amazing?Flash, "nuclear bomb"!

"Ohh Ohh ohh!"

Professor Wang was ashamed and embarrassed to face others, so he stuffed his head into the podium.

However, his stomach was still roaring, and he was still having diarrhea, and he was going crazy!

Just now he was still boasting about how good his Chinese medical skills are, but now he has diarrhea and farts?What a smart jb?Isn't this slapping your own mouth?

I saw an extremely handsome guy in the audience stand up suddenly, and shouted to the stage with the spirit of his dantian: "Oh, Professor Wang, you can't fart casually in public places? ... Why do you always defecate everywhere? How indecent!"

Professor Wang secretly raised half of his head in shame and anger, looked at the young man standing up through the lens of his glasses, was startled, and said viciously: "It's you?...Could it be you?..."

"Woooooo, I'm going to kill you!"

Professor Wang recognized the handsome guy, who was the young man who saw him in the morning.That young man is a very strange person...Professor Wang felt that his current predicament was due to that young man!So he wants revenge!

However, Professor Wang Da just ran a few steps, and found that the stool in his crotch flowed out yellow juice, dragging his tail, lying on the ground... The students of Seoul University collapsed!It was a mess, full of curses... "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Professor Wang looked at him with [-] pairs of eyes and laughed at him. He was so excited that he wanted to hit the wall!

"Boom!"

Professor Wang really did this.

He rushed to the three-foot podium with a run-up, and bumped into it head-on.

Immediately, Professor Wang's head was in close contact with the podium, blood spattered everywhere!

"what!"

Professor Wang passed out.

As for whether he is dead or alive, it is still difficult to determine!

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"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter, I'm dying of laughter!" Zhang Lan, who was lying on the bed watching TV, burst out laughing, Bing'er and the others blushed from laughing, and their stomach hurt.

"Haha, which angel elder sister is that angry for me?" Zhang Lan looked up to the sky and laughed.

At this moment, Feng Yang called.

"Brother Zhang, have you watched TV yet? Didn't Professor Wang make a fool of himself?" Feng Yang laughed loudly over there.

Zhang Lan was overjoyed: "Hehe, as soon as you stand up, I know that the eighth floor is a good thing for you! Haha, it's fun, let me relieve my anger!"

Feng Yang said with a smile: "I have already quit the stadium of Seoul University. Although I am relieved, that Professor Wang is still not dead, it's just..."

"Just what?" Zhang Lan asked.

"It's just that he will become demented due to severe concussion, and he will only talk nonsense in the future!" Feng Yang laughed.

Zhang Lan was overjoyed, no wonder Feng Yang came to Seoul!It seems that he has long heard the name of Koreans spying on China and the West.He came here to teach them a lesson?

"Hehe, this Wang Guangbiao has some skills. The Koreans must try to cure his brain injury. But unless I take action, he will always be demented..." Feng Yang laughed.

"Oh? I believe in Brother Feng's ability. But, did Brother Feng decide to save him?" Zhang Lan asked.

(To be continued)