Part-time flower care worker

Lin Kun watched as the young couple cuddled each other and left. The girl turned her head and mouthed Lin Kun's thanks, and Lin Kun smiled back.

Seeing a pair of lovers together is one of the most wonderful things in the world. Seeing them going out, Lin Kun couldn't help reminding: "Be careful in the future..."

The two paused for a while and left quickly.

At this moment, a strange voice came from behind Lin Kun: "Didn't you just say that if there is no sale, there will be no killing, and you will not be allowed to buy condoms. How can you pay attention to safety?"

Lin Kun turned around and saw the long-lost Tao Linna. The little girl finally finished her life of running and returned. It’s been a long time since I saw her. The little girl is still beautiful, with light makeup on her face, neatly combed hair, and two With tassels, slanted bangs, red-rimmed eyes, wearing a purple dress, holding a book in her hand, she has a more intellectual atmosphere, and at the same time has a strong sense of a little woman, a more mature little young woman.

Lin Kun looked at her with a smile and said, "Actually, besides condoms, there are many other well-known safety measures, such as long-term oral medicine for women, and emergency oral medicine for 72 hours after the event. In addition, you can also develop and use your own characteristics, it can still be kept inside, warm, moist and tight without worrying about killing people.”

Of course Tao Linna knew what he was talking about. He told himself more than once to let himself open his mouth at the last moment, or spray it directly on her face, to satisfy the perverted needs in his heart. chrysanthemum.

Although I haven't seen him for a while, Taolina also misses him very much, but she doesn't want to discuss chrysanthemum as soon as they meet.

She changed the subject and said, "I just came back this morning. Nothing happened recently, right?"

Lin Kun thought for a while, and said honestly: "The empathy devil has dedicated himself, and the **** witch has also appeared. In this life, the **** witch and the ice emperor are a pair of lovers who seem to be inseparable, and the empathy The devil is still in love with the slut witch, all the slut witches have come up with a way to kill people with a knife, let them bite the dog's hair, let the empathy devil go to the ice emperor for a life and death duel. Awakened, fully restored memory and strength is climbing to the peak...

Also, the Poison Demon King also appeared, but she has been recruited by that hidden organization and is working for them. The Demon Summoning Pill that appeared some time ago was made by her alone, and there is also a powerful The shadow demon, who appears and disappears like a ghost, is the core member of that organization, and he often comes forward to win over other gods and demons, and anyone who refuses to follow will be killed.

In addition, the God of Earth, God of Water, and God of Weather also appeared..."

Lin Kun feels that the current situation is getting more and more chaotic, and he has completely fallen into it. Everything is weighing on his heart, making him a little breathless. Fortunately, there is Tao Linna by his side who can share with him, who can make calm, objective and wise She helped out with ideas, and Lin Kun found that beside Tao Linna, he was most suitable to be a pawn, running errands for her, and letting her arrange everything.

But his sudden outbursts startled Tao Linna. She looked at Lin Kun incredulously, and said, "Is everything you said true, or did you watch some magical movie recently?"

"It's absolutely true." Lin Kun said seriously.

Tao Linna was taken aback. She never expected that so many gods and demons had appeared, and this was only encountered by Lin Kun. What's more, their power had already been revealed, which had to be taken seriously by Tao Linna.

"The people you mentioned just now, have you ever had contact with them? There are no conflicts, right? Try to befriend them as much as possible, not to mention win them over, but also establish a good relationship, so that you won't face life and death in the future." Taolina warned.

Lin Kun shrugged his shoulders and said, "Some have met but have never met, some of them have only heard about it, some of them have a good relationship, and some of them have already had trouble."

"My God." Tao Linna exclaimed: "I really didn't expect that your experience is so wonderful, please tell me about it..."

Just as Lin Kun was about to say something, when the preparatory bell rang before class, Tao Linna sighed and said, "Forget it, let's talk in bed at night if you have anything to say, I have to rush back to class, I found that there is There is a reincarnated person of gods and demons, although he has not yet revealed his ability, but I can be sure, before he is fully awakened, we should establish a good relationship with him first, win each other, and we will see each other under the covers at night, oh yes, remember to buy Condom, or don't even think about it..."

After Tao Linna finished speaking, she left in a hurry, making Lin Kun dumbfounded. Unexpectedly, Tao Linna was also scared, and she was about to enter the age of props.

Lin Kun also walked out of the classroom. The new wave of students had already rushed over. He Ping and Gu Xinran left after class without saying a word to him. It is estimated that this place is far away from their classroom, so they left in a hurry.

But it was better this way, and he was relieved that the grand occasion of the happy gathering did not take place in the end.

Walking out of the teaching building of the big classroom and seeing the people coming and going in front of him, Lin Kun became confused again. He knew what the next class was, so he simply wandered around on the playground. Several classes were taking physical education together. lively.

Lin Kun saw Gu Xinran by the flower bed outside the playground. The little girl was wearing a pink sportswear, her long black hair was tied into a ponytail, and her fair skin, combined together, looked extremely eye-catching.

However, her body is not capable of strenuous exercise, so she is sitting by the flower bed at this moment, watching other people moving, playing, chasing and fighting in the playground with a little envy in her eyes.

After Lin Kun got the news for the first day, Gu Xinran naturally also lost her personal doctor. It is not difficult to see from her fair face that something is wrong with her body again.

Lin Kun walked over with a smile, Gu Xinran was a little distracted and didn't notice him, Lin Kun leaned over and whispered in her ear: "Little girl, do you have a date!"

Gu Xinran was taken aback, and suddenly raised her head and almost hit Lin Kun's chin. When she saw him, she blushed a little, and the phrase 'do you want to have a date' has become Lin Kun's mantra.

Seeing him, Gu Xinran also laughed, not because of dating, but because of the speech in class about no business, no killing, Gu Xinran smiled and said: "What you said just now is really good, life cannot be wasted, and neither can the seeds of life." waste."

Lin Kun was taken aback, and immediately gave a thumbs up, feeling like meeting a confidant, and said excitedly: "Yes, in fact, I just want to tell people to learn to cherish. In fact, there are countless seeds of life essence in men. Although there are many, But on average, there can only be more than 7000 eruptions in a lifetime, and among them, dozens or even hundreds of times were self-overflowing due to excessive savings during youth, and about 6000 times were dedicated to left and right hands, walls, etc. when they were young. There are not many toilet papers that can be used in the right place. Each eruption is about 5000 to [-] milliliters, about [-] to [-] million, and only [-] to [-] million can be produced every day. If there are too many eruptions in a day, Then in the next few days, it is likely to face a situation without bullets.

Moreover, not all of these tens of millions of seeds are effective if you want to create new life. Even the best and healthiest seeds will not exceed 60.00%. They have good activity and can keep moving in a straight line, while the rest of them move in a curved line. Or wriggle in place, unable to create life at all.

Don't underestimate these life seeds. Every time they erupt, they are extremely fast, reaching 45 kilometers per hour, almost at the same speed as a bus. At the beginning, they are milky white, and they also contain gray-white clots. After a few minutes, it will automatically liquefy and become clear and transparent...you know what.In fact, these two to five milliliters are not all the seeds of life essence, the seeds are only about 10%, and most of the rest are made up of a variety of substances, including water, fructose, protein and fat, and also contain a variety of enzymes and inorganic salts and zinc elements, so taste it carefully, it is not only delicious, but also very nutritious..."

"Okay, okay!" Gu Xinran quickly stopped, her face was already red and transparent, as if she was about to burn, a big man, just talking about sperm to a little yellow virgin like this, people Can't be too shameless, even said it is delicious and nutritious, this is for her to taste it!

Seeing her shy look, Lin Kun scratched his head and said, "Okay, I won't say anything, because I believe you can understand, in fact, what I mean is that young people should know that spirit is precious, so don't wait for insensitivity to shed tears. Not only to boys, but also to those girls, girls must know that the film is precious, and the fungus will only regret it if it is black."

Gu Xinran's face was red and her head was full of black lines. If she hadn't been feeling unwell recently and couldn't exercise vigorously, she would have run away a long time ago. Fortunately, she also had some problems with her ears recently, and her voice was not very clear, otherwise it would have been early I was so ashamed.

Seeing that Lin Kun was still talking, Gu Xinran quickly changed the topic and said, "By the way, I heard that you had a conflict with Du Xinrui from my store a few days ago. Are you okay now?"

Lin Kun was stunned for a moment, but seeing Gu Xinran's strange expression, it was obvious that she had also heard about 'Du Xinrui's reason', that is, the reason for homosexuality.

He tentatively said: "Actually, I just feel aggrieved and can't swallow this useless gas. I didn't like that girl very much, and I never pursued her. It's just that I was able to talk to her, but I was hooked up by another woman." I'm leaving, I'm feeling bored."

"Since you don't like that girl, don't worry about it anymore." Gu Xinran comforted her softly like a pure angel, "Since they can be together, it must be true love."

Sure enough, it seems that Du Xinrui really took this as a reasonable explanation, and suddenly Gu Xinran said: "Actually, I have seen that Lengying twice, she really rejects men from the bottom of her heart, but I didn't expect Du Xinrui to have this kind of behavior." hobbies..."

Cold?Hearing this strange name suddenly, Lin Kun was taken aback. It seemed that Du Xinrui really wanted to make this matter real. He actually found a lesbian, but is there really such a person?