Part-time flower care worker

He Ping entrusted Lin Kun with the full power to chase the flies. Lin Kun was not very willing at first, but now he heard the plot of Mr. Liu next door, and suddenly became angry and wanted to kill.

In this day and age, drugs are prevalent and banned repeatedly. The reason why they cannot be eradicated is not entirely because of the ineffectiveness of the relevant departments, but more because of people's poor self-control.Coveting momentary enjoyment leads to a lifetime of tragedy.

Lin Kun was not in a hurry to leave, but was thinking of Mr. Liu who was on the opposite side. The boy who delivered the soup had vicious intentions. Although Lin Kun couldn't kill him and kill him, he had to deal with it severely.

When he was thinking about how to punish him, he suddenly heard the ringing of the cell phone next door, and then the boy panicked: "Shh, don't make a sound, my father called to inspect!"

"Oh, that's just right. I just want to get to know the old man." The courtesan girl suddenly became excited. Such a woman should never be provoked. If you betray her, she will dare to become your stepmother.

This girl is very scheming, knowing that Mr. Liu's family is strict, she is afraid of her father to death.He deliberately made a sound when he answered the phone, just to let his father know of her existence.

That Mr. Liu was terribly frightened, cursed a few times, and hurried out with his mobile phone in his arms. Lin Kun immediately realized that the opportunity had come, and opened the door as well.

As soon as he opened the door, he saw that Mr. Liu came out with his mobile phone in his hands. He stared into the room as he walked, signaling the socialite girl to keep quiet. Lin Kun saw that it was indeed the guy who delivered the soup last night. He lamented the cheap man who spent half the night.

He closed the door softly. The phone had been ringing for a long time, but he didn't hang up, which meant that the other party knew that he would definitely answer it. This was the father's absolute authority over his son.

Mr. Liu wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and loosened his facial muscles. Although he was separated by the phone, he still put on a submissive smile, connected the phone with trembling hands, and said in a very gentle tone: "Hey, Dad..."

The cry of "Daddy" was really heartfelt, refreshing, and definitely a relative among relatives, but at this moment, Lin Kun suddenly moved. He leaned forward, squatted down violently, and stretched out two fingers.

Mr. Liu came out in a hurry, wearing only a pair of boxer underwear, very thin, Lin Kun pointed out fiercely, and stabbed at his chrysanthemum.

Lin Kun's strength is so great. Although he has saved some strength, he is still like a rocket soaring into the sky. Even though he is wearing boxers, his hand is still almost stuck in the chrysanthemum.

It's a good trick of 'rocket jumping chrysanthemum', the chrysanthemum is stabbed, and the severe pain is no less than the ball being kicked.

He only heard Mr. Liu's scream, and subconsciously scolded: "I'll fuck your mother..."

This scolding resounded through the entire corridor, echoing continuously.But Lin Kun was afraid when he turned around. In the severe pain, he didn't see Lin Kun's face at all, but only saw a wretched back.

Mr. Liu covered the chrysanthemum with one hand, his body was hunched, his legs were close together, he was in great pain, he couldn't squat, he couldn't sit, he couldn't stand up straight, he leaned against the wall, screaming in pain.

And at this moment, the phone in his hand was still in the talking state, only to hear a more terrifying roar from the opposite side: "You son of a bitch, I'll fuck your mother..."

After finishing speaking, the other end hung up the phone, one can imagine the angry mood, Mr. Liu looked at the phone, and suddenly forgot the pain, and quickly opened his mouth and shouted at the phone that had hung up: "Dad, I didn't scold you, really I didn't scold you..."

At this time, Lin Kun had already run out of the apartment, and his heart was full of joy.

Just in eavesdropping, he discovered that Mr. Liu had been suppressed by his strict father all year round, and he had a shadow in his heart, but he was inferior in nature, let alone cultivated into a nobleman, it would be good to be a dude, and his words were often mixed with swear words .

But in front of his stern father, who hoped that his son would become a dragon, he never dared to show the slightest bit.

Thinking about it just now, the whole process was that he connected to his father's call, and then he was raped by Lin Kun.

During the whole process, he said two words: "Hey, Dad, I'll fuck your mom!"

The other party didn't know what happened to him, but he heard the respectful address in the front, followed by the dirty and vulgar scolding. It is estimated that his father would vomit three liters of blood, and then he chopped up the bastard with a knife.

Lin Kun was very proud. Although it was just a small trick, it contained great wisdom.There is a saying that is good, it is called, spend less money to do more things, do things without spending money, it is best to spend other people's money to do your own things.

Although it sounds a bit coppery, it contains the most important principles of life, and you can refer to it for everything.

Use the simplest method to solve complicated things. It is best to let others do things for you. The ancients called this, misleading Jiangdong, and killing people with a knife.

Although Lin Kun's small tricks can't kill Mr. Liu, a beating from his strict father is indispensable, and it may cause his father's disappointment.

Anyway, it's good to teach him a lesson.

Wisdom is really scary. Although Lin Kun is not well-developed and simple-minded, he is not smart either. He learned these things from Tao Linna.

I remember some time ago, as long as Lin Kun was passive, Tao Linna would immediately jump out and slap the will-o’-the-wisp behind her back, fooling others into attacking her, using knives to kill people, sowing dissension, and telling tales with great proficiency, and Lin Kun was raped A few times, I almost suffered a loss, and now I have become a doctor after a long illness.

After rectifying Mr. Liu, Lin Kun was very happy, humming a ditty and walked towards the cafeteria. He didn't care what classes were left in the morning, he just wanted to fill his stomach and deal with the swimming class in the afternoon, and it was a big class with several classes Along the way, Lin Kun's mind is already full of images of beauties in swimsuits.

It was just eleven o'clock, but the cafeteria had already prepared meals, but there was no diner in the huge cafeteria, only the staff were busy. When they saw Lin Kun walking in, the staff were all taken aback, and then they talked a lot.

When Lin Kun heard it, it turned out that today several well-known academic authorities at home and abroad came to teach respectively. Even the students who were tired of studying also attended the lectures. Skip class.

Lin Kunhun didn't care, he didn't care about it, and since he came to the cafeteria, he didn't care about whether to attend classes or not. No matter how much knowledge he learned, the most fundamental purpose was to eat and survive.

He ordered two meals by himself, and was going to have a good time in the water in the afternoon. Hundreds of people attended classes in the swimming pool. He just plunged into the water and fumbled around. All he got were beautiful legs and buttocks, but it required good physical strength.

Just as Lin Kun sat down and was about to start, suddenly there was a figure beside him, and a person sat beside him with his head downcast and pouting his mouth. Lin Kun looked up and knew this person.

This is a girl, not good-looking but not ugly, she has a well-proportioned figure, wearing a dark green e dress, with oblique bangs, a sad face and a pouting mouth, as if she is worrying about something.

This person was Yu Xiyuan, the woman who woke her up when she fell asleep in class and Lin Kun whispered 'I'm going to fuck' in her ear last time.

"What's the matter, sisters, let someone cook it?" Lin Kun laughed.

Yu Xiyuan sighed, resting her chin on her hands, pouting her mouth and making no sound, Lin Kun was wondering, when she suddenly burst into a rage, and said like a cannonball: "Tell me, are you guys all greedy for money? e, love the new and dislike the old, don’t care when you get it.”

"You can't knock down a boatload of people with one shot. In fact, there are good men among men." Lin Kun straightened his waist, and it was obvious that he was the good man among men: "Sisters, who are you talking to?" ah?"

"Hmph, it's not my damn boyfriend." Yu Xiyuan said, Lin Kun knew that she had a boyfriend with a good relationship, so he couldn't help but looked at her curiously, only to hear Yu Xiyuan say: "Since I had sex with him After the circle, it was naturally affectionate and sweet at the beginning, but recently, I always feel that he is very upset and tired, he can't talk to me a few words all day long, and he is not as eager as before to pull me to open a room at night , I think he has changed his mind, should I take the initiative and dump him first?"

Lin Kun was speechless, this Yu Xiyuan was indeed a female man, straight to the point, what to say, resolute and decisive.

However, women are women after all, they are always sensitive and suspicious, and a slight change will make them fearful, which is why Tao Linna sticks to the principle, when it is time to fuck, when it is not good, it is determined not to do it, and it is always in control Lin Kun, only by controlling desires can we maintain a sense of freshness and urgency.

Lin Kun thinks from a man's point of view, not to mention Yu Xiyuan's posture and figure, even if a fairy descends to earth, she will be tired of circling around all day long.

But he didn't say it, but instead asked Yu Xiyuan: "Then do you think there is any difference in your heart towards him, you are always in love with me, do you feel bored?"

Yu Xiyuan was slightly taken aback, but still nodded her head briskly, and said, "When we meet, make out, it's annoying."

"That's the end of it." Lin Kun clapped his hands and said, "We are all human and have the same ideas."

"But, when couples are together, can they only be intimate? If they are tired of intimacy, there is no need for them to be together, and should they break up?" Yu Xiyuan asked puzzled.

"Of course not." Lin Kun replied affirmatively: "When two people are together for a long time, the passion and freshness will naturally diminish, but the feelings will accumulate more and more. We are each other's support and support for each other. , eat together, play together, this is the only way to grow old."

Yu Xiyuan looked at Lin Kun for a long time, nodded in agreement, and suddenly said, "Why don't we do it?"

Lin Kun was taking a mouthful of rice, and was almost choked to death when he heard that, Yu Xiyuan smiled slightly and said, "Just kidding, I still like our dog, but he doesn't make out with me recently, and ignores me, every day Just playing games, fiddling with mobile phones, it’s so annoying.”

"Hey, women, you always need to be a master of imperial husbandry." Lin Kunbao said solemnly, like a preacher: "In these days, if you want your boyfriend to pay more attention to you, you must first steal his QQ and block his Weibo. Take away his computer, take away his mobile phone, and make him bored, only then can he find true love."

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Unknowingly, the story of the little wooden stick has more than 50 words, and it is inevitable to face the problem of putting it on the shelves, and it will be tomorrow, the month number, which means that everything starts from scratch. This is a very stressful launch, and it will be presented later The younger brother’s true confession, I hope that the workers and masters who support the younger brother can take a look and understand the younger brother’s mood at this time, thank you everyone.