Part-time flower care worker

Lin Kun was extremely speechless, but the man with glasses still looked puzzled. He didn't understand why the friend always responded with "hmmmm" on such a topic of discussion?

In fact, Lin Kun still admires that girlfriend very much, at least she would reply 'um', if it was someone else, she would have been blocked.

But they are all classmates, so Lin Kun naturally wouldn't hit the eye-eyed guy, so he said strategically: "Actually, when chatting on the Internet, the 'um' that girls say can have many meanings, especially the accompanying punctuation marks, which shows more Question. If it’s just a simple ‘um’, it may be a perfunctory impatient, but if it’s ‘um.’, it means affirming your meaning. If it’s ‘um~~’, it may be coquettish or comfortable humming. If it's 'Hmm!', it means her unwavering approval and recognition, even urgency."

The nerdy man with glasses naturally didn't know that there were so many mysteries in it. Of course, Lin Kun was also making up nonsense. When chatting online, the other party said "um", but in fact he only had one consciousness, which was speechless and boring, and he had no consciousness to continue.

In addition to 'um', there's 'oh, ah, and. . . '!

The man in glasses recalled excitedly, those 'hmm' had that kind of punctuation mark, at this moment, the man in school uniform said: "Anyway, just 'hmm' means that the other party is not interested in you."

It turns out that nerds will also ridicule and attack each other. The man in glasses gave him a vicious look, but the man in school uniform didn't care at all, and said triumphantly: "You know, I also have a girlfriend. I chatted with her last night. She He even enthusiastically asked if there are Japanese romance and action movies in my computer."

"Then what do you say?" The man with glasses asked curiously, obviously a little extreme.

"Of course I said yes." The man in the school uniform said.

Lin Kun asked, "Then what did she say?"

The man in the school uniform was like an eggplant beaten by frost, and said listlessly: "She said, if there is a movie, go and watch it. Chatting with you is really boring."

Cold sweat suddenly poured down from Lin Kun's forehead like rain. The two brothers didn't come to chat with me, but to make me laugh. He had seen a lot of Lusi, but the one who was both a bookworm and Lusi was the second. See you once.

Taking advantage of this topic, the two nerds chatted with Lin Kun about women. Obviously, they wanted to get some ways to please women from Lin Kun, that is, the secrets of picking up girls.

Of course, Lin Kun would not tell them that in fact, there are no secrets to picking up girls, let alone shortcuts. Moreover, this is the capital of Lin Kun's current livelihood. He is an hourly worker, and helping people to pick up girls is his biggest business.

Therefore, Lin Kun joked with them, kept talking, and said some unnutritious nonsense, and the two anxiously scratched their heads.

Just when the two were about to speak directly, Lin Kun suddenly changed the subject and asked the man in school uniform, "Tell me, what kind of woman do you like as your lifelong partner?"

The man in the school uniform was slightly startled, scratched his head, was very dull, and even blushed, he said after a long time, "I like women with the same number of pixels."

Prime number?Lin Kun's head was full of confusion, and he frowned, with a bookish air rushing towards his face.

I just heard the man in school uniform say: "She should be like 3, with a protruding figure, plump and charming. She should be like 2, although she is the smallest and very weak, she can snuggle in my arms and give me a sense of accomplishment. At home, she should be like 7, sharp and domineering, in charge of all the big and small things in the family, don't let me bother."

Hearing his smug talk, the black line on Lin Kun's forehead almost fell off, what a fucking mess.

He had heard that women were described as milk tea, honey, and fruits and vegetables, but this was the first time he heard that women were not regarded as 'prime numbers'.

Maybe this is the characteristic of nerds, maybe the nerds in the chemistry department like to use chemical elements to describe girls, maybe the idiots in the sports department like to use dumbbells and barbells to describe girls.

Lin Kun is studying archaeology, so you can't use grave bags to describe girls, right?

Now that Lin Kun started, the two nerds immediately became very interested and talked about women with Lin Kun.

It's just that Lin Kun didn't have any common topics with them at all, and soon began to feel sleepy, but the two of them kept pestering him. Lin Kun had no choice but to cut off their thoughts, and said with a wry smile: "Actually, you and When I say women, I’m really playing the piano with cows. I don’t know anything about women. I’m also a bachelor. At noon today, I’m still lying on the rostrum of the playground, stroking my hair in front of the blue sky and white clouds to satisfy my inner needs , At that time, I felt as if the whole world was forked. There was a muffled thunder in the sky. I took it as the sky was moaning, and there was a drizzle in the sky. I thought it was the high tide of the sky. Next time I plan to dig a hole , bury my 'second child' in the soil, do you know what I'm going to do? That's right, I want to sun the earth!"

The two nerds were dumbfounded, watching Lin Kun fall headfirst, lying on the table and falling asleep again, as if he was exhausted every day.

Lin Kun wanted to pretend to be dead and ignored them. He really fell asleep soon, but woke up when the bell rang for the end of get out of class, but soon fell asleep again, and he didn't even hear the bell for the second class. hear.

I didn't even see Su Xuewei walking in with a pile of ancient books in her arms. It was still her class, and she was going to talk about ancient Chinese and ancient prose.

Seeing Lin Kun sleeping, Su Xuewei was slightly relieved, but at the same time very angry, this guy didn't give him any face.

Everyone was waiting for Su Xuewei to go to class. She didn't want to delay others because of Lin Kun alone, and she didn't want to wake up Lin Kun, because he might say some sharp words to embarrass her.

She turned her attention to the classroom, opened the book and started to give lectures, still reading and appreciating ancient poems, so as to understand the ancient culture and customs.

Su Xuewei quickly entered the state, which has something to do with what she was wearing today. She was wearing long trousers and a long jacket, and a neutral black suit with all the buttons buttoned up. She didn't reveal her shirt anymore. She was quite conservative, so don't worry anymore. With students distracted, moms never have to worry about their kids' studies anymore.

This made her devote herself wholeheartedly, and began to give serious lectures, using her sweet and magnetic voice to recite the beautiful poems.

But when she was wandering in the beautiful realm of poetry, she suddenly found that someone was accompanying her. Every time she recited a sentence, there would be a strange sound. After searching carefully, she found that it was Lin Kun who was snoring.

Su Xuewei was furious, she didn't expect that this guy would not sleep peacefully, snoring loudly, gnashing his teeth from time to time, babbling his mouth, it was extremely annoying.

Women hate men who snore when they sleep, but when they live together and share the same bed for more than ten years, the man around them doesn't snore, but the woman can't sleep. It's so strange.

With a gloomy face, Su Xuewei roared in a low voice: "Lin Kun..."

Everyone had been impatient with Lin Kun's snoring for a long time, and turned their heads to watch the excitement, but Lin Kun hummed twice, half awake, and finally went back to sleep.

Su Xuewei frowned, and gestured to the bespectacled man beside Lin Kun.The man with glasses pushed Lin Kun immediately, and he sat up sleepily. Looking at Su Xuewei, who was on fire all over the podium, Lin Kun felt very confused. He didn't know that it was already the second class in the afternoon, and he even thought that I slept through the night, it was already the next morning.

Seeing his confused face, Su Xuewei was even more furious, and immediately shouted: "Lin Kun, stand up for me!"

Lin Kun saw that she was approaching aggressively, so he was too lazy to talk nonsense with her, but Lin Kun wanted to stand up, but after trying a few times, he couldn't do it. Su Xuewei said angrily, "Hurry up, I'll make you stand up, don't you hear me?"

Lin Kun said depressedly: "I heard it, but my feet are numb!"

Su Xuewei was speechless for a moment. This guy actually slept until his feet became numb. How long has he been sleeping?

She stared at Lin Kun viciously, watching him stand up with difficulty, Su Xuewei didn't want to affect the class, she didn't reprimand him face to face, but wanted him to be sober and sober, and she was ashamed of him by the way, so Su Xuewei immediately asked the question: "Cang Hai There are tears in the pearl of the moon, and smoke in the warm jade in the blue field. Lin Kun, please explain the meaning of these two lines of poetry."

Lin Kun scratched his head in embarrassment. Everyone was staring at him, waiting to see him make a fool of himself. It felt really embarrassing. This is also the trick the teacher always uses. It makes you lose face in front of your classmates, and you will concentrate later on. Even if it's not for study, you have to listen carefully for the sake of saving face.

However, Lin Kun's face cannot be judged by ordinary people's common sense. He scratched his head, ignored the mocking eyes around him, thought about the two lines of poems, and said: "These two lines of poems say that one is called Cang Haiyue, and the other is called Cang Haiyue. Mingzhu's two women fell in love with a man named Lan Tian at the same time, but unfortunately, Lan Tian liked Nuan Yu and gave birth to a child named Lan Yan, which caused the two women to cry!"

After Lin Kun finished speaking, the whole classroom fell into a deadly silence. Everyone's expressions froze. Su Xuewei was stunned, only the veins on her forehead were throbbing, and she was burning with anger, wishing to strangle Lin Kun to death.

It's all a mess, thanks to him being able to say it, the sun is warm in Lantian, and the jade is smoking, and his explanation is too anthropomorphic, and his imagination is so rich.

"Lin Kun." In the silence, Su Xuewei said calmly, "Get out of here."

Although Su Xuewei's tone was calm, everyone could tell that there was thunder in her chest and even more lightning on her face.

Lin Kun said with a look of embarrassment: "No, Teacher Su, my legs are numb and I can't walk."

Su Xuewei finally couldn't bear it anymore and rushed down the podium. Just when everyone thought Su Xuewei would explode and start a hand-to-hand fight with Lin Kun, an unexpected and jaw-dropping scene appeared. Desperately, but saved Lin Kun's waist, hugged him directly in his arms, carried him and walked out.

The young and beautiful female teacher Su Xuewei threw Lin Kun out of the classroom in such a domineering manner...