Part-time flower care worker

Lin Kun became more and more addicted when he talked, and his mouth was full of foam, and he didn't care about the feelings of others, as if he was talking to himself.

I saw him happily saying: "It is said that on this day, monk Tang and his disciples came to a small village, and every family in the villagers shut their doors and did not leave their doors. The monster came to the village to make troubles, murder and set fire, and did all sorts of evil. In order to save their lives, the villagers had to agree to the monster's request and donate a virgin every day. But now, the population is growing negatively, and virgins are getting less and less. As soon as he heard it, he felt pity in his heart, and asked Wukong to find a way to subdue the demons.

Wukong thought hard, and finally came up with a way to ask the village chief to gather all the virgins in the village into one house, and there were strange noises in the room one after another all night... Before long, the monster starved to death! "

Pfft... He Ping just took a sip of water, and heard him spit it all out, and even sprayed Jiang Shi's face.

She finally couldn't bear it any longer, and pulled Lin Kun out by the ear, poked his forehead with a dumbfounding expression on her face and said, "You're really good at it, it's a classic classic, don't say it out loud It has become a dirty joke, and it can still be so coherent, I sincerely admire it."

"Where, where." Lin Kun scratched his head modestly and said, "I'm not very good at telling stories."

He Ping pretended to be surprised and said, "You still don't know how to tell stories? You can tell stories so well. You can bring the dead back to life with just your mouth, let alone an autistic patient. I can guarantee that he will Listening to your stories every day, it won’t be long before you turn from an autistic person into a mentally ill person, or a hooligan at worst!”

"I'll take it as if you're praising me." Lin Kun muttered.

"I praise you!" He Ping said angrily, "It's a good thing for you to help others. I am also very touched and admire your heart to help others, but you have to pay attention to the method and method. We help one person. I hope he is well, and I can't rescue people from the wolf's den and push them into the tiger's den. I think it's still..."

"No need." Lin Kun didn't wait for He Ping to finish, and quickly interjected. He knew that He Ping was tempted and was going to help Jiang Shi herself. Thinking about Lin Kun felt creepy. If she accepted it, she would forcefully A zombie educated into a good boy like Lei Feng, where is this going?

Lin Kun immediately stated: "Don't worry, since I decided to help him, I will do my best. In the future, I will help him seriously and guide him, so that he can get rid of the torture of illness as soon as possible and return to human society."

Seeing what he said was serious, He Ping chose to believe him. In fact, He Ping was very happy in her heart. She had been looking for a true like-minded person, but few people could accept her character of "bad good person". Others, even at the expense of herself, and she can really share the pain of others, but every time she helps others, she will feel comfortable all over herself, both mentally and physically, she is more comfortable than ever.

However, her personality is really difficult for others to accept, especially those around her. For example, she once performed artificial respiration for a dirty beggar. Which family member or boyfriend can accept this?

It is often said that there is a limit to helping others, and you must do what you can. However, almost everyone can do artificial respiration for beggars, but how many people will do it?Who can grasp the limit of the so-called helping others?

Therefore, Lin Kun's performance today moved her very much, and she also agreed with it. There was a sense of joy in finally finding that person, which moved her heart more than playing the piano, singing and giving her soup.

"Okay." He Ping thought for a while, decided to believe him, and said seriously: "I believe you will help him wholeheartedly, but you must pay attention to the methods and methods, be scientific and reasonable, and don't stimulate him."

"Understood." Lin Kun stood at attention and saluted. He Ping couldn't help but smile when he watched him play tricks. When he raised his eyes, Lin Kun's big face was already close in front of him. The big cheek was almost on his lips, and he could see clearly Seeing the fluff and stubble on his face, Lin Kun said cheaply: "I'm so obedient, as a girlfriend, shouldn't you encourage me?"

He Ping looked at his big cheeks, her face was reddish, and she saw that there was no one around, and she kissed him decisively, her warm lips were printed on his face, which was extremely comfortable.

He Ping is not a hypocritical person. She also believes that anyone who does good deeds should be praised and encouraged.However, those who have been encouraged and praised cannot push forward.

Especially not like Lin Kun, who kissed his cheeks and pouted his lips to wait for the passionate kiss. He Ping gave him a small slap, turned around and left.

Lin Kun immediately sent him off. As for He Ping, he was not in a hurry. He wanted to smooth her edges and make her give up those dreamy romances and so-called bitter pursuits.

Back in the restaurant, Jiang Shi was still sitting upright, and the restaurant was already closed, but the boss did not leave, but instead dragged a box of beer and stepped on it, pouring wine for Jiang Shi continuously, and said in a crackling voice, It's all whining and complaining.

These days, when a man wants to support a family, it’s like holding up a piece of sky. He tastes the bitterness, hotness, ups and downs, and swallows his joys, sorrows, and joys alone. Today's complaints aroused the pain and pain of the restaurant owner, so he simply got drunk.

And he found Jiang Shi as the right person, he is definitely the best listener in the world, and he can drink with you without getting drunk.

Soon Lin Kun also joined in, raised his glass and drank heavily, and listened to the owner of the restaurant spit bitter water. The three of them drank until midnight, Lin Kun couldn't open his eyes, and the boss fell directly under the table, lying The place where he fought.

Lin Kun and Jiang Shi returned to the campus, surrounded by silence, the teaching buildings and dormitory buildings were completely dark, men and women who went out on a date came back in twos and threes, some were elated, some were gloomy, with different expressions.

Lin Kun instructed the battle plan several times, and after confirming that Jiang Shi had memorized it, he let him go with confidence, and he slipped into Liu Yinnan's dormitory again.

It was almost midnight at this time, what made Lin Kun wonder was that the door of their dormitory was not closed tightly, as if deliberately leaving the door open for someone, could it be Liu Yinnan?

Lin Kun was overjoyed, gently pushed the door open, and slid in like a loach. Although the dormitory was pitch black, filled with the smell of perfume and sweaty feet, he could still accurately identify the position of Liu Yinnan's bed, and he didn't stop at all. Not to mention making any sound, he quickly climbed over the bed and got into Liu Yinnan's bed. The whole set of movements was done in one go, light and freehand, and definitely has the potential to be a flower picker.

As soon as he got into the bed, the people in the bed reacted immediately. After all, it is a single bed in the dormitory. If two people are squeezed together, even if they take sleeping pills, they will be woken up. Lin Kun immediately grabbed him without waiting for the other party to make a sound. With her hand, she put her little hand on her magic weapon.

She grasped it subconsciously, and immediately calmed down, and said in a low voice: "Damn ghost, you are so courageous, you actually engage in night raids, and you are not afraid of going to the wrong bed."

Lin Kun chuckled, sniffed her unique hair fragrance, and said, "It doesn't matter if you go to the wrong bed, the key is to go to the right person!"

"I hate it." Liu Yinnan became coquettish, and pinched his magic weapon fiercely. Lin Kun said with a sly smile: "Didn't you also deliberately leave the door for me, let's not talk about each other."

"Keep the door open?" Liu Yinnan wondered, "I don't have one. Lili, who is sleeping outside, is responsible for closing the door."

"Huh?" Lin Kun also became puzzled. At this moment, the two of them heard movement outside the door at the same time. Seeing a figure, he slipped in with a slight sway at the door, his movements were as skillful as Lin Kun's, and he also didn't make any sound, just disappeared in a flash.

You don't need to look to know that she must have gotten into someone's bed. Liu Yinnan whispered in Lin Kun's ear: "Feifei didn't come back today, it seems to be to accompany her boyfriend, but Lili has come back a long time ago, I still wonder , She is so honest today, so it turns out that Liumen is waiting for someone to attack at night."

Oh, Lin Kun understood. It turned out that Mo Lili was the one who kept the door for someone. If he had known that he had climbed into her bed just now, he might be able to fish in troubled waters and take advantage of the falsehood.

Thinking of this, Lin Kun's magic weapon swelled a little, and he almost let go of Liu Yinnan's hand. Liu Yinnan pinched it with love and hatred, but at this moment, the bed next door was already shaking slightly, and two people came. Rapid breathing.

"Do you need to be so impatient?" On the other side, He Jingjing's voice came faintly, which startled everyone. Before everyone recovered, He Jingjing said: "Look at Sister Nan's 'That', you haven't been in a hurry to do things after coming in for a long time, how calm you are."

The four of them were sweating profusely. In the middle of the night, everyone thought that each other was asleep, but they didn't expect that everyone was awake and had their own stories.

At this time, Lin Kun said: "Sister Jingjing, if you have nothing to do now, I suggest you call Chen Bo and say that you want to see him for the last time and ask him to go out immediately."

When mentioning her ex-boyfriend who had just broken up, He Jingjing fell silent, recalling the sad incident again, but soon she said: "It's okay to make a phone call, wake him up in the middle of the night, so that he can't sleep."

He Jingjing thought it was just a simple prank, and immediately dialed the phone. When the fluorescent light of the phone on the bed lit up, both Liu Yinnan and Mo Lili were covered with quilts...

He Jingjing made a phone call in the tone of a boudoir and resentful woman, and hung up without hearing what the other party said. Her haggard, plaintive, and sad voice sounded like a ghost crying in this silent midnight, but if From a girl whose boyfriend just dumped it, it sounded like a desperate croon, a last word.

Not long after the phone was hung up, a shrill, earth-shattering man's exclamation came, almost resounding throughout the campus...