Part-time flower care worker

In these days and years, even those who believe in Mantian gods and Buddhas must have a solid family background, otherwise they will not even be able to pay for the incense.

Usually only corrupt officials and profiteers with a guilty conscience will seek the protection of gods and demons, so those gods will make a lot of money.

The students left at this time are probably influenced by their pious parents, and they are also well versed in this way. They know well that gods also enjoy incense, and even Tang monks have to leave purple gold bowls in exchange for scriptures. .

Therefore, the students acted immediately, preparing to ask the old god to tell their fortunes, but the god stick knew in his heart that earning money from the students would make him lose this opportunity to be a guest professor.He has two classes a week, and his income is equivalent to that of a brick house called a beast. Besides, this can help him successfully get into Longteng University, because there are secrets he desperately wants to know.

However, once he collected money from the students today, everything changed.

So, even though he looked at the bright red bills as strange, he still held back, just in time to see Lin Kun walking out quietly, which made the magic stick even more painful, seeing Lin Kun's eyes spit fire, this guy who took advantage of the fire , Worse than a liar.

He rolled his eyes and said to the students around him: "Students, I am here to give lectures. Strictly speaking, I am your teacher. I really can't do anything about fortune-telling and fortune-telling, but you can find me. Ask my junior brother, he is the closed disciple of the family teacher, he must have received the true biography of the family teacher, you should ask him if you have anything to do."

Everyone looked in the direction of his finger, and saw that Lin Kun was walking out without a sound, and was surrounded by excited crowd in an instant, and the magic stick took the opportunity to get away immediately.

From the projection of the crystal ball just now, it is not difficult to see that this guy is definitely not an ordinary magic stick, at least he is also a fighter in the magic stick. He wanted to ask him something, but he was stopped by those pious classmates.

"Brother Kun, I didn't expect you to be a teacher of the immortal family. Disrespect and disrespect." A boy couldn't wait to say, seeing that the boy was wearing a famous brand, and the glasses frames were all inlaid with gold. At home, the more people are like this, the more they believe in the theory of gods and demons: "Students, I also ask Brother Kun to give me some advice."

"Yes, Brother Kun, my little sister also has something to ask."

Then, a dozen or so people around me started talking in a hurry, like devout men and women who went to the temple to pray for incense, extremely pious, looking at Lin Kun, as if watching the reincarnation of a god, with extremely eager eyes.

"Everyone, everyone, please be safe and don't be impatient." Lin Kun waved his hands calmly, with a solemn face, "I came down the mountain this time to experience the emotions of the world and understand the true feelings of the world. Besides, my younger brother I'm still young, I'm not good at learning, I don't dare to talk about misfortunes and blessings, I'm afraid I'll mislead everyone, so..."

"Brother Kun, you're welcome." A boy said, "We don't ask about life and death, or about good or bad luck, but we're just a little stuck. Please give me some advice."

All the people left behind are well versed in this, and the parents and parents are probably also pious people. They have seen them worship Buddha and God, so they all understand Lin Kun's words. Like a doctor, a magic stick never speaks for sure, or Be ambiguous, or vague and leave it up to you to figure it out.

Although Lin Kun is not a magic stick, he is born with the ability to deceive people.

But with so many people in front of him, you can’t be fooled all at once. It’s like a big plate of fat meat. After one bite, you won’t be able to eat it. Please don't embarrass me."

"Brother Kun, who do you think is destined for you?" A beautiful girl said, with long eyelashes and black eye shadow, she had a sexy look.

Lin Kun said solemnly: "It's not destined to be with me, but to be destined with God, and there must be sincerity. Unscrupulous Tianzun..."

Lin Kun proclaimed the Dharma, and everyone was respectful, but everyone was in this way, so they naturally understood that they had a relationship with God and meant sincerity. They were not entangled with Lin Kun, but compared themselves. In the end, one The boy took out a bank platinum card, which can only be held by high-level VIPs, and the minimum deposit must be more than ten million. In addition, there was a girl who calmly stroked her hair by her ear, revealing the priceless value on her wrist. emerald bracelet.

The others were suddenly overshadowed. The so-called sincerity is mainly reflected in the incense.

However, although the others left, they still looked at Lin Kun reluctantly, their eyes full of anticipation. We are all in the same school, and there are always opportunities.

In the end, the man and the woman were left behind, surrounded by Lin Kun in the huge classroom, looking like virgin boys and virgins. In Lin Kun's words, this coincided with the principle of yin and yang mutual assistance.

The boy couldn't wait to speak first: "Brother Kun..."

It's just that he was interrupted by Lin Kun waving his hand before he finished speaking. Lin Kun said seriously: "You two, to be honest, although I have a teacher's inheritance, I am not good at learning. I can't compare with my senior brother, and I can't be accurate. If the two of you want to know about this aspect, I'm sorry I can't do anything."

"Understood, understood." The two expressed their opinions immediately. In fact, not to mention Lin Kun, even any long-established magic stick, master, living god, would not dare to predict the future blessings and misfortunes for others. , That's leaking the secrets of the sky, going against the sky, to put it mildly, no one knows.

The biggest feature of the magic stick is that it uses the other party's guilty conscience to fool or even intimidate.Lin Kun asked himself that he could not reach that level, so he explained it to the other party in advance.

But the other party was also from a good background, the parents of the family are good men and believers, and they must have followed their parents to burn incense and worship gods to visit famous teachers. Naturally, they also know how the masters work, so they didn't force it immediately, just listened to the boy: "Understood, We naturally understand this, and we dare not disturb Brother Kun's practice, but there are some tricky things in front of us, I hope Brother Kun can give some advice, and other book friends are reading:."

Oh, the problem at hand.When Lin Kun heard this, he felt more confident. In fact, the profession of a magician is similar to that of a psychologist, except that the scope of treatment of a psychologist is more specific and detailed, covering all psychological and spiritual problems, and providing answers and guidance.

And the way of the magic stick is simpler, because most of the people who come to the magic stick are encountering difficulties, or have done something wrong, feel guilty, and worry that they will not end well in the future, and the magic stick usually threatens them first , and then give relief and hope.

They usually say: "Oh, you are in a very dangerous situation now. If you are not careful, you will be lost forever, but you don't have to worry. If you are devout and respectful, God will naturally protect you. As long as you continue to worship God in the future, the incense will continue. It can turn bad luck into good luck."

To put it bluntly, it is actually a psychological problem. As long as the right medicine is prescribed, with "talk therapy" as the mainstay, there will be customers.

There are also some so-called benevolent men and women who are actually life is not going well for a while, there is no place to confide in, no one to comfort, they will find a fortune teller on the side of the road, just like listening to two auspicious words, soothe their hearts.

Lin Kun asked himself that he could scare people and say auspicious words. If he has mastered it in the past two years, he has the potential to become a magic stick.

"Okay, what's the matter with you, let's talk about it first." Lin Kun gained confidence, looked at the boy in front of him, and said with a smile.

"Hehe, Brother Kun, it's actually not a big deal." The boy said with some embarrassment: "You know, our Longteng is an elite academy, the competition is too high, and my family's expectations of me are also very high, but, brother I'm really not material for studying, no, the department will organize a unified examination in two days, we are also people with reputation at school, and we are also future heirs at home. I can't afford to lose that person, so I want to ask Brother Kun if there is any way to help my little brother."

As he said that, the boy secretly stuffed a wad of banknotes into Lin Kun's hand, and Lin Kun immediately put it into his pocket calmly.

But he was still speechless for a while, what the hell is going on.But think about it, I don’t think it’s a waste of time. Think about the crazy June every year, on the eve of the college entrance examination, how many candidates and parents gather together to pray to the gods and Buddha, burn incense and pray for blessings, let alone those masters who have been famous for a long time. The fortune-telling stalls on the roadside are also the busiest peak season for business. Parents hope that their children will get good grades in the exam, and students hope that the gods will help them perform at a super level.

Therefore, there are many people who pray to gods and Buddhas for the exam, not to mention the rich man in front of him, as he said, people with head and face, whether at home or outside, are upper-class people, and their poor grades are really unjustifiable.

Not to mention the pressure from exams. Recently, a ten-year-old boy was ordered by his teacher to write a thousand-word self-criticism. He committed suicide by jumping off a building and left a suicide note with bloody characters. I couldn’t do it.

Damn, [-]-word check, you are writing a novel codeword!

When will this terrible form of education that has been poisonous for thousands of years come to an end?

Lin Kun looked at the boy's eager anticipation. He closed his eyes, nodded slightly, and then muttered and pinched his fingers to calculate. The boy's face suddenly became excited, and the girl also showed a solemn expression.

Lin Kun muttered for a long time, but no one could hear what he was talking about. There seemed to be some kind of earth shaking, ghosts and gods. Suddenly, Lin Kun opened his eyes, and there seemed to be a real light in his eyes for a moment. The boy suddenly asked excitedly, "How about Brother Kun?"

"En." Lin Kun nodded in response, looked at him and said, "You are indeed destined to be with Dao Zun. Just now I entered into meditation and played your thoughts on Dao Zun. Dao Zun specially gave you a secret method and asked me to teach it to you. You, come here with your ear."

Lin Kun beckoned mysteriously, and the boy stepped forward solemnly as if receiving an imperial edict, tilted his ears, and only heard Lin Kun say in his ear: "The Taoist's wonderful method is that the multiple-choice questions are based on three strengths. One short is the shortest; three short and one long are the longest; if the length is different, choose b; if it is uneven, choose d as the standard. If you make good use of this method, you will definitely pass.”