Part-time flower care worker

In fact, the most confused person right now is Lin Kun. He was obviously just trying to strike up a conversation, so why did he attract so many girls.

He can still understand that Tao Linna appeared, it was to hit him, destroy his plan to strike up a conversation, and ruin his reputation by the way.

The words of Liu Yinnan, the king of the town, confirmed his notoriety of promiscuity and flirting, but Lin Kun didn't understand what his purpose was for doing this, and it would also damage her reputation. It's too ruthless, but with her reputation as the king of men, she shouldn't care, and every time Lin Kun looks at her, she feels coquettish and teasing, and her intention to seduce is obvious.

In the end is He Ping. She jumped out and said that she was her ex-girlfriend, and she said that she wanted to match her. Why is this?Is it just to help yourself out?

Lin Kun was dizzy and stood there at a loss.Fortunately, at this moment, all the teachers in charge of freshmen appeared, the door of the auditorium opened, and the welcome party for freshmen was about to begin. Although people's attention was still on them, they still had to disperse.

Yue Linglong took the lead and left, taking a group of votes to follow. Passing by Lin Kun, everyone had strange eyes, as if they were looking at a sworn enemy.

Zhen Nan Wang obviously had something to say, but was dragged away by her student council president brother, frowning and muttering as he walked, looking like his brother was teaching his naughty sister a lesson.

Tao Linna gave He Ping a weird look, then gave Lin Kun a hard look, and then turned around and left. Her decisive action and lonely back really looked like she had just lost love.

He Ping smiled and whispered in Lin Kun's ear: "I can only help you so much, and I hope you can help me get rid of those flies again."

After finishing speaking, He Ping also left. There were a few boys not far from her, who looked at her back hesitantly, then at Lin Kun, and finally left dejectedly.

Lin Kun understood that He Ping also had a purpose. She said that she wanted to get back together with Lin Kun, which meant that she would have someone to marry her, and her suitors would naturally stop bothering her.

Hey, why must there be a purpose between people, with such a big sense of utilitarianism?

Lin Kun looked up to the sky and sighed, he was surrounded by beauties just now, but now all of them are gone, of course, only the beauties are gone, there are still many people around him, there are men and women with friendly faces, they seem to want to get acquainted with him.

Based on the speculation just now, they felt that Lin Kun was probably a big shot.But seeing Lin Kun in a daze, they didn't dare to approach him rashly, for fear of offending him.

Only one girl came up on her own initiative. This girl was plain, even ugly, with dark skin and a long face, small eyes, round nose and thick lips. She was wearing a T-shirt with her neck exposed, and there was a scar on her neck. It looks like she has undergone vocal cord or thyroid surgery, and she still has a scar constitution. The scar looks like a worm, and it looks very numb.

It was such a girl who came up generously and patted Lin Kun on the shoulder, bringing him back to his senses. The girl raised her eyebrows and said, "What's the matter, who did you end up with?"

What is this nonsense?Lin Kun has black lines all over his head, why does he sound like a watery girl?He smiled wryly, "Sister, what's the matter with you?"

The girl smiled and said, "It's okay, I'm just asking, if you didn't choose those women just now, why don't we make do with each other?"

Lin Kun was sweating profusely. What happened to this woman today? Could it be that the male hormones he secreted were exposed and attracted them?

He was in a daze, looking at the girl in front of him. To be honest, he really didn't dare to compliment this kind of appearance, let alone the slightest interest. What kind of bullshit is beauty in the soul? I can only feel it slowly by touching my chest.

Seeing Lin Kun in a daze, the girl's displeasure was obvious. The girl said angrily, "Why? Don't you like me? Do you think she is ugly? You are ugly or not, they are two pieces of flesh..."

"Okay, big sister, no matter how ugly or not, I don't want to rape animals!" Lin Kun said angrily.

The girl was about to speak, but at this time Li Yongtai and the others had rushed over and dragged Lin Kun away.

The three of Li Yongtai interrogated Lin Kun as they walked, and Li Yongtai said: "Second brother, tell me, how did you take down that tall beauty, the one who still protects Shu Bao? It seems that you have the deepest affection for you." Now, it must have cost a lot of money to take her down, right?"

Lin Kun was sweating profusely. Before he could answer, Xu Cheng asked next to him, "Second Brother, why do so many beauties like you? Why do they like you?"

Zhang Xuemin also said in a hurry: "Second brother, you are too unjust, and you don't tell me so many stories. I know these are lies, but if you become a school belle in the future, can you reveal a little bit about their measurements? Size, menstrual period birthday, photos without makeup, we cooperate, you provide resources, I find buyers, those idiots will definitely be willing to bid!"

Looking at the earnest faces of the three of them, although he didn't understand everything just now, they didn't know, and just took the opportunity to create a tall image of himself, Lin Kun cleared his throat, straightened his wrinkled clothes, and looked With a smile that was not a smile, he looked at Li Yongtai and said, "Picking up girls naturally costs money, but spending money also needs to be skillful, you can't just talk nonsense, and you can't just buy what a woman wants. Know how to consume according to your needs. For example, buy an electric fan when it’s hot, buy an electric blanket when it’s cold, buy mosquito repellent if you have mosquitoes, buy needles and threads for mending socks, and buy Hushubao when your aunt comes. Don't come to buy progesterone... money will only reflect the value of money when it is spent on things that are needed, and it will better reflect your thoughtfulness and true feelings."

Li Yongtai kept nodding with a teachable expression. One of his ideas of spending money on women is gold and silver jewelry, brand-name bags, and high-end perfumes to open rooms.However, the ones he won were all vulgar and vulgar fans, which were completely different from those superb beauties just now, but the money was not less. Now he understands that although the needlework blanket fan is small, it is Urgent needs.

After teaching Li Yongtai, he looked at Xu Cheng again, and said sincerely: "When a man comes out to mess around, his appearance is second. The key is to have a firm and unwavering lust. Always remind yourself that no matter how beautiful a woman is, she will run away." But the fate of being overwhelmed by men is temperament. Women like men with temperament the most. They once told me that they like the unrestrained, free and easy temperament in me the most. Of course, the most important thing is that men There must be a root of wisdom."

Huigen?Xu Cheng was puzzled and said, "Why, does picking up girls have anything to do with practicing Buddhism?"

Lin Kun shook his head and said: "It should be considered a destiny. I have a Huigen. When I cultivate to the level of Dacheng, it can be transformed into a Tathagata Buddha stick."

Xu Cheng suddenly understood, and everyone understood.

Finally, Lin Kun looked at Zhang Xuemin, extremely excited, and took his hand and said, "Just taking a few photos and gossiping about the size of these women can make money?"

"Of course I can." Seeing Lin Kun so excited, Zhang Xuemin knew that he was interested, and immediately introduced: "Do you remember the school flower photo I showed you yesterday? Where do you think I got it? I paid a high price for it." Those idiots who are bold and small bought it, especially the photo of Yue Linglong. I heard that it was the photo she took on the first day of entering Longteng. , wouldn’t you just sell it to me for 3000 yuan!”

Lin Kun was secretly startled, a broken photo can be sold for 3000 yuan?He knew that Zhang Xuemin came from a middle-class family, so he was not short of money, but the money was spent too unjustly, a photo was worth three thousand, so how much was it worth when he hit up a conversation with the deity just now?

"Spending money to buy things you need can reflect the value of money. This is what you said just now, second brother." Zhang Xuemin said: "You are a full man who doesn't know how hungry a man is hungry, especially those idiots who are bold and small. They are all sex monsters, but they are not outstanding in appearance, have no special skills, and are not popular with girls. They can only sit in front of the computer and watch blockbuster movies in the island country. Most of them read all the blockbuster movies in the world. It won't arouse their interest if they are clean, they can only turn to the real beauties in life. Learn about women's gossip, preferences, look at photos, and fantasize about soul communication.

In addition to photos, it would be even more valuable if you can get some beautiful women's underwear. I heard that there was a sophomore who shared a dorm room with a certain school flower, stole the stockings of the school flower, and auctioned them on the campus. It fetched a high price of 6000 yuan. "

Lin Kun almost bit off his tongue when he heard the figure. More than 8 yuan was enough for his four-year college tuition and accommodation fees. Fuck, someone bought only one pair of stockings, and they were worn, full of them. Smelly feet and sweat!

There are too many rich people nowadays, and there are more people who spend their money recklessly than rich people, but what Lin Kun wonders is how affectionately this man who can spend 8 yuan on a pair of stockings loves This school belle, as well as himself, is so unattractive to girls!

Stockings can cost more than 8 yuan... With the looks of Tao Linna and He Ping, plus the farce just now, it is estimated that tomorrow they will enter the school flower list and become famous figures, which will definitely attract a large number of rich and crazy people. She is obscene, fetishistic, and is sought after by poor wretches who don't have a sister. I don't know if Tao Linna's blood-stained trousers will be more valuable than Emperor Qianlong's jade seal if they are put up for auction.

Lin Kun seemed to see countless banknotes flying in front of his eyes. He pulled Zhang Xuemin over and asked seriously, "Tell me, what can you sell?"

"Anything is fine." Zhang Xuemin told him: "On the campus, there is a special auction site, whether it is real objects or some gossip news, or inside information, special circumstances, especially about school flowers, such as their birthdays, favorites, etc. Things, annoying things, measurements, menstrual period days, whether menstrual period likes to lose their temper or stomach ache, who likes to play games when going to the toilet, who likes to read magazines, who likes to sing in the shower, what songs they like to sing, etc., of course The most important things are personal items, stockings, underwear, panties, and even paper tubes of instant noodles eaten by Xiaohua. If there is a lip print of Xiaohua on it, it will be more valuable... In addition, there are many times when idiots offer rewards Treasure hunting, for example, whoever sees the school belle gone, just saw the cover and the inner, they are willing to spend any money."

Lin Kun asked weakly: "What if it's Bi Yuntao who the school belle uses to entertain herself with cucumbers?"

Zhang Xuemin looked shocked, Li Yongtai and Xu Cheng beside him were also startled, but Lin Kun's expression was very serious, Zhang Xuemin said in a trembling voice: "Trust me, second brother, if you can get it, you will become a rich man of!"