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Chapter 100 Bird Shit Bombing

Tao Linna immediately stated to the instructor that she was making too much of a fuss and it had nothing to do with You Xi. He was kind enough to help her, and then sincerely thanked You Xi in front of everyone, and the turmoil was resolved in this way.

The happiest one was You Xi. He was very grateful to Lin Kun for his suggestion, and it really worked. Little did he know that Tao Linna wanted to kill him now.

Lin Kun also looked at Tao Linna, who was calm and breezy not far away. She resolved the matter with her words and deeds without showing any traces. , this bitch is calm, calm, and resourceful, so she can find the right time to stab him in the back every time.

Taking advantage of the confusion, Tao Linna scratched her hard a few times, scratching her skin, covering the itching with pain, women, you really should be more ruthless to yourself.

But this matter is not over yet, since Lin Kun has made up his mind to take revenge on her, it will definitely not be so easy.

The military training continued. After the military posture, other subjects were contacted, such as password command, stepping forward, and finally in the long-awaited, the leaders appeared on the stage. Accompanied by the vice-principal, the supervisor in charge of education and the military Fang's chiefs all showed up, but unfortunately Lin Kun still didn't see Gu Longteng, he was too mysterious, he didn't show up for the opening ceremony, military training parade, and he didn't even accompany the leader in charge.

But the more mysterious he is, the more Lin Kun wants to investigate him.

The leaders are all here and are sitting on the rostrum, and the freshmen here are also full of energy and ready to practice.

Tens of thousands of freshmen formed multiple phalanxes. At this time, they were lined up neatly, and majestic music sounded in their ears, preparing to pass the rostrum and accept the leadership review.

In order to judge which phalanx is better and impress the leaders, each phalanx must select a card holder, which is equivalent to the flag bearer for athletes entering the field, standing in front of the opponent.

And this person must have a good appearance and temperament, a well-proportioned body, and excellent technical movements. Others Lin Kun didn't care about it, but Tao Linna was personally selected by the instructor for the phalanx in front of him. When she held up the sign representing the phalanx, at that moment, she was heroic and imposing, which greatly improved the image of the entire phalanx.

With the leader's order, the review began.Lin Kun's phalanx was behind Tao Linna and the others, and they waited for nearly half an hour before it was their turn to appear on the stage. Listening to the instructor's loud slogans, Tao Linna took the lead, holding the sign in her hand, with a graceful and graceful posture, and walked neatly and orderly. Her pace is like that of a female general, who is full of vigor and spirit, leading thousands of soldiers to fight on the battlefield.

Not only the people around looked at Taolina's demeanor with emotion, but even the leaders on the stage pointed at her and were fascinated by her demeanor.

Tao Linna herself is also very happy, just like Lin Kun said, a woman always has a few brilliant moments in her life, some people rely on others to give, some people use their own ability to fight for, Tao Linna belongs to the latter.

She was smiling, high-spirited, steady on her steps, and heroic, which attracted the attention of the leaders on the stage. But at this moment, suddenly a flock of birds flew over from not far away, chirping. , covered the live music, but no one cared about it, thinking that the bird was just flying over.

However, an astonishing scene appeared soon. These birds were flying, but they did not fly over. Keeping the rhythm of walking, she walked forward at a leisurely pace, and she was shocked when a lump of bird feces fell on her head.

Surprise is nothing but surprise, but at this time it was an accident, and the bird was unconscious. She tried her best to maintain calmness, took a deep breath, and continued to move forward.

But soon, Tao Linna was distressed, the bird on the head seemed to be purposeful, and it was running towards her. After one bird was pulled, the second stared at it and continued to pull, the third, the fourth, the bird The children were like fighter jets bombing in turn, and the black and white bird droppings were like bombs, falling on Taolina's head and face with precision.

Tao Linna turned pale with fright, and finally couldn't care about the posture and pace, and quickly raised the sign in her hand to cover it, but the birds seemed to have spotted her, and suddenly a few birds that had been bombed directly hit her in the face, Tao Linna Terrified, he held up a sign to cover his face, his head was exposed again, and he continued to be bombarded by bird bombs, and he was extremely embarrassed for a while.

The people around were dumbfounded, the Cube team also stood up, and even the leaders on the stage were stunned. Looking at this Tao Linna, they were surprised, how bad this little girl's character is, and this incident broke the bird's nest , or ate bird eggs?

At this moment, You Xi, who insisted on Lin Kun's "sending charcoal in the snow" to pick up girls' middle finger, made another move. He thought that this was the time when Tao Linna needed help the most, and girls love beauty and faces, and there are so many people watching , his first reaction was to help Tao Linna wipe off the bird droppings on her face.

You Xi rushed out of the phalanx without hesitation, and came to the panicked Tao Linna. Tao Linna was overjoyed, thinking that she wanted to help her, but she didn't want to. This guy suddenly stretched out his hands and groped her face.

The bird feces were originally lumps, but after being smeared by You Xi like this, the bird feces scattered all at once, and more and more were smeared, and the more the smeared, the more messy it was, and finally stuck to Taolina's face like a mask.

Tao Linna was so ashamed and indignant that she finally couldn't take it anymore, she uttered a scream, shook the sign in her hand, covered her face and ran away in tears, You Xi was slightly taken aback, and hurriedly chased after Lin Kun's eyes.

The birds lost their target and greeted Lin Kun chirping. Then, accompanied by the majestic music, they waved their wings in unison, chirping and whistled loudly, and flew towards the rostrum. Shaking, full of vigor, nervous and excited, he accepted the leadership review.

But the leaders on the stage were terrified. If Tao Lina was attacked by bird droppings bombs like Tao Lina, how could they see people?

I saw the leaders holding their heads one by one, as if they had just been caught by the police from the bathing center, facing the media cameras, covering their heads and faces, and fled in embarrassment.

In this way, the freshman military training results report performance ended under the bombardment of a group of birds, and the host on the stage said habitually: "This is a successful conference, a successful conference, thank the leaders for coming to guide, thank the students They train hard..."

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