Part-time flower care worker

Lin Kun looked at the delicacies on the table, and suddenly moved his index finger. These foods are not only beautiful in shape, but also delicious, especially the ingredients are even more surprising. One of the heart-shaped dishes is completely made of sparrows. Made of tongues, one sparrow has one tongue, and there are no more white ones on the plate. In addition, there are foie gras, deer gall, bullwhip, sheep treasure...

This guy kept saying that it was a common meal, but every dish was expensive and rare, but it was more like it was prepared for Lin Kun. Recently, he and Tao Linna had tasted it for the first time, and it was a little too much, and he just needed to make up for it.

After He Ping and the man sat down, they were courteous to each other and introduced themselves briefly. It turned out that the man's name was Huang Dexing, and he was the owner of this palace-style restaurant, but it was also one of his family's businesses. As for his family, Although he didn't go into details, Lin Kun can roughly guess that the assets are tens of billions, and the company is international.

This guy is a typical second generation, and He Ping's family is a family friend with them, which made Lin Kun never expect that He Ping is also a daughter of a thousand gold, and a lady of a thousand gold who loves to do good deeds, which is commendable.

The two are well matched, and they are also handsome and beautiful, one is personable, the other is noble and handsome, and their gestures are gentle and elegant.

But while they were chatting, Lin Kun had already started. The sauce-made bullwhip, dark yellow in color, was placed in the shape of a spirit snake spitting out a letter. Lin Kun wanted to use chopsticks to pick it up, but he didn't expect the bullwhip It was too long, so he simply started to pull it up, and it turned out to be more than one meter long, really thin like a snake.

Lin Kun bit into his mouth, the sauce was rich and chewy.

He Ping glanced at it, and immediately felt an urge to vomit, but Lin Kun ate with gusto, and Huang Dexing had obviously improved, but he didn't feel disgusted, but the way he ate was unacceptable to him.

"By the way, sister Pingping, it's been a week since school started. Are you still used to living in school? I heard from Uncle He that you live in a dormitory. Is the environment okay?" Huang Dexing poured a glass of red wine for He Ping, asked enthusiastically.

I just sat down and said a few words, and I became a 'sister Pingping'. If I finish this glass of wine, I can't be a husband or wife?

Lin Kun gave him a contemptuous look, but the other party treated him like air, and He Ping also felt a little disgusted by the other party's shameless push on the nose, but after all, he was a family friend, so he still had to show face.

She smiled slightly and said: "It's okay, I like the environment with a lot of people, so it's more lively."

"Yes, you should be lively when you are young." Huang Dexing changed the subject and said completely along with her: "However, after all, it is the first time for you to leave home and the familiar environment. I am afraid that you are somewhat uncomfortable. How about this? , I have several vacant properties in this city, one of which is a seaside cottage, and the other is a villa surrounded by mountains. If you want to be quiet and quiet, sister, you can come to my place for a short stay and treat it as a vacation. Of course, you can also bring your friends with you go."

As he said that, Huang Dexing took out two keys from his pocket, with a small sign with the address written on them, and a luxury car key, and pushed them in front of He Ping.

But he said: "I don't mean anything else, Uncle He asked me to take care of you, but I'm careless and don't know how to take care of others, so I can only arrange for you according to Uncle He's way of life at home. "

It's a luxury house and a famous car, and there's 'no other meaning', which is too boring to say.

What He Ping could say was ordered by Uncle He one by one, and she had to give her father face in whatever she said, so she could only thank her with a smile.

Lin Kun was very excited watching from the sidelines. He picked up girls and others also picked up girls. He could only pretend to be a mentally handicapped young man to secretly take advantage of it, but when he made a move, he bought a luxury house and a famous car, and his meals were also imperial. This is He Ping. If it were any other girl, I'm afraid she would be naked right away.

Afterwards, Huang Dexing chatted with He Ping again, from his university life in a foreign country, to his family's situation, and to his own business. He is doing the business by himself, and he is young and promising without relying on his family.

He Ping was drowsy after hearing this, but she still had a smiling face to accompany her. Although Huang Dexing never mentioned anything about blind dates or dating, he was introducing the situation to He Ping every word and every word, secretly telling her that after passing this village, he would This store is gone.

When Huang Dexing proposed to go out on a date at night, He Ping panicked. In this atmosphere, it was really hard for her to refuse, but she really didn't want to go. Fortunately, she brought a mentally handicapped young man with her.

Under the table, He Ping stretched out her little foot, and touched Lin Kun calmly, signaling that it was his turn to appear on stage.

Lin Kun was still gnawing on the one-meter-long bullwhip. When he received He Ping's signal, he raised his head pretending to be stupid, bit his teeth, and the whip in his mouth snapped off, leaving most of it on the ground. It was on the table, but he seemed to have his hands cut off, he didn't pick it up with his hands, but bent down to bite directly with his mouth.

But after trying a few times, he still couldn’t bite. In desperation, he even knocked over the bowl and wine glass next to him. Vegetable soup and rice mixed with red wine spilled on his face. When he raised his head, he was extremely embarrassed. His teeth were bared, and he was about to cry.

He Ping quickly took out a tissue, wiped his face, and comforted him: "Okay, okay, don't cry, don't cry, come, sister feed you."

He Ping suppressed a smile, her face was blushing, her high-heeled shoes stepped on Lin Kun's instep, she held the chopsticks in trembling hands, and wanted to pick up 'that one', but it was long, thin, round, and boneless. Ping was flustered, and she didn't pick it up after a few pinches. She simply threw away the chopsticks and said, "Can I eat something else?"

Lin Kun immediately started playing tricks like a child, saying, "No, I'm going to eat this..."

He Ping gave him a hard look, almost crushing his toes, blushing, gritted her teeth, reached out and picked up 'that one', and stuffed it into Lin Kun's mouth.

Lin Kun opened his mouth wide, like a bird waiting to be fed. He Ping's hands trembled, and he tried to stuff the one into his mouth, but unexpectedly, his fingers were also stuffed with too much force. After entering, Lin Kun sucked and licked without saying a word, while Huang Dexing watched. In his eyes, this was a couple showing their affection.

The woman feeds, the man licks his hands, sweet and loving.

He Ping was keenly aware of the change in him. She was about to withdraw her hand, but stopped. After watching Lin Kun lick her oily little hand clean, she actually stepped forward and kissed Lin Kun on the face. He took a sip and said with a smile: "You are so cute!"

Huang Dexing suddenly felt that the sky was thundering, the sky was dark and the earth was dark, the sky was falling apart, and the gods were falling down.

Lin Kun was also slightly taken aback, but he still did not forget the role of the mentally handicapped youth he was playing, and he grinned silly and said, "My sister smells so good."

After saying this, Huang Dexing had the urge to crush them to death. This was clearly a pair of adulterers and prostitutes performing, and He Ping was also stunned. She stared blankly at Lin Kun, her eyes spit fire, because this The phrase 'my sister smells so sweet' was exactly the same as the voice and tone of the homeless man with a dark face who pinched, scratched and gnawed at her just now...

Lin Kun also realized it in an instant, and was so depressed that he wanted to slap himself twice. He concealed it very well, took advantage of it sneakily, and died without proof, but it was exposed inadvertently. Airtight pants!

Seeing He Ping's fire-spitting eyes, Lin Kun could only continue to pretend to be mentally retarded, and clumsily picked up a big nourishing sheep treasure from the plate, handed it to the dumbfounded Huang Dexing, and said, "Brother, I'll give you an egg. "

Then Lin Kun picked up one by himself, and said weakly, "I'll eat an egg too, and make it up, because my balls are hurt!"

Huang Dexing didn't understand what he said, but He Ping understood that the balls were hurt twice, although he took advantage of his different moves several times, but think about it, it was a kind of compensation for him, after all, every time the balls were hurt, He took great risks and suffered great pain.

But even so, this guy can't pretend to be a homeless man, smear his face so black, take advantage of other people's sympathy, and kiss with tongue.

At this time, Huang Dexing held the sheep treasure and looked at Lin Kun. He began to suspect that Lin Kun was pretending to be stupid. He seemed to be joking and said: "Yesterday, I saw two birds falling on the power line in front of my hotel. One of them stood on the zero line and the other on the fire line, mouth to mouth, and they were all electrocuted to death. My clerk joked at the time that this story tells us that all those who show affection in public will die.”

This is obviously talking about them and testing them. He Ping naturally understood his intentions, but pretended to be serious and said: "This should be just a story, because it is unlikely to happen in reality. The main component of the bird's beak is apatite, and apatite does not conduct electricity."

This time it was Huang Dexing's turn to be stunned. He didn't expect such an explanation, but Lin Kun next to him suddenly said: "If they kiss with their tongues, they will conduct electricity..."

Huang Dexing suddenly had a look of enlightenment on his face, while He Ping continued to stare at him fiercely, but said: "Silly boy, do you know what tongue kissing is?"

"I don't know." Lin Kun shook his head in embarrassment, and stuck out his tongue foolishly. Huang Dexing was stunned and looked at the tongue carefully. It is sharp, can turn up, down, roll up in the middle, move slightly, and the frequency is super fast. With just this tongue, you can work hard in the Japanese film and television industry.

What made Huang Dexing even more unexpected was that He Ping didn't know whether she suddenly lost her mind or had a brain twitch. She actually said, "My sister will teach you", and then took the initiative to go over and swallow Lin Kun's tongue in one gulp. Huang Dexing I was so frightened that I almost bit off my tongue...