Part-time flower care worker

Xu Cheng felt that Lin Kun seemed to be talking nonsense, but he felt that it made sense. In the end, he decided to give it a try. Otherwise, with his character, he would never have social relations with girls, and sooner or later he would be watched helplessly by other wolf friends who kept him all night. take away.

Seeing Xu Cheng pluck up the courage to go in for the night, Lin Kun nodded in relief.

Since everyone has plans, he can't be idle. He wanted to continue hanging out with Tao Linna, but he called the chick and told him that he was going to participate in a philosophy club activity tonight. Let's study a philosophical topic together. The topic is "I want to fully understand a man." , it is best not to be his lover, but to be his friend. '

Tao Linna also said that if Lin Kun is interested, she can join the party together. Lin Kun really wants to go, but it's just to spoil the situation. Isn't this sowing discord and telling people to break up.

But Tao Linna was obviously interested, so Lin Kun just let him go. Philosophy is always a matter of opinion.

He once discussed a famous philosophical sentence with someone, saying that it takes courage to strip a woman naked, but it takes confidence to penetrate.

This is a philosophical question that differs from one person to another. Since you have the courage to strip your body, why can't you use this courage to push in?

Of course, courage can also be interpreted as impulsiveness. Although the nature of stripping is bad, it is not the most serious, but once it is inserted, it is irreversible. If you don't have a certain confidence, it is best not to risk yourself.

But, since it's all stripped, why not insert it, maybe she hates you when stripped, but after inserting it, she will fall in love with you instead?

However, if you are short and soft, inserting it will arouse the other party's hatred, and if you are thick and hard, it is a symbol of confidence.

The above is philosophy!It is what Tao Linna said, a philosophy that can cultivate sentiment and improve self-cultivation.

No dating, no one in the dormitory, Lin Kun was wandering aimlessly, the sky was getting darker, the shampoo and pedicure shops in the university city were all lit up with red lights, Lin Kun is now at the time of eating marrow and knowing the taste, and he is lying in bed every day , He is willing to have sex all the time.

Falling in love at this age, after crossing circles again, as long as he is with his girlfriend, the man's hands will almost never leave the three o'clock, and he wants to cross circles anytime, anywhere, in the classroom, on the playground, in the carport, in the woods , In the movie theater, the imprint of youth and madness is imprinted everywhere.

But now that Tao Linna deliberately turned his appetite off, he couldn't help it. Seeing those shops with red lights on, he really had an impulse, and the winking eyes of those scantily clad women sitting at the door flew over from time to time, even more so. Make him uncontrollable.

I knew he was difficult to control himself, so although Tao Linna couldn't squeeze his essence seeds dry, she could squeeze his banknotes dry.

"Handsome guy, do health care, professional methods, I will satisfy you."

A woman with heavy makeup stood at the door of the small shop with a cigarette in her mouth, talking coquettishly to him.

Lin Kun glanced at her, and she rushed over immediately as if she had received some important signal, hugged his arms tightly, and rubbed and rubbed her plump prostitutes: "Come on, handsome, My sister will accompany you to have fun."

"It's still not necessary." Lin Kun touched his shriveled pocket and said, "I'm afraid you won't be able to bear my way of playing."

"Hey, brother, you underestimate my sister. Although my sister is still tender and tender when she first came out, but sometimes I feel lonely, and I have cooked cucumbers, eggplants and peppers. Brother, tell me, how do you play it, my sister? I'm satisfied with you." The prostitute said excitedly.

Lin Kun said two words in a serious manner: "For nothing!"

The girl was taken aback, then shook off his arm, looked at Lin Kun's physique, probably couldn't beat him, otherwise she would have kicked him long ago.

Lin Kun hummed a ditty and left, staying away from this place of right and wrong. He was afraid that if he ever met some pretty prostitutes, he would be more enthusiastic and proactive, and he would make a mistake if he couldn't control himself. It doesn't matter if you make a mistake, the key is the hand If you have no money in your wallet, you can wash the dishes and pay off your debts by eating overlord meals in restaurants, but what if you owe debts to prostitutes?Do you want to wash the underwear for the lady?

He strolled to a small park not far away. A group of old ladies lined up neatly, dancing aerobics to the rhythm of the national style. There were many people around, including young parents playing with their children, and those who were in love. Objects of young people.

He also found a place to sit down and watched the aunts and aunts dance, every movement was so serious, especially when they were jumping, it could be seen that these aunts and aunts who loved to dance were also romantic figures when they were young.

At this moment, suddenly a few puppies ran over, barking barking. He looked down and saw that there were two little yellow dogs chasing a little white dog, and they stopped not far from Lin Kun. The little white dog was surrounded by one front and one back, with a chicken leg bone in its mouth, and saw the little yellow dog in front kept barking, harassing, and feinting. The little yellow head went desperately, but the other little yellow dog at the back immediately snatched the chicken bone away. After getting it, the little yellow dog in front no longer entangled with the white dog, turned around and ran away.

Lin Kun laughed out loud. This is a victory of wisdom and a victory of the team. This story tells us how reliable a god-like teammate is.

Naturally, the little white dog was not reconciled to having the bone stolen by them, and chased after him, barking loudly. At this time, a girl in white clothes and white pants with ponytails ran over and shouted to the three dogs: " Hee hee hee hee don't run, ha ha ha ha stop, ha ha ha ha stop..."

When everyone heard this movement, they all looked this way, seeing that the little girl looked handsome, she was really beautiful, how could she speak like crazy and giggle like a fool?

When the three puppies jumped around her, everyone realized that the three puppies were called 'hee hee, ha ha, ha ha'.

Lin Kun walked over with a smile, looked at the girl surrounded by puppies, and said, "Why don't I recognize this little white dog?"

The girl also looked at him with a smile, the smile was so sweet, it made people feel like a spring breeze, and the clear eyes revealed: "I raised this puppy myself. I was afraid that it would be boring, so I brought Xiao Huang and the others here as companions. The little guy was actually bullied."

Lin Kun also laughed, watching the three little guys fight and fight, the two little yellow dogs are always on the same front, cooperating against the enemy, the little white dog has been defeated and suffered all kinds of grievances.

These two little yellow dogs helped him fight not long ago, and they left a deep impression on them. Besides him, the closest person to the little yellow dogs is He Ping, who brought them back to life with magical power.

Lin Kun looked at the pretty He Ping in front of him, and said, "Your leg is healed?"

"Yes." He Ping raised her leg and said, "You don't need to help me put on my underwear this time."

Lin Kun didn't expect her to talk about such an ambiguous matter so generously. Instead, he was almost at a loss. It is undeniable that He Ping's beauty and kindness deeply moved him. If he were to choose to pursue a goal, he would He will be the first to choose Yue Linglong, that fairy-like person is the man's favorite.

If he was asked to choose a lifelong partner, it would undoubtedly be He Ping. She is so gentle and kind, as quiet as water, and when he is with her, he always feels at ease.

But, now his girlfriend is neither Yue Linglong nor He Ping, but Tao Linna who fought openly and secretly with him all the way. Hey, what a trick of God.

However, Lin Kun is not a pedantic stickler, but a new-age satyr-style youth who has been baptized by the forest sentient wolf for many years. As the sentient wolf said, if you like it, you must do your best to fight for it. Only when you get it can you be worthy of your own like.

So it has occupied all the female wolves in the whole mountain area, and is at ease.

Lin Kun has long been inspired to learn from him, not to mention that in these years, there are many people with three wives and four concubines, which has almost become an open secret. Act rashly, never do anything against your will, let alone let yourself be wronged.

So, his eyes were fixed on He Ping's chest, which was bigger than Tao Linna's by 01:30, and just because of this, he also felt that he had to attack He Ping.

Although He Ping acted calmly and had no scruples, she was still a little embarrassed to be stared at by his fiery eyes. She turned sideways, but this way, it was obvious that the top of the chick was more plump. She quickly found a topic, Said: "By the way, do you have something to do tomorrow?"

"No...you should be all right? What's the matter with you?" Lin Kun wanted to answer directly, but now he is no longer alone. Tao Linna's elusive girl, coupled with her narrow-minded and scheming character, is still Be careful.Text first.

"If you're okay, I'd like to ask you for a favor." He Ping said.

Lin Kun immediately patted his chest and said: "Lin Kun, the hourly worker, accepts all commissions. Tell me, do you want me to help you put on a corset or a bra, or take a bath, massage and fix your feet? Talk to me if you have anything to do."

He Ping blushed and gave him a blank look. If she told about wearing a corset, it was only because she was frank in her heart and used it to tease Lin Kun. If Lin Kun said it himself, it would be Chi Guoguo's teasing up.

It turned out that He Ping was going to be a volunteer at the city's shelter tomorrow to help the homeless and sick people there, especially the many children who were abandoned due to congenital defects. With magical abilities, it's definitely the way to go.

However, her ability alone is limited, and the key is that she may encounter unexpected situations, so He Ping wants to invite Lin Kun to go with her. As for the request, there is only one request: "I hope you don't care if your balls are hurt."

"Ah? Come again?" Lin Kun was shocked, subconsciously covered his testicles, and said with a wry smile: "I have suffered heavy injuries several times, and I am almost trained to become a golden bell cover and an iron cloth shirt."

"It doesn't have to be hurt, it's just in case." He Ping said.

"Eldest sister, how did you spot one person's egg? Can we use another person to kick it?" Lin Kun said with a wry smile.

"Isn't it easy!" He Ping said.

Lin Kun's head is full of black lines...