Part-time flower care worker

Gods and demons are immortal.

Lin Kun looked at the changes in the water-controlling man, and couldn't help saying these words.

This sentence once appeared in his parents' diary, also appeared in the roster given to him by Hu Lin, and was also heard from Taolina.

Now looking at the water-controlling man, he understands this sentence. Gods and demons are not immortal, but under certain circumstances, gods and demons will not die. For example, the water-controlling man in front of him, the source of power comes from water. Where there is water, he is invincible and omnipotent.

Then in the world of ice and snow, the Ice Emperor is the master.

However, everything in the world is born and restrained. Last time, Lin Kun and Liu Yinnan used fire to burn the guy who could control the plants to death. The Shadow Demon fought the Fire Spirit, and was also suppressed by the opponent in a place without a fire source.

Lin Kun has never believed that anything is eternal, and gods and demons are no exception. All things are born and restrained by each other. There are sun and moon in the sky, men and women in people, yin and yang, and life and death. No one can go against the way of heaven.

Seeing that the water control man is recovering rapidly, pure water pours into his wound continuously, recovering his injured body, the reason why he hides in the manhole is definitely because he doesn't want to be seen by others, and he is more worried about Bingdi hunted down.

But now he is completely defenseless, of course, he is also powerless to guard, let alone resist.

Last time, because he was jealous of his own limelight, he made a sudden attack and almost drowned Lin Kun. Fortunately, Yu Xiyuan suddenly turned into a mermaid, and the two of them were able to escape. After that, this guy became arrogant and domineering, and joined Gu Longteng's powerful camp I'm afraid that he will become more and more unscrupulous in the future, and maybe he will make trouble for Lin Kun one day.

Even if he doesn't make trouble, Lin Kun doesn't like Gu Longteng at all, and maybe one day he will go against the entire Gu Longteng organization, and the water-controlling man will definitely be the opponent's main fighter.

All in all, it is most practical to keep a tiger as a disease and take advantage of his illness to kill him.

But how to do it?Although it was already dark and there were people around, they were all watching the excitement at the door of the car wash, and no one paid attention to it at all, but Lin Kun couldn't just kill him casually.

The best way is to 'add insult to injury' will definitely kill him, but isn't that too cruel.

Hey, forget it, there is no deep hatred, why do you have to kill the other party, brother is kind.

Lin Kun sighed helplessly, and gave up the idea of ​​throwing stones into the well. Then, he began to untie his belt, took out the magic weapon, and aimed at the head of the water control man in the well, making it easier for him.

Capital crimes can be forgiven, but living crimes cannot be forgiven.After Lin Kun had finished hissing, he shivered and shivered. He put on his pants and left, but he didn't see that his urine mixed with the falling water and flowed into the water control man's wound. The water control man, who was recovering from his injury, suddenly trembled violently as if he was shaking, and was in excruciating pain. His eyes, which he finally opened from the pain, were indeed in a daze, only the white eyes and no pupils...

And Lin Kun knew nothing about all this, only that he seemed to be a little angry recently, and his urine was a little yellow.

When he returned to the campus, the bell for the end of the first evening self-study class rang. When he walked to the door of the teaching building, the students came out in twos and threes, talking among themselves. The topic Lin Kun heard the most was the self-study room Some people actually used inflatable dolls to occupy seats, creating a precedent in the history of seat occupancy. The heavy taste attracted countless people to worship.

The most important thing is that there is a note on the inflatable doll, showing love to a certain school beauty.

People were talking about it, and Lin Kun felt very proud. At this moment, He Ping suddenly appeared, carrying the inflatable doll, which attracted a group of wolf friends to follow.

As soon as he went out, He Ping with a gloomy face saw Lin Kun, angrily stuffed the doll into Lin Kun's arms, and said in a low voice: "Since I can use a doll to help me occupy a seat, then I can also use a cucumber and Eggplant instead of you!"

After finishing speaking, He Ping turned around and left, seemingly very angry. Lin Kun just wanted to chase after her, but was surrounded by a group of Lan friends. Many people knew Lin Kun, and they began to ask why.

Seeing the enthusiasm of the crowd, Lin Kun immediately smiled and said: "Everyone, be safe and don't be impatient. Don't laugh, I put this doll there on purpose, just to let He Ping notice it and let her touch it. My doll It is spiritual, if it is really touched by a girl, when using it, it will be like being there with that girl. He Ping has not only touched it, but also touched it and hugged it. I have to hurry up and try it. tried."

Lin Kun said excitedly, and many wolf friends around him naturally didn't believe it. Although many people regarded dolls as their wives, they had never heard of dolls with spirituality.

Someone asked, "Really?"

Lin Kun smiled disdainfully and said, "I don't know if it's true or not. I only know that the doll smells like He Ping's. I want to go back and enjoy it while it's fresh!"

Lin Kun said very wretchedly, feeling like a pervert with heavy taste, and many wolf friends around him also showed contemptuous looks.

But Lin Kun didn't care, instead he showed a disdainful sneer, because he knew that everyone has their own bad taste, and it can even be called a perverted side, but they never show it in front of others, let alone tell anyone people.

But Lin Kun has observed it secretly. For example, some men, even if they don’t masturbate, will subconsciously touch them when they are bored. Some people even like to take them out and play with them when no one is around. Scratch it, and then put your finger in front of your nose to smell it, especially for women. According to the survey of non-authoritative departments, as many women like to hum songs in the bath, there are as many women who like to touch themselves when they take a bath. The touch is very comprehensive, and some are just looking for the most exciting point.

Similar situations happen all the time, and people with similar situations are around us, maybe you and me. It can be said that everyone has their own serious side, and these wolf friends around us are no exception.

Therefore, Lin Kun acted obscenely on purpose, saying that the doll was tainted with the smell of He Ping, and he wanted to go back and enjoy it while it was fresh. In fact, it was to arouse the heavy taste of wolf friends, otherwise how could it be sold at a high price!

Lin Kun turned around and walked away with the baby on his shoulders. He deliberately chose a small path with few people, making seven turns and eight turns. He walked farther and farther, and the more remote he walked, just when he was a little desperate and thought he was wrong. Just when he thought that Longteng University was all elites, and all elites were gentlemen, hurried footsteps came from behind.

"Brother Kun, Brother Kun, stop." A voice came from behind, and Lin Kun stopped immediately, but his face was full of impatience, and he said anxiously, "What's the matter, I'm in a hurry to go back to our date."

After finishing speaking, he raised the doll in his hand. The person who came was one of the wolf friends among the group of people just now. He was wearing gold-rimmed glasses, gentle, and had a knife-cut hair. He looked very trendy and very personable. Handsome, Lin Kun was even more disappointed. Looking at it like this, he must not be here to buy dolls. This kind of handsome guy will never lack a girlfriend.

But soon, as soon as the handsome guy opened his mouth, Lin Kun understood that not only did he lack a girlfriend, but he was probably still a virgin. He only heard the handsome guy say: "Kunkun Kunkun... brother, me, me, me..."

"Brother, speak slowly, don't worry." Lin Kun said with a smile: "Didn't you just say it well!"

"I, I, I... When I'm in a hurry... that's it." The handsome guy said with difficulty.

"Then don't worry." Lin Kun said.

"As soon as I'm in a hurry, I'll make it clear. If you're not in a hurry, just be hesitant..."

Lin Kun was sweating profusely. Does this sound so awkward?People always stutter when they are in a hurry, but he doesn't stutter when he is in a hurry, but he stutters enough.

Lin Kun scratched his head helplessly and said, "Then you should be in a hurry."

After finishing speaking, Lin Kun turned his head and left. The handsome guy was taken aback, and immediately ran after him. He became anxious and spoke very fluently: "Brother Kun, don't go, I have something to do with you."

"Just tell me if you have something to say." Lin Kun said, exerting force on his feet, and walking faster and faster.

The handsome guy said anxiously, "I want to buy your doll."

Sure enough, someone has taken the bait. There are too many people who are pure on the outside but have a strong taste in their hearts. This handsome guy is good-looking, but because of his stuttering, he has become a poor guy who can't get girls. This kind of small problem is the worst. What is depressing, especially on campus, is often the object of ridicule by friends, and girls are no exception.

Lin Kun also had a stuttering problem when he was young, but he was unwilling to be reconciled to being ridiculed many times. He insisted on scolding those who laughed at him every day. In the end, his stuttering problem was cured, but he fell into a vicious tongue.

Lin Kun suddenly stopped and said, "You can buy the doll for you, the price is 3000 yuan, no bargaining."

"Cheng...chengchengcheng...a deal!" The handsome man stopped, and his tongue began to knot again.

The handsome guy paid without hesitation. Of course, Lin Kun could see that he was not doing it for the doll, but because it was stained with He Ping's smell, which is the charm of a goddess. Ping opened up.

Paying the money with one hand and delivering the goods with the other hand, Lin Kun simply asked the good man to do it to the end: "This doll is spiritual, if you believe it, I hope you will read a poem with a beautiful mood to the doll every day. "

The handsome guy nodded dubiously, didn't say much, just hugged his fists to express his gratitude, and then left. Lin Kun didn't blame others, everyone likes to hide their clumsiness, so naturally he stutters and doesn't like to talk. He only hopes that the daily poetry recitation will help him.

Counting the bright red bills in his hand, Lin Kun once again felt that in this world, as long as one has a brain and is willing to work hard, it is still very easy to make money.

Just as Lin Kun was about to leave, he suddenly heard two girls chatting privately in the dark, one of them asked the other: "Why hasn't he come yet? I've been waiting for half an hour. Will he forget?"

Another girl said: "I can't, you know he has a basketball game in the afternoon, maybe he's too tired, have you slept?"

Lin Kun happened to pass by them, but it was very dark here, and neither of them could see who they were. Lin Kun's cheap mouth broke out, and he couldn't help but interjected: "The reason why a man is late is that he either slept or fell asleep. pass!"

After finishing speaking, Lin Kun walked away quickly, hiding his achievements and fame...