Part-time flower care worker
Chapter 211 The Real Egg Pain
"Cough cough cough..."
He Ping's rapid and shrill cough interrupted Lin Kun's evil thoughts. He himself felt a little ashamed. Tao Linna gave up the principle for him, and He Ping even made a private life with him. He actually thought about the next Which girl should I win, hey, a man who is too good is a lot of troubles. .
He Ping sat on the bed, coughing continuously, her face flushed, and there was blood at the corner of her mouth.
Lin Kun was shocked, and quickly restrained his thoughts, sat next to He Ping, stretched out his hand carelessly, and pressed He Ping's chest directly.
That plump and delicate chick is at least one level older than Tao Linna. Tao Linna is like a pair of small porcelain bowls, small and firm, while He Ping is very plump, like a pair of juicy peaches, soft and delicate.
Lin Kun rubbed her chest with his hand, but He Ping was terrified. He quickly knocked off his hand and said, "What are you doing, scumbag, don't think I promised you, you can do whatever you want now."
He Ping made it very clear that she can't do whatever she wants now, and there will be plenty of opportunities in the future, which can be regarded as giving face and hinting.
But Lin Kun said with an innocent face: "I am not taking advantage of this, but to relieve your pain. This pain is passed on from me. I know best that rubbing your chest like just now can relieve it. "
"Get out!" He Ping angrily pushed him away who was about to step forward, gave him a hard look, and said, "Fortunately, you hurt your chest this time. If you hurt the bottom, I'm afraid I'll be pregnant right now." Come on!"
Lin Kun smiled awkwardly. He was inevitably a little embarrassed to be talking about his thoughts. If he was really injured down below, he would definitely say now that he needed a peerless magic weapon combined with a secret essence to relieve the pain.
It was rare to see Lin Kun's old face flushed, and He Ping finally showed a smile. Lin Kun asked nervously: "You passed on my pain, are you okay?"
He Ping shook her head lightly, and coughed twice, but it was obviously much better than before. This kind of power is really extraordinary, but a person with this kind of power must first have a compassionate heart, and Shennong has the experience of tasting all kinds of herbs. With the spirit of sacrifice, all kinds of pain that can occur in the human body will be added to the body without yielding. ,.
Lin Kun can be sure that He Ping must have been a god in her previous life, and she was the kindest one among the gods. It is not an exaggeration to say that she is merciful.
Lin Kun has always maintained a heart of respect for He Ping, but respect is respect, and his own daughter-in-law must not burn incense to make offerings.
Lin Kun acted shamelessly, this time he was not in a hurry, but took He Ping's little hand and rubbed it like washing clothes, with an excited expression on his face: "Oh, it's not easy, I finally got it gone."
He Ping also regained her composure, and said flatly, "In this day and age, even if you get married, you can just leave."
"That's something only a ruthless person can do." Lin Kun said angrily: "As young people in the new era, we still have to stick to the truth and believe in love."
He Ping's eyelids twitched, she really didn't understand the relationship between insisting on the truth and believing in love?But she found that Lin Kun was performing a unique trick on her, touching her hands first, then her elbows, walking down her shoulders...
He Ping hurriedly grabbed his hand, and said angrily, "Can you be more honest, I just promised you just now, you can't wait so fast, don't be too thick-skinned, okay, I have to admire your beard, Such a thick skin can penetrate."
Lin Kun smiled slightly and said, "Actually, you women are the ones with the thickest skins. Even such a hard beard can't penetrate your skins!"
"You... are you looking for a fight?" He Ping feigned anger and raised her delicate fist, but Lin Kun grabbed it again, touching and rubbing, rubbing and rubbing, she couldn't put it down.
At this time, girls are all reserved, especially He Ping, and she will not easily give up the principles she has held in her heart for many years. She must proceed step by step, hold hands first, then hug, the passionate kiss just now does not count.
But what Lin Kun really wanted was to strike while the iron was hot, and pursue the victory. As Cheng Heping said, there are marriages and divorces, so it is better to establish a relationship as soon as possible to avoid long nights and dreams.
Seeing Lin Kun's hand on her shoulder again, He Ping scolded angrily: "You're not finished yet, you're so impatient, do lovers have to have sex?"
"Of course..." Lin Kun said righteously: "Otherwise, why are the words 'love' and 'fertilization' so similar!"
"I..." He Ping, what a pure, free and easy, pure, beautiful, gentle, pure girl, she was forced by him to want to curse.
She really wanted to yell 'I'll fuck', but she held back abruptly. If she yelled, Lin Kun would definitely take off her clothes immediately and let her get fucked.Why not give him this chance.
Now that He Ping has a feeling of seeing Tao Linna, why did she fall in love with this stinking guy with a cheap mouth and a yellow jj?
In fact, why He Ping knows in her heart, this is also thanks to the two boys who pursued her, one went downstairs to sing love songs every day, but hooked up with other girls during the day, flirtatious, flirtatious, describing him is not an exaggeration, it seems true In fact, in fact, there is no perseverance at all.
Not to mention the other one, how vicious it is to give yourself a love soup, which is poisonous. If He Ping calls the police, even if the other party is not a capital crime, his sentence will be similar to that of Li Moumou.
In fact, He Ping has already seen clearly that some things don't need her to come forward in person, and the information will reach her ears immediately. It is precisely because of this that she sees the man's true colors.From the two of them, you can see that the vast majority of men talk about the hype, but they only care about your body. As long as you don't agree immediately, their patience will be greatly reduced, and they will go to another woman immediately. Even if I don't find another woman, I will try my best to get you.
He Ping believes that the vast majority of men are like this, which also brings out Lin Kun's uniqueness. He is always the same to himself (that's because he and Tao Linna are having an affair again), although he is cheap, he will not Using evil and despicable means to take advantage of herself (I don't know who pretended to be a masseur and touched her whole body, and pretended to be a mentally handicapped youth and took away her first kiss).
In fact, He Ping herself didn't know that she had fallen in love with Lin Kun a long time ago. In her eyes, Lin Kun's shortcomings have also become advantages.
Of course, the most important thing is that Lin Kun has already left a deep impression on He Ping's heart. He had two balls hurt twice in a row. The first time was without his knowledge, but the second time he was willing to help He Ping rescued those puppies, and he was willing to take great risks to make He Ping look at him differently.
He Ping can be sure that in this situation, any man would hesitate and shrink back. After all, if he is not careful, his life will be in danger, but Lin Kun can stand up, which is worthy of He Ping's liking.
Girls often ignorantly talk about "egg pain". The more people say this, the less they know how painful the egg will be. According to a test by a non-authoritative department, the pain that the human body can bear is 45dol (pain unit), and when women give birth, they have to bear 57dol, but when a man's balls are hit, they have to bear a terrible pain of 900dol, which is equivalent to giving birth to 16 children by mouth, equivalent to more than 300 at the same time. One bone was broken, one can imagine what a terrible price Lin Kun and He Ping paid.
"Okay, my lord." He Ping was contemplating, determined to follow Lin Kun, but Lin Kun was unpretentious, and kept poking and gooing, no, that slut got restless from behind , want to pinch her pp.
He Ping really wanted to kick him to death, why couldn't he think of the hero in the story, who was gentle, personable, and polite?
He Ping's two slender jade fingers pinched the back of his hand fiercely, and the skin on the back of his hand was pulled up by Lao Gao. Lin Kun begged for mercy repeatedly in pain. He Ping said coldly: "I warn you, don't get carried away too much, otherwise I will dump you at any time, and if you want to develop further with me, go to my dormitory downstairs to sing love songs every night, and then send me beautiful soup. If you can persist for a week, I will officially admit that you are my boyfriend. If I can persist for a month, I will promise to date you, if I persist for half a year, I will go to the movies with you, if I persist for a year, I will have a room with you, if I persist for a lifetime, I will be with you!"
Lin Kun felt chills for a while, good guy, all the bones came out, I don’t know why the cemetery is expensive now, buying a double cemetery is more expensive than buying a [-]-square-meter building, and it’s barely okay if they are placed in the same urn.
After all, He Ping still sticks to her own principles, first establish a relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend, and then go on a date. At most, she will go shopping and eat together hand in hand, and then insist on going to the movies for half a year, and give her first kiss on that dark occasion , insist on a year to open a house...
Hey, Lin Kun underestimated He Ping and overestimated himself. It was all due to Tao Linna, who got it too easily and spoiled him.
Seeing that he didn't make a sound, He Ping immediately added: "Remember, you can't sing the same song every day, and you can't cook the same soup again, otherwise everything will be reinvented."
"Turn down and start over again?" Lin Kun's eyes immediately turned silver, and he automatically filtered out the previous words.
"I'll push you down and kill you." He Ping stretched out her hand and pushed him down on the bed, feeling a little headache from anger, why did she meet such a rascal.
"Okay, I'm leaving. I'll make the conditions clear to you. It's up to you to do it or not." He Ping didn't want to entangle with him any longer. Under this kind of environment again, it would take a while longer, and Lin Kun was sloppy. If you are motivated, maybe you will follow him.
He Ping left in a hurry, Lin Kun hurriedly got up to chase, but was fixed by He Ping's threatening gaze, he shrugged helplessly, and watched He Ping leave, the boss at the door really wanted to take a photo of He Ping, enlarge it and hang it up But seeing He Ping's cold eyes and gloomy expression, he could only shrink his neck and give up resentfully.
Although He Ping left and set harsh conditions, Lin Kun already knew a lot about women from Tao Linna.
So Lin Kun is not in a hurry, since the hotel room has been paid, he simply spends time here before leaving.
He was lying on the bed, leaning against the head of the bed, looking at an unopened box of cheap, unopened 'Block Elf' in the drawer of the bedside table, which was thick and long. I don't know how many bacteria are contaminated, but it is conceivable that there have been countless passionate moments here.
Just when Lin Kun was full of fantasies, the phone on the bedside table suddenly rang...
He Ping's rapid and shrill cough interrupted Lin Kun's evil thoughts. He himself felt a little ashamed. Tao Linna gave up the principle for him, and He Ping even made a private life with him. He actually thought about the next Which girl should I win, hey, a man who is too good is a lot of troubles. .
He Ping sat on the bed, coughing continuously, her face flushed, and there was blood at the corner of her mouth.
Lin Kun was shocked, and quickly restrained his thoughts, sat next to He Ping, stretched out his hand carelessly, and pressed He Ping's chest directly.
That plump and delicate chick is at least one level older than Tao Linna. Tao Linna is like a pair of small porcelain bowls, small and firm, while He Ping is very plump, like a pair of juicy peaches, soft and delicate.
Lin Kun rubbed her chest with his hand, but He Ping was terrified. He quickly knocked off his hand and said, "What are you doing, scumbag, don't think I promised you, you can do whatever you want now."
He Ping made it very clear that she can't do whatever she wants now, and there will be plenty of opportunities in the future, which can be regarded as giving face and hinting.
But Lin Kun said with an innocent face: "I am not taking advantage of this, but to relieve your pain. This pain is passed on from me. I know best that rubbing your chest like just now can relieve it. "
"Get out!" He Ping angrily pushed him away who was about to step forward, gave him a hard look, and said, "Fortunately, you hurt your chest this time. If you hurt the bottom, I'm afraid I'll be pregnant right now." Come on!"
Lin Kun smiled awkwardly. He was inevitably a little embarrassed to be talking about his thoughts. If he was really injured down below, he would definitely say now that he needed a peerless magic weapon combined with a secret essence to relieve the pain.
It was rare to see Lin Kun's old face flushed, and He Ping finally showed a smile. Lin Kun asked nervously: "You passed on my pain, are you okay?"
He Ping shook her head lightly, and coughed twice, but it was obviously much better than before. This kind of power is really extraordinary, but a person with this kind of power must first have a compassionate heart, and Shennong has the experience of tasting all kinds of herbs. With the spirit of sacrifice, all kinds of pain that can occur in the human body will be added to the body without yielding. ,.
Lin Kun can be sure that He Ping must have been a god in her previous life, and she was the kindest one among the gods. It is not an exaggeration to say that she is merciful.
Lin Kun has always maintained a heart of respect for He Ping, but respect is respect, and his own daughter-in-law must not burn incense to make offerings.
Lin Kun acted shamelessly, this time he was not in a hurry, but took He Ping's little hand and rubbed it like washing clothes, with an excited expression on his face: "Oh, it's not easy, I finally got it gone."
He Ping also regained her composure, and said flatly, "In this day and age, even if you get married, you can just leave."
"That's something only a ruthless person can do." Lin Kun said angrily: "As young people in the new era, we still have to stick to the truth and believe in love."
He Ping's eyelids twitched, she really didn't understand the relationship between insisting on the truth and believing in love?But she found that Lin Kun was performing a unique trick on her, touching her hands first, then her elbows, walking down her shoulders...
He Ping hurriedly grabbed his hand, and said angrily, "Can you be more honest, I just promised you just now, you can't wait so fast, don't be too thick-skinned, okay, I have to admire your beard, Such a thick skin can penetrate."
Lin Kun smiled slightly and said, "Actually, you women are the ones with the thickest skins. Even such a hard beard can't penetrate your skins!"
"You... are you looking for a fight?" He Ping feigned anger and raised her delicate fist, but Lin Kun grabbed it again, touching and rubbing, rubbing and rubbing, she couldn't put it down.
At this time, girls are all reserved, especially He Ping, and she will not easily give up the principles she has held in her heart for many years. She must proceed step by step, hold hands first, then hug, the passionate kiss just now does not count.
But what Lin Kun really wanted was to strike while the iron was hot, and pursue the victory. As Cheng Heping said, there are marriages and divorces, so it is better to establish a relationship as soon as possible to avoid long nights and dreams.
Seeing Lin Kun's hand on her shoulder again, He Ping scolded angrily: "You're not finished yet, you're so impatient, do lovers have to have sex?"
"Of course..." Lin Kun said righteously: "Otherwise, why are the words 'love' and 'fertilization' so similar!"
"I..." He Ping, what a pure, free and easy, pure, beautiful, gentle, pure girl, she was forced by him to want to curse.
She really wanted to yell 'I'll fuck', but she held back abruptly. If she yelled, Lin Kun would definitely take off her clothes immediately and let her get fucked.Why not give him this chance.
Now that He Ping has a feeling of seeing Tao Linna, why did she fall in love with this stinking guy with a cheap mouth and a yellow jj?
In fact, why He Ping knows in her heart, this is also thanks to the two boys who pursued her, one went downstairs to sing love songs every day, but hooked up with other girls during the day, flirtatious, flirtatious, describing him is not an exaggeration, it seems true In fact, in fact, there is no perseverance at all.
Not to mention the other one, how vicious it is to give yourself a love soup, which is poisonous. If He Ping calls the police, even if the other party is not a capital crime, his sentence will be similar to that of Li Moumou.
In fact, He Ping has already seen clearly that some things don't need her to come forward in person, and the information will reach her ears immediately. It is precisely because of this that she sees the man's true colors.From the two of them, you can see that the vast majority of men talk about the hype, but they only care about your body. As long as you don't agree immediately, their patience will be greatly reduced, and they will go to another woman immediately. Even if I don't find another woman, I will try my best to get you.
He Ping believes that the vast majority of men are like this, which also brings out Lin Kun's uniqueness. He is always the same to himself (that's because he and Tao Linna are having an affair again), although he is cheap, he will not Using evil and despicable means to take advantage of herself (I don't know who pretended to be a masseur and touched her whole body, and pretended to be a mentally handicapped youth and took away her first kiss).
In fact, He Ping herself didn't know that she had fallen in love with Lin Kun a long time ago. In her eyes, Lin Kun's shortcomings have also become advantages.
Of course, the most important thing is that Lin Kun has already left a deep impression on He Ping's heart. He had two balls hurt twice in a row. The first time was without his knowledge, but the second time he was willing to help He Ping rescued those puppies, and he was willing to take great risks to make He Ping look at him differently.
He Ping can be sure that in this situation, any man would hesitate and shrink back. After all, if he is not careful, his life will be in danger, but Lin Kun can stand up, which is worthy of He Ping's liking.
Girls often ignorantly talk about "egg pain". The more people say this, the less they know how painful the egg will be. According to a test by a non-authoritative department, the pain that the human body can bear is 45dol (pain unit), and when women give birth, they have to bear 57dol, but when a man's balls are hit, they have to bear a terrible pain of 900dol, which is equivalent to giving birth to 16 children by mouth, equivalent to more than 300 at the same time. One bone was broken, one can imagine what a terrible price Lin Kun and He Ping paid.
"Okay, my lord." He Ping was contemplating, determined to follow Lin Kun, but Lin Kun was unpretentious, and kept poking and gooing, no, that slut got restless from behind , want to pinch her pp.
He Ping really wanted to kick him to death, why couldn't he think of the hero in the story, who was gentle, personable, and polite?
He Ping's two slender jade fingers pinched the back of his hand fiercely, and the skin on the back of his hand was pulled up by Lao Gao. Lin Kun begged for mercy repeatedly in pain. He Ping said coldly: "I warn you, don't get carried away too much, otherwise I will dump you at any time, and if you want to develop further with me, go to my dormitory downstairs to sing love songs every night, and then send me beautiful soup. If you can persist for a week, I will officially admit that you are my boyfriend. If I can persist for a month, I will promise to date you, if I persist for half a year, I will go to the movies with you, if I persist for a year, I will have a room with you, if I persist for a lifetime, I will be with you!"
Lin Kun felt chills for a while, good guy, all the bones came out, I don’t know why the cemetery is expensive now, buying a double cemetery is more expensive than buying a [-]-square-meter building, and it’s barely okay if they are placed in the same urn.
After all, He Ping still sticks to her own principles, first establish a relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend, and then go on a date. At most, she will go shopping and eat together hand in hand, and then insist on going to the movies for half a year, and give her first kiss on that dark occasion , insist on a year to open a house...
Hey, Lin Kun underestimated He Ping and overestimated himself. It was all due to Tao Linna, who got it too easily and spoiled him.
Seeing that he didn't make a sound, He Ping immediately added: "Remember, you can't sing the same song every day, and you can't cook the same soup again, otherwise everything will be reinvented."
"Turn down and start over again?" Lin Kun's eyes immediately turned silver, and he automatically filtered out the previous words.
"I'll push you down and kill you." He Ping stretched out her hand and pushed him down on the bed, feeling a little headache from anger, why did she meet such a rascal.
"Okay, I'm leaving. I'll make the conditions clear to you. It's up to you to do it or not." He Ping didn't want to entangle with him any longer. Under this kind of environment again, it would take a while longer, and Lin Kun was sloppy. If you are motivated, maybe you will follow him.
He Ping left in a hurry, Lin Kun hurriedly got up to chase, but was fixed by He Ping's threatening gaze, he shrugged helplessly, and watched He Ping leave, the boss at the door really wanted to take a photo of He Ping, enlarge it and hang it up But seeing He Ping's cold eyes and gloomy expression, he could only shrink his neck and give up resentfully.
Although He Ping left and set harsh conditions, Lin Kun already knew a lot about women from Tao Linna.
So Lin Kun is not in a hurry, since the hotel room has been paid, he simply spends time here before leaving.
He was lying on the bed, leaning against the head of the bed, looking at an unopened box of cheap, unopened 'Block Elf' in the drawer of the bedside table, which was thick and long. I don't know how many bacteria are contaminated, but it is conceivable that there have been countless passionate moments here.
Just when Lin Kun was full of fantasies, the phone on the bedside table suddenly rang...
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