Part-time flower care worker

? Lin Kun opened the door, and Gu Xinran rushed in immediately. Seeing the corpse lying peacefully on the bed, she felt relieved.

She glanced at Lin Kun and Jiang Shi suspiciously, and always felt that they were weird, but it seemed that nothing happened.

She didn't bother to pay attention to them, and directly greeted Jiang Shi to prepare to do it. After all, the two were in the same profession. Although Lin Kun was a member of the club, he was only limited to his hobbies. Therefore, for the first time today, he was an onlooker trainee.

Gu Xinran's movements were swift, and Jiang Shi seemed a little clumsy to fight. The two quickly prepared the necessary props, wiped and cleaned the corpse, and when they saw the festering sores on the back of the corpse, Gu Xinran was also frightened It was a jump, but as a professional funeral director, she quickly calmed down and handled it properly.

Lin Kun watched with chills all over his body, and saw that Gu Xinran cleaned the sore with water first, then stuffed cotton into the sore to fill it up, and put a thin layer of gauze on the outside, and finally put it on the sore. Apply something similar to foundation, which looks very similar to the color of the skin, and soon, several sores are healed, and the back is smooth and beautiful.

Although a person is dead, once everything is over, and everything is over, but no one is far away from the wilderness of the corpse, and the head is in a different place. If that is the case, even the reincarnation may be affected.

There are many folk legends about past lives and present lives. For example, a child was born with many blue birthmarks on his buttocks. It is said that he came because he did not want to come to this world and was beaten by King Yama.There are also slight marks on the necks of some people. Legend has it that they may have been beheaded in their previous lives, leaving an indelible mark for generations to come.

In short, people hope that they come and leave cleanly, so the funeral profession was born.

Gu Xinran can be said to be one of the best. She is patient, dedicated, and professional.

However, the reason why she chose this profession was mainly because she was seriously ill and would die at any time, so she chose to face death more, and then paralyzed herself so that she would no longer be afraid of death.

Obviously she did it and was able to face death calmly, but the appearance of Lin Kun brought her a chance of rebirth.

Then, under Lin Kun's creepy gaze, Gu Xinran and Jiang Shi began to repeatedly process and make up the corpse, which made her cold skin glow with warmth, and her whole body was no longer so stiff and cold, as if she was sleeping. This is Fantastic funeral service.

At this moment, Lin Kun's cell phone rang again. He took out the cell phone and saw that it was still the girl with the word "Thank you" floating on it, and the girl's profile picture seemed to have changed, revealing her wisdom smile.

Although Lin Kun still thinks this is too weird, he is still very pleased. It is very heartwarming to be able to send someone off for the last time.

Gu Xinran did what she was supposed to do, and then put the body back into the mortuary cabinet, and left it for others.

"Okay, that's the end of this event, I have something to go first." Gu Xinran locked the door, put the only key close to her body, took a look at Lin Kun, explained something, and left in peace.

He walked away, but turned his head three times a step, for fear that Lin Kun would break into the door.

Lin Kun was speechless, so he simply dragged Jiang Shi away. Although he gained some spiritual wisdom and his body gradually became flexible and strong by devouring the remnant soul and soul of the corpse, he was already a dead person after all, and he was still a little muddled. , and because of this, he obeyed Lin Kun's words, because he didn't know who he was, like an empty shell, he didn't know what he should do other than a corpse, and he was out of tune with this world, listen to Lin Kun Kun's can also add some sense of presence.

This is also what Lin Kun hopes. Although he can't help much at this stage, it is still possible to run errands and do odd jobs.

Therefore, Lin Kun took him downstairs to his dormitory. Lin Kun quickly appeared with the doll he bought in the morning, wrapped in a sheet, and told Jiang Shi in a corner where no one was around, in the dead of night. Put this doll somewhere.

Jiang Shi nodded nastily, and stood on the spot carrying the doll like a robot. Lin Kun looked at him strangely and said, "It's still early, you can do something else."

Jiang Shidao: "I don't know the time, so I'll wait for your order here."

Lin Kun is speechless. Although he is a zombie, he doesn't have much thinking, and he doesn't understand the world, but if he is left here alone until midnight, Lin Kun still feels a little bit unbearable. There is no way, Lin Kun They found a small restaurant, and the two of them sat down to drink slowly, and Lin Kun bragged to him.

I don’t know if Jiang Shi can understand it. He kept talking to himself, all over the world, heaven and earth, at home and abroad, inside and outside the school, and he talked nonsense, attracting diners in the surrounding places. They all looked sideways at it.

Almost all the people who came to this small restaurant to eat were women, so they deeply agreed with his complaints. Lin Kun sat on a chair, drinking beer, watching the pedestrians passing by outside, and complained angrily: "Look! Look at the people behind this flashy age. Everyone with tattoos is afraid of the heat, and they are always shirtless to show off their tattoos. Then why bother to get tattoos on the body? Wouldn’t it be better to tattoo directly on the forehead? And those who use Apple phones Yes, it seems that there are no pockets on the body, always holding the mobile phone in the hand, for fear that others will not know that it is an Apple. Look at those who wear famous watches, they always roll up their sleeves and pat their legs when they have nothing to do. With gold teeth, she loves to grin at everyone..."

After hearing his high-spirited talk, people suddenly laughed. Not only the people around were touched by his words, but even the owner of the small restaurant put down his work, sat next to him with a beer bottle, and toasted to him Drink and talk.

The boss is a middle-aged man. Because he is a cook, his body is slightly fat, and he is smoked all the year round, which makes his skin a little rough and looks very old. He runs a small restaurant here and carries the burden of life for a family of five.

He took a sip of wine and said, "Brother, what you said just now is so right. There are too many people who are shamelessly showing off their wealth. Look at the streets. Famous cars are running all over the streets. Where do you think these people come from?" Where's the money?"

This is indeed a problem. Nowadays, there are more and more luxury cars and mansions, and imported goods are becoming more and more popular. The prices are high, but they are often out of stock. There are more and more rich people, but where are there so many rich people? Woolen cloth?

Lin Kun shrugged his shoulders, curled his lips and said: "In these years, those who got paid by the seaside, became rich and became officials, made money digging coal, built buildings with their hands, set up stalls when they were poor, and went to work when they were poor. Take a look. Now, those who are praised every day are those who cheat, those who are promoted are all sycophants, those who get rich are speculators, and those who are unlucky are those who abide by the law."

Everyone was silent after hearing this, and there were many college students who were full of hope for the future, but they suddenly felt at a loss, feeling disheartened.

The restaurant owner sighed again and again when he heard it, and poured his head back to drink, wanting to get drunk and relieve his worries, but he relies on alcohol to anesthetize every day, and those who get drunk are chased by the urban management.

"You're the one who talks too much!" Suddenly, a tepid voice sounded from behind, sounding a little annoyed and helpless.

Lin Kun was stunned, with an inexplicable feeling of scalp tingling. He slowly turned his head, and saw a flowery face, a slender figure, tall and slender, and beautiful eyes staring at him.

Unexpectedly, he ran into He Ping here. Just as Lin Kun was about to speak, He Ping snorted coldly, walked past him, and went straight to the bathroom in front.

Lin Kun hurriedly got up and followed. The two of them set it up at the beginning, He Ping agreed to be his girlfriend, but he had to sing downstairs in the dormitory every day, deliver good soup, ask for warmth, sweet talk, and normal courtship methods. few.

But instead of doing so, Lin Kun sold an inflatable doll with the help of He Ping's fame, which made He Ping very angry and decided to ignore him for the time being, but unexpectedly, she ignored him, and he didn't take the initiative to contact him. This made He Ping even more angry. They said that men treat you like a treasure when they chase you, and treat you like grass when they chase you. They are talking about this shit!

In fact, after catching up with you, men don't treat women like grass, but want to be with you...

Lin Kun is at the door of the bathroom. He sleeps with Tao Linna every day, and now he is helping Liu Yinnan, and also works part-time as Gu Xinran's family doctor. Thinking about it, he has treated He Ping a little bit, even though she made her balls hurt several times. , although her pursuit conditions are very harsh, but we are men after all, and men must take the initiative to fight for it.

He made up his mind and prepared a sweet-talking offensive. Soon He Ping came out. When he saw him when he went out, he didn't do anything or say anything. He burped first.

He Ping blushed and covered her mouth, feeling very embarrassed, Lin Kun smiled and said: "It turns out that when the goddess appears on stage, it's not always the sky full of sunshine, the rainbow hangs high, the applause is thunderous, and the flowers are blooming!"

He Ping smiled slightly, blushing, and said in a low voice: "Not only that, I farted just now, and peed on my hands while peeing inside!"

Lin Kun suddenly had black lines all over his head, and the image of a goddess instantly collapsed in his heart, but it doesn’t matter, the so-called goddess is the love in the heart, not really asking how holy and noble, looking for a girlfriend is to keep each other company, support each other, and get happiness Yes, it is not to go back to worship.

Lin Kun smiled slightly and said, "What a coincidence, I also peed on my hand when I went to the toilet just now, but I did it because of the shaking bird, why are you?"

Bickering with such a shameless person is simply asking for trouble, He Ping said viciously in his ear: "Remember my words, one day, sooner or later, I will pull out your penis and sew it up with penis. Up your mouth!"