Part-time flower care worker

Lin Kun started the ultimate plan to save He Jingjing and punish the bitch.

In fact, Lin Kun is also a little angry. Although a couple breaks up, it is a bit nonsense to say "breakup is also a friend", but if you don't care about the other party's life or death at all, or even say something like "let her die", it is still too much. After all, a couple of days is a hundred days of kindness, and a hundred days of kindness is like the depths of the sea.

Therefore, Lin Kun decided to teach Chen Bo a bloody lesson.

In the farmer's market, he quickly found the necessary props he needed, and then bought a cheap doll in a sex health product store not far away. Although it is not as exquisite as the one consecrated by He Ping, the material is Not great either, but adequate.

This is the difference between domestic products and imported products. Although some domestic products may not be as good as imported products in terms of quality at this stage, our domestic products also have their own characteristics, that is, they are cheap and they are given more.

For example, if they are both inflatable dolls, the domestic ones are taller and longer than the little devil's. Of course, this may be related to the little devil's natural shortness. In short, this domestic doll is tall, nearly 1.7 meters.

After preparing these, Lin Kun returned to the school and plunged into Liu Yinnan's dormitory. He Jingjing was huddled in the bed because she was broken in love and refused to come out, and she didn't wear anything. Even though Liu Yinnan was by her side, Lin Kun couldn't help feeling a little distracted.

Especially He Jingjing's bedside hangs the underwear she took off last night, which are brightly colored and full of original flavor.

Liu Yinnan felt a little unwell, so she didn't talk to Lin Kun, but went to the toilet one after another, frowning and grinning, Lin Kun asked concerned: "What's wrong with you, if you feel really uncomfortable, go to the hospital."

Liu Yinnan covered her stomach with a haggard face, shook her head and said, "No, I just have a stomachache."

After finishing speaking, Liu Yinnan turned around and went to the toilet again. When she came back, Lin Kun was startled, but she didn't realize that her nose was bleeding.

Lin Kun pointed at her face and said, "You said it's okay, your nose is bleeding, can't we go to the hospital?"

Liu Yinnan wiped her nose, and said domineeringly: "It's okay, I guess my aunt got lost!"

Aunt got lost?Fortunately, she figured it out, and besides, this can't be called getting lost, it's more accurate to say it's back pouring.

Lin Kun wanted to make a joke, but suddenly his expression tightened, and he pulled Liu Yinnan over and said in a low voice, "What do you mean? Your aunt is here? Didn't you promise me that you would do handstands after finishing He Jingjing's affairs?"

"I can't help it either?" Liu Yinnan spread her hands and said helplessly, "It should have been about a week before I came here, so I guess it was cleared by you last night."

"It's unblocked?" Lin Kun's head was full of black lines again. Where did this girl come from with so many technical terms? Liu Yinnan blamed unrelentingly: "Who told you to poke it so deep, it's like going through a sewer. to my lungs."

"I really want to fuck you up!" Lin Kun gritted his teeth and said, "If that's the case, then I don't care about this matter, let your aunt worry about it!"

Seeing that he was very depressed, Liu Yinnan hurriedly said, "Don't, my aunt is here, can we use other methods!"

"What other way?" Lin Kun said angrily.

Liu Yinnan raised her eyebrows, a pair of peach blossom eyes narrowed into arches, like a crescent moon in the sky, radiant and charming, Lin Kun couldn't bear it at all, and suddenly felt his bones were crisp and numb, only to hear Liu Yinnan whispered : "Since this is He Jingjing's business, I will naturally repay you with He Jingjing."

Repay me with He Jingjing?Lin Kun scratched his head in wonder, is this bitch going to let him take advantage of his best friend?Isn't this idea too open and avant-garde?The key is, is He Jingjing willing?

At this moment, Lin Kun suddenly saw Liu Yinnan pick up a bag of milk from the table, bit open a small mouthful, and drank it in a big gulp, with some residue hanging from the side of his mouth. Gulu swallowed, his movements extremely attractive.

Lin Kun saw this action and suddenly realized, He Jing, drink alcohol... oh, you sell cakes, it's so connotative.

Liu Yinnan's winking eyes sparkled, and she showed Lin Kun a 'you know' smile, Lin Kun also responded with a lewd smile, and the two of them knew each other.

Now that he had Liu Yinnan's promise, Lin Kun immediately got busy and looked at the things he took out, but Liu Yinnan was terrified, bloody, and He Jingjing on the bed also lifted the quilt to take a look when she heard the movement, almost scared her back. Let go.

Liu Yinnan didn't ask Lin Kun what he wanted to do, and pushed him out. Lin Kun had no choice but to go back to his dormitory to engage in "art creation". dress.

Back in the dormitory, my brothers were sleeping, and Lin Kun didn't disturb them, so he started to create his own works of art with peace of mind.

Not long after, the brothers in the dormitory woke up one after another. Seeing Lin Kun's artwork, they all screamed in fright.

Seeing Lin Kun's smirk again, and his grinning face, Li Yongtai rubbed his eyes, patted his chest, and let out a long breath: "I said second child, what are you holding back?"

Lin Kun chuckled and said, "I'm going to deal with a bitch..."

Afterwards, Lin Kun told the story of He Jingjing and Chen Bo. After listening to the brothers, they were all filled with righteous indignation. Only Li Yongtai remained silent, because compared with He Jingjing, Xu Ying beside him was even more pissed off .

After Zhang Xuemin listened, he laughed loudly and said, "Shake your phone in front of the plane, ready to shake a flight attendant, what do you think this bastard?"

Xu Cheng and Li Yongtai also laughed, and everyone looked at Lin Kun's artwork and got up one after another, brainstorming to help, but Xu Cheng just got up, and suddenly got back under the bed with a scream. Ashamed to see people.

"What's wrong?" Lin Kun asked curiously.

Xu Cheng, who was hiding under the quilt, didn't make a sound. Li Yongtai wondered that the kid was sick. Zhang Xuemin walked over, but couldn't pull the quilt away. He suddenly bent his nose, looked carefully on the quilt, and suddenly He smiled and said, "This guy has a wet dream."

Hearing what he said, Xu Cheng pulled the quilt even tighter. This time, he was really ashamed to see people. Xu Cheng is a typical otaku who is addicted to the game world all day long. He finally got to know his sister. The two of them last night There has been a new development in the relationship with him, and he is immediately addicted to it. Once this kind of innocent boy is moved, his heart must be full of love.

Just now when I came back to the cage, I must have had a dream, which is normal, and their age is a period of high incidence of nocturnal emissions, but nowadays young people have fewer and fewer nocturnal emissions, because before the reserve bank is full, they will masturbate. Ah fucked.

Teenagers who can still have nocturnal emission are as rare as virgins. Lin Kun and the others naturally understand that this is a normal physiological phenomenon, and it is an expression of pure love, but these three sluts still discuss it shamelessly.

Li Yongtai scratched his head and said: "I haven't had a wet dream for a long time, but I still remember the feeling of the first wet dream. It's really not ordinary."

Zhang Xuemin said: "What's so cool, isn't it just like masturbation."

"It's far away." Lin Kun analyzed seriously: "Making, masturbating, it's like having sex with your wife. You can do it whenever you want. And nocturnal emission is like talking to the goddess you have been secretly in love with for a long time. Doing is not something you can do if you want to do it.”

After Li Yongtai and Zhang Xuemin were stunned for a moment, they immediately took it for granted, and felt that it made sense. Even Xu Cheng gave a thumbs up from under the quilt, and then the two climbed back on the bed, muttering: "It's impossible to do this in reality." Goddess, it’s not bad to do it in a dream.”

The two each took out their mobile phones, and there were photos of their favorite goddesses on them. Zhang Xuemin saw a certain school belle of the school, and Li Yongtai saw a certain domestic supermodel. The two looked hard, hoping to imprint it in their minds. Deepen the impression, think about it every day, dream about it at night, and forget it in your dreams...

Lin Kun shook his head helplessly. Not long after, they sat up one by one again. Zhang Xue said sensitively: "Hey, twisted melons are not sweet. I am destined to miss the goddess."

Isn't this nonsense, forcing myself to have a sexual dream, it's good to fall asleep, and most of the dreams are nightmares.

"My first artwork has been produced. Who would like to participate in this great cause of eliminating harm for the people and volunteer to be a courier?" Lin Kun asked with a smile.

Zhang Xuemin raised his hands and said, "I, I'll do it."

Lin Kun smiled and handed him a cardboard box. Zhang Xuemin immediately changed his clothes. Lin Kun found out Chen Bo's phone number from Liu Yinnan. After telling Zhang Xuemin, this guy called Chen Bo in a hurry In the past, the phone was connected quickly, and Zhang Xuemin said in a calm tone: "Chen Bo, I'm from the courier company. I have a package for you. Please go to the school gate to pick it up. What, you won't be able to come back for a while outside." , then you can only go to our company to pick it up. The company is in the urban-rural fringe area. If you take the bus, you can take the second bus and change to the third bus. You will be there after a section of three jumps. What? You'll be right back, okay, I'll wait You for a while."

Zhang Xuemin coaxed and lied, and finally got Chen Bo back. Zhang Xuemin couldn't wait to go out and wait.

Lin Kun is confident that Chen Bo must not know Zhang Xuemin, because Chen Bo doesn't even know Zhang Xuemin. He is considered a man of influence now, but many boys don't know him and don't pay attention to him at all. Let me ask, who would pay attention to someone who is always in the limelight? What about men who are loved by girls?

Especially for someone like Chen Bo, he only has eyes for girls and never looks at other boys.

Lin Kun and the others also went out with Zhang Xuemin, hiding not far away and watching secretly, about 10 minutes later, Chen Bo came back in a taxi, saw Zhang Xuemin who was holding the package and immediately greeted him, the two of them didn't know what to say What, Zhang Xuemin handed him the package and charged him 20 yuan by the way, saying that it was the other party's payment business.

Chen Bo didn't understand, so he gave him 20 yuan, Zhang Xuemin quickly slipped away, Lin Kun and the others cursed not far away, and then began to concentrate on watching Chen Bo tear open the package bit by bit...