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Lin Kun was inevitably beaten by Liu Yinnan because of his cheap talk. .

Butterfly Lovers, a world-renowned romantic and poignant love story, especially in the end, the Yingtai sister died for her true love with Ai Lang, the true emotion moved the heavens, and the two turned into a pair of beautiful butterflies, sleeping and flying together, so beautiful and romantic ah.

But in this guy's mouth that couldn't spit out ivory, everything changed. He said that butterflies only have a lifespan of about two weeks, and if they change, they will become bastards, so that they can truly stay together forever.

Liu Yinnan was so angry that she ravaged him severely, and vowed never to watch movies with him again.

Lin Kun still insisted: "I'm telling the truth. Although the story is beautiful, poignant and romantic, people can't live in the story. Only by facing reality and living a down-to-earth life can the true value of love be reflected."

Liu Yinnan was slightly taken aback, she didn't expect him to say such a reasoning, but looking at his slanted waist and winking eyes, he probably didn't have any good intentions, Liu Yinnan sneered and said: "Hmph, what you call love is You are nice to me, shall I let you fork?"

"Of course not!" Lin Kun retorted sternly, and said solemnly: "How can you have such an idea? It's really terrible. Your mentality is not worthy of talking about true love. Human life is a contract that can be terminated at any time." , but love at its most mellow can transcend life and death."

Hey, Liu Yinnan was shocked, I didn't expect this guy to get angry and say such beautiful words.She looked at him with more interest. Could it be that she really misunderstood him? He has a different understanding of true love?

Liu Yinnan asked: "In your opinion, what is true love?"

Lin Kun said solemnly: "The so-called true love means that no matter how good I am to you, you will let me fuck you!"

"I'll kill you right now!"

Liu Yinnan was furious, and jumped directly onto Lin Kun's back, strangled his neck with one hand, and thrust his eyes with the other. Lin Kun was not idle, and carried Liu Yinnan on his back, with her eyes crossed, while he was also He poked her small hole with his hands, but in the end Liu Yinnan was defeated, and Lin Kun scrambled through his trousers, almost poking his aunt's towel off. .

Liu Yinnan jumped off his back, straightened his trousers, and said angrily: "You have no interest in the devil, don't expect me to take the initiative to ask you out again in the future."

Liu Yinnan is still indignant, what she hates most is this kind of man who spoils the scenery. Women like to laugh with him when they watch comedies, and weep together when they watch tragedies. There is no market anymore, women prefer men to be sensual.

It's just that Lin Kun has nothing to do with the so-called sensibility. He never cares about style or sentiment, what he cares about is how to be sexual, wants to please women, and speaks with strength.If it can make a woman fascinated, tearing the bed sheet, grabbing the railing, it will work better than all sweet words.

Nowadays, many people are saying that when you quarrel with your girlfriend or wife, when you can’t have sex, you can directly push down and strip off, and make circles. As long as you are satisfied, all unpleasantness will disappear. Of course, the performance of a man is very important. If the performance is not good , it may have the opposite effect.

Lin Kun smiled slightly and said, "It's okay, if we date again in the future, I'll make the decision."

Liu Yinnan cast a glance at him and said, "Do you have any good ideas, where can you go to play?"

"Go to the hotel!" Lin Kun blurted out without thinking.

Liu Yinnan had black lines all over his head, so he knew he would say that. In his eyes, the best place to date is to go to a hotel.

"Let's go, you've been walking for a long time, and you're tired, let's find a hotel to rest and take a nap." Lin Kun said with a smile on his face, seemingly sincere.

"What do you want to do?" Liu Yinnan asked warily.

"Nothing." Lin Kun said solemnly: "Just take a nap with you and take a rest. Don't worry, we will sleep separately. At most, we will hug you to sleep, but we will never do much. Even if we do, it is the best. Stroll around more often, never put it in, even if you put it in, it will never move..."

"Fuck me, fuck me..." Liu Yinnan flirted with Lin Kun, "These are some of the biggest lies of men, you pretend I don't know... If you don't mess with my old lady today, will you feel uncomfortable all over?"

"Hmm..." Lin Kun pursed his lips and said seriously, "I can't live without it."

"I'd better kill you first." Liu Yinnan flew up again and trampled Lin Kun severely.

But in the end, the two of them came to a small hotel. In the closed room, Liu Yinnan blushed, half-pushed and half-swapped, and took the magical weapon into the mouth with the momentum of all rivers, shy and shy, retching all the time. , finally met Lin Kun's evil needs.

Liu Yinnan deserves to be a stunning beauty who is naturally charming. Although it was her first time, she got started very quickly. Under Lin Kun's guidance, she quickly mastered the basic skills, and became more and more proficient. His own understanding and innovation made Lin Kun fascinated, and fell in love with this taste deeply.

In the evening, Lin Kun paid Liu Yinnan a big meal as a thank you, including stewed beef tongue, stuffed pork tongue, duck tongue in sauce, braised fish lip, abalone lip in soup, steamed goose lip...

Liu Yinnan looked at the plates of well-targeted famous dishes, with black threads hanging from head to toe, looked at Lin Kun with a sneer, and said, "Thank you for your trouble, you miss me so much, what are you going to treat me to next time?" ?”

Lin Kun smiled wickedly: "Next time I will treat you to 'chrysanthemum tea' first, then I will eat some chicken breast, and by the way, two chicken feet and sauced trotters..."

"What's the matter? Don't let him go anywhere?" Liu Yinnan stomped his foot under the table, dumbfounded. Good-looking novel:.

Even so, these delicacies should not be wasted. Although the meaning was full, Liu Yinnan still ate it.I am a great man, but in terms of food, it is definitely second to none in the world, with a wide variety of dishes and rich nutrition.

Nowadays, people know more and more how to enjoy and keep healthy, and there are many new ideas and inventions in the types of food, especially the food that is safe and healthy is the most popular.

Beside them, there is a big brother, wearing a gold necklace, with green hair, holding a leather handbag, and the latest gold mobile phone for local tyrants. He looks like a nouveau riche. The food and the waiter are all picky, and they look like they are not bad for money, especially when looking at the recipes, he thinks everything is cheap. He thought he would order some delicacies from mountains and seas, Scottish braised noodles, etc., but he didn’t. Thinking of it, I only ordered a plate of organic cabbage in the end.

Not long after the food was served, he scrambled on the plate for a while, and then called the waiter and began to complain: "What kind of dish are you guys? It obviously has chicken and cabbage. I have been picking it for a long time, but why did I see a piece of chicken?"

His voice was so loud that everyone in the restaurant heard it. They were shocked and burst into laughter, which made him feel very puzzled. Lin Kun laughed loudly and couldn't help saying: "Fortunately, the order is organic Cabbage, if you order wife cakes, if you can’t eat your wife, why don’t you risk your life?”

Liu Yinnan was also shaking with laughter, and added: "How about ordering couple's lung slices and mapo tofu!?"

Lin Kun said: "Hericium erinaceus, cat's ears, lion's head, ants climbing a tree, who are you talking about?"

In the end, the man still didn't know why, so he hurriedly settled the bill and forced someone to issue an invoice. After packing the cabbage, he walked away in a daze, which made people sigh with emotion. I have forgotten the painful lessons of pretending to be struck by lightning, being struck from head to b, pretending to be bitten by a dog, biting from feet to hanging, pretending to be wheeled by people, from casters to lips.

But this small episode allowed Lin Kun and Liu Yinnan to find a common topic outside of the chacha circle. After the wanton laughter, the two of them were in a happier mood.This makes them feel very happy with each other. The most important thing for two people to be together is to have a common topic, even if they hurt others together.

However, Liu Yinnan was still very worried, afraid that Lin Kun would really treat her to drink 'chrysanthemum tea', so Liu Yinnan proposed to go back to school, but refused Lin Kun's enthusiastic invitation on the grounds that there was still class tomorrow morning.

This dog thing really tortures people, Liu Yinnan's mouth is still numb, and the tip of her tongue has almost lost her sense of smell, because she has swallowed hundreds of millions of life essence seeds, so she always feels sticky in her throat, and her breathing is not smooth , she was so worried that it hit her lungs.

Although there are many complaints, Liu Yinnan still has sweetness in her heart. This is the feeling of being in love. It's sweet and sweet. Men surround you, act like a baby by your side, worry about your beauty and figure, want to please you in every possible way, do everything you can. Can satisfy you.

In fact, the so-called love, to put it bluntly, is to satisfy each other. A man satisfies a woman's vanity and brings a sense of happiness, satisfaction and security to a woman, while a woman must satisfy a man's vanity while also satisfying his physiological needs.

Lin Kun had a very happy day. He not only cleaned up the little devil, but also let him go.

When we got back to the dormitory, all my brothers came back, even Li Yongtai was there, but he seemed a little listless, and I don't know if it was because Mo Lili's demands made him tired, or because he couldn't satisfy Mo Lili. frustrated.

Zhang Xuemin was sitting on the bed, fiddling with his DSLR camera, looking at the photos, Xu Cheng was sitting in front of the computer, neither playing games nor chatting today, he kept sighing and muttering, "Qian, why am I not rich?" people!"

Lin Kun didn't know why he felt this way, but now most people would express such feelings and complaints, Lin Kun walked over, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Brother, don't feel that you have no money, these days are not It's still growing, and you will find that there are many days without money!"