Guards lottery

Feng Yang looked at the elegant and charming woman whose eye sockets were on the opposite sofa, leaning on Zhang Lan's shoulder, and smiled at Zhang Lan: "Brother Zhang is very capable, he has chased all the most beautiful stars in Seoul!"

Li Xiaoli joked generously: "It's a pleasure to meet Feng Shen Doctor... He chased me? In fact, it was the little girl who chased after the great lover..."

Zhang Lan put her arms around Li Xiaoli's small waist, laughed at him, and said, "Hehe, the saint of love? I have a holy love for you... That Li, I want to talk to Brother Feng next, you go to the gym to exercise , wait for me there."

"Oh..." Li Xiaoli knew that Zhang Lan was deliberately pushing him away, so she pouted and left.

Because the next topic involves some sensitive topics, it is not appropriate for Lee Hyori to stand on any side.In order not to embarrass her, it is wise for Zhang Lan to dismiss Li Xiaoli.

Seeing Li Xiaoli going to the gym to exercise, Feng Yang said with a smile: "Brother Zhang really has a way of taking care of women submissively?"

"Hehe, that's a must... Tell me about kicking the gym?" Zhang Lan cut to the chase.

Feng Yang took out some A4 papers from his arms, handed them to the glass coffee table in front of Zhang Lan, and said, "Brother Zhang, have you always been curious about why I came to Seoul? Hehe, after reading these two documents, you will understand That's it...then we'll talk about kicking the pavilion."

"Oh?" Zhang Lan took the two stacks of A4 papers curiously, and looked at them seriously.

There were two copies, the first with a large black headline on the first page: "The Great Republic of Korea!" ".This is written by a Seoul female student studying in China.

The general content is as follows:

"Back in ancient times, when we were called Goryeo, everything about us originated from you. Compared to you, we are just a derivative of civilization. We are just inferior creatures struggling in your corner. We have no self, and we have no dignity. In our history, even our powerful Li Dynasty has no power to compete with you.

Fortunately, God gave us other things fairly and accurately. Because we were small, he gave us more wisdom; because we were barren, he gave us a strong and tall body; because we were repeatedly invaded, he He gave us tenacious will; because we are few, he gave us the spirit of unity...

Therefore, when the wheel of the times rolls to the center of science and technology, these qualities of ours have contributed to our achievements today, and we have vividly demonstrated our excellence and greatness!In terms of technology, our Seoul University is far behind BJ University. Our companies: Samsung, LG, Kia, Daewoo, Hyundai, JNC, are raging in the Chinese market like a strong wind. What is certain is that many of you Chinese people feel fashionable and proud of buying our products, and even a large group of compatriots with slave surnames among you are extremely disdainful to talk about domestic products!Yes, you are a nation of slaves, a lowly slave nation that only worships foreigners and flatters others!

You don't learn Shaolin Kungfu, but you insist on learning our Taekwondo, aren't you cheap? ...

Our Republic of Korea has also experienced an era when foreign products were flooded, but our great people united tightly to reject them, and would rather buy Samsung Electronics, which is much cheaper than Sony, Toyota, Motorola, Philips... Buy a modern car, and at that time, these two brands that seem to be outstanding now were called by the people of M country-imitation cats!But we are proud of having them, not ashamed!what about you?

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Yes, we do look alike, just like the South Slavic women and the white people of M country, but what does this almost only common surname, which comes from the Far East, mean?Can it represent your future progress?

Therefore, it's time for you to stop your fantasies and wake up that shameful Asian complex! ..."

After reading this material, Zhang Lan trembled with anger, "Damn it, who wrote this, I'll beat him! Damn you!"

Feng Yang added some tea to Zhang Lan's cup, and said with a smile: "A Chinese person with patriotism, conscience, and backbone will feel a deep suffocation deep in his chest when he sees this, as if he was pinched by someone else. Weakness, stepping on the foot, without the strength to fight back, becoming pitiful and speechless. However, if you look at the reply of a patriotic young man in Huaxia, it is very enjoyable and powerful!"

"Okay! We must scold this shameless narcissist severely!" Zhang Lan excitedly opened the second document to read.

The title on the first page is: "For the brain-dead Chinese in Ha Han, for the ignorant narcissistic H country people!" "

The general content is as follows:

"...To be honest, Samsung, Hyundai, Daewoo, lg, Kia, etc. can almost be equated with country h in the impression of Chinese people. On the one hand, it shows that these companies are really good. Is it easy to be "equal"? It is not necessarily a good thing that a certain aspect accounts for a large proportion of a country, so please don't be too arrogant because of a few companies, and lose these, h There's nothing left in the country, is there? But in our country, losing the same weight is not even a muscle injury!

Hehe, the so-called Hallyu, in fact, is exaggerated by the media, I don’t think it can be regarded as a kind of culture, maybe it is regarded as culture in your country?Because I can't understand how many acres of land are in the heart of a small country?

In China, H country culture is at best popular among immature groups under the age of 15 in some cities, and of course there may be such people in some universities, but generally speaking, we don’t They watch it as adults.

Therefore, the so-called Korean wave is at best an alternative trend, but you treat it as a cultural infection, which makes me have to admire the "characteristic" of the Korean nation I mentioned above.If you ask me what is cultural influence, what is cultural infection, and who is influencing whom and who is infecting whom, please take a look at the shadow of China around you!

Another point is that some of the advantages of the H nation are generally recognized in our country. This is because the Huaxia nation is always in a state of progress. We can see the advantages of others, and we can also recognize ourselves better. Shortcomings.

H country people despise us Chinese people, I heard it a long time ago, many Chinese people don't know.Hey~

People from H country—please see clearly, why are Chinese people better than you?

H country people like to satirize civilized Huaxia and say, we have Samsung, Hyundai, LG, what do you Huaxia have?Is there a cottage?Huaxia people are often at a loss for words for a while.I would like to ask the people of H country, besides Samsung, Hyundai, and LG, what else do you have?The output value of these enterprises accounts for more than half of the total output value of your country. If you kill these companies, you will be finished. What about the others?What do we have in Huaxia?Let's not talk about culture and history with you (you like to plagiarize), let's talk about what we have and you don't.

We have a spacecraft that needs 20 parts and the subsequent industrial chain. Do you have one? Don’t tell me about cars, cars only need 16000 parts.

2. We have Godson cpu, which is second only to the island country and m country in the world. Do you have it?

3. We have acquired lenovo from ibm, which is already world-class. Do you have a world-renowned pc brand?

4. We have a gigantic project like the Three Gorges, can you build it?We can go to Africa to bid for a hydropower station twice the power generation capacity of the Three Gorges, are you qualified?

We can build j10 three-and-a-half-generation fighter jets, nuclear submarines, nuclear missiles, Chinese Aegis ships, and intercontinental missiles. Besides buying from country m, can you build them yourself?

6. We have 60 satellites flying in the sky, how many do you have?

Our Chinese in Thailand, the Philippines, Malaysia, and Singapore have controlled the economies of these countries. You are trembling, can you?

9. How much influence does the Korean wave, which you are proud of, have when it comes out of Asia?Which of our "Heroes", "Housing Daggers", "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" has a box office of over [-] million in country m, do you have it in your country?Our Jackie Chan, Zhang Ziyi, Li Lianlian, Gong Li, and Zhou Runfa are all big names with world-class influence. Your Kim Hee-sun came out of East Asia, who knows her?

10. Our Chinese cuisine is popular all over the world, almost every country in the world. We Chinese people can easily eat what you think is "greasy" Chinese cuisine in any country.How about your Korean food?Where?

Moreover, in Korean food, the most expensive food is Chinese food. Where do you have your own unique food culture? ?Concubine Yang Guifei liked to eat lychees in ancient China, and people in H country have never seen it before!If there are so many fruits in our country, people from h country will be scared to death if they see them! !

11. Now the whole world is learning Chinese. Many schools in country m have listed Chinese as a compulsory course. Who will learn your Korean?

12. You are greedy and vain, have duplicity, pay attention to appearance and packaging, but don't know how to improve your own quality. You are a complete cultural desert and nouveau riche!Let's take a look at it first, the stereotyped H country film and television dramas, I really can't understand, such a crude and depthless thing can cause the Korean wave? ?Being able to sing and dance has been the style of the Korean people in our country since ancient times. The singing and dancing level of people in country h is indeed higher than that in China, but the stereotyped pop songs in country h are almost copied from country m and island countries, plus a part of their own foul-mouthed rap, and a part Dancing is Hallyu? !

In order to deceive foreigners with luxurious appearance decoration, the Koreans vigorously researched the technology of beauty and plastic surgery, and the whole people endured the pain of flesh and blood! !I would rather eat pickles than go for plastic surgery, buy clothes and cosmetics! !

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Of course, we do have places where we can't catch up with you:

football.Our players have a primary and junior high school education, and if they don't play football, they are hooligans. Your players are selected in the college league.Let our elementary school students beat you college students, they really can't beat you.

2. Self.comfort ability.You h country people like yourself.Consolation, this Chinese people will never be as good as you!You do not have a large area of ​​land, so you fantasize that the Northeast belongs to you; you have no writing, so you fantasize that Chinese characters are invented by you; you do not have medicine, so you fantasize that Chinese acupuncture and moxibustion are invented by you.You have no great men, so you fantasize that Confucius, Qu Yuan, and Xi Shi are from your country; you don’t have your own unique festivals, so you fantasize that the Dragon Boat Festival and Ching Ming Festival are invented by you; your diet is so monotonous, it can even be said to be a kindergarten The standard is boring, so they slander Chinese cuisine for being greasy (poor Koreans don’t know that the eight major Chinese cuisines are greasy only northern cuisine); you have no glorious history, so you have to use Goguryeo, which was wiped out by the Tang Dynasty, to find comfort... let’s not talk about it , because I found that your masturbation ability is not so strong!

3. You have m[***] on your territory, but we don't.How wonderful, during the war, you don't have to use your brains, just work hard, because the m army commands you.They say you dare not go west if you go east!Finally, I would like to say that you people of h country think you are a developed country in your country, thinking that we Chinese people value you so much, how much we respect you, how much we like to show our self-esteem in front of you?In fact, there is only one target in our eyes, and that is country m.I didn't regard you as opponents of the same level and level at all!

1. Huaxia is one of the five giants who are permanent members of the Security Council, and the power in their hands can influence the world!

Country h is just a second-rate country in Asia, and country l has no part to speak for.

2. In the history of China, there were also "foreign races" invading. Most of these "foreign races" were assimilated for thousands of years, and China is still China!

H country is not qualified to be called a reading "country" in history. It has been enslaved by Huaxia country for thousands of years, and enslaved by island country for more than a hundred years, and then lived for decades under the "protection" of m country. , an absolute family slave with three surnames.

3. There is a "China Threat Theory" in the world. Have you heard of the H-country threat theory?Because you have no status in the world at all, and there is no threat theory.

4. China is the third largest space country in manned spaceflight, second only to m and e. Have you ever launched your own satellites?

5. The Chinese people defend themselves independently and export weapons to the outside world. You have almost no combat effectiveness, and you still have to rely on the soldiers of country M to protect your women. I really feel sad for you!

6. There is only one China in the United Kingdom of L, but there are two identical countries in the United Kingdom of L!

7. China can talk to a continent, but you can only talk to country m.

8. Huaxia once defeated 16 countries and their 41 backups on your land, and you couldn't even solve your own civil war, and you were stabbed by country m...

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So everyone, stop blindly hazing Han just because of a few TV dramas with crazy girls or a few stars in H country who have had knives on their faces. Don't be stupid, citizens!

The whole country of h can watch, and all the stars who can only watch after plastic surgery are all on TV~~~~ Ha ha! ..."

After reading the second document, Zhang Lan was hooked!

"It's really cool, it's really cool to scold! This is not only scolding those Chinese people who worship foreigners and those stupid Hallyu fans, but also a powerful blow to the proud H people! Well, the Chinese youth who replied is very thoughtful and very He is of a high standard, I will reward him next time I return to China!..." Zhang Lan let out a deep breath and said happily.

Feng Yang smiled and said: "Hehe, I know that after reading it, you will feel very relieved. Now you know why I came to Seoul? It is because I read the post of the female student studying abroad! Their self-consolation ability is really too strong I can’t swallow the breath that they actually said that acupuncture and moxibustion in Chinese medicine were invented! I’m here to let them know who invented Chinese medicine and Western medicine!…”

"Haha, so you punished that professor?" Zhang Lan said.

"Hehe, it's just small punishments and big warnings. But this time we have to deal with the more powerful ones. It is the attention of Shenxiao Dojo that has urged Shenxiao. He is a master of five qi and dynasty, and he can top-notch invisibility. I don't know if Brother Zhang has information to defeat him. ? I've already decided to fight for you, you won't blame me, will you?" Feng Yang asked.

(To be continued)