Part-time flower care worker

The chairman of the student union, Liu Jiannan, stepped onto the stage in a dawdly manner, swaying every step, as if the whole world couldn't hold him, with a wretched smile on his sunny smile, as soon as he took the stage, he immediately lit a cigarette, full of anger.

There were bursts of booing and laughter from more than 1 people below. Some boys were whistling, and some girls' eyes were shining. This kind of unrestrained man is the most popular among women.

Lin Kun finally pushed the big black girl away, and looked at Liu Jiannan on the stage with a wry smile. The town boy Liu Yinnan is his sister. This pair of brothers and sisters, the elder brother is wretched, and the younger sister is coquettish. What kind of talents were they trained by?

With a cigarette in his mouth and a smile on his face, Liu Jiannan picked up the microphone, and instead of speaking, he licked on the microphone. This action immediately aroused even louder boos and laughter. He opened his mouth and said, "What kind of dragon is it, I think you guys already know something about it?"

"Understood..." Tens of thousands of people shouted in unison. From the simple speech of the leader just now, and the indecent actions of the student union president, everyone understood that it really was free and open.

"Okay, since you guys understand, I won't say much. You can feel it carefully in the future, and the future will be long." Liu Jiannan said: "However, I am here to represent myself and all the boys in our sophomore year, and I want to share with you All the boys here say one thing, that is, the senior is ours, and the junior is also ours, you don't want to get involved, if anyone can't help it, find a senior and make do with it!"

"Wow..." There was an uproar in the audience, laughter and boos became a piece, turning into a sea of ​​joy.

Liu Jiannan threw away the microphone and walked off the stage with a cigarette in his mouth. Next, a girl came onto the stage. Her long hair was dyed wine red, with big waves, and she was wearing a suit. She looked like a white-collar beauty, mature and charming, sexy and enchanting, Not at all like a student.

She picked up the microphone, followed Liu Jiannan's example and said, "Hi everyone, I'm the head of the Propaganda Department of the Student Union, and my name is Shen Dongxue. You guys don't want to look at me anymore. You can't miss me anymore, because I'm already old." It's four, and I will leave Longteng in a short time. This is the last time I will perform my duties as a minister. In addition to welcoming you, I also want to specifically ask the girls present here, girls, remember what you said, from now on You have to hurry up and find a partner. Don’t think that there is plenty of time. If you don’t pay attention, good resources will be taken away by others. As long as the conditions are right, unmarried children can also be considered. Don’t wait until your senior year to be like me again Squeeze your breasts, show your legs and twist your butt to curry favor with those middle-aged, bald, wretched interviewers in big companies!"

Speaking from experience!Although all the people who come out of Longteng are elite talents, there are social rules in the society, and there are rules in the workplace, especially unspoken rules, but no matter whether you are an elite or a smart person, no woman can succeed casually without experience...

"Okay, we've said everything we need to say, and it's up to you to handle these four years." The senior sister ended her speech and left a sincere experience summary: "According to the usual practice, you should also choose a freshman representative Come up and say a few words."

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, this is indeed a common practice, but their 18 years of life have been arranged by their parents and teachers, and now no one has made arrangements, and they are completely in charge, and they are a little at a loss.

At this moment, Lin Kun suddenly jumped up and shouted: "I'll go!"

Tens of thousands of people at the scene looked this way, and immediately recognized him as the mysterious man among the four beauties. Everyone booed immediately, and they all wanted to take this opportunity to get to know him and confirm various facts about his identity. guess.

Lin Kun, on the other hand, didn't really want to show off, but was entangled by the big black girl beside her. After several blows, instead of being frustrated, she became more daring, and even directly attacked Lin Kun's magical soldiers.

Lin Kun couldn't take it anymore, so he could only get rid of her in this way.

Pushing away the big black girl, Lin Kun rushed to the stage quickly, everyone's eyes were like spotlights, they followed him all the time, went on stage, picked up the microphone, and according to the usual practice, masturbation and masturbation, the audience laughed endlessly.

Looking at the dark crowd under the stage, Lin Kun was very calm. After two years of living in the mountains and forests, he had already stayed away from the crowd, and he even felt unfamiliar with being a human being. Now that he is back, the more lively he is, the happier he is, and he is used to it In a similar big scene, just last summer, in the mountains and forests, when the flowers were blooming, a swarm of bees came together, at least hundreds of thousands of words. Lin Kun asked them to play two games in front of hundreds of thousands of bees. A game of little bees...

"Hi everyone, I think everyone knows me?" Lin Kun said with a smile while holding the microphone.

"I know." Many people shouted like booing.

Lin Kun smiled shyly, and said, "I have become a romantic figure through the ages with this mistake. The text is first published."

Everyone laughed, even Liu Jiannan and Shen Dongxue looked at him with a smile, Liu Yinnan and He Ping also smiled at each other, only Tao Linna was looking around to see if there were darts, daggers, red bricks and other weapons to throw away go up.

Someone below shouted: "Let's talk about you first, who is your last name, and where did you come from..."

Lin Kun glanced out of the corner of his eyes and said, "I came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, and I came here to deliver sperm!"

Laughter broke out again, mixed with booing and women's contempt. When someone asked a question, the crowd became chaotic. They asked Lin Kun one after another. Some people asked him where he lived, where his parents were, how much property and savings he had, Some people even asked, who did he choose among the four women just now?

Seeing that the atmosphere at the scene is about to get out of control, and some people even rush to the stage, Lin Kun will naturally not answer one by one. The most attractive thing about a woman is her sense of mystery, which makes you eager to uncover her mysterious veil layer by layer. By the way It will also be able to uncover her clothes.

The same is true for men, the more mysterious you are, the more women want to understand you, and the deeper you get trapped.

Therefore, Lin Kun did not reveal anything about himself, but just took the microphone and said: "My name is Lin Kun, I am healthy, gentle and polite, and have a kind attitude. I am currently a part-time worker and undertake all commissions, such as making beds and making quilts, buying vegetables and cooking , feeding chickens and beating dogs, driving pigs to the pen, writing love letters for you, doing homework for you, passing messages for you, confessing your love for you, pretending to be a boyfriend, pretending to be a parent... In short, my service purpose is to solve people's worries and problems If you need it, please call 3838438, the price is negotiable, if you are the one!"

Lin Kun ended his speech on behalf of the freshmen in this way. Although it was just an advertisement, it represented a new look of the new generation of college students. They are work-study, self-sufficient, willing to work hard, innovative, and rely on their own hands to support themselves.