Part-time flower care worker

"Woof woof... woof woof... woof woof!"

Rhythmic barking sounded in the quiet mountain village. Listen carefully. Although the barking sound is rhythmic, it is not a dog barking. People in the village will find that it is all the dogs in the village barking. The sound is uniform, as if someone is directing.

This is an extremely remote mountain village. Not to mention the maps drawn before, even the current satellite maps, I’m afraid you won’t be able to find it here. To get to the nearest county town from here, you have to climb five mountains and cross a big river. , and walk on the rugged road for a day and a night, and then you can take a bullock cart, cross a dirt road, ride a bicycle for a day, take a tractor for a day, and then change to a bus that only goes once a day before you can enter the city. The remoteness of the mountain village can be imagined. Know.

And the little village doesn't have a name either.It is surrounded by mountains on all sides, surrounded by huge mountains. The huge peaks soar into the sky, it looks like they fell from the sky, and this small village seems to be imprisoned by the sky.

However, the life in the village is still very peaceful. Although it is not rich, people will not go hungry because of the mountains and mountains, and they are far away from the hustle and bustle of the world.

But at this time, the huge dog barking broke the tranquility of the village. There are only [-] households in the whole village, and every household has a dog. Usually the dog barks, one barks, and the others bark, but like now This kind of uniform and rhythmic barking, like a dog chorus, is really rare.

However, careful villagers will find that the dog chorus has appeared before, especially in the past six months, almost once a week, but even so, people still don't understand it, and they are unwilling to go to it. understand.

Why do dogs bark?That's because humans have their own language, and animals have their own language.Animals also have an animal world, and it is a world that is more colorful than humans, but one day, there is a kind of person who can understand animal language, and animals can also understand his words, then the balance between humans and animals will be broken , there will be strange things in the eyes of ordinary people.

For example, more than 60 dogs in the whole village bark together in unison, just like signaling. It is because these dogs are calling in unison to a human being who can understand their barking. This person is Lin Kun, and these dogs are Tell him: "Come on...the daughter of the village chief...is taking a bath!"

More than 60 dogs barked in unison, the sound was so loud that it echoed in the mountains, even though Lin Kun was deep in the forest at this time, he could still hear it clearly, but today, he was not in the mood to peek at the village chief’s daughter taking a bath Yes, because tomorrow he will leave this small mountain village surrounded by huge mountains, as if sealed off by the sky, and end his two-year life in the mountains and forests here.

It was just getting dark at this time, but in this deep and leafy mountain forest, you can't see your fingers. A man with long hair covering his face is sitting on a huge broken rock. On his face, he raised his head, his long hair spread out, revealing a flushed face, with a sluggish expression, his eyes closed and his mouth open, panting heavily, a withered yellow maple leaf the size of a palm passed by him Slowly falling, under the moonlight, the crumpled dead leaves were stained with some milky white sticky objects.

Take a closer look at his face, the greasy beard, the exaggeratedly turned lips, the sneaky eyes, the weird gesture on the crotch, this guy just finished masturbating!

In this deep and silent dark night mountain forest, there is actually a man masturbating, which in itself is a strange thing.

The man suddenly opened his mouth and said in an unbelievable tone: "I masturbated? I actually masturbated? I just heard her taking a bath, and I couldn't help but masturbating... It seems that my estrus period is real arrive."

At this moment, in the depths of the pitch-black forest, two beams of golden light suddenly burst out, which were incomparably frightening, as if a prehistoric beast woke up from a deep sleep.

However, Lin Kun didn't have the slightest fear. Instead, he looked at the position where the golden light came from, and said angrily, "You can peek as long as you want, but do you need to be so direct?"

Before he finished speaking, he heard a strange noise coming from the jungle. Something was approaching, and he didn't see it clearly until he got close to the moonlight. It turned out to be a huge owl with eyes as bright as a magic lamp. On Kun's shoulder, the sharp eagle beak opened and closed, chattering, others could not understand, but Lin Kun understood that it was saying again: "Since you can't help masturbating just hearing her taking a bath, why don't you Why don't you stay and marry her, and live happily ever after in this beautiful paradise?"

"Of course not..." At this moment, another powerful voice entered Lin Kun's ears, but to the ears of ordinary people, it was a wolf howl that shook the world.

A majestic gray wolf appeared. Under the moonlight, its silver-gray mane stood upside down like steel needles. Its gray eyes were extremely deep, bloody and ferocious, with a long nose and sharp fangs. , if someone sees it, they will definitely be scared to death, but in Lin Kun's eyes, this seemingly ferocious wolf face is actually a wretched face, like a wretched uncle staring at a little lolita eating a lollipop .

The gray wolf walked up to Lin Kun and let out a low cry. It said again: "A real man has a family outside his home. A pure man specializes in picking wild flowers. A good man can't fall with a golden gun. A real hero fights in all directions at night. How could Lin Kun be like that?" How about hanging from a tree without any future?"

Lin Kun nodded his head like a pounding garlic, it is obvious that these words are deeply in his heart.

The owl stared, and said angrily: "You damn pervert, you taught Lin Kun badly. Be a good child, and everything you have learned has become pornographic."

The gray wolf roared at the owl, and said: "Yd is good, as the saying goes, one day a day, life is really happy... What do you know, you pedantic stupid bird, there is a saying in human beings, men are not romantic, and people are not classy." , Men are not coquettish, and they are not tall. Lin Kun, are you a man!?"

"Of course it's a man!" Lin Kun picked up the dead leaf at his feet instead of toilet paper, and shook it in front of the wolf's nose. Gray Wolf immediately backed away with a disgusted expression on his face, and said, "Don't use your thing to shake in front of me. , The wolf cubs I made myself are more than the essence seeds you sprayed out."

"I..." Just as Lin Kun was about to refute, the old wolf snapped back and said, "Don't tell me that you have hundreds of millions of essence seeds in one eruption. In fact, few of them can really survive. I actually have more than 370 wolf cubs. Hmm... Do you think that Lao Tzu's nickname of 'Sentimental Wolf in the Mountain Forest' is a vain name?"

Lin Kun was speechless, when a wolf even knew the survival rate, why would he argue with him.Moreover, the wolf is obviously monogamous, but it broke the tradition and became polygamous. It killed all the male wolves in this forest, occupied all the female wolves, and gave birth to more than 300 wolf cubs. Therefore, in terms of survival rate, He obviously has more say than Lin Kun.

The golden light in the owl's eyes is shining, and he wants to speak, but he can't say anything. Birds are basically monogamous, especially the owl, who is a firm adherent of monogamy. 'This dirty face.

However, under the instigation of the old wolf, Lin Kun's eyes became firm. He looked at the small dark village below the mountain. Although he couldn't see it, he could feel a young woman scrubbing his body. Go to help her wipe her back, but it's a pity that his estrus comes too violently, of course, there are more important things waiting for him, so he has to go.

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