Part-time flower care worker

Lin Kun seemed to be addicted, pulled Hong Kai, and commented on almost every woman who passed by.

"Look at this, the eyes are blurred, erratic, and like to discharge electricity everywhere. This kind of woman is also very necessary. There are also girls in taekwondo clothes over there. Generally, women who like sports have strong sexual desires, and those from the literature club over there Girls are more sensual than action, generally cold, most of them are still conservative, longing for romance, and every time they have to be emotional to be harmonious."

"There are also those girls over there who like to get close to men and joke with men without any scruples, and those girls with body fragrance, remember to show that it is not powdery, and there are girls with moles on their faces, fair skin but skinny skin. Girls with flushed bottoms, women who like to stare straight into a man's eyes, women with thick lips, girls who like to spread their legs when sitting, or girls who like to bump their feet, these are girls with strong sexual desires ..."

Hong Kai listened to the cold sweat, and said weakly: "I came to understand women, not to understand women with strong sexual desires."

"Nonsense." Lin Kun said angrily: "Who would get to know girls without sex. Of course, I am not saying that men and women only have chacha circles when they are together, but Chacha does communicate between men and women, enhance understanding, deepen feelings, and maintain It is a very important means of affection, if you don’t believe me, look at it, young couples who love each other, if they don’t have sex for a year or a few months, they will still get divorced.”

Hong Kai nodded half understanding, Lin Kun pulled him up and said as he walked, "Come on, I'll teach you how to know women from the aspects of speech and manner."

Hong Kai ignorantly followed Lin Kun and continued to wander around the playground. There were more and more people, and it became more and more lively. After class, seniors from sophomores and juniors also joined in. Many of them were couples, and Lin Kun stayed in the playground. Hong Kai looked at the four people in front of him, two women and two men, two couples, one of the two girls was holding a bottle of drink, one was drinking Nutrition Express, and the other was drinking Coke.

"Look, can you see anything?" Lin Kun asked.

Hong Kai shook his head numbly. Isn't it just two girls drinking water? Is there any other way to say this?

There was an evil smile on Lin Kun's face, and he said in a low voice: "Look at the mouth of the bottle of Nutrition Express, which is almost twice as large as that of Coke, which shows that their oral habits have adapted to different diets. size!"

"Damn it!" Although Hong Kai was dull and shy, he was also an otaku after all. If he didn't understand women, it didn't mean he hadn't seen the movie. After listening to Lin Kun's analysis, he immediately understood the meaning, and he couldn't bear it for a long time. Stop bursting with foul language.

"Look, look." Without waiting for Hong Kai to digest, Lin Kun pointed to another girl and said, "Look, she is chewing gum in her mouth and holding a wet wipe in her hand. What does that mean?"

Hong Kai continued to shake his head, Lin Kun said with a smirk: "It means that she is in love and needs to be wiped with wet wipes, and she needs to keep her breath fresh..."

"I..." As soon as Hong Kai opened his mouth, Lin Kun hurriedly said: "Don't rely on it anymore!"

Hong Kai held back for a long time, and said, "I want to say, what about your integrity!"

Lin Kun lowered his head shyly, and said, "It fell to the ground!"

Hong Kai knew he was teasing Lin Kun. Although they didn't get along for long, they got to know each other a lot better than before. Hong Kai became more cheerful. Lin Kun pulled him and said, "It's getting late. Let's go to the cafeteria. I invite you After dinner, by the way, I will teach you how to understand women from the way they eat?"

Hong Kai was in a cold sweat and said, "Is it judging a woman's sexuality from the way she eats?"

"It's almost the same..." Lin Kun laughed and pulled him away. In fact, Hong Kai didn't dislike these things. This is the way to truly understand women. What Lin Kun said was not all nonsense, and he still had some unique insights. Yes, even though he's also a virgin.

The teaching activity of watching, eating and meeting women is in progress...

Lin Kun dragged Hong Kai into the cafeteria, but they were dumbfounded as soon as they entered the door.

The cafeteria was as bustling as ever, and many people were eating, but Lin Kun didn't know where they were because of their clothes and appearance.

Some people here are wearing ancient robes and jingchai cloth skirts, some are wearing court clothes from the Qing Dynasty, some are wearing primitive animal skin skirts and leaf clothes, some are wearing medieval European princess dresses, and some are wearing cat-eye masks. The man is still wearing armor.

Is this a collective crossing?Lin Kun and Hong Kai only felt that the sky was thundering.

At this time, two boys wearing Jinyiwei Feiyu costumes from the Ming Dynasty walked past them with knives in their arms, and said as they walked, "The student union is so powerful that it can help us hold a masquerade party. You must have fun today."

Another said: "That's right, I'm going to ask Han Shuang to dance, if she doesn't comply today, I'll drag her into jail and torture her!"

The two laughed and went to have dinner. Only then did Lin Kun understand that there was a masquerade party tonight, and it was indeed a famous university that is in line with the world, and its reputation is well-deserved.

This kind of opening dance is of great significance to students. It is a celebration for freshmen to enhance their understanding, old students to reunite at the beginning of school, and it is the best way for male and female friends to openly date.

"Why didn't I know there was a dance party?" Lin Kun asked wonderingly, he was also a man of the generation after all.

Hong Kai shrugged and said indifferently: "Who knows, I know that no one will invite me, my sense of existence is too weak."

"Then are you interested in going to the dance party to improve your presence?" Lin Kun asked.

Hong Kai was about to shake his head subconsciously. He was not used to that kind of occasion, and even hated the feeling of being ignored, but seeing Lin Kun staring at him with burning eyes, he nodded reluctantly.

The two had a simple meal, because it was Lin Kun's treat, so it was just a simple set meal, and it was vegetarian and meat-free. As soon as they left the cafeteria, they saw a huge crowd walking towards the indoor sports field.

Everyone wears individual clothing, ancient, modern, revealing, conservative, official, folk, all kinds, making people mistakenly think that time and space are chaotic.

Lin Kun found Li Yongtai in the crowd who was wearing a dragon robe and didn't want to be a prince. He was wearing a bright yellow dragon robe with a five-clawed golden dragon embroidered on it and a beaded crown on his head. He looked more like a rebel wearing a dragon robe.

"Boss, what's going on, who hosted the masquerade?" Lin Kun asked.

"It seems to be hosted by the student union. I don't know too well. Yesterday, the chick on WeChat sent me a message to invite me to attend. She also said that it was a masquerade party. After entering the venue, I will be accompanied by my own dress." Li Yongtai said: "Why? In the same way, brother, I wear a dragon robe, so everyone who is dressed up today is my concubine, and you can accompany me as you like."

Lin Kun gave a thumbs up sincerely, and at the same time admired the organizers. This event is really fun. Those who wear formal dresses can be accompanied by those who wear lady skirts, those who wear official uniforms can take over with those who wear skirts and satin, and those who wear coats You can be with the Jingchai cloth skirt, but just now Lin Kun also saw a few primitive people dressed up, wearing animal skin leaves, what kind of female companion are they looking for?