Part-time flower care worker

When he heard that He Ping would punish him by not seeing him for a week, Lin Kun panicked a little. Although he expected that He Ping would not be too angry, let alone break up, he did not expect He Ping to have such a trick.

The tricks to punish men are women's innate skills. They hide from each other when they are in love, don't let men go to bed after marriage, kneel on the washboard, radiators, remote controls, and instant noodles. They are all masterpieces of their painstaking efforts.

With the punishment stipulated in the text, Lin Kun couldn't afford to offend him, and immediately nodded and agreed to do it, but he didn't move. He Ping said angrily, "Aren't you going?"

Lin Kun looked down in embarrassment at the small tent set up high below, and said with a wry smile, "Wait a minute."

"Rogue!" He Ping said angrily, she turned around and left first. At this time, the lonely man and the widow were at a time of high desire, and she was afraid that Lin Kun would do something else.

However, He Ping had a hard time walking these few steps, her legs were weak, and within a few steps, she heard Lin Kun's voice behind her: "Hey, why is there a puddle of water on the stool?"

"Get out!" He Ping cursed without looking back, and disappeared quickly.

Lin Kun looked at his hands with a smile. Today was a worthwhile trip, and he was one solid step away from taking He Ping down. As the saying goes, a coward is not a gentleman, and gentleness is not a husband.

Afterwards, he took the initiative to wipe the blackboard enthusiastically and responsibly, and Shenbing regained his composure a little bit. Taking advantage of He Ping's time to go back to change his underwear, he hurried to the cafeteria to eat and grab a seat.

Before that, I contacted Tao Linna in advance. In fact, Lin Kun dared to step on two boats so crazy, mainly because Longteng University is really too big. Although it is a whole, it includes several colleges.In addition to the main dining hall, other colleges have separate dining halls.

This magnificent campus is like a city, including separate law schools, medical schools, and art schools, each of which is separate from each other. Tens of thousands of students may not have met each other in four years.

The teaching buildings and dormitory buildings are also far apart, so if there is no school or whole grade party, He Ping and Tao Linna will hardly meet each other, so Lin Kun dares to give it a go. Of course, there are certain risks here, so , Lin Kun is extra cautious. If you are dating He Ping, you must confirm Tao Linna's location beforehand.

Fortunately, Tao Linna is a nerd and has a strong interest in philosophy. Today there is another philosophical topic, and they want to discuss it together, even eating lunch in the classroom.

Once Tao Linna is confirmed, Lin Kun can serve He Ping with peace of mind. It is not easy for this man with two legs. He feels like the chief eunuch of the harem, serving both the empress of the East Palace and the empress of the West Palace.

Every man fantasizes about building his own harem, but he doesn't want to think about whether he is an emperor or a eunuch after building a harem?

Lin Kun came to the cafeteria in a hurry. Many people saw him and pointed at him. It seems that the legend about the magic stick is known to everyone. However, although they are very gossip, after all, everyone I have my own life, study and hobbies, and things that don't involve my own personal interests will feel boring if passed on, and gradually fade away.

Lin Kun suddenly felt that he seemed to have grown a lot, and he no longer cared about what others thought of him. This was an improvement in his state of mind, mainly because he had no energy. From now on, the two women, who has the time to care about the scandal.

He Ping went back to change clothes and hadn't come to the cafeteria yet. He quickly ordered two meals, but the cafeteria was overcrowded and there were almost no vacancies, so he just had to squeeze with others.

Soon, he found a table for four, but only one man and one woman were sitting opposite each other. Lin Kun walked over, smiled and nodded to the two of them. The girl smiled at him very friendly, but the boy He didn't look up at him at all, and kept staring at the girl's face.

Lin Kun was sitting next to the boy, eating slowly. The girl was fiddling with the dish with chopsticks, and the boy was staring at her, feeling that the atmosphere was a bit unusual.

Suddenly, the boy beside him suddenly said, "Xiaorou, be my girlfriend."

The boy's expression was sincere and nervous, but the girl on the other side ate her food leisurely, shook her head slightly and said, "Sorry, I can't promise you, because I don't like you at all."

The boy did not give up, but said a very classic sentence: "You have never liked it, how do you know you don't like it?"

Lin Kun was slightly startled, and secretly thought that the boy had something to do, but the girl was sharper, glanced at him, and said coldly: "I have never eaten shit, but I must know that shit is bad."

The boy's longing expression froze instantly, extremely embarrassed, he glared at the girl, stood up and left.

The girl sneered disdainfully, and continued to eat sullenly. Lin Kun also wanted to eat, but she lost all mood because of her words of eating shit, and couldn't help but said: "Sister, if you don't agree, you don't agree. Shit for comparison?"

"What's wrong with eating shit? I have something more disgusting to say!" The girl sneered.

Lin Kun asked with black lines all over his head: "What is more disgusting than eating shit?"

The girl glanced at him and said, "Of course I ate two piles of shit in a row!"

Hey, this bitch is sharp enough, it's rare to see a girl chatting with boys about things like shit and pee in public, and this girl is also very beautiful.

Since his sisters are not afraid, Lin Kun doesn't care even more. He smiled and said, "If you say that, then I know one thing that is more disgusting than eating two piles of shit?"

The younger sister subconsciously asked: "What's the matter?"

Lin Kun laughed and said, "That's like eating two piles of shit in a row and getting your teeth stuck!"

"Ouch..." My sister retched suddenly, and she really had her teeth stuck!

The girl glared at him viciously, picked up the dishes, turned around and left, just then He Ping appeared, and she saw Lin Kun occupying the entire table at a glance, walked over with a straight face, sat opposite Lin Kun, Shen Said: "The dog has a few tricks, and it actually took the seat, but I just saw a girl leave angrily, what did you say to grab the seat?"

Lin Kun smiled and said: "Of course I'm telling the truth. I told her that just now I offended my dearest girlfriend and needed a separate action. Treat her to a delicious meal and sincerely apologize to her. That girl I was so touched by this, I willingly gave up my seat and said that I am a good man.”

He Ping looked at Lin Kun talking nonsense, but she was still willing to believe that all this was true.Looking at the dishes in front of him, there are three meat dishes, one vegetarian dish and good soup, which are relatively expensive dishes in the cafeteria, and he still has a conscience.

He Ping's beautiful eyes turned around, and tenderness emerged in her eyes. She secretly glanced at Lin Kun. She was full of charm and tenderness. She was just about to ask Lin Kun to have dinner together, and even prepared to give him a piece of meat, but at this moment, the one just now The girl came back with a plate, looked at Lin Kun and said, "I finally know that there is something more disgusting than eating two piles of shit and getting your teeth stuffed, and that is to dig out the stuffed shit before eating it." go in!"

Vomit... He Ping looked curiously at this girl who went back and forth, and concentrated on watching, listening, and listening to everything she said, and then vomited directly.

Lin Kun can't wait to put shit into this girl's mouth now, why is this girl so immoral now?

Seeing Lin Kun's expression, the girl snorted triumphantly, turned around and walked away, with her head held high, her victorious posture clearly visible.

"What exactly did you tell her?" He Ping retched for a while, her face was flushed, her eyes were full of tears, and she asked out of breath.

Lin Kun scratched his head in embarrassment. In fact, Lin Kun didn't need to say anything. He Ping also knew that this guy must have talked about disgusting topics such as feces and urine when he was eating, and made him disgusted.

"It's your loss!" Before Lin Kun could speak, He Ping had already reached a conclusion.

Lin Kun felt wronged for the first time. It was obviously because the girl had no morals, and my brother was just chatting with her.

"I can't eat this meal." He Ping got up and wanted to leave, she was too disgusted to eat, Lin Kun quickly stopped her and said, "Don't eat such a good meal, it would be a waste if you don't eat it, you Look, this is fresh stir-fried liver tips. Think about it, a boar weighing more than 800 kilograms has only two kilograms of liver in its whole body. In order for you to eat this delicacy rich in vitamins and minerals, the pig pays At the price of your life, if you don’t eat it, are you worthy of its payment? There is also this braised hairtail, a live hairtail, which could have been carefree in the wide and free sea, but now it can provide you with nutrition , also paid the price of life, and this plate of fried celery, full of chlorophyll and vitamins, in order to let you eat fresh, it was pulled out when it was still growing, and left the land it loved so much, you Think about me again, in order to buy this plate of meals that cost as much as 20 yuan, I worked hard from morning to night, working hard, doing part-time work for others, helping people make beds, washing and cooking, feeding chickens and beating dogs, and driving pigs to the pen..."

"Okay, okay, I'll eat, I'll eat all of it, and I'll let you stop for a while." He Ping hurriedly raised her hand in surrender. If she didn't eat any more, he might say something righteous.

He Ping quickly got used to eating all the food on the plate, not a single drop was left, for fear that Lin Kun would give her an on-line again. Seeing Lin Kun gobbled it up, his mouth was full of greasy food, the emotional He Ping suddenly felt that this guy was still alive. Quite cute.

This is a woman, when she really likes a man, all his shortcomings will become advantages, even if it makes her angry, she will turn her anger into joy under your favor.But when a woman doesn't like you, everything you do is wrong, and all advantages will become disadvantages.When a woman who once liked you no longer likes you, no matter how much you try to please, you can't escape the fate of breaking up.