Part-time flower care worker

Although Su Xuewei had a disgusted expression on her face, she was somewhat pleased in her heart. Her own charm could make a young man eager to masturbate, which had to be said to be an achievement.

But at this moment, she suddenly remembered, and with a cry of surprise, she lifted the quilt and let out another burst of happiness, she exclaimed: "This quilt is stained with your essence seeds, so it has a certain time to survive." , what if I am pregnant?"

Su Xuewei's worry is not unreasonable. Of course, the possibility is very small. I remember reading a report that a little girl in the third grade of junior high school suddenly became pregnant unexpectedly. Because of going out to play with her boyfriend during the summer vacation, the two hugged affectionately, which caused the boy to erupt. Although she was separated by clothes, she was still pregnant.

It is called in vitro fertilization in medicine. As the saying goes, it is bad luck!

Lin Kun stared at the top of her pair of chicks. She usually wears a suit and is always ready to come out. At this moment, she is really different. It is plump and upright. It is a standard bamboo shoot shape, and there is a groove without squeezing.

Seeing that Lin Kun's eyeballs were about to fly out, Su Xuewei could only cover it with the quilt again, but she was worried that there were Lin Kun's essence seeds on the quilt. Although the location was not correct, they were still swimming hard .

Lin Kun knew that the so-called essence seeds were made up by him, but now Su Xuewei obviously believed it, and she seemed at a loss. Just when she was about to go crazy, Lin Kun took the initiative to say: "Mr. Su, why are you taking a bath in such a good manner? You ran out naked all of a sudden, you are also a beast named Shi in the future!"

Every time when Lin Kun mentioned teachers and professors, she always felt weird, especially his weird expression, which made Su Xuewei feel very awkward, but now she didn't have time to think about the connotation carefully, thinking of the scene in the bathroom just now. One scene, still lingering fear.

She pulled the quilt over to cover the spring, and said: "This broken hotel looks very clean and standard, but it's not a bad house at the foot of the mountain. There are many terrible bugs in the bathroom. I don't know where they crawled in. Oh, there are no bugs on the bed, are there?"

Su Xuewei said in horror, and almost jumped up again, but she held back forcefully, and could not continue to expose her beauty, Lin Kun had already seen all of this.

This kind of rural hotel is not good. Snakes, rats and ants often appear, but usually they are not threatening to humans and are not dangerous, but they are annoying and annoying.

Lin Kun walked to the door of the bathroom hypocritically, looked at the grasshopper friends jumping up and down, and deliberately shouted at Su Xuewei: "Teacher, are you dazzled? There are no strange bugs here. There is only one that is about 26 to A d-cup cover between 28, and a pair of lace hollow thong... ",

"Bring it to me quickly!" Su Xuewei growled.

Lin Kun threw it over to her casually. Because it was too light and thin, the trousers fell on the ground, which distracted her attention. Lin Kun quickly opened the door, causing the Grasshoppers to divert. They were still interested in Lin Kun. Thank you so much. Lin Kun also told them to hide when they encounter humans. It is best to change their living environment. For example, where there are fierce beasts such as tigers, wolves, and poisonous snakes. Humans dare not approach, and carnivores do not Can eat grasshoppers.

They humbly listened to Lin Kun's opinion and bid him farewell warmly.

At this time, Su Xuewei had already picked up her clothes, and shouted into the bathroom: "What did you just say? Didn't you see any strange insects? How could it be possible? Just now I clearly saw dozens, maybe hundreds of strange insects. The whole body is green, some are mixed with blue and gray, and some are flashing transparent wings, which is too scary."

Listening to her exaggerated words, Lin Kun felt speechless for a while. In fact, it was because she was taking a bath in an absolutely closed and private environment, and when she was extremely relaxed physically and mentally, she suddenly saw bugs, so she panicked.

If it was normal, she would definitely be able to recognize them as grasshoppers at a glance.

"There is really nothing here." Lin Kun shouted inside.

"That may have crawled away from somewhere, but they will definitely come back, you just stay in it, it is best to find the entrances and exits of them and block them directly, or destroy them all, or crawl on the bed at night. That's bad." Su Xuewei shouted.

"Okay." Lin Kun obediently agreed, which made Su Xuewei a little unbelievable, but then she heard Lin Kun say: "It just so happens that I want to make a big deal."

Su Xuewei just shut up, she is very self-aware, knowing that she can't keep up with Lin Kun's thinking leap.

Although Lin Kun played well in the past two days, he never forgot that he was on the way to escape, what happened to Du Xinrui, did he know the powerful existence behind her, and how should he examine Lin Kun?Have you sent a large number of masters to chase and kill yourself?

Although Lin Kun worked hard on passion and mountains and rivers, these themes were always on his mind and troubled his spirit.

When this person is nervous, he likes to think wildly, and often has some pessimistic thoughts, which leads to more emotional tension, and people are easy to get angry. Once this person gets angry, all problems will come.

For example, some people will have red eyes, mouth ulcers, yellow urine, toothache and so on when they get angry. Of course, the most common one is constipation.

Lin Kun belongs to the type of constipation. From childhood to adulthood, as long as he got angry, he would not be able to pull it out. It would take four or five days for him to be deflated. The process was very uncomfortable, and it was very difficult to unblock it.

Just like now, Lin Kun is sitting on the toilet, forcing himself to concentrate, his face is flushed, the veins on his neck are bulging, his hands are clenched into fists, and his whole body is tense, but there is no sign of dredging.

Panting heavily, he told himself to relax, it had been four days, and if he continued to consume it, he might produce toxins.

Under self-consolation, he slowly relaxed, tried to echo a happy event, echoed a beautiful picture, and gradually began to feel a little bit, but unfortunately, the long-term squeezing made the blockage hard, and for a while There is no way to squeeze it out.

Lin Kun took a deep breath, and suddenly sang loudly to cheer himself up: "The big river flows eastward, squat in the latrine to relieve your big hands. If you can't pull it out, let out a roar, if you can't roar out, use your hands to buckle... say buckle Let's buckle up..."

"Shut up!" Lin Kun was singing well, when he heard a sudden stop, the toilet door was about to be hit by something, and there was also a muffled sound, Su Xuewei roared: "Can you stop being so disgusting?"

As expected, Lin Kun remained silent, concentrated his energy, and continued to do a good job in dredging, but unfortunately, this is a job that requires great endurance, physical strength and perseverance. It is difficult and extraordinary.

He didn't come out for half a day, almost exhausting his physical strength. He hangs his head listlessly. It seems that this time he was very angry, and even he was so angry, so Du Xinrui has no choice but to take the gunpowder now. ?

Thinking about the torture of Du Xinrui at that time, the memory is still fresh now, and with a thought, the picture will appear in front of my eyes, white, curvy, trembling, wet, gushing...

Scenes appeared in front of his eyes like a slideshow. The more Lin Kun thought about it, the more excited he became, and gradually there was a reaction around him.

When the big strip was written, the magic weapon hardened, and the feeling was quite uncomfortable.

Lin Kun quickly dispelled the evil thoughts, looked down at the side that was cooling down gradually, and gradually became listless, Lin Kun touched it gently, and sang again on a whim: "The right leg on the right side of the left leg There is an elf on the left, it is lively and smart, strong and clever, it shuttles freely in the dense black forest, it is tired to vomit but very happy..."

"Pervert!" There was another shout and curse from outside the door, and this time it hit the door with something.

Lin Kun is angry, damn it, I can't pull it out, amuse myself, relax, and facilitate dredging, isn't that okay?

You don't let me sing, but I want to sing.

Lin Kun thought for a while, and immediately shouted at the top of his voice: "Xia Tian quietly passed by and left my little tits. I can't tell you about the A cup and the B cup. The evening wind blows through my warm skirt and my chest feels cool. How pleasant and pleasant." , how can I forget. Can't forget, I vowed to do breast augmentation, never forget, I'm tired of drinking papaya milk. The empty underwear, and you with a flat chest, give me a thin memory. Oh, summer and summer quietly passed the chest There is still no movement, knead and pinch, there is no flesh but skin, just in the dream of autumn, I want to fill you up, and I will never give up on you..."

After singing, Lin Kun closed his mouth and pricked up his ears to listen. This time, there was no shouting or slamming on the door. It seems that this song suits her taste, because she is not from the family of poor breasts, nor is she an a. It's not b, and, from Lin Kun's song, it's not difficult to hear that girls with small breasts have too many unspeakable words, too much crying and pain, and they are eagerly looking forward to their becoming bigger...

Obviously, Su Xuewei understood the central idea of ​​the song.

And at this moment, Su Xuewei also hummed a song. Lin Kun listened with pricked ears, and she sang: "I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to grow up..."

Hey, the chick has a dark belly. It is said that this song is a song that girls with small breasts will never sing. She listened to a pair of plump and upturned bamboo shoots humming this song, which was completely showing off.

And the miraculous thing is that Lin Kun's intestines became unobstructed after hearing her sing like this, and the blockage was instantly expelled.

Just when Lin Kun was about to finish, he felt that his whole body was almost light, and he was ecstatic, when he suddenly heard a sound from the bathroom next door. It was the fat man who was scared away by him just now. The sound insulation effect of the room was not good. What's the matter, he stuck to the wall, listening to the fat man on the phone, and still didn't give up and ordered another special room service, this time specially asked the other party to ask for a female waiter.

The fat man seemed so excited when he hung up the phone, he didn't even notice that the caged grasshopper was gone, and started humming in the toilet: "You said you wanted to fuck, but you didn't wear a condom .Something went wrong, she got pregnant, and gave birth to a child, do you want to..."

At this time, the door of the opposite room suddenly opened, and he shouted towards them: "You are all sick, do you have the time to participate in the Young Singer Grand Prix?"