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Lin Kun had just taken a sip of wine, and after hearing what Yin Jian said about the 'tragic battle', he burst out laughing immediately. A majestic boss was destroyed by Balala's little magic wand. God is jealous of a talent!

The two chatted passionately about the interesting things back then, recalling the beautiful childhood, and the chat was in full swing. For example, they both watched a cartoon called Detective Conan, and Lin Kun was talking about it: "I know , this cartoon tells the story of Conan being forced to drink Sanlu milk powder by a man in black and turning into a primary school student. During the school's spring outing, he enters a waterfall and becomes a selected child. He arrives at Falui Island. The island conquered Pikachu, Charmander, Squirtle, etc., and then embarked on a great route. The man who vowed to become the One Piece, with the help of Vajra Gourd, activated the light energy messenger to defeat Shark Pepper, and then followed Doraemon Pass through the golden zodiac together, collect seven gourd dolls, summon the dragon to resurrect the second generation of Hokage, but in the end, in order to protect the m78 nebula, he becomes the village head of Yangcun, and lives happily with the seven dwarves..."

Yin Jian laughed drunkenly, patted Lin Kun on the shoulder and praised: "You are so alive!"

After listening to Lin Kun's nonsense, the guests in the next few seats laughed, and some laughed even more. Thinking about how happy it was to watch cartoons at that time, and now, more often they are facing The dazzling display, controlling villains, fighting monsters and upgrading to collect gold coins, I really can't think of it, what fun can I get from it?

Therefore, Lin Kun and Yin Jian quickly chatted from their childhood full of anecdotes to their hot-blooded teenagers, and then naturally turned to women.

A man can never drink without a woman, even if there is no woman, he will talk about women.

Lin Kun was always a chatterbox, but after drinking, he talked more and controlled the whole time, just like Maiba, and Yin Jian also admired his high-spirited talk, not only Yin Jian, but also many diners around him Calm down and listen to Lin Kun's speech.

I just listened to him talking about women: "Actually, there are only two kinds of women, one is pretending to be pure, and the other is pretending to be impure. A man needs to understand and experience it with his heart. As long as you really understand her, use the right method Naturally, they will have her. However, many men now only focus on women's faces and figures. Because of this, women are paying more and more attention to dressing up their faces and figures.

In fact, the woman who really makes men want to stop is not how big your breasts are, how tall your butt is, or how beautiful your face is.It's about being able to cross circles with a man when he needs it most, open his arms when a man is depressed, and make him laugh when he is unhappy. This is a woman worthy of love. "

Yin Jian couldn't help nodding, thinking it made sense, only such a woman is worthy of love.

And the people next to him also quietly listened to his high-spirited talk, and even some girls felt that it benefited a lot.

A woman's face is easy to age, sooner or later she will lose her youth, and her figure will also lose shape, but her heart will never change.

Immediately afterwards, Lin Kun changed the subject and said, "Let's talk about men again. Men are different from women. There are many types, such as silk, second generation, handsome guy and male god. Every kind of man has his own way to pursue women. Features, such as Lusi, in the process of pursuing, she will often express her loyalty to the girl she likes, and keep telling others how good she is and how much she loves her. In fact, this is just a kind of sales promotion.

As for the real second generation, just say one thing, my father is worth tens of millions and has countless real estate properties, so girls will naturally pounce on him. This is called a promotion.

As for the handsome guy, there is no need to confess to the girls. The girls will naturally be attracted by his handsome face and unique temperament. This is marketing.

As for the male god, girls don't know him, but every day you can hear other girls around him praise him, this is the brand effect. "

Everyone nodded in unison, feeling very reasonable.

Lin Kun also seemed to have found the feeling, raised his head and poured half a bottle of beer, wiped his mouth and continued: "Whether you are a girl or a boy, you must understand one truth, that is, life is short, and you must know how to grasp it." Timing, carpe diem, especially for boys, the happy time in this life is very short, based on the average age of 80 years old, not allowed to do it the year before, not the year after, there are only 40 years in between. Calculated by crossing 3 times a week, 5 seconds per high, 15 seconds per week, 60 seconds per month, 12 minutes per year, 5 hour in 1 years, and 40 hours in 8 years. So the best time in a man's life is only 8 hours...

Eight hours, brothers, you have to enjoy life to the fullest, don't let the sharp gun point to the moon! "

Lin Kun expressed his final emotion, and drank the wine in the bottle, a little lonely, a little free and easy, showing the slightest demeanor.

Yin Jian was fascinated by the sound, and there were even sparse applause and laughter from around. At this moment, a cold voice came out suddenly: "Bitch, dirty!"

Lin Kun was taken aback, and the whole restaurant fell silent. Everyone knew that Lin Kun was drinking and bragging. Although there was some truth in it, it was just a joking joke. Who on earth was so serious and yelled at him? ?

Lin Kun followed the sound and quickly locked a seat in the corner. A girl in a navy blue dress and waist-length hair was sitting there, with a stern expression, like frost.

Lin Kun is the one who doesn't believe in iceberg beauties in this world the most, thinking that they are all pretending because she doesn't like you, but she is the only woman who believes in it, and only lesbians are icy cold towards men.

This girl is exactly the lesbian Leng Ying who often makes things difficult for Lin Kun and is unkind to him.

It is said that she is Du Xinrui's lover, and it is understandable to hate Lin Kun. However, if there are complaints and revenge, what's the matter with always making things difficult for me?

What's even more strange is that there was a boy sitting next to her at this time. The type to fall in love with at first sight.

Why did Leng Ying and him sit together, looking very intimate? Could it be that she is bisexual, isn't homosexuality very thorough?

In any case, everyone was so excited to listen to his bragging, and she poured cold water for no reason, which made Lin Kun very upset, especially after he drank, the feeling of being let down was the most uncomfortable and irritating .

Even if you have a close relationship with Du Xinrui, if there is any hatred, it is between him and Du Xinrui. Du Xinrui can come to revenge at any time.

What's wrong with the beauty, the beauty has swept away my nature, and I don't like you either.

Lin Kun was a little drunk, and stood up shaking with the wine bottle. Yin Jian thought he was going to act in a hurry, so he quickly reached out to give him a hand. Lin Kun pushed his hand away and walked directly towards Leng Ying. Leng Ying She never looked at him, but her hands were clenched into fists, obviously wary of him.

But the boy next to her looked up at Lin Kun, moved his body slightly, and stood in front of Leng Ying, looking like a hero saving the beauty.

Lin Kun could see that this boy should be Leng Ying's suitor, and she was obviously interested in being able to have dinner with him, indicating that she might be bisexual, or she might not be able to stand up to people's discussions and strange things. Look, find someone to prove your innocence.

Lin Kun doesn't care what her purpose is, she will make you look good if she offends me.

Lin Kun staggered over, with a smile on his face, tilted his head, looked around the boy and looked at Leng Ying, his eyes were a little unscrupulous, as if Leng Ying had no clothes on.

Just when people felt that Lin Kun was going to make a move and the atmosphere was extremely tense, Lin Kun suddenly said, "Hey, isn't this Leng Ying? Long time no see, she's so beautiful."

Upon hearing this, everyone immediately thought that Lin Kun knew her, and they were old acquaintances, and it seemed that there would be no violent conflict.

But Lin Kun's next sentence shocked everyone, and he said loudly: "I didn't expect you to be so beautiful. It seems that this sex reassignment operation was very successful."

Everyone was shocked when they heard the words, and the boy in front of Leng Ying jumped up like a corpse, looked at Lin Kun and Leng Ying in horror.

To be honest, Lengying is very beautiful, and she is the handsome kind. If she cut her hair short and put on men's clothes, she must be a stunningly beautiful man. A normal beauty should be soft and beautiful, but she is handsome, and she is indeed very similar to a transgender people.

The boy panicked. The most important thing was that Leng Ying didn't say anything, which made the boy and other people in the room start to be suspicious, and believed Lin Kun's words even more.

In fact, Leng Ying was also very angry and wanted to explain, but Lin Kun took the opportunity, and it was such a shameless topic. If she stood up and refuted at this time, Lin Kun would definitely ask her to undress in public It proves that at that time, he will bring shame on himself instead. With Lin Kun's shamelessness, he will definitely do it.

So Leng Ying chose to remain silent, clenched her fists tightly, her knuckles turned white and her veins were exposed, but she still held back.

The way she chooses silence is correct. If she dares to stand up and refute, Lin Kunzheng will let her take off her clothes to prove herself. I have to say that only the enemy is the person who understands you best.

Seeing that Lengying didn't respond, the boy took a few steps back, turned around and ran away, which was terrible.Rather than going to great lengths to pursue a transgender person, it is better to have sex directly.

After the boy ran away, everyone around turned their eyes to Leng Ying's face, because they had preconceived notions, and looking at it now, they looked more and more like a handsome man, with long hair and a skirt, the most important thing Yes, her breasts are not big, and she can hardly show anything under the wide long skirt.

In short, Leng Ying is a transgender person, which has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

Lin Kun was standing beside her, only to hear Leng Ying whisper viciously: "Lin Kun, you are shameless!"

Lin Kun responded with a sneer, and replied in a low voice: "Let's settle our grievances face to face. Don't make any small moves. If you pour cold water on me on any occasion, I will pour boiling water on your face!"