Part-time flower care worker

It turns out that Lin Kun finally understood that this handsome, bookish illiterate Kao Shen had an affair with several young female teachers, but the female teachers were too reserved and did not express it clearly, but they wrote to her one after another. He sent a small note to pass on love, but unfortunately, he is illiterate, he can't understand the small note at all, let alone reply, and the beautiful karma is about to be delayed.

I happened to meet Lin Kun today. One reason is that he is a well-known part-time worker with a great reputation. He has helped many people love success and is very efficient.

Second, Kaoshen saw that he was different and regarded him as a similar person, but he was not perfect, and wanted to teach him some Falun Dao principles as part-time compensation.

However, what makes Lin Kun suspicious is that since he is illiterate, who knows if the scriptures he taught himself are really effective?

Lin Kun expressed his doubts very cleverly. Shang Chun told him that this is the special ability of God. He can perceive what kind of knowledge people need, and then he will naturally find the corresponding knowledge from the thousands of books. Yes, this is an ability exclusive to gods and demons.

Worried that Lin Kun would not believe it, he specially demonstrated it to him once. The target task was He Ping, who was frowning and couldn't calm down. Shang Chun felt it silently for a while, waved his hand casually, and a book appeared on his desk out of thin air. In his hand was a book about agricultural science and technology. He flipped through a few pages and rubbed his palms slowly on the pages. Afterwards, the handwriting on the pages glowed faintly, each one seemed to come to life, like jumping The fairies leaped out of the paper and flew towards He Ping bouncingly, burrowing into her eyebrows one by one.

Soon, He Ping was extremely shocked, with an unbelievable expression on her face, scratching her head, looking at the book, still in disbelief, then closed the book, took the pen and paper and began to write silently, and compared it with the book, it turned out that every word was correct.

He Ping was overjoyed, Lin Kun was also surprised, it really is unpredictable.

"Come on, Brother Chun, let's read the messages of those beautiful teachers." Lin Kun immediately got into work, and by the way: "You will tell me all the scriptures in a while."

"Don't worry, I will do what I say." Shang Chun said.

Lin Kun was relieved. Following Shang Chun to a bookshelf, he picked up a book with a red heart drawn on it, opened a few pages, took out a note and handed it to Lin Kun.

He looked down and saw a row of beautiful small characters written on it: "Opening the brackets to solve the square is only to find the root."

Um?This is a mathematical term. You don’t need to think about it. This is a dark message from a math teacher. If you are an ordinary person, you may not see any clues. Only a person like Lin Kun who has the heart of an adulterer, The key is obvious at a glance.

He read this message to Shang Chun, and Shang Chun nodded. He couldn't read it, but he could understand it. It's just that he didn't understand it. Therefore, although he could profoundly convey the knowledge from all the books in the world to everyone, he still couldn't understand it. I am illiterate myself.

Lin Kun patiently explained to him from an academic point of view, but he still didn't understand very well. Finally, Lin Kun told him his own understanding with body language: "The so-called open brackets are to put your legs in brackets. To solve the square is to untie the clothes and pants just to find the root, of course it is to find a tree-root-shaped object.”

After hearing this, Shang Chun suddenly realized, and almost jumped up excitedly: "Oh, I didn't expect that she usually wears gold-rimmed glasses and is so gentle, but the inside is so open and wild. Quickly, reply to her and leave my roots to her." she."

What Lin Kun is most proud of and what people like the most is his quick wit, and this moment is no exception. He took the pen handed over by Shang Chun, and wrote on the back of the note: "Put a straight line through the center of the circle to the end .”

Lin Kun explained to Shang Chun, and Shang Chun was very satisfied. He felt that the rhyme and style were the same, and the other party would definitely be satisfied.

Lin Kun successfully completed the task and was about to leave when Shang Chun took down a book with a five-pointed star logo from the shelf. The symbol on it was to distinguish female teachers. The one who is interested is a Chinese teacher this time, because this book is about ancient Chinese, and it was borrowed and returned by the teachers. Shang Chun couldn't understand it, so I marked it.

There is also a note inside, which reads: "I plan to get drunk with Shukuangtu, and sing about wine, and strong music is tasteless. I will never regret it after taking off my clothes and belts. I will make people haggard for Yixiao."

Lin Kun is also familiar with a poem with a beautiful artistic conception. It seems that it was written by a Chinese teacher, but one line is worth scrutinizing.

Obviously, the belt is getting wider and I will not regret it, and I will be haggard because of Yixiao, but here it is changed to "I will not regret it when I take off my belt". looking at you.

After listening to Lin Kun's explanation, Shang Chun jumped three feet high. This Chinese teacher is also a very bookish girl. She is usually taciturn and always likes to read quietly in the corner. off.

Shang Chun said excitedly: "Reply to her, and reply according to her style, let her know that we have a common language and hobbies, so it will be easier to win."

Lin Kun nodded, thought for a while, and wrote: "The ghost knocks on the door in the middle of the night, and the soul wants to die on the bed. Gao Chao pushes the waves forward, and one wave is stronger than the other."

"It's too crazy!" The illiterate Shang Chun gave a thumbs up excitedly and commented.

Not only did this reveal the purpose of the date, but it even explained the time, it was necessary to knock on the door in the middle of the night.

Just when Lin Kun thought that the merits and deeds must be complete this time, Shang Chun suddenly found another book. Lin Kun was completely stunned. This guy was hiding in the library and pretending to be a sweeping monk. How many female teachers did he hook up with?

This time he took out a physics book with a solid circle drawn on it. When he opened it, there was still a note saying: "When any object is stretched, it will never become thicker."

Lin Kun was delighted when he saw it. Although this is an objective fact in physics, in biology, there is a kind of physics that will become thicker when it is stretched, and it has a strong degree of freedom.

Lin Kun knows nothing about physics, and wanted to express his intention clearly, so he simply drew a jj crookedly on the other side of the note, like a sausage and two eggs, but he is special in "sausage" 'Eighteen centimeters' is marked next to it, and the meaning is clearly expressed.

After explaining it to Shang Chun, he felt a little helpless, but there was no way, Lin Kun was not invincible, so it was already very good to do so, and his interest in that physics teacher was not as strong as the previous two.

Just when Lin Kun finally breathed a sigh of relief, Shang Chun turned over the bookshelf again, and Lin Kun couldn't help but said, "Leave some rations for the other male teachers."

Shang Chun smiled awkwardly and said, "No way, the charm is unstoppable."

At this moment, someone suddenly came outside the door. It should be someone who came to return the book. Shang Chun was busy looking for the book with the ambiguous note, and had no time to answer. He waved his hand and said to Lin Kun: "Go and help me collect the book. Just put it on the table at the front desk."

Lin Kun is helpless. Now he is the seller and Shang Chun is the buyer, and the payment is cash on delivery. Lin Kun has to listen to him before he settles the bill.

In fact, this cash-on-delivery method should really be promoted in depth. For example, if you go to school, you can pay the tuition after graduation.For example, if you seek medical treatment, you can pay the medical expenses after you recover, so that the interests of students and patients can be guaranteed to the maximum extent.

On this point, we are still far behind, and it is very difficult to achieve, but some groups have already begun to implement it, such as those girls in pedicure shops and bath centers, who have already used WeChat to advertise, allowing Alipay to pay!

Lin Kun walked out with a good idea for the future. When he reached the door, he was stunned when he saw the book return girl standing by the front desk.

This woman is wearing a beige white-collar suit, the skirt is a few inches above her knees, and underneath are black plaid stockings, and a pair of red high-heeled shoes wrap her delicate jade feet. The most attractive thing is her slender, round, smooth and fair ankles , making people imagine, imagining the feeling of holding this pair of ankles in their hands and resisting them on their shoulders.

Lin Kun was looking at the beauty's jade feet, and the beauty was also looking at him, took a look, and then said angrily: "Lin Kun, if you don't go to class tomorrow, I will deduct all your credits for this school year, and let the school directly You fire."

Lin Kun was taken aback, and quickly looked away from his feet, and saw a beautiful face that looked like a flower and jade and slightly sullen. No wonder it was so sexy, it turned out to be Teacher Xiaobai.

Lin Kun immediately said with a smile on his face, "Mr. Bai, oh, no, Mr. Su, hello. In fact, I don't want to skip class. It's just that I have too many things recently, so I have to do it. But don't worry, I will go on time tomorrow. I will never miss class again.”

Lin Kun quickly expressed his attitude with sincerity, Su Xuewei snorted and said, "I never expected that you would come to the library too?"

"I'm here to work." Lin Kun said truthfully.

Su Xuewei's face turned blue immediately, and she said, "I knew that people like you wouldn't take the initiative to study."

"Who said that, I still prefer reading." Lin Kun said: "Oh, by the way, Mr. Su, you should have finished your storybook "Mr. Bai Jie and His Men". I found a young Abin, which also tells the romantic stories in the campus. I recommend you to read it. After you get familiar with it, I will introduce you to see Jinlin is a thing in the pool. It is written in a grand and imposing manner. Magnificent, full of tricks, people never get tired of watching it.”

Su Xuewei's face turned red immediately, and she casually flipped through two pages of teacher Bai Jie's legendary stories, but she didn't want to be bumped into by Lin Kun, as if he had stepped on her tail, this guy might talk forever.Although I don't know what the two books he recommended are, they are definitely better than Teacher Bai.

"Oh, by the way, Mr. Su, you are here to return the book, just leave it to me." Lin Kun saw that the interrupt was successful, and Su Xuewei stopped nagging her about being absent from class, so she immediately wanted to dismiss her.